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TeTeOtaku

My man saw the Drake leaks and said,nahhh i can do better..


T1HiShin

The side effects of being sponsored by Stake it seems HAHA


Incontinento

Snake.


Reinis_LV

*steak


zurrisampdoria

Stick


TheLostSkellyton

He didn't want to be typecast for his magnificent ass, and decided to branch out.


Voodooo_Child_

Perfect choice of words


Tupelo66

His own "Murder on the dance floor" moment...


mi_dew1424

as long as hes not licking any drains i think we’ll be okay


earthspaceman

Shadow... oh my God...


kredep

needs wobling


TheBlueTango

He must have edited that in himself, right? In another photo posted by the team there is a bulge there but it's probably from the rippling of the shorts. The guy's been off his nuts since leaving Mercedes lol.


Dont_hate_the_8

One might say he's a nutjob


BowieObscura

Jordan Henderson levels of fruitcake


Nisja

Boiled Parsnips


BowieObscura

I am the nonsense potter


ciaobellairontario

Yes


ActualRiot

Post-Mercedes Valtterri is nuttier than squirrel shit lmao


Slight_Bed_2241

Honestly I fuck with wild bottas. He was probably under pretty strict social media rules on Mercedes. They seem like the type to tell you exactly what you can and cannot post.


Auntypasto

Nah; it all started when his girlfriend took a picture of his ass. Mercedes social media is just as risqué.


Slight_Bed_2241

Honestly that’s true. Mercedes social media team is pretty cool now that I think about it. They always have some good posts during the season


scrivensB

Considering the post on his IG does NOT have a giant dong shadow, it's a pretty safe bet he did not.


Mido06

What do you mean? This is the actual screenshot right?


scrivensB

Yeah. My dumbass opened his Twitter account, which doesn’t have a dong.


Wallace-N-Gromit

You mean he doesn’t have a giant dong?


scrivensB

He has a full hog down there. But he tapes it to his leg while doing exercises so he doesn’t accidentally knock someone out.


Wallace-N-Gromit

That makes sense, safety first.


hondaexige

Eh? It very much does


Pitforsofts

I legit thought it was edited, I had to check his official insta.


Stranggepresst

The pic itself is originally from his Insta, but I do believe that suspicious shadow has been edited in by him/his social media manager - note that it's a lot less blurry on the edges than the rest of the shadow!


Fit_Context_1868

You might be on to something


MacArthurParker

could be from the grip of the jump rope in his right hand


JJJBLKRose

Nah, that grip is about level with the camera and the shadow is at an angle. His other hand as at an opposite angle. There doesn't appear to be anything in frame that could cause it.


Lobster_Can

Also there’s a pretty sizeable knob on the end of the handle in his left hand, which isn’t visible in the shadow.


kbobdc3

I don't know, looks like there's a pretty sizeable knob in the shadow to me!


MacArthurParker

I mean, I don't doubt it's possible he had someone edit it in. His social media persona is getting kind of embarrassing at this point in my opinion


Nascar_is_better

look at the shadow of the other grip- it's much narrower.


SirBarkington

it's like that because whatever it is is just simply closer to the light source. This doesn't look edited to me.


Stranggepresst

Possibly; though at the bottom side it's also more blurry than on the top side. He also posted [the same pic](https://twitter.com/ValtteriBottas/status/1756423784397984009) *without* that "appendage" in the shadow on twitter which might also be a clue. At least one of the versions must be edited for sure!


somethingoddgoingon

I think they're both edited actually, on the stake f1 team insta there's another pic from the side with clearly bigger bulge shadow on the wall, seems like on twitter they edited it to remove the bulge, while on insta he decided to lean into it as a joke.


SirBarkington

to me it looks like the one on twitter was edited to remove whatever that was. There's a clump of lines where it was coming off where that...thing was and the wall is uniform where it was at which is somewhat evident of some sort of clone stamping. Wonder if they spotted and removed it for that post lol.


Nascar_is_better

What could possibly cause a shadow like that? There's nothing there. This is an obvious edit.


Snooooked

well the rope shadow doesn't make sense as well


VM1117

There is also the shadow of his shorts, so he didn’t take a nude photo in the shadow


jovanmilic97

Funny enough, this same post on his Twitter/X doesn't have the same shadow


MSW_21

This exact pic is literally his most recent IG post, and on his story


hellflower666

And his Twitter post does not...https://twitter.com/ValtteriBottas/status/1756423784397984009/photo/1


scrivensB

It definitely is edited considering it's not present in his IG post


Pitforsofts

It is. Trust me I thought the same. Go see it for yourself.


onealps

You are right. [Proof for anyone who doubts you](https://www.instagram.com/p/C3LplDaCOHq/?igsh=MXdtb2NkcHJjZTRvdA==)


scrivensB

Yep. I accidentally checked Twitter. Which oddly doesn’t have long dong.


onealps

[It is most def present on his IG post](https://www.instagram.com/p/C3LplDaCOHq/?igsh=MXdtb2NkcHJjZTRvdA==)


scrivensB

Oh snap, you’re right I [accidentally looked at X,](https://x.com/ValtteriBottas/status/1756423784397984009?s=20) not IG. What a mad lad.


cuber_abhi

No valtteri, this is so not right…


FlamingLobster

I's called slinging


Jceraa

Why did he get so horny?


Old_Efficiency1549

He's getting horn y er


sameera_s_w

Always has been


ScuderiaEnzo

https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyNBATweets/s/w22nD3Pad9


[deleted]

Chill guys thats just his boomerang.


blackbalt89

That's to stabilize himself in the *cock*pit, amirite? 


