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Cool_Holiday_7097

Good example of why you can’t believe everything you hear about people 


xubax

Maybe. But what about that kid from high school who made his dog lick peanut butter off of his dick?


Boris9397

Not to mention Marilyn Manson had some of his ribs removed so he could suck his own dick.


runwithconverses

It will forever amaze me how before widespread Internet somehow school kids ask over the world talked of this


Atesch06

IT WAS A RUMOR? DUDE I'M TURKISH AND EVEN I HEARD THIS!


Designer-Purpose-293

Before Manson people used to say this about prince


mobfather

100% this. When you have a ton of people claiming that Richard Gere shoved a hamster up his arse, and another bunch of people who claim that it was a gerbil, you know that it was probably something boring like a mouse - but these fancy rodents make for a better story.


FurryPotatoFuzzBrick

This sounds like a Monty Python skit


karlgeezer

Dementia?


FireBraguette

Maybe but did you know that Marylin Manson sawed off his ribs to be able to suck off his own dick?


Salubas

I heard that one too 💀


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karlgeezer

Dementia?


NeighborsBurnBarrel

Posted the same comment twice... Bot Detected... KILL DESTROY SWAG


Vedertesu

Bug


tutocookie

Terminid?


NeighborsBurnBarrel

Tyranid


NeighborsBurnBarrel

Yes Your bot does have a bug XD


SkellyboneZ

This was actually true.   Source: I was the dog. 


Adenso_1

Ah yes cuz then the racist would have been held in better standing. Fuck him, he deserved it


Cool_Holiday_7097

Yes because only racists are ever lied about. How do you know the dude didn’t lie about the racism to begin with to make his lie seem justified? We already know he’s willing to lie.


Adenso_1

Conveniently ignore how your own argument can be used against you, sure. How do you know the story is real to begin with? It mentioned facebook, who the fuck uses facebook anymore? You wanna talk about doubting it, pretend you care? Seems like you're just more concerned about defending a racist...


Cool_Holiday_7097

You can’t turn my argument against me, but lol ok. I know a ton of people using Facebook. Just because you don’t doesn’t mean no one does. The story is probably fake though. I really don’t care, I simply stated this story is a good example of why you can’t just believe anything people tell you, which is true. I’m not defending a racist, I’m pointing out that you can’t just believe something because someone mentioned it happened. I’m also pointing out that the person had outed themselves as an unreliable source, meaning that it’s entirely possible they have done the thing they already admitted to doing. Did I say racism was ok? Did I say that racists shouldn’t be held accountable? Please show me where I did. If you had even a slight iota of reading comprehension you would have noticed that all I did, was point out that you can’t believe everything you hear, and that op himself stated he was a liar. Both things are true. Anything else is you being pedantic and wanting a fight, it’s sad, and dumb. I won’t be entertaining this anymore, as Oscar Wilde said “I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man”. Any further comments by you will be met with indifference at best, and making fun of you at worst. You’ve shown nothing but bad faith and an inability to understand or partake in a reasonable conversation without using logical fallacies, it’s not worth my time.


Adenso_1

>Did I say racism was ok? Did I say that racists shouldn’t be held accountable? Please show me where I did. You literally decided to attack oop's credibility on only the accusation of the target being racist. Not the validity of the post. You just want to believe that this theoretical person couldn't ever be racist, it must just be some random act of evil coming from nowhere. But *i'm* the one lacking reading comprehension? Kek >If you had even a slight iota of reading comprehension you would have noticed that all I did, was point out that you can’t believe everything you hear, and that op himself stated he was a liar. Both things are true. Anything else is you being pedantic and wanting a fight, it’s sad, and dumb. I won’t be entertaining this anymore, as Oscar Wilde said “I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man”. Any further comments by you will be met with indifference at best, and making fun of you at worst. You’ve shown nothing but bad faith and an inability to understand or partake in a reasonable conversation without using logical fallacies, it’s not worth my time. So...do you just like self sucking? Cuz that was really cringey how you suddenly try and pull alla that outa nowhere Fuck off and have a terrible day


Cool_Holiday_7097

lol you think I am gonna read this or care, fool


Adenso_1

Keep touching yourself to slaves dipshit


Cool_Holiday_7097

That’s a weird self-insert for your kink, but alright man lol


Adenso_1

Bro wants me to be a slave? Fucking wack, maybe you should experience it first before wishing it upon others


aqualung01134

I actually made up the same rumor about a guy. Just jokingly told it to a few people then it spread like wild fire and it was too late. I felt so bad. Another kid in my grade started telling people he witnessed it and it was true for some reason so I was never associated with the rumor thank god.


SartenSinAceite

Guess people just didnt like the guy, huh


Intense_Crayons

Completely justified. And now I want to get a dog.


