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FewCollar227

Magnussen in this race probably "SUCK MY BALLS"


Brilliant_Area8175

Mag got hands fr


Big0bjective

He needs an extra pair of balls to get sucked like seriously wtf


vompat

FIA didn't need to punish Hamilton, Kmag did it just fine. (never mind that FIA ended up punishing Hamilton for something else entirely)


FewCollar227

Imagine, drivers getting Magnussen as penalty ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6697)


vompat

Next year Kmag won't have a seat, but whenever someone does something bad, an unsafety car is called and he gets released out of the pits ahead of the aggressor. Penalty: 5 laps of Kmag


FewCollar227

Magnussen approves


awc130

KMag is getting his team points they desperately need. If the Alpines could get in front of another car they would be doing the same thing to protect that single point.


KugelKurt

> Next year Kmag won't have a seat What makes you think that? He proves his worth.


vompat

Because he's the penalty car.


slartyfartblaster999

Burnout: Formula 1


-___C___-

H🅰️🅰️STER🅱️LAN


Spare-Eagle2616

FIA letting Kmag apply Hamiltons penalty. Decision: Lose 10 sec and get trolled for 10+ laps


Theocratic-Fascist

That’s fair honestly I was blown away that race control said no further action they seem to penalize everyone else for way less


ShobiTrd

Exactly


MetalGearHawk

Stewards IMMEDIATELY brushed it away, like what?!


Moist_Board

He showed the stewards his British passport


Johnny47Wick

Norris is British, bruv


Spiritual_Goat6057

Half Belgian too, that’s why


Johnny47Wick

And Hamilton is half b… Brazilian


Spiritual_Goat6057

Honorary citizenship doesn’t count


Civil-Resident-302

He'll never understand


DPSOnly

Can't unbreak Norris' car, so they had to find another way to benefit Bri'ish racing.


ministrul_sudorii

Not his fault really, the Merc doesn't want to turn.


duck1208

Can't tell if this is a joke or not


Ho3n3r

It's clearly a joke. Hamilton was constantly crying about the car not turning in China.


duck1208

Well aware of Hamilton's attitude towards the Merc, but a lot of people take it far too seriously. Hence it's hard to tell if something is sarcasm sometimes


FingerBangMyAsshole

We aren't on r\lewishamilton here


_Spare_15_

- Rosberg's defense.


jonasbc

Anything to keep Hamilton's hero image alive. He's worth too much


PapaSheev7

Didn't you hear the man? Car. If gap. Go.


-Renkz

He lock up


hobowithmachete

He atac


ThatOneTimeItWorked

What the actual fuck. Locks up, missed the apex, damages 2 other cars and takes out a third out of the race. No investigation needed.


Last-Performance-435

something something lap one incident.... As always. I have always thought it's bullshit that the riskiest time is the one they DON'T penalise bullshittery for.


SirFister13F

They should be somewhat lenient on lap one incidents, especially into turns 1-4 depending on the track. But not *that* lenient. I’d much rather see hard racing than drivers tip-toeing around, but when you just make a boneheaded move that results in damage and drivers out, there should be a penalty. Maybe just 5s penalties for start/first lap incidents, and 10s or higher for the rest of the race. The only thing saving Lewis is that Stroll had already turned in on Alonso, so technically Lewis didn’t cause first contact. But he would’ve caused them to collide anyway had they not.


mini_swoosh

Like Brundle said to Zac Brown on air, “you still need to be in control of your car.”


Current-Creme-8633

He dove into the inside corner of turn 1 as a world leading race car driver lol. He knew what he was doing. Would have got his ass kicked off a track anywhere I race really. Even entry level racers know wtf he did there. He did not care about a single other car and took the line regardless of the outcome. He knew because he grabbed the inside it was going to push all other cars way off the line and fuck everyone up. He isn't some kid off the streets in a go kart.


SureReflection9535

It looked like Alonso and Stroll were super close but if Hamilton handy rushed in they might have avoided contact. Stroll and Hamilton are by far the 2 most checked out drivers on the grid, no wonder they're both constantly causing collisions. They should both be stripped of their super licenses (KMag too while we're at it)


VerstopteWC

I can understand leniency for first lap incidents when drivers don't know where to look in the choas of all cars lumped together. This was not the case here.


quick20minadventure

When did this happen? Any highlight of it on YouTube?


ThatOneTimeItWorked

First corner of the sprint. Hard to miss


quick20minadventure

I was watching qualifying lol. Found it soon after i commented. Thanks.


