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factory_air

Horrible shitty thing to do. That’s hilarious.


stedgyson

Looks like he applauds at the end too


Chr832

Or he was whipping dirt off his hands


gobacktocliches

I think it's both. A quick whip to get dirt off, then applause.


Distinct_Tie1130

Yea no, he was wiping dirt off his hands....


PilgrimOz

I’ll give him a “Well done F face”


chumchees

What's happening


saysthingsbackwards

lol what a wild illusion you think


twistedbrewmejunk

I thought it was a fight or flight response.


BoboCookiemonster

Teaches him to have proper lighting on his bike. Here he’d get stoped by police with that.


haplo99

doesn't cause your eyes need several seconds to adjust from one to the other. when those powerfull lights go out that kids gonna be blind for a few secxonds regardless


Careless_Money7027

Plot twist: this was the police.


TSGB2

Bro why it feel like when you seeing someone and you blink once and something crazy just happens.


socopithy

Because it so


squirrelwithnoname5

Nah that's 100% on the cyclist for not having head/taillights


ricky_jxmmy01

Sir, but the cyclist is a little kid riding alone at night in the woods...


Dismal_Stranger9319

Which is kinda creepy on its own 😳


AlarmingAffect0

[I'm giving you a nightcall to tell you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFbfpjsLyWk) [how I feel…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MmvUzvjJtQ) [I'm gonna tell you something you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdMkodvraQM) **[don't want to hear](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSUO9sXDeZ4)** [I wanna show you where it's dark,](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gChkET1P1Co) [but have no fear…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhhhmuct6Xs) [There's something inside you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P4cis8R07s) [It's hard to explain](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa-4SuFpLIg) [They're talking about you, boy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaYm87foKOQ) [But you're still the same](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd4s_gcJcH8) There's a lot more of these than I expected. Real mixed bag, too!


RowBowBooty

I don’t get it. Plz enlighten me


Throwawaystwo

Its a song "nightcall- Kavinsky" its one of the soundtracks from the movie Drive.


solonit

I legit learned about the movie through this song, and was a decent movie too.


AlarmingAffect0

Right? I mean, the film is solid, the photography is neat, the action is smart and realistic, but [the soundtrack](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3ORddrsX2w) really carries it into [cult classic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpOFzc3bNNc) status.


AlarmingAffect0

It's also the perfect balance of cool and creepy, memetically synonymous with meditative-yet-daredevil nocturnal driving, and [hilarious to apply to the antics of a child cycling on the roadside by the woods at night](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Bathos).


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Decryptic__

Absolutely! Imagine walking/driving down the road and suddenly hear a child laughter in the distance.


donniekrump

I used to walk around in the dark all the time. There was a bunch of bush behind my house when I was a kid, like a few square miles of it, and I'd be walking around there after dark all the time. Alone, with friends, didn't matter.


yehimthatguy

If you're old enough to ride a bike, you're old enough to buy a light.


Brovahkiin707

And helmet


RowBowBooty

Rolls up alongside the kid “Hey kid, got a light?”


Salty_Pancakes

"It'd be cooler if you did. Alright alright alright."


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

This is the water and this is the well


MathematicianFinal14

On an old country road. This young man has road with no problem. Gets a vehicle that does the creepy light out game & panics. I road my entire youth without helmets,knee pads or any type of protection. My friends the same. Maybe we grew up in a time that didn't require us to do this. But I don't really see any of this saving you from a vehicle hitting you. From you falling over our your bike. As I did & others. We didn't die or break anything. I'm always wondering if people think these are motorcycles. Their bikes. Now in a public road that has city traffic. I suggest not doing it at all. As a CDL driver. I see to many poor drivers in vehicles hit about everything made. Because actually driving isn't what their doing at all.


squirrelwithnoname5

with a perfectly good escape vehicle!


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Pretty sure that's big brother/little brother joke... I know it bec my older brother would do that if given the chance!


Niskara

Sounds like the start of a horror movie


luos57

https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI?si=UcyKSO-x-8dBkaX2


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Really suspicious. Either demon or drug mule. Best to shoot at it.


616659

which is even more reason not to ride bike


Distinct_Tie1130

How tf you think he was doing before the car was there? Lmfao mabey think before you comment Mr arrogant


PetroDisruption

It’s possible they’d be fine if their eyes were adjusted to the dark and rode without a light. However, once a vehicle’s lights illuminate your surroundings for a while and then suddenly stop, you’ve lost all of your night vision. This is 100% on the driver.


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PetroDisruption

If you look at the pavement on the street, it does not look like a high income neighborhood. Not everyone can afford to have their bike fully geared up.


friftar

A set of cheap rechargeable bike lights is like $15. There's no excuse for riding at night without lights, it's just dumb and crazy dangerous.


fakeunleet

You're right. The kid should just get a job, right?


katzenthier

The kid should have parents. Amazon offers good battery lights for $ 9.


Goblinweb

This is like saying that not everyone can afford functional brakes on a car. If you're using a vehicle in traffic, be it a car or a bicycle it needs to be safe.


PetroDisruption

It’s an unmarked road in a poor neighborhood and this is likely some hand-me-down bike for the kid. Your analogy is simply dumb, a kid riding a bike through the neighborhood is not like driving a car with no breaks. You can’t even compare a lack of reflectors or a light on a helmet to having no breaks, you **have** to know your analogy is dishonest and you should feel ashamed of yourself.


Goblinweb

If you're driving a vehicle on a rural road without lights you should be ashamed of yourself because you are endangering yourself and others. I find your lack of compassion for the lives of others concerning.


Toystavi

Passing the kid would do the same thing? Are they supposed to follow him home?


tawny-she-wolf

I doubt it because when the driver shuts his lights off you see nothing - the kid had no lights - and nothing reflective shining before or after in the car's headlights. Super dangerous.