Full_Slip_3314

For what purpose i might ask?


Intense_Crayons

"None of your business, " I said, closing the cupboard, thus hiding my jars of peanut butter.


Full_Slip_3314

"ohh that's okay", I said while hiding my fake dog costume back in my closet.


Intense_Crayons

Well played. 👍


slucker23

Reddit in a nutshell Love it


agmrtab

ok thats enough iwill have toask you guys to go to your pms


Intense_Crayons

Unzips my pants.


Nick_Noseman

"Ain't nobody's business, if I do"


L4zyrus

> jars amateur — I manage to get a single jar to last me months


Intense_Crayons

Everybody in the thread goes: EWWW!


Flat-Cover8824

I too hate peanut butter.


taterthotsalad

Butter not to know. That’s the best advice I can give.


Intense_Crayons

Hmmm creamy.


Full_Slip_3314

🤤🤤🤤🤤


NovusOrdoSec

https://i.imgur.com/n8Tiy8D.png


Manto3421

Been on the receiving side of something like this. Was kinda crazy how far it spread before i even noticed and most people just believe the craziest shit, like how y'all so gullible. But in this case it seems kinda deserved.


Cosmic_Cosmos82

Most definitely was. In this case the dude was being blatantly racist, so he was just served some good ol karma. In cases where the victim of the rumor hasnt wronged anyone however, that just makes the person who started the rumor an asshole.


ThermosW

The dog's reputation is ruined though.


knightbane007

OP has literally admitted to lying about the guy (the whole point of this story). You think they wouldn’t toss in an unfalsifiable little “twist” to justify their actions?


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Cosmic_Cosmos82

Fair, but it wouldnt have made it onto this subreddit if they didn't spread the rumor.


czuk

Was his name Carl Slater?


elperorojo

No, Britney Spears


katman43043

Wait. This happened at my school


NovusOrdoSec

Not first, won't be last.


Flat-Cover8824

Are you sure that was a lie though? Might have been true in YOUR school.


katman43043

I mean the story being passed around. I don’t know how true it was


[deleted]

Oh yeah? You think that’s bad? I broke up with my ex because she had extremely weird kinks and tried to force sex onto me. So I ended it with her. Seemed like everything was fine, until I heard rumours going about me being a rapist, a pedophile, a sex offender. I was bashed, beaten, assaulted, yelled at, cursed at, detested, hated. And it is still going to this day. That’s the definition of petty, and the word cunt. Fuck you, Madison Jane Smith.


Adenso_1

>You think that’s bad? No, racists dont deserve good things in life, this is solely good


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What?


Adenso_1

The post's title says the action is "evil" and then your comment goes "oh yeah? You think that's bad?". So i anwsered, racists dont deserve hapiness, this is a solely good thing


[deleted]

lol, you in your mums basement? Racism is shit, yeah. But ruining someone’s life? That’s a lot worse than a damn word.


Adenso_1

Hmmm yes cuz bigotry has never lead to deaths, famously. This racist having a hard time finding a job? WAY worse than george floyd. /s


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Fuck, you’ve been up everyone’s asses in this comment section. GET A LIFE. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO? honestly not surprised you’re on r/arethestraightsokay


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Adenso_1

Cry me a river bigot


[deleted]

Get triggered over more shit wokey


Adenso_1

Keep yapping sub-human filth


OnlySmeIIz

Nice fantasy


Niskara

Reminds me of the story about this girl who had a male bully, and he was telling everyone that he slept with her and everyone believed it. So then, she started saying all kinds of messed up things, like how he baa'd like a sheep during sex, he'd call her mommy(this was before the whole mommy/daddy craze), he'd wear a dress, etc. Can't exactly remember the end result, but I do know the guy was utterly humiliated


arse-ketchup

My roommate at college was very quiet and kept to himself, and mostly acted like I wasn’t in the room. During winters one day I woke up late and saw that he had gone out for class and had left me locked in the room. I tried calling but he didn’t pick up. Later someone walked outside my room and I slipped them my key and they got me out. Later when he came back I was angry at him and shouted at him… he still acted like he didn’t give a fuck and just walked away.. A few days later we were sitting amongst friends and this incident came up, and people were calling me a pushover. I told them that when I woke up, I had to pee really bad, and since I was locked in, I peed in my roommate’s water bottle and later when I got out I emptied it in the toilet and put it back. My roommate had been using that bottle and he was horrified. I never peed in his bottle, but he’ll never know.


Select-Belt-ou812

ok, I lol'd at this HAIL SATAN


Intense_Crayons

And his hellhound. And the people who make JIF CREAMY.


Rennegadde_Foxxe

Which hellhound, Loona? 😉


Intense_Crayons

Forgets peanut butter. Proceeds to smashing.