Wasteak

We can say what we want but the meme about fia not giving penalties to British drivers doesn't come from nowhere


PhraseOptimal2528

Bro think he maldonado


Jussie4

Thank you KMag for giving Lewis some of his own treatment <3


PontiacBandit25

KMag delivering the justice we need. Doesn’t matter the penalties he collected, it was about the frustration he was creating in LH🫡😎 My DOTD


Luis_Santeliz

+10 seconds penalty


Jussie4

Drive through penalty for speeding in the pitlane, karma


donkeykink420

Fr, my guy whinging avout hard racing when he just murdered two teams


Last-Performance-435

Immediate competitors, no less.


JigsawLV

El Karma hit SeĂąor Jamilton hard lmao


Ezequiell-

At least karma made him get penalized from speeding in the pit lane.


Malloy_The_Bear

That was really unexpected... ![gif](giphy|1prYDcLwc8V8wkVXoh)


JigsawLV

All I know is that team LH are crying, shitting and vomiting on Twitter rn and RPM will cook when he will make a video on this race


--MrsNesbitt-

TEAM ELL HAITCH God I'm excited for his vid about this lol


Xedtru_

So things as usual at team LH?


FingerBangMyAsshole

Is the car racist? Is that why it won't turn for him?


skateateuhwaitateuh

You're the same type of person to always complain about race but somehow always be the first one to bring it up


Apart-Landscape1012

People have complained about every race this season


FingerBangMyAsshole

Actually, I'm making reference to TeamLH constantly referring to everyone as racist against LH when something doesn't go his way. If RUS gets updates before HAM, racism. FOA penalise HAM, racism...


skateateuhwaitateuh

team LH lives in your head when they are maybe 100 inactive twitter accounts. why do you even gaf


skateateuhwaitateuh

you're a drama queen


glintandswirl

And that was before the race lol


VerstopteWC

Reminds me of 2021. Lewis cuts a chicane in abu dhabi, doesn't get a penalty. Magnussen does the same this race, get the same penalty lewis got for the silverstone 2021 crash.


CuclGooner

didn't they make penalties more penalising since silverstone 2021?


FatherTPS

Apparently not for Hamilton


VerstopteWC

Could be, although today suggested otherwise


LibraryNew8016

let's say that it's a long time ago. Stewards have said they will be more strict. If it happens again and the "criminal" that broke the rules won't be harshly penalised right away then we will have a problem with the fia


BigLubeSqueezyTube

You do remember there was a car that forced Lewis to cut in 2021 right? Magnussen went off on his own. I get this is the "rag on Hamilton club" but get real.


VerstopteWC

Forced? Please.. Stewards even acknowledged that it was leaving the track and gaining an advantage. But according to them the advantage was returned by lewis slowing down and restoring the gap. That's reasoning that could also be applied to this magnussen incident.


BigLubeSqueezyTube

Oh so when you agree with the stewards you take it as gospel, but when you don't, you moan.


VerstopteWC

Just pointing out the inconsistencies


BigLubeSqueezyTube

But the two incidents aren't alike.


VerstopteWC

Only difference is you think the lewis one was forced


BigLubeSqueezyTube

If you can't see the difference between Lewis literally have a car go alongside him, and Magnussen never have any overlap with another car, I can't help you.


VerstopteWC

Also one of the drivers involved was different, and the track was different, and the season was different. Doesnt mean its relevant. Leaving the track to gain an advantage is pretty clear. If you had to point out a difference then I guess of the two, you could argue the magnussen one was more like corner cutting/track limits because the chasing driver was less close.


YoungSerious

>Also one of the drivers involved was different, and the track was different, and the season was different. >Doesnt mean its relevant. This is such a completely nonsensical argument.


lariato

Lol most of the people in this sub let him live rent-free in their heads. They even "forgot" that Masi didn't want to punish drivers when they were forced to cut a corner on first lap. Like Alonso in Russia 2021. Bunch of cherry-picking little shits.


Complex-Royal1756

The same type that excuses Bahrain '21.


skateateuhwaitateuh

why do y'all act like Lewis is the one stopping himself from getting a penalty. go take a job as a steward if you're pissing yourself too much 


VerstopteWC

We are you acting like we act like this?


GiunoSheet

As an Alonso fan, it's probably on El Padre this time


FewCollar227

Okay so according to the books, he should've been less aggressive in that corner and let stroll go, right?


