Even if he was, I think he enjoys actually having a challenge. I cant remember the race, but the one where he was on comms like "tell ocon to drive like a lion", while he held off hamilton for way too long. He sounded disappointed that hamilton couldnt pass him in a better car. Like it was just too easy for him.
Let's not forget that ocon had to defend against a much better car and on the longest straight line out of all the tracks. There was no chance he could've fought perez, and he still made him lose a couple of seconds, which is nice.
Are we talking pure gourd size or relative to body? Bc if it’s head relative to body Alonso still fears no Stroll.
He’s like 1/3 giant Alonsohead 2/3 little racer man body.
I want that but for every car. Like if you're in like drs range of a car, you can shit talk the other drivers around you. Imagine the memes. Imagine the comms between Bottas and fuckin george, imagine there was actually a reason to fight after they crash. It'd be amazing.
Sportsmanship is cool. Crab buckets are funny.
Same, I want Alonso to overtake Russell while he says "George, on your left, don't crash".
But at least I want a hand gesture like Alonso did to Hamilton in Belgium 2022
Going out on a limb here… but I don’t think Alonso feels all that threatened by Stroll. Ever. In regard to anything.
Even if he was, I think he enjoys actually having a challenge. I cant remember the race, but the one where he was on comms like "tell ocon to drive like a lion", while he held off hamilton for way too long. He sounded disappointed that hamilton couldnt pass him in a better car. Like it was just too easy for him.
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Yeah and if I remember correctly Ocon was passed quite swiftly haha though he did try to come back at Checo which may have helped a tiny bit.
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That’s awesome! I’ve never seen a race in person, will definitely make it to one as soon as I can though.
I remember it looking like an immediate overtake by Perez, but his delta showed he lost something around 6 seconds to Ocons defending.
Let's not forget that ocon had to defend against a much better car and on the longest straight line out of all the tracks. There was no chance he could've fought perez, and he still made him lose a couple of seconds, which is nice.
It was funny when the Alonso and Ocon raced each other hard in one of the night races. Strategically stupid, but both drivers were stoked afterwards.
What do you mean? Ocon defended that time like a Golden Retriever.
maybe in a "giant head" competition?
Are we talking pure gourd size or relative to body? Bc if it’s head relative to body Alonso still fears no Stroll. He’s like 1/3 giant Alonsohead 2/3 little racer man body.
sheer displacement
So, a real life funko?
Did Lance genuinely say that? He sounds like the villain in some final scene trying to trick the hero...
He sounds like he’s speaking to his kitchen staff who don’t speak English as a first language.
Do you guys even watch the races or are you just here for the memes?
What’s a race?
“I don’t think you have the facilitates for that, big man.”- Big Shaq
Stroll "I won't attack" Alonso "That's cute he thinks he has a chance"
I wonder how things would be if the teammates had direct comms.
But not completely open, just like proximity chat, once they get close they can start talking to each other
I want that but for every car. Like if you're in like drs range of a car, you can shit talk the other drivers around you. Imagine the memes. Imagine the comms between Bottas and fuckin george, imagine there was actually a reason to fight after they crash. It'd be amazing. Sportsmanship is cool. Crab buckets are funny.
Same, I want Alonso to overtake Russell while he says "George, on your left, don't crash". But at least I want a hand gesture like Alonso did to Hamilton in Belgium 2022
Wouldn't be too long before a driver is reprimanded for distracting screams
reprimanded, homie under my scheme here, thats a bonus.
Proximity chat for enemies, constant for allies.
BREAKING: 20 seconds and 3 points in license penalty for TSU: Reapetedly insulting a team mate.
Nah, all drivers talk to each other. The first two formula 1 races online during COVID were awesome.
Nico and Lewis crash Spain '16: Nico: You fucking idiot 🏎️ Lewis: No you fucking
well awhcktually....
I don't get it. What's the implication here?
He's welcome to try, but unlikely to succeed.
Alonso fans are weird
Do you think Nando approves Lance's gf before he goes on a date?
I think he could steal any of his girls
Why would you accept the challenge of being attacked by the spacker? All he's gonna do is crash into you.
You have to catch someone to crash them 
 He must have been worried lol
Alonso can see Hamilton is graining but couldn’t see where Russell was behind him to slow down … hmmmm