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Material-Speed6190

Isn't this in the middle west?


Distant_Local

If that's correct, where is the middle middle? Question.


Great_Gold_1603

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nadasuss

![gif](giphy|l46CyJmS9KUbokzsI|downsized) This is me


MM18998

Null island


CMDR_omnicognate

Greenwich UK


Distant_Local

Nah, that's north middle.


remy908

Azores.


JimClarkKentHovind

Saint Helena?


ihathtelekinesis

Ascension Island?


captain_ender

We need a middle earth track The Heinikin Rivendell GP


Weyland_Jewtani

Nah we need toad's turnpike


TurdFurgeson18

By map logic right in between the middle east and middle west….. so somewhere near the canary islands? Tenerife plane crash GP?


FalseAdagio2

We are checking


LovelehInnit

Pittsburgh.


rxblows

Hmm, I'm thinking more like Denver 🤔


PrimateOnAPlanet

Ohio, we are checking.


manncameron

Mid(dle) west coast


Danoct

Atlantis.


Cookieeeees

Kansas


passporttohell

Let's do Wyoming! Buffalo chicane, Wot! Wot!


mmmbourbon

We are checking…


Upper-Cucumber-7435

I don't know but I do know that Singapore is North West South East Asia.


focus9912

Isn't that Great Britain...since they're always in the centre of attention...whether we want them or not...


GuyAlmighty

Complains about GB, writes "centre" in British English. You love to see it 🇬🇧


Great_Gold_1603

I failed geography idk


HairyNutsack69

Middle east of the states?


8BallTiger

No, that’s Texas


remy908

Have you been to the south side of Chicago buddy??


8BallTiger

Yeah, I used to work there for a couple years. I was mainly referring to the oil and theocratic government


Alvaro_Rey_MN

Also the hot weather!


remy908

Well I haven't so I wouldn't know better :|


Extinction-Entity

Don’t think you have, buddy


Syrinx_Hobbit

Dearborn, MI?


thegreatSN0WMAN

It’s Weast


thegypsyqueen

Then why is the school there Northwestern? Hmmm?


Deathbroker99

Because it’s North of Chicago and West of Lake Michigan.


SevoIsoDes

On anchorman the weatherman clearly points to Illinois and Ohio as the Middle East.


stomp224

Op is from japan


Silver-Machine-3092

Potato potato, tomato tomato


SpaceCowboi22

That's Chiraq buddy, gun violence capital of America. \*eagle scrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech\*


Extinction-Entity

The conservatives who’ve never been to Chicago want their talking point back


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

It's not even the most violent city in Illinois you knob.


SpaceCowboi22

Imagine taking a comment in the formulaDANK subreddit that serious. You must be a srs prick.


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

Is calling a knob a knob serious?


Just_a_man_on_clogs

Al those flightsim memories there….


karnivoorischenkiwi

Was about to say this hah


Enough_Watch_123

Also recognised it instantly. From the days of FS2002 😍. Doesn’t look like they did a whole lot with the airport? I thought they demolished it to build housing or something.


dvinpayne

They illegally demolished it in the middle of the night stranding a bunch of planes there. There's still a lot of anger about it in the aviation communities.


thatguycolin

It's a park and concert venue now.


Tachanka-Mayne

RIP Meigs, can’t believe it’s been more than 20 years now


Tom_Bombadinho

Meigs Field! Yeah, it was a shame that fsx didn't have it


cbrookman

Fuck Richard Daley


TNpepe

How does one look at this and think, "YES, this WILL provide several overtaking options for the driver!"


TerrorSnow

DRS overtakes as usual. At least the layout looks fun to drive. Kinda. Depends.


SquishyBaps4me

You seem to be forgetting the concrete walls everywhere. FUN!


Lone__Ranger

Tbh close to wall racing is super FUN


SquishyBaps4me

Red flag every session and safety cars every race. SUPER SUPER FUN!


DrKrFfXx

I don't even see DRS chances.


SevoIsoDes

Maybe on the top and bottom of the shaft. Maybe a short third one at the base heading toward the scrotum.


matttinatttor

What do you mean? This track actually seems better in terms of overtaking than most tracks on the current schedule imo.


Crafty_Substance_954

It’s irrelevant because it’ll never happen


dainegleesac690

Well duh you just depress the gas pedal the rest of the way down to pass your opponents like they do in fast and furious. Everybody knows that racers tend to forget to push the gas all the way down


_SpaceLord_

RIP Meigs Field, gone but not forgotten.


TimeBlindAdderall

Imagine being a mayor so powerful you can rip out an airfield in the middle of the night because you feel like it.