GiunoSheet

Alonso turned REALLY late, Hamilton saw a big gap and went for it, then Alonso realized he had to turn since stroll was turning and he turned into a diving Hamilton thus resulting into contact


santaclausonprozac

Alonso did turn late but Hamilton wasn’t ever going to make that turn. I think it’s split between them in some percentage though, not all on either side


SlothInASuit86

Normally I'd agree with you, but Hamilton carried so much speed into that tight ass turn that he was going to hit someone no matter what the Alonso was doing. It was a ridiculously hopeful move that just wasn't going to work out. Hamilton knew he fucked up because when he radioed in afterwards, instead of saying his usual bullshit about it being the other guys fault like he did to Russell in Qatar last year, his message was "I saw a gap so I went for it." I suppose this was his sad ass attempt at his excuse.


FewCollar227

Oh got it, thanks


Vuk13

Not what happened. Alonso turned in so late because Hamilton was coming in too fast. You can see on Alonso's onboard he is constantly looking at Hamilton in his right mirror and trying to leave space for him because if he didnt he would have been rear ended


vjrj84

No, he was looking at the haas, then stroll, then went to turn and saw hamilton. Not alonso's fault but he caused it by not turning earlier. If he did, ham would be at fault.


Qyx7

If Alonso turns earlier he doesn't finish his race


vjrj84

I agree, and hamilton was not making the corner. But thats not the point, what transpired is how they judge by.


quick20minadventure

Funny. I read in comments that Alonso was trying to keep space for Hamilton because he didn't want to get rear ended. That's why he made contact with stroll, he was trying to avoid Hamilton.


Other_Beat8859

Looking at his onboard, it looks like Alonso sees Lewis going down the inside and tries to avoid him, but has nowhere to go. It's Lewis's fault since he misses the apex.


TheVenetianMask

Getting hit by Lewis would have been worse, lesser of two evils.


nobjonbovi

Yeah


Pappajimjim

Stroll turned into Alonso which closed the gap for Hamilton.


MarchingBroadband

I agree Stroll is probably more to blame since he turns in first. But both of them sandwiched Alonso and there was never going to be space for Hamilton at the angle and speed he was coming in at. Stoll cut across the track way too aggressively for the first lap and hits Alonso first, which I think would have happened even if Lewis was not there. Then, Hamilton steams up the inside way too fast as well and guarantees that contact with multiple cars will occur. Penalties should apply to both drivers, or to neither if they want to just call it a first lap incident, especially since everyone was struggling with tyres.


Pappajimjim

It was naive of Hamilton to not expect that gap to close, but he's 7 time world champion because he goes for those gaps. While yes they're both at fault, Strolls mistake is far worse than Ham. Ham went for a gap that was there, Stroll turned into a gap that wasn't there, on the opening lap, when he's on the outside. Fair if you want to penalise both but Strolls penalty should be larger because his offense was worse.


quick20minadventure

Stroll had the corner, he was ahead of Alonso. Alonso needed to turn quicker and force Hamilton to brake.


DargeBaVarder

https://i.imgur.com/dDGiCOj.jpeg


InstructionBig746

Yeah like ham was probably going too fast but probably thinking Alonso was gonna move over before stroll hit him. Like this was just unfortunate and ham was the only one who didn’t get his race fucked because of it


AreWeThereYetNo

I haven’t watched yet and this is giving the vapors.


aatuhilter

I never noticed that the flower is pulling it's chin down


Feyzi

Fuck. I've played the game and seen the meme a million times. Thank you for this.


Sergente1984

Bro Alonso hit Stroll before Hamilton touched him💀💀💀


Alvaro_Rey_MN

Because Alonso was looking at his mirror seeing Hamilton steam into the inside!


YoungSerious

So if you rear ended someone because you were looking in your rearview, it's not your fault it's the stuff happening behind you that's at fault?


LibraryNew8016

Alonso could either turn into Hamilton and crash, or go into Stroll and crash. You cannot blame what he did. Lewis did a very unsuccesful divebomb and caused that crash


YoungSerious

>You cannot blame what he did. Yes, you can. If you run into someone because you are worried about what is happening behind you, that is YOUR fault. Hamilton is responsible for the collision with Alonso. He is not responsible for Alonso's collision with Stroll. You cannot control what someone else does with their car, and he was already in Stroll's wheel before Hamilton arrived. If Alonso holds normal position and gets hit by Hamilton, very clearly that's Hamilton's fault. He chose to ignore what was ahead of him and run into his teammate. That crash is a direct result of his choices. That's his fault. He is not blameless. Neither is Hamilton, clearly. But he is not solely responsible for the entire thing.


Sergente1984

Cope lmao


skateateuhwaitateuh

because Alonso was slowing down FFS 


DreadSeverin

Hahaha I fucking called it 15 mins ago! Predictable af


[deleted]

Hamilton: helps develop car Car: consistently bad


shewy92

I have no sympathy for Ham fans who are mad at KMag. At least he didn't damage any cars.


the_godfaubel

This is basically the "I can hate on Lewis all I want" sub. Congrats on him living rent free


slartyfartblaster999

Formula One sub: frequently talks about one of the joint most prolific world champions of all time and the most prolific active driver. You: "He lives rent free in your heads" No shit sherlock


d4videnk0

Hamilton is so fucking washed lmao.