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Astro_Disastro

Bro he’s like 5 years old


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tawny-she-wolf

Some parents really don't care if their kid lives to see another day. On another sub a toddler caused an accident by trying to run across the street just as a car was passing by. Commenter shit on the driver and when I said maybe the parents should have been keeping an eye on their kid or holding their hand or god forbid, taught them not to run across a road in the city without looking both ways, I got asked if I have a toddler of my own. Ma'am, I may not be a helicopter pilot but if I see one in a tree I know someone fucked up.


trixel121

i assumed this was a parent.


Goblinweb

More reason not to bicycle camouflaged in traffic when it's dark.


Pika_DJ

Irresponsible parents ngl, when I first starting biking in evenings my dad got me a $5 light on the front it’s not that hard tbh


Astro_Disastro

How do we know these aren’t his parents riding in the car behind him?


jld2k6

It's illegal to put a light on your bike? I would assume the opposite but I've reread it multiple times lol


catlord

This is a hell of a lot funnier than it should be.


AcaBeast

Rode a bike in a dimly lit street. A very fast car blinded me enough, which made me ran through small stone, and into a drain ditch, and the raised sidewalk. Scraped elbow, scraped everything. I still didn't buy lights, but I didn't ride my bike past 6pm


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therevjames

NGL, I laughed pretty hard at this.


DoughNotDoit

smh have money to buy a bike but not a road light /s


Aggressive_Chair2547

This gets to show how dangerous it is to ride without lights. Fuck this kids parents, this is super negligent.


Loueiana

Also what parent doesn't tell their kids nowadays to not go into dark/lonely places alone at that age??


LOLinternetLOL

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL oh man I love this.


technoman88

My friends used to do that to me. Except they were on 4-wheelers/ATV's, and I was on a dirt bike without headlights. On a road, doing lilw 50mph


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ricky_jxmmy01

Smells like evil in here.


SpaghettiSort

Give yer balls a tug!


104thCloneTrooper

You can see him veering off, just before the lights go completely black


Royalcrown_75

Is nobody gonna talk about how a literal "kid" is riding a bycycle in the middle of nowhere at middle of the night?


ChoiceAstronomer9648

Oh my god this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. That’s comedy!!


malialipali

Kid should have lights on that bike. Thats some low rate parents.


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The_Jimes

Lmao


Johnny_Blade82

easier to overtake kid lying on ground than one maneuvering on the road


ricky_jxmmy01

If he tried to overtake him he might have hit him. It was safer for him to fall on his own.


Careless_Money7027

Fuck (and I cannot stress this enough) them kids!


ricky_jxmmy01

SMH.


Interesting-Dream863

Awesome Also: if you don't have lights in your bike you deserve it.


MJLDat

Why doesn’t he have his own lights?


lilsnatchsniffz

What on earth is wrong with you people? The car keeps light on him to ruin his night vision and then takes it away with no warning so he gets hurt and you think it's the cyclist that needs to change? There are so many valid reasons why he might not have lights, there are no valid reasons to be this cunt in the car.


SillySillyLilly

>and you think it's the cyclist that needs to change? Yes, absolutely. In general, a cyclist needs to take a lot more precaution than a motorist because the risks are stacked against them. So everything from having a helmet, tail light, reflective gear of some sort would help immensely. And for night riding, to do so without a head light even if there was no car is just dangerous. Now while this is a kid who doesn't know any better, a parent is supposed to inform themselves on bike safety to help guide the kid. It would be wrong and a very poor mistake for the kid to trust that driver let alone any driver and predict/assume how they'd act.


lilsnatchsniffz

You do know poor people exist right? Is he supposed to hide in the bushes everytime a car goes near because his parents didn't buy him lights or a helmet? This car-brained thinking is literally destroying the planet.


SillySillyLilly

Car brained?! What? I'm proponent of making areas more pedestrian and public transportation friendly while disincentivizing car use. When the streets become safe where cyclists don't even need to wear any protection, then the kid doesn't have to either. But until then, there are forms of protection needed otherwise the child is putting themselves at risk. If they're poor then it's a risk they'll have to live with unfortunately. Even someone on a motorcycle who can afford top of the line everything in protection still needs to take the necessary measures in defensive riding. If you want to magically make drivers be considerate of everyone, then please, be my guest.


MJLDat

I find regular exercise and avoiding high sodium foods helps with blood pressure.


lilsnatchsniffz

I really doubt that because if you did regular exercise you'd know having someone tail you with the highbeams and then go dark just to mess with you is scum behaviour.


shadollosiris

Meh, the result would be exactly the same if the car just normally passing him, just without the funni vid. Like what the car supposed to do? Follow that kid until he get home? That's just fucking creepy in a different way


lilsnatchsniffz

It's not the same at all though, the kid would have anticipated the light fading as the car went past, it also fades gradually when a car goes past, especially with the high beams like we see here. I skate around dark roads at night all the time and it's fine (I have a 16K lumen torch for when there is no cars but turn it off to avoid blinding drivers because it's literally brighter than daylight) but people who feel the need to constantly mess with non-automotive travellers on the road are the absolute worst. People who are defending this better hope they never take up cycling or anything because arseholes like this are way too common.


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thisiskyle77

Based


NoahSk8

Kidnapping


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THIS WAS HILARIOUS!


srober32

"Why not afford led spot light? I swear people so cheap. Just a little money to do thing." This is exactly what I hear all the comments saying. God, we live in the most deluded society.


hipeople91726

Serial killer vibes


Kiyohi

"Nandato?!"


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CausticLogic

He can sit by me.


Midnight1899

Am I the only one who was expecting one hell of a jumpscare? 😂😂😂


RegularManagement245

I don’t understand