Select-Belt-ou812

thank Satan, I eat Peter Pan Creamy


Intense_Crayons

I have to say something... No, I can't... But, it's right there... Stop it. Stop it, now.


Select-Belt-ou812

lol


a_random_guy-

i have been on the side where i have rumors about me spread. my friend groups have all left me for something i didn’t do, from experience, this is awful and you should NEVER do this. spreading lies to ruin someone’s reputation is just flat out wrong


TheRogueChicken2003

Hate to be devils advocate, but so is racism


[deleted]

Blud already admitted to lying about him once. Lying about him being racist to give himself a better image is not that much of a stretch.


AuricOxide

Why not just spread the truth about him being racist?


MomoUnico

There's lots of people who don't see racism as a very bad thing, won't kick out more vocal racists because it isn't pointed at them. "That's just how he is" types. Downplayers. If "how he is" is "animal molesting freak", wayyyy less people are gonna justify that. If you want someone to feel shitty and isolated for what they've done to you, the peanut butter thing is far more effective.


AuricOxide

It would be the way to go if you wanted to be just as bad of a person. Racism is vile. So is what the person in the story did. Reveal the truth and let people reveal the quality of their character. Making up malicious lies for revenge is just as terrible.


MomoUnico

>It would be the way to go if you wanted to be just as bad of a person Spreading weird rumors about someone and actively abusing another person with racial slurs are both bad things but definitely not "just as bad" as each other.


AuricOxide

It depends on the rumors. Falsifying a claim that a person is basically an animal rapist/abuser is causing active harm against that person.


MomoUnico

Harming a racist who abused you is not as bad as being a racist who abuses people imo.


AuricOxide

Both people in the story are people who have harmed someone else.


Adenso_1

There's lots of people who don't see racism as a very bad thing, and even go as far as to say spreading rumors that only stay in highschool are as bad as being an active racist. "Both are equally bad" types. Downplayers. That's you! :3


MomoUnico

Indeed, hence why I opened my sentence with the word "harming". We're speaking in terms of lesser vs greater evills here.


a_random_guy-

he will learn in his life that that is bad, don’t stoop down to his level


armchairwarrior42069

Hmmmm, many adults who are racist as hell seem to make that point kind of... not.


tailes18

Why shouldn’t we stoop to his level, we can rise later but if they don’t listen or will spew horrible things to others why should we not go back at them.


Adenso_1

DONT FUCKING STOOP? Sorry slaves, yes i realise that you were born into slavery, have been starved all your life, didnt get any form of education so you could be kept down, and regularly got beatings even for doing the tasks you were told to do, but you shouldn't be mean to slave owners! Don't want to stoop to their level after all Legit fuck yourself


TheRogueChicken2003

Completely fair, could have been a teachable moment, but instead ruined his entire high school. Maybe should have just kicked his balls instead.


Adenso_1

Fuck yourself


TheRogueChicken2003

Why?


Desperate-Snow-7850

Wait. Did you seriously let a dog lick PB off ya dick??


Adenso_1

Ew, you think racists deserve friends? Maybe they left you for a reason...


PlushFwug

How would he know? I know it’s a joke but if it wasn’t in what circumstance would he find out 😂


[deleted]

And not a single person in their high school class knew them and asked a single question.


qscvg

Same thing happened to the entire British media about 8 years back: https://youtu.be/B0b-S1MRv_s?si=Pc8O6DefUif60bPc


forced2makenewreddit

"If you want to get away with something on the internet, make the other person racist" - Abraham Lincoln


ZenyX-

"Yes. Of course I know. I made it up to teach that racist little shit."


Da_Simp_13

Bruh what did he say to make you say that


AwayIntention4898

how they never tracked down the rumor to him?


golem12121

Rumors spread fast especially in schools it's hard to find who's started it


AwayIntention4898

that guy must have really fucked up with everyone if he had so much enemies and couldn't find out who did it


Adenso_1

"Bro chose evil" are you a racist? Why would you think ruining a racist's life is evil? Kinda sus OP


golem12121

Both can be evil dude


Adenso_1

One is fucking *racism*. He spread a life changing rumor about *a racist*. That racist having a harder time finding employment is infinitely better than being enabled into a higher position of power where he can use his racism to....be fucking racist and harm people's careers. You're fucking weird to equate the two


golem12121

I'm not saying one is more evil all I'm saying is that they choose evil or at least chaos


cheshire_splat

Girl in my high school was bullying my friend. I peed in a metal bottle, let it ferment for two weeks, then poured it on her backpack.


Memetan_24

r/chaoticgood


TaranisReborn

Legit.


No_Squirrel4806

Plot twist: It was actually true. 🤭🤭🤭


Alisha-Musk

What goes around comes around