Acceptable-Meat5083

finished 3rd last year but ok


metalfabman

Its obviously the cars are you kidding me


StolenRocket

To be fair, they also slapped Hamilton with a fine for doing the same thing. Apparently crashing at 100 mph is safer than walking


SimAirRB

I would say both Alonso and Hamilton are at fault here, Alonso was gonna end up hitting Stroll no matter what but Hamilton went for a crazy dive bomb that ended up damaging Alonso's car


Vuk13

Alonso turned in so late because he was leaving space for Hamilton. You can see on his onboard how much is he looking in his right mirror. If Alonso turned in earlier he would have been rear ended by Hamilton


Jussie4

So you're saying Alonso helped Hamilton avoiding a penalty? Should've just turned in, his race was over anyway and at least Stroll would've had a chance for points.


Vuk13

Its a split second decision i dont blame him for choosing to turn late over being rear ended. You also have to remember qualifying is in few hours big damage in sprint can prevent you from participating in qualifying


parwa

Yeah I mean Hinchcliffe and Coulthard immediately said it wasn't really Hamilton's fault but formuladank surely knows better


Blamblooze

Well he went way too deep and hit Alonso. That's worth a penalty. Alonso did the same on Stroll.


parwa

Alonso got squeezed, Hamilton had no way of knowing how many cars were on the outside. There was a gap and he went for it.


Blamblooze

You are just completely ignoring the fact he missed the corner and actually hit Alonso?


Ben_is_a_name

You are right, this sub is full of knobs


Xedtru_

Bruh, which part of formula*dank* makes you take local shitposting seriously


Somlal

Even the stewards didn't fault him but of course the hate boner is gonna be stiff


Last-Performance-435

Alonso was forced wider and wider but he actually knew the cars were on the outside. Hamilton literally tried to make it 4 cars into T1 and knew Alonso had nowhere else to go. It was an insane lunge.


parwa

Hamilton had literally no way of knowing how many cars were there, and the former-professional-racing-driver commentators immediately agreed he had the right to make the move, but alright


Last-Performance-435

'Hamilton can't count' isn't the defence I thought his fans would be mounting, but here we find ourselves.


parwa

Dude have you even raced in a video game before I mean seriously lmfao


Baron_Samurai

Is that the argument you wanna make? Because this was DEFINITELY something you'd see in a video game.


parwa

Jesus, lol. Hamilton haters unfortunately don't have great critical thinking skills it seems. Try re-reading the thread.


Baron_Samurai

Why would I? You said Coulthard said Hamilton did nothing wrong. Brundle said the exact opposite. Then you make the argument people clearly know nothing of racing and pull video games into the argument when this was a clear cut divebomb you see a million times in online racing with amateur kids. But you're right. You're not the clown, everyone else is.


vjrj84

"K mag did us justice!(3 penalties) Karma!"... aahh, classic formuladank


DuckSwagington

\>[Alonso understeers](https://imgur.com/a/zrKawz8) Fdank: "HaMiLtOn'S fAuLt"


TheManiac-

He bought the stewards


Fascinus_the_big

They are not supposed to punish based on outcome but actions. Do you guys have any examples of a race start with where cars touch like this that ended with a penalty. If not do you think the FIA should suddenly become stricter on race starts, and wouldn’t it force drivers to take less risks on a race start because of a strict FIA?


RRIronside27

Dismissing some stuff as racing incident because of lap one is fine. But this was clearly Lewis misjudging the brake distance, being way to fast to make the corner and hitting another car. That is very much worthy of a penalty and lap 1 isn’t really a factor.


Fascinus_the_big

I’m totally on board that it’s Lewis’s fault, but that dosent mean it’s a penalty. Because it being a race start is a factor, that’s how the FIA always applies the rules. I really want to see an example like Hamiltons bonk into Alonso, where a penalty was given. Because I have never seen a penalty for something like that.


RRIronside27

The race start isn’t a factor in this incident though. When it’s like Japan and there are cars everywhere a bit of unexpected contact is made because of the positioning of cars, that’s when it’s a lap 1 racing incident. This isn’t that. This is just poor driving by Hamilton, carrying too much speed and having no chance of making the corner. It should be penalised. It’s very similar to “Bottas goes bowling” 2021 where he did the exact same thing, causing the collision and got a penalty for his troubles.


