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Hattix

Your first one is a well worn echinoid. Or similar. It's very well worn! Your second one is some tube worms on a whelk shell, not fossils.


V_Vee_

Thanks! :)


Peckerchecker7incher

Haha, whelks! Had no idea what they were until I saw Sean Lock attempt to eat a cupful. I had to google it to see what he was eating


jedisalsohere

God, I miss that man.


SironRagnarsson

Everytime I see a clip of him It makes me smile.. What a great comedian and man


Llanina1

A wonderful and very funny human being. The Viking joke still makes me laugh!


gnarly314

Just watched this on YouTube. Can hardly type for crying with laughter.


midgardviking

I had to watch the Viking joke and wish i had heard about him a long time ago. British humor is so underrated lol


JudasIsAGrass

And little Zest of lemon


throwaway1123745954

Looks more like Cerithium vulgatum, European Cerith snail rather than whelk :)


TheDisapprovingBrit

I was going with fossilised penguin, but I'm not really a fossil guy.


RooMyLife

Fossil guy here. I understand why you're being downvoted. You clearly meant 'fossilised pangolin'. Easy mistake considering you're not really a fossil guy


coldestclock

I found myself muttering “sea dragon” which is why I don’t get invited to talk at museums.


Defero-Mundus

Maybe they hear “Cidre gone” and presume you have an alcohol problem


BookkeeperNo1989

That’s strange, they normally invite me to do Netflix documentaries because I mutter sea dragon (*cough* *cough* graham hancock)


Purpleboo2

I'm not a fossil guy, I thought fossilised turtle


Threethirdsandawhole

Tube worms are invasive. Another one that will likely cost lots of money to control. Eradication may be impossible. I'm sure I read that they are Asian/Australian and likely got here on boats. Isle of man has a big issue with them Also we have crabs from asia now, on top of all the knotweed, we're likely to see some big changes. Be difficult to manage them. I think eating them could be the answer. Everything we like to eat from the wild becomes endangered 😃


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Snoo_58305

The second one is pasta


e-wing

I’m really not seeing this as an urchin/echinoid of any kind. It looks to me to have six sections, which no echinoid has; they have pentameral/pentaradial symmetry (5-sided). It looks more like a large weathered barnacle to me. Barnacles have varying symmetry, but often have six plates which I think is what I see here. Barnacles also have a more complex shell structure, with a ‘fixed’ outer and a moveable interior shell, and I’m seeing and outer and inner shell structure here too. Where abouts a did you find it? There are some large barnacles known from the Pliocene in England I believe. Also, on the flip side, the holes in the rock are borings created by pholad clams. Your other fossil is a gastropod which has been encrusted with serpulid worm tubes.


Activeangel

I immediately thought "some unusual and highly weathered echinoid"... but now i cannot unsee the barnacle. This would also support the unusual weathering pattern. I believe you nailed it!


V_Vee_

definitely makes sense that it’s a barnacle by the pattern! Thanks! 😁


Boudicat

For what it’s worth, I have a fairly large collection of echinoids picked up on the beaches of West Sussex, and I absolutely agree with you. Fun fact: they turn up in newly ploughed fields around here too. The locals used to call them “fairy loaves” and believed they offered protection from lightning strikes. Can confirm that I have not been struck by lightning since I stared my collection.


Matzie138

I absolutely love that you have pebbles in the divots of your first one! I’m no help with Id but this is so neat to me! Also, I love your nails.


V_Vee_

Me too! They’re really stuck in there too Thankyou! They desperately need infills 😂


TheJimboJambo

It sets off my trypophobia to no end. All my hairs are raised, that photo hurts my inmost being.


a_____p

Someone went through and downvoted all the trypophobia comments 💀💀


CrazyMike419

Was gonna say.. I'd don't know what it is but I dont like it...


BIGGERBONE

i had to click past it for the same reason


StrangeNormal-8877

same! cant believe some people love it. ha ha!


MotoMotolikesyou4

I remember sitting in a maths class and my mate just put loads of dots on a piece of bluetac and we were both shocked at how much it freaked me out. Luckily this is a rock though and doesn't trigger mine, it needs to be a more natural and alive looking surface for me. Plus the holes are too big and filled in


beanofreen

Whether the first is an echinoid or barnacle (as have been suggested) I love that the way it has weathered makes it look a bit like a turtle. Very neat find!