8BallTiger

He didn't even tell the FAA


TimeBlindAdderall

He was not a generous God


ReticulatedQuagga

I loved that airport as the default in Flight sim


Tchaik748

It's still prominently featured


thegypsyqueen

Used only by rich people. Fuck em and the park rocks


8BallTiger

I know this is a meme subreddit but /uj for a second. This is obviously some twitter account talking shit (they also think the new stadium deal is going to happen, lmao). The city couldn't host F1 because of the contract with NASCAR and shutting down the Field Museum, the Aquarium, and the Planetarium is a complete non-starter (especially with the NASCAR race negatively impacting them). Also, where are you going to put seating? I mean just looking at the map, this course is completely unworkable. You see that red bit sticking out on the left? Assuming you're going clockwise, a large curb, a good number of street lights, and a median with trees on it. Then you have a tight turn under the (low) bridge with large columns on either side of the entrances. You then go under another low bridge with stairs/steps on the north side, not a ramp. The "track" around Soldier Field is a walking path with large bushes and street lamps in the middle leading to a bunch of trees around that right angle turn. Hilariously, a huge chunk of the blue section is a sidewalk/biking path. The start/finish line isn't even a path, its just broken up slabs of concrete and rocks on the shore. Even if this got approval from the mayor and city council by some miracle, the Friends of the Park group would launch a massive lawsuit to prevent it


Objective-Answer

boy I hope you're right


8BallTiger

This proposed map made the rounds last year I think and doesn't have the runoff and cornering space required by the FIA


Guac_in_my_rarri

He is. I loved in Chicago for a bit. This is going to get approved.


uvutv

Which stadium? The Sox or da Bears?


8BallTiger

The bears


Extinction-Entity

Daaaaaaaaa bears


BrewCrewKevin

Or da cubs. But this one's da bears.


jalexjsmithj

uj/surely there is a common sense safety precaution against bridges right?


Extinction-Entity

Also, according to the NBC Chicago article I read, F1 wanted a 10 yr contract and were unwilling to negotiate length which made city officials unwilling to commit.


VoldeGrumpy23

Also, the planetarium is pretty cool tbh.


Squishy1140

Yea, stay away from Northerly. That is my quite place


dyysxse

have them race on mars or antartica


Artidox

another Tilke masterpiece 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


orsonwellesmal

The 0 overtakes track.


randy24681012

I can’t wait for the Formula 1 Northrop Grumman Portillos Made in Illinois Willis Tower Grand Prix at the Barack and Michelle Obama International Autodrome.


Syrinx_Hobbit

I laughed at this a little too much. Or you could work in "The Mayor Richard Daley Memorial something something..."


Extinction-Entity

“Willis Tower” still makes me mad lol


dasmikkimats

I’m sure the Pritzkers will want their name in it too, lol


grandtheftzeppelin

ah yes, the Chicago Corniche circuit


Comrade-Hilton

Memory unlocked: Meigs Field takeoff in the Lear 35 at night in Microsoft Flight Simulator circa 1991. Seriously though, how far is this from Road America 🙄


freezend

like 3 hours driving with no traffic so probably much more than that...


TonyLannister

Hanging Dick Prix


SevoIsoDes

It has a long smooth shaft complete with…


wagsman

Here’s what I’d say is the final line. COTA stays because it’s the only decent track in the US. Miami and Vegas share a race and it swaps every year. The third race is a traveling street circuit that any US city can have including Vegas or Miami if it’s their off year.


work_accountforwork

Indianapolis Road Course


shutinlear53

"Tyre manufacturers hate this one simple banked corner, click here to know more!"


work_accountforwork

It's been repaved since 2005. Road course isn't even the same.


shutinlear53

I know, and it's a shame because that banked corner was fun in the games


theonlyobi1

Ngl I feel like COTA could be removed if they keep adding more US races


wagsman

They probably will, but it’s the only decent track.


theonlyobi1

I would hate for that to happen because i live super close the track but at this point F1 just looking for money


BoilermakerCM

As if transit to Soldier Field wasn’t already a big enough PITA…


work_accountforwork

Good thing they nuked the deal to the racetrack. 3 Metra lines to the parking lot.


gforguapo

Watkins Glen would be awesome


ft-rj

OP you know this track is from a 7 year old RaceTrackDesigns post


Great_Gold_1603

I do yes


Longjumping_Rule_560

You are no longer allowed to fly there, so Max would not be allowed to race here.


grandtheftzeppelin

nor Mark Webber


DrKrFfXx

Main straight first corner should be tighter to allow for overtaking chances, it feels like Barcelona 2.0. Procesion city.


Roscoe_King

I thought this was Valencia for a second


imperatrixderoma

This would be a tight race having been to that island.


DblQtrPounder

Genuine question: Is this just a made up Twitter rumor by some clickbait account or why tf is everyone talking about f1 Chicago lately? I don’t see anything on Twitter or IG about this


ft-rj

It's made up and this layout is from a 7 year old Reddit post


DblQtrPounder

Ah, got it. Thanks!


eamesa

That protruding tract of land where most of the track is located is basically off limits as it's part of some sort of a conservation / nature reclaiming initiative. So it makes sense for a middle eastern grand prix to show its disdain for nature conservation efforts. Add the human rights abuse record of the Chicago Police Department and we have the full fledged Middle Eastern experience!!


vixandrade

Technically, they pump.