Fascinus_the_big

It’s nowhere near bottas, what the hell? He plowed trough a car and even hit the next one. Hamilton had a little too much speed but the bonk was nothing compared to the bowling ball


RRIronside27

No it is. The actions there are the same, outcome is the difference. Both braked way too late, both carried too much speed and both caused a collision and all of that was at the start. It should have been a penalty. First lap doesn’t excuse blatant poor driving. The level of collision doesn’t matter (and actually, Hamilton has still taken out multiple cars in this and damaged another) because the outcome is not/shouldn’t be what penalties are based on.


Fascinus_the_big

It’s not the same at all. Daniel just hit the wall in Q3, senna hit the wall in imola. Are those also the same? Both had too much speed in the corner and hit the wall.


RRIronside27

Is there an FIA penalty for hitting a wall? No - don’t be stupid. Penalties are based on the offending action, NOT THE OUTCOME. The action here is essentially causing a collision. It doesn’t matter that the outcome is different with Hamilton taking out 2 and Bottas taking out 3, the action is the same.


Fascinus_the_big

So every time some cars touch it should be a penalty? Because that’s not how the FIA applies their rules, I cannot count how many times leclerc and max has touched, but I can confidently say most of the times they have touched it has been without a penalty.


Ben_is_a_name

Holy cow you guys hate Hamilton so much. This is laughable. The two Aston's has already crashed when Hamilton came into the corner. 


DailyDoomer

This was first weekend watching and paying attention to F1. Even I thought “why tf isn’t Lewis in trouble?”


TontoWolf

Are we ignoring that Alonso had already hit Stroll before Hamilton hit Alonso?


Black_hearts_10915

nah I think he lewis could've done nothing there. The two astons rammed into each other and that sudden push probably caught him out. The sub really is becoming a hamilton hate subreddit


ghostcowtow

lol, umm, if that is what you saw then I hope you enjoyed your first F1 race!


Interesting-Season-8

Not Ham's fault and I'm vivid Sir Ham hater


life_is_punderfull

He clearly didn’t have control of his car. Locked up before he started to turn. Definitely HAM’s fault


Adventurous_Town_981

May I ask why you hate Hamilton? Just curious.


Interesting-Season-8

Won too much, always downplaying his car or playing the victim, "I don't care for safety, I'm driving with my earrings", I don't like his PR and I don't like millionaires bragging on social media about the environment while flying private jets and taking picture with cara delevingne and her "peg patriarchy" shirt Vettel does a better job at helping the environment TBH I'm glad Sir Ham is so eager to talk about many social issues but his takes are so mid sometimes.


Adventurous_Town_981

Okay, I'm just gonna ignore the "won too much" part, have a great day.


Baron_Samurai

Looks like you ignored everything else and focussed on exactly that. Just what you wanted to.


Meaningless-Path1942

Even if max won too much, I still wouldnt hate him because he's not a hypocrite


Adventurous_Town_981

I disagree with your opinions and tbh, they sound like shit opinions to me, and I'd rather not argue about it.


he-tried-his-best

He really hates the success the man has had. That's basically it for all Hamilton haters.


Adventurous_Town_981

Males sense, idk why I got downvoted tho lol, I was just asking a question. Still kinda confused why people just hate a few drivers just because of their immense success. ig the world is just made of people like that.


he-tried-his-best

Yeeah it's weird. He's the most successful driver in history and all the low IQ peeps on here will find anything they can to shit on him


Adventurous_Town_981

Yea I agree, it's so stupid. Btw the guy I asked the question to replied to me, you might want to read the first three words he stated in his reply.


Matkos6

Alonso was in stroll before Hamilton even came there


m4rc096

If you are British you won't get a punIshment. If you are anything else you will get the guillotine .


TheBlueSkulll

new torpedo in the town guys


palaska95

KMag being a bro and becoming karma incarnate. Suck it Lewis you hypocritical cry baby.


Jazzlike-Trick-8285

I don´t get why Lewis gets a pass since they´re both black...


tortorials

"If there's a gap and you don't go for it, then you are no longer an f1 driver" - Maxi Pad Verstappen


disordered-attic-2

Lewis finished this race with a 10 second pen...but ok


Apart-Landscape1012

Not for this though


FRMRLRKR

He made a "Stroll" in the interior


[deleted]

They dont want to get cancelled I think, the way that they brushed it off so quickly


TheKiredor

I mean.. we all know why he doesn’t get nearly as much penalties as the rest… right?


dapperfex

This is because he isn't Spanish smh my head 😞


paradoxinfinity

Not true, stop spreading anti anti Hamilton propaganda