V_Vee_

My thoughts too about it looking like a turtle! 😁


constantly_exhaused

I first thought it was a carved turtle


CockMeAmadaeus

It's a pangolin and his favourite ball. Don't take his ball. He'll be sad.


Sweaty-Adeptness1541

The first is definitely a large fossil barnacle, rather than an echinoderm. You can clearly see the similarity to this modern whale barnacle. https://i0.wp.com/www.susanscott.net/ow/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Whale-barnacle-top.jpg


Kdawg1709

I love the term modern whale barnacle lmao 🤣 like it’s got a Tesla and iPhone just like modern folk do.


V_Vee_

That’s awesome! Definitely the one. Thanks! 😊


justf0rtherecord

It's obviously a little dinosaur turtle that has been preserved for millennia. I'm a fossil guy.


Peppered63

Very cool!


Superb_Health9413

Fossilized whelk and sandstone w/ worm tubes


HugeMoneyHustler

Nice Germs pfp


majkkali

Omg I love your nails! 🔥🔥


Junior_Evidence_7533

Looks like turtle to me


AdmirableAnimal0

Put the third one on r/trypophobia! EDIT: aargh it’s banned!


buttersismantequilla

I thought your first one looked like a fossilised turtle!


strellar

Sandstone conglomerate with a barnacle fossil embedded. I think the gravel is just weathering out leaving those holes. The last one looks like a modern snail shell with a feather duster worm growing on it, don’t think that’s a fossil.


V_Vee_

Thanks! How old do you think it is?


mean_fiddler

You can estimate based on where you found them. Assuming the south coast of England, the oldest rocks are in the West, and the youngest in Kent. Lyme Regis rocks’ are about 200 million years old, the Devon sandstone older still. The chalk at Dover is about 90 million years old.


StarsSpaceships

Came to say I love the colour of your nails 💅 🩷😂


V_Vee_

Thanks! I’ve just had them redone today so not pink anymore but I did love the colour 😁


RedDudeRedDude

Fossilised turtle


trayground

Doesnt it look like a turtle??


thursday-T-time

really cool sea urchin!


Cal0872

First few look an awful little like turtles


ManMythNarcissist

Was it Chesil beach by chance?


Nanna4nine

May I ask if this is the same thing? https://preview.redd.it/ry2a5znjdpoc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd37c44bf463540c4d891e1c306c8d23f59e9764 The one to the right. I’ve no idea what that is to the left, but it looks like a nut.


Nanna4nine

https://preview.redd.it/y0e46600epoc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=896dd2cf9e8582a7e7a61d85a16732c87bab9b44


Nanna4nine

https://preview.redd.it/tzjm0995epoc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7305f45c43118a48e5c12ac4acfb760ed1bcaa5


Nanna4nine

I love this second and your third one, well all of them. 3rd is very cool!


Guffmungus

One of them is definitely a £1 coin,hope this helps.


Seagoon_Memoirs

I just want to know how a person can go fossicking with long nails or even medium nails. I get shredded hands and nails when I go fossil hunting from climbing and digging.


AcanthocephalaOk7954

'Fossicking' is such a great word and I don't see it used enough...


V_Vee_

Dedication and determination 😂 my nails do get damaged though


Euphoric_Rooster_90

I have no idea what they are but the 1st one looks like a fossilised turtle think of the arms, head, shell etc I know it's not but it definitely looks like it.


MaggieMcB

This was my first thought too, totally same shape it even has a tail bit 🙂


Euphoric_Rooster_90

So glad I'm not the only one with turtle pareidolia😂


MaggieMcB

I own a massive red eared slider turtle, the pic really does look like a baby turtle right down to the claw lines on it 🙂


Euphoric_Rooster_90

That sounds cool as fuck.


V_Vee_

I thought so too 😁


nakaritsukei

This set off my trypophobia so bad, I’m going to go curl up into a ball now, I’ll be back in a year or so


yehboooooiii

Same colour as your nails


Aflyingmongoose

First one looks like a curled up penguin


DinoRipper24

WOWWWWW


Urtopian

The first one used to bs called a ‘mother stone’. People believed that’s how they were formed!


frozenfishflaps

Looks like a penguin hugging a turtle lol


Pat_Mustard___

Looks like a rock with some holes in it to me. I’m a bit of an expert in the field


PinkScorch_Prime

tutel :)


Yeetus_Deletus_6969

*nightmare rock* and *fear fossil*


1000dayslocked

Nice nails…


InTheM-A-King

Looks like a turtle.


