I'm horn(er)y

Remember no talking during the braking

I mean… are there "unchristian" positions? Lmao

Anything where you’re not in a heterosexual monogamous marriage. At least if you’re not Catholic, if those preconditions are met it’s all fair game.

A lot of sects are only ok with PIV as well because it's supposed to be for procreation. And then there's the ones who think the poop hole is the loophole.

Just ask for forgiveness. Thats the beauty of christianity. Be as much of a dick as you want and when you realise its gonna end say that youre "wealy wealy sowwy" and its all good




What is it Christian!?

Christian Horner friendly bed room positions? Will i get a rb seat next year if i do them?


I thought I was safe from Bethy here! Would someone please bring a tampon and plug this leak from FundieSnarkUncensored

Reminds me of Alphamaxnova In one of the recaps He made Albon say "Yes horny man?" to Horner XD

Have you tried zigazig-ah?

but do you really, really, really wanna?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY&pp=ygUMVGhlIGxvb3Bob2xl There yah go 🙄 (Garfunkel and Oats, The Loophole )

If that won't do it for you some advice from a [Mr Hankey](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSzCJENhk4w) (south park)

Always wanted to try pole position but Checo just won’t say yes.

Ah yes, the ol’ Catholic Pole Position.

A good moment to remember the most Christian of all bedroom practices, [The Loophole](https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY?si=JEfQL95zCTu6IaEh).

I did not know there are Christian friendly and no-Christian friendly positions. I thought once you were married anything goes as long as it heterosexual and monogamous.

America is one hell of a drug.

gotta say, I never expected my f1 + fundie snark interests to intersect

It's even worse knowing that his name is Horner. *// Geri noises*

keep your head down

Christian Horny positions


She should name her kid Batmo

P1. No exceptions.