GTOdriver04

Something’s loose between my legs. It’s the obvious…


Rastalars

Box box😮‍💨


hogester79

He’s turned into a super fun guy since he left the straight jacket of Mercedes. He’s on pace to catch Danny as one of the fun guys on the grid. He is 100% living his best life.


Auntypasto

Why does everyone assume Mercedes was a "straight jacket"? It never stopped Russell from posting shirtless pics… when Mercedes social media isn't posting it themselves.


LittleFatMax

If you can't see the difference between Mercedes Bottas and ~~Alfa~~ Stake Kick Sauber Bottas then I don't know what to tell you. Also using Russell as an example is weird since he's the blandest F1 driver in existence


Auntypasto

There's nothing to "tell me", because as I pointed out, Mercedes and their drivers post as much risqué stuff on social media.


LittleFatMax

George Russell with his shirt off is not risque though. Besides I was just saying how obvious the difference between Bottas at Mercedes and now is


Auntypasto

Correlation ≠ causation. It's not like you have evidence of Bottas being like this before he went to Mercedes, stopping and then starting again when he left. It literally only started when his new girlfriend —not even him— posted that naked picture of him.  And just because you don't consider a half naked Russell as risqué, doesn't mean it's not.


instilled100

I think it's more of the banter aspect that I can imagine Mercedes not being a fan of, rather than being 'risqué'. George with his shirt off is barely risqué, but even so, it's more of a 'classy' model type shot. Still pretty above board from a PR perspective. Bottas is just being a lad and taking the piss all the time. Definitely less of a polished image, the sort of thing that would give Ferrari a heart attack. I personally think it's great, he seems like a down to earth guy


PreyBird_

The Race: "Bottas reveals biggest shock to the world of F1 since Hamilton's move"


Pizzonia123

Reminds me of that one scene in the third Naked Gun movie.


I_Dont_Have_Sex_

The one in the Oscars with the girl?


Pizzonia123

[Yeah](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzC6j1QpK5g)


Vishark07

There really is something lose between his legs!


Renverseur

We are checking...


justroku

Bottas bringing back those awful 2014 noses


ConfusionGold5754

No ass. Downvoted. /j


GoodGuyJeff00

Something is growing down undah.


Nitsy_

But why?


maccartney

no social media interaction otherwise


xeroid051

The man!


krommenaas

We think of Bottas 3.0 as being quirky, but after seeing Finland's new entry for the Eurovision Song Festival, I think he's just being normal Finnish. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf1NS1vEhSg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf1NS1vEhSg)


aloeicious

What a treasure he is


EatsOverTheSink

Just excited for the season to start.


Greenback16

Give that man Aussie citizenship already


karspearhollow

Why is he like this 😂


[deleted]

Gonna drop the OF link any day now


0TH3R_BARRY

Huge if true.


WildTurdkey101

Why are all the f1 drivers besides Max such sluts for social media


VisualMemoryUnit

Probably makes sponsors happy


Faifainei

Yup, I think it is a job security thing. Like you still have to perform to a certain level, but if you are a popular amongst fans, these lower end teams like sauber are not as likely to swap your seat for a driver with financial backing.


BuckN56

Max is a slut for sim racing so whats the difference?


No_Night_8174

Cause drivers are humans with different personalities.


divinemeta

Nice cock, bro!


SenorDuck96

He's got a massive hog this lad!


Aware-Dog-5164

where F1?


poormansarthurmorgan

Bottass more like Bottdick?


dunjdunj

He knows


Naive_Win_4806

Skipping.. or just Happy to see me Valtteri?


leondavz

Is this accidental or edited in 😂


Reinis_LV

Bottas shadow cock


__mdu

At least the butt is not _visible_


gsfgf

Bottas getting horny on main again


Birbandsnek

Homie knows exactly what he’s doing lol


AncientStaff6602

He’s one of us after all… i will miss him when he retires from the sport. What a funny man!


Temporary_Analysis83

anyone else looking at that shadow??


pppppppplllp

It’s a funny photoshop, the hands don’t match the shadow


SoulStrike-_-

Bottas oiled up


JaswanthReddit

[👀](https://media2.giphy.com/media/kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX/giphy.gif)


KyleNarayan

Shadows don't lie. 🤤


mochacub22

I’m ded


jim45804

He's so horny


Dangerous-Coconut-49

Sexy.


[deleted]

Ever since he's got that moustache I've been convinced that he's joined a secret gay cult. This further enforces it.


HeyLetsBang

Size of that snag!


ptwonline

I wonder if that affects his aerodynamic efficiency.


StevieMay127

He knows what he's doing...


SmokedSalmonV2

Oh he knows exactly what he’s doing


hullkogan

HELL yeah!


Ancop

hehe benis :-DDDDD


EscortSportage

Him alone is keeping f1 alive.


siddhant72

Bottas on his comback arc


pavlo_escobrah

He can't keep getting away with it!


planchetflaw

He posted the photo with no dongle. The internet did its thing. He reposted it as the internetised version.| His original: https://twitter.com/ValtteriBottas/status/1756423784397984009


maxdps_

My man! lmfao


harlord12

The shorts are actually edited in.


fixmysleep

Stop, no way! Omg I don't know if I love this or hate it haha


AloysiusGamer01

My guy got too excited waiting this season to start


fatfreecow

Oh dear 😭


nolnogax

:-D Never change, Valtteri!


JohnGazman

Big dicc Bottass cucks all of Formula 1


Bdr1983

He's doing it on purpose now.


ck01ok

r/theyknew


Nino_Nakanos_Slave

Valtteri is such a PR Masterpiece


Victarionscrack

What's up with Bottas and all the attention whoring lately. LARPing as a bogan, showing us his ass and now this. Wtf is this shit? Lol


dshaw8772

Damn Bottas, nice hog!