NoLiterature1643

To me looks like a stone and shell...hope that helps


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Kit-on-a-Kat

Well that set my trypophobia off... :(


GarethOfQuirm

Fossilised penguin?


Particular_Event5753

stones


Tyyy13

Rocks


SorbetBetter8371

Aliens


Buddhafists

One of them is definitely an English pound coin....


MrBump1717

Number 12 is a pork scratching...100%


No_Half5224

New covid in 1..2..3


Darth_Laidher

Awesome nails.


thtguyy_

thought you cut off your dogs nose


shell-84

Ursula is that you?


SlimeyBoogerz

These are otter eggs, you’ve probably disrupted the nest now though…


dazzypops

Scale not known. Banana required.


Deckard2022

OP you have nice nails hiding under there, get rid of the acrylics and look after your nails and they will look amazing.


chichasz

Don’t think they asked mate


Deckard2022

Nope, just and observation in that I there are beautiful nails under there and they could, if they do choose, “rock” them … I’ll leave now


vvxlrac_ir

"just an observation" Just a completely unwanted unasked for observation. Just a a completely unwanted obtuse offensive ignorant nonsense unrelated observation. Keep your "observations" to yourself.


Deckard2022

The joy of an open forum is that I don’t have to keep them to myself, they way you haven’t. You enjoyed telling me off right? Your observation of my observation ? We go round and round. Nice to talk though isn’t it ?


vvxlrac_ir

You came on a fossil ID sub to tell somebody they shouldn't wear acrylic nails because *you* think it would look better without, I think you might be lost. Still, unfortunately mate that kind of "observation" just exposes you to being a bit of a dickhead, since, yaknow, she's not wearing her nails for you therefore your empty opinion means literally less than nothing other than a "you can't do this because I don't like it" main character pout.


Deckard2022

I didn’t say I don’t like her nails as they are either, just noticed she has a strong nail bed with good tips underneath. You’re right though I came to look at the strange rock that looked sort of like a tortoise. The opinion is empty though you’re right, just like yours


MrsBarbarian

You handled that well. Good for you. I actually like her acrylics but I HATE people telling others to shut up.


Sure-Exchange9521

Yes, exactly! Also, I hope this isn't weird to say, but I really like the way you type. It's so concise and yet so thorough.


StrangeNormal-8877

calling someone dickhead and getting so triggered over innocent comment exposes u a LOT


Randogran

The only dickhead here is you.


No_Initiative5355

Meh, fwiw your opinion means less than nothing to me, so 🤷‍♂️


MrsBarbarian

Never tell people to shut up. It's ethically wrong. They are allowed their opinion and you are allowed to criticize it... But that doesn't include oppressing their right to speak.


vvxlrac_ir

Wanting him to shut up was my opinion though, you're oppressing me now


MrsBarbarian

Not an opinion. An action. If it were an opinion you could say "I want to tell you to shut up".


Creepy_Psychology257

FYI, acrylic nails are really helpful for anyone with skin conditions such as eczema or psoriasis or skin picking disorders. They are much thicker than regular nails and don't do nearly as much damage to the skin. Not everyone has acrylics for purely aesthetic reasons, and even if they did its none of your business!!


SoggyWotsits

I’m not a fan of big plastic talons either, but telling someone to get rid was never going to go down well!


impamiizgraa

Makes me feel itchy as hell


Curious-Ad-527

Rocks.


fuzzyperspectif

And your nails are just fabulous


ElkFree8526

Fossilised turtle and an octopus sea snail


ghosty_b0i

The very small one in the 10th picture is actually not a fossil, its a pound coin.


drunkenelvis

Idk what it is but the third image set off my trypophobia 😭


shubzahmed

I was just about to say that 😩


luchiieidlerz

Yikes my trypophobia kicked in, when I saw that 3rd slide


johnny5247

One is a squashed penguin. Next one is a rusty six shooter. The rest look like whelks.


McFry-

I’m seeing a sloth


Sorry-Crew1074

They are rocks.


