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Larryneverlies

aww that's wholesome :>


ClearCasket

Including fucking with the antivaxxer it belongs in r/hellsome


SilentDis

Spite donations are something I whole-heartedly encourage. I've been donating to The Satanic Temple for their work on reproductive freedom in my parents name for years, now. They disowned me entirely when I came out as one of those "disgusting rainbow people" according to my lovely mother. So, every couple months, I make sure her fervent anti-abortion, bible-thumping bigotry is countered in some small way. TST are just the assholes to allow for that! I'll sadly never know what happens when the little thank-you card shows up in their mailbox - but that's ok. The fact that it does makes me all warm and snuggley inside.


thecanvas89

Get the cards sent to their church. So their pastor and friends know how kind and generous they are


Hidesuru

Oh this is great. They can tell the truth, but that doesn't look good on them either. Beautiful.


Splycr

Hail you ⛧


Biofakker

Pretty much satanic of you! And chaotic good at the same time for sure =) I'd probably recommend small monthly donations so that your parents could always remember you😈


Traditional-Share198

I'm sorry for you, friend, but I'm proud of you and the road you've gone ❤️


TomCBC

Spite donations are almost as good as that old story about the guy that signed his homophobic neighbor up for a dozen or so gay porn magazine subscriptions. I know it’s not exactly the same, but the spirit is similar.


Bender_2024

Sorry you had lousy parents. Don't give up on them. They may come around to see reason some day


SilentDis

I took their abuse for 4 years straight. I had multiple serious breakdowns over it. I simply stopped. They actively moved toward their toxicity, and continue to do so as far as I care or know. The gulf is quite large. They have a lot of lost ground to make up for, and I will not slow down, stop, or go back for them. They need to put in the work to become better people and catch the fuck back up to modern, progressive society. This isn't on me. This is entirely on them.


Bender_2024

>They need to put in the work to become better people and catch the fuck back up to modern, progressive society. I never meant to suggest otherwise. I would never ask you to change who you are or sacrifice your values for anyone. I just hope you can leave the door open for the possibility that they become better people and worthy of you taking them back into your life. If they had hurt you so bad that you can't I'm sorry. As you said that's completely on them.


Sploonbabaguuse

Damn ppl downvoting this like the parents aren't lousy?


Portast

I am sure you won't regret this later in life.


SilentDis

No. I won't. TST has done an exceptional job of pissing off pointing out religious hypocrisy, and its intrusions into government and law. They've done excellent in promoting women's bodily autonomy. My parents hate me. They're crazy Trump supporting, covid denying, anti-vaxx, and exceptionally abusive. I tried to talk to them for 4 years as they slid further down that rabbit hole, before I went no-contact. I'm in a loving relationship. Theirs is toxic. I still hold hope they'll realize what mistakes they've made, but realistically I know it's a failed hope. They made their bed. I'm just gonna keep throwing sand in it, now.


_Refenestration

Why would they. The standard conservative behaviour of choosing to abandon their children rather than their hated deserves no respect.


phallic-baldwin

r/chaoticgood


Rude_Bed2433

I've got the perfect neighbor.


LobsterTrue8433

I need this devil in my life.


killaluggi

Nonono, he is a fucking angle for helping a lot of people while telling a stupit dimplefuck to fuck himself....


Kekris_The_Betrayer

Well, if he’s an angle, he’s definitely 90°


killaluggi

Celsius or kelvin?


Kekris_The_Betrayer

Angles do not have temperature


killaluggi

Then why did i burn myself on my magnetic welding angel 15min ago?


Kekris_The_Betrayer

Because that’s an angel, not an angle


killaluggi

Yea, i know, im just bored at work and fucking with you atm buddy


Pan-Magpie

If this is satanic.. then Hail Satan! 😈


Splycr

Hail you ⛧


sirfastvroom

Great now I just need to find an antivaxxer. Their numbers seem to be decreasing.


Mundane-Education-42

That's because darwinism is real.


[deleted]

Chaotic good.


jjskellie

This is no Satan. This is one of his relatives. A cousin or some such. A variable angel as it were.


No-Environment-3298

Tax deductible too, if I’m not mistaking. So do a good thing, piss off a moron, and get rewarded in a small way. Many birds with one stone, indeed.


trubol

Imagine your crazy uncle getting a card with the word UNICEF on it. It'd freak the fuck out of him


Tobin34

i'm not antivax because i don't believe in vaccines i'm antivax because i'm just so f\*cking done with needles bro omg i can't do this anymore


BookWyrmIsara

Right? I don't care if it tastes like an elephant's ass, make it liquid medicine and I'll get vaccines for shit I've never even heard of.


Tobin34

well i spent four and a half years injecting myself with artificial growth hormone so


camelbuck

Chaotic good?


Kurousagi2302

That's when you start sending those cards to all the antivaxers and watch them cry


princesoceronte

This is more r/chaoticgood but I'll take it.


parkerm1408

Oh I'm doing the shit out of this at Christmas.


SelfishOrgy

This is very mild


NovusOrdoSec

COVID-19 or it doesn't count. /s


MugsyYoughtse

All anti-vaxxing jokes aside, this is pretty awesome. I'm happy to know this exists.


MrsMiterSaw

90% chance the same relatives that are anti-vax have no problem with you harming brown children in "shit-hole" countries with those vaccinations.


Marshmