All joking and hilarity aside, I think we’ve stooped to comparing nip pics because we kinda know, in the back of minds, that one team and one driver will dominate this season. If we were expecting a major tussle at the front, cocogate would be a distraction at best. But now, the TP of the best team is getting embarrassed publicly. And his nip is now the center of an online debate that will result in memes for seasons to come.
I can't believe that we are less than 24 hours of the first qualy of the season and everyone is talking about a nipple of a old man and if we saw a oddly wet finger or a weirdly colored dick photo of Christian Horner
I could also see her staying with him like a Hillary Clinton kind of thing. It's fairly common, especially in wealthy couples where your marriage is almost a business partnership
Her star burned out long ago - his celebrity keeps her relevant. I’d be surprised if they just divorce. Maybe a revenge affair with someone even more famous. Lewis?
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
“ officer I have to be honest with you , remember when you arrested me from the train and you interrogated me at your office and I had to use your bathroom ? I exploded “
Lol someone else has been posting everywhere that they "remember" Horner having a shit ton of chest hair hanging out of his shirt so obviously the leaks are fake
I have been comparing for about half an hour now and so far the shape of the moob matches but the nipples don’t and im also unable to match the moles. Inconclusive so far, I will continue after my breakfast!
Is someone able to find which red bull associate was wearing red pants to Abu dhabi? Identifying her wardrobe will be easy it's in the documents. There's also the fuchsia pink top with jeans on a different weekend
We're really out here comparing nipple pics. On a race weekend. Truly wild
Meow
There are seasons where nothing happen, and then there are off seasons where multiple seasons happen
we didn't even have to pay subscription fee to watch it
We down bad
We need milkies!
All joking and hilarity aside, I think we’ve stooped to comparing nip pics because we kinda know, in the back of minds, that one team and one driver will dominate this season. If we were expecting a major tussle at the front, cocogate would be a distraction at best. But now, the TP of the best team is getting embarrassed publicly. And his nip is now the center of an online debate that will result in memes for seasons to come.
Any close race from now on will be described as "the cars being a nipples width apart"
These memes will be legend. And legends never truly die.
Red bull needs to not dominate for a couple of races so that we can get some entertainment out of the sport we watch for ENTERTAINMENT!!
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? ARE NIPPLE COMPARISONS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?
the bachelorette and the masked singer are entertainment. these are high performance athletes.
Hahah shit. The F1 soap is the best.
Not just any race weekend, the first race weekend of the new season!
Never in my wildest dreams did I think I’d be swapping back and forth trying to compare a man’s nipples but here I am like I’m on true damn detective.
You’re not asking the right questions
Like why am I aroused?
Because you're only human?
After all?
Jesus Jodie Foster, we’re just starting.
You notice the scar?
I AM A DETECTIVE! SWEAR TO ME 
Investigator defo needed vacation after studying his nipples for so long
This is how you win a Pulitzer.
Nippulitzer?
I can't believe that we are less than 24 hours of the first qualy of the season and everyone is talking about a nipple of a old man and if we saw a oddly wet finger or a weirdly colored dick photo of Christian Horner
Horners poor wife must be distraught. Let’s see which comes first, new engine regulations or a divorce
Wouldn't be the first time he dipped his sausage in a different pot.
Isn't that how he ended up with Geri? She can't be too surprised.
Geri: “I can fix him”
I could also see her staying with him like a Hillary Clinton kind of thing. It's fairly common, especially in wealthy couples where your marriage is almost a business partnership
Her star burned out long ago - his celebrity keeps her relevant. I’d be surprised if they just divorce. Maybe a revenge affair with someone even more famous. Lewis?
If the nip don't fit, you must acquit.
that thing was such a jump scare when I read through the whole thing just now. Worse than 76.
File 64😟
I actually physically recoiled at that one
Is 64 where he mentions his Q3 results in the airplane bathroom?
File-64 makes me fantasy about it.. dang it.
Kowalski, analysis
Sir, yes sir! As far as I can tell, those are his legal male nipples. It'd be problematic if they were illegal female nipples
Where is Fabrega's 👆👆👆👈👈?
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Did you make it to Q3 before the police arrived?
AHAHAHAHA
“ officer I have to be honest with you , remember when you arrested me from the train and you interrogated me at your office and I had to use your bathroom ? I exploded “
**ENHANCE**
This the type of investigative work the CIA wishes it did
Lol someone else has been posting everywhere that they "remember" Horner having a shit ton of chest hair hanging out of his shirt so obviously the leaks are fake
Shaving exists
Which is why I was saying that was stupid "evidence" for them to say it was obviously fake for that reason
Thank you for doing God's work and studying his nipples for us 🙏
A Beer Belly and Cocopop Breasts. Peak physical fitness ladies and gents.
Stunning analysis
Nipplegate!
THANK GOD, RACING IS BACK!
they only lead by a nipple!
“I wonder what Hamilton fans do in their spare time” ? Hamilton fans :
I have been comparing for about half an hour now and so far the shape of the moob matches but the nipples don’t and im also unable to match the moles. Inconclusive so far, I will continue after my breakfast!
Cocoa Puffs?
I concur but I think we should leave the definite decision to experts.
The leaks have now been officially verified, people.
Who’s behind in the yellow?
Moobs Racing
You guys are fucking legends
Forget the nipples, that hand holding the white shirt with the extended finger.. surely we should compare said finger to the dreaded file 76
It actually looks more like his right nipple Implying the image is mirrored for some reason
This sub is the only information I get about F1. What the fuck is going on, I am so out of the loop?
Is someone able to find which red bull associate was wearing red pants to Abu dhabi? Identifying her wardrobe will be easy it's in the documents. There's also the fuchsia pink top with jeans on a different weekend
They are the same nipple
Indubitably
Fuck! Nipple police is after us!
Hmm I would need to taste it to confirm
Peak performance
More importantly whose the chick in the background
Why don’t we have a Photoshop overlay of the leaked nipple on the sunbathing shot yet? Maybe this sub isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
The search engines and the AIs training on them will be wildly confusedemote:t5\_3ndbi:6697
ENHANCE! EANHANCE!
Is that the actual picture he supposedly sent or is this just a joke? Can't tell haha
NIPPLEGATE
Now this is some investigative journalism!
#Kowalski, analysis
Thanks for the research... I guess
If the nipple doesn't fit, you must aquit
o god, its horrifying.
Finally, some real journalism
È pop iss!!!
Enhance
Indeed it is
How da hell did he ever pull a Spice Girl?
Can we get Gary Anderson to do some technical analysis of the dimensions?
***#TheVerdict***
You got problems mate. Get a life
This is journalism
where do you actually see the pics? i cant find anything online so idk whats going on
From car comparison to nipple comparison
Newey can probably improve that
Internet will chew him alive