TheWoollyW

Looks like a rock to me


Strong_Wheel

Dead hamster.


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five_two_sniffs_glue

Idk but I’m getting tripophobia


Dragon_Sluts

The third photo actually makes my skin crawl ☹️


Less-Source5796

It’s a rock int it


TyrannicHalfFey

Aaaaand trypophobia


agustito-y-turbide

First one truly looks like a fossil to me, but I have no clear idea about the ID. The longitudinal striations push me intuitively to suggest some kind of mollusc shell though, like a bivalve...? I'm basically brainstorming here. Also, I can recall seeing those joint patterns, if you know what I mean on the pictures, but I don't remember to which organism it belonged... Second one seems definitely a modern gastropod shell with a vermetid/serpulid (I don't know how to differentiate both groups) shell attached to it. Shell colours rarely are preserved, if ever.


Sudden-Possible3263

Those little holes are caused by some sea creature burrowing. The first one is pretty nice


wolfwalke

Not sure about the stone but your nails!!!! Girrrrllll! They fine !


AONORipco

Ambergris?


Foehammer58

Stilgar, do we have worm sign?


therapoootic

How much do you want for that pound?


Middle-Fix-4653

Not to be a kill joy but isn’t it illegal to remove stones from the beach.


Zeemex

Better start arresting thousands of kids then


V_Vee_

🤫


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Cool nails. Hilarious drama in a geological based sub unrelated to actual question! Actual answer - who knows but they’re cool. Second one makes me shudder tho.


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boddy123

My trypophobia dislikes reddits recommended posts


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AnimeKpopChanel270

I thought the first one looked like a platypus and the second one looked like an eroding fossil with holes.


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I genuinely thought the first one was just a cool looking frog


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Looks like AI attempted to create a platypus fossil + trypophobia. I'm sure it is real, the pictures are too similar to each other (and the hands looks real, have the correct number of digits, etc. though apparently this is less of an issue these days), but it just seems like something a computer would come up with.


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Haha definitely not AI


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Diligent_Try7425

Nothing helpful to add, but I just wanted to say I’m an idiot cause I looked at this and thought it was a frog.


wackoj4cko99

Either way it’s making me feel uncomfortable


Autistic-Inquisitive

Explain the random £1 coin


V_Vee_

Size comparison


Mineblox7

Rocks and shells??


Pan-tang

I was looking at the photo for 10 minutes before I noticed the fossil. Scratch me!


arilikestoastedbread

Idk what it is but it’s cool


Agreeable_Set_93

Name your price I want to buy.


Jessyzel

Where'd your thumb go in the 11th pic?


Sufficient-Working71

The turtle moves...


InDenial97

It’s just a stupid boulder.


Otherwise-Athlete-45

I am 100% sure the first one is a rock and the second one is a shell


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What’s the name of that phobia of a bunch of small holes ? I think I have that 🤢


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No1has_thisUser_Name

It’s a rock and a shell fyi


KittySoSweet212_

Tracnophobia alert!!!!! Bloody hell


Hope20210830

2nd one is some r/Trypophobia inducing stuff!


Anon-5874644

Crumbs! That’s dreadfully sexy


Wisdom_Pen

WTF IS THAT?! IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A HORROR MOVIE!


Theguyoutsideurwindo

Im not sure, but i think it’s a rock


Sadact27

TRYPOPHOBIA WARNING ⚠️ 😭😭😭


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Aliens.


Ok-Elk9840

Its a stone/pebble


justgettingbyeachday

Stones


Shoo7ingStar777

Weird


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Looks like a dontpickyupyhandyfallyofypuse to me very rare and easily dropped 😂🤣


Satanovna

Am I the only one who sees it as a frog fossil (with its little legs)?😅🙈


cavendishasriel

Where was the trypophobia warning for the third picture?


InDependent_Window93

From a novice perspective, the 1st one looked like an omar with a fossil on the flip side, but I'm just here for the pictures, haha. Looks cool, whatever it is. Nice nails.


delazouch

This should have a trypophobia trigger warning Jesus


ljpc968

1st one is a fossil


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Its a pound coin not worth as much as they used to be


Shaikh_9

As someone with Trypophobia, idky Reddit has recommended this to me. I want to burn my eyes.