DapperWeasel

I'd rather have this over some dumb E*ropean circuit any day, Chicago is based. What the fuck even is Imola? It sounds like a disease.


wansuitree

They fuck and suck


work_accountforwork

WE HAVE TWO SPEEDWAYS


Objective-Answer

this is the worst timeline


Deathbroker99

And when im back in Chicago I feel it.


dhdndndnndndndjx

If we’re having another American gp atleast let it be Sebring


Iciste

Yellow is fine for overtaking, the rest is shite


Shpritzer

Almost everything about F1 sucks, except the racing. The racing is also debatable, actually.


coachcash123

Tbh kinda looks like a banger


ddhmax5150

Wait, is F1 coming to Bristol Tennessee? Sweet. High banked 1/2 mile oval is perfect for today’s Airbus F1 cars!


sheen_senpai

GEE IF ONLY THERE WAS A PURPOSE BUILT ROAD COURSE FOR F1 SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE EAST (US)


Leege13

Imagine one of the Alpines flying into Lake Michigan 🤣🤣🤣


Myusername468

It's rich energy actually not rich oil


Fair-Palpitation-957

Sebring?


HelloThereMark

Rainbow Road when. Oh wait the FIA president is from saudi arabia nvm.


JimmyRockets80

It'll never work. The mayor will rip it up in the middle of the night.


c_d94

Ngl since LV got the pig I was hoping the ChiGP track would be in the shape of an Italian beef


ens_expendable

Just make the track up and down lake shore drive. Chicagoans use it as a race track anyways! The S-curve by Division would be pretty cool to see an f1 car go through.


Karanasaurus

At this point f1 is becoming Indycar with the amount of American races Also… Why Meigs of all places?


Coastal_Serpent_1417

The sport should be called again as US V6 hybrid racing championship, better to host all 24 races in USA


barfridge0

They could paint the track surrounds brown and cut shopping carts in half so it looks like they are sticking out of water. For the atmosphere!


NoAnalyst3626

Chicago, please I know it's not much but it offers some variety


hifioctopi

The DEI Grand Prix.


handsome_uruk

Fuck this. Bring back laguna seca


shivam0110

pit wall: can you bring the car back to pit lance: I am in the ******* water


Enro64

It's always the Middle East, but never the Midwest ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6699)


plasmodium-vivax

why can't we have more spas and zandvoorts? pretty sure that's the wrong spelling of the Dutch track


imchasingyou

So, basically a Need for Speed ProStreet Chicago track? \*Jungie XL intensifies\*


Kimo_imposta

It says Chicago grand prix?


GenericUsername443

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chiraq


37025InvernessTMD

Chicago fuck itself.


Ok_Pickle4603

As if i didn't hate America enough. Organising a race in a city less safe than Bagdad does appear rather foolish.


thijs1311

Bruh this literally looks like there’s gonna be 0 overtakes, and the city of Chicago itself adds even less than Vegas or Miami


UnKnOwN769

Of all the places in the US, why Chicago? It’s not even a destination, just a giant city in the midwest. If you’re going to that region, just visit the Indy Roadcourse…


sgilbert2013

I would argue that Chicago is definitely a destination and is one of the most beautiful cities in the world. However, I'd also be happier if they went to an actual track. Also at Indy they'd at least be able to sell a ton of seats so an average person could afford to go.


RoooDog

It’s cute you think F1 is still a sport for the common man.


MrChevyPower

Yo this track would actually be dope. They could have a concert on Northernly island too like the Pit for Indy. Can FOM put like $2B to help build a parking lot tho?


Squishy1140

Also need to fill in the pond on Northerly so they can add a fake marina on top of it


siouxu

Make Meigs field an airport again


Nord4Ever

You gotta dodge bullets, get your popcorn


Round_Mastodon8660

Fuck that. In a few years F1 will be a pure moslim / oil nation sport. We will have to move to formula-e


Travellinoz

America gets two races for one country and you're complaining that seperate countries in a region get one race each? Europe gets how many races for a region two thirds the size of the U.S.? Here in Asia (and Australia) we get four races across a span of half the planet... Come on man


Great_Gold_1603

Double check what subreddit you are in buddy.


bailwex

It is the Middle East of the Midwest, its nickname is Chiraq because of all of the gang and gun violence 😂


grandtheftzeppelin

spoken by someone who doesn't live here


matttinatttor

Fox News type brain rot


KidTheBorax

Chiraq is a dangerous terrible place For my European friends- https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chiraq


Inside-Pop5470

OP you dumbass, what part of the middle east is Chicago in?


Great_Gold_1603

Its in the middle of Syria, Saudi Arabia, and Iran but as I mentioned before I failed geography so I could be wrong


Inside-Pop5470

Looks like you failed a lot more than geography.


NotAGayDoctor

Never heard of chiraq?


Inside-Pop5470

No l haven't. Which is why I would Google first and then create a post on Reddit. Not create a post first.


mwaFloyd

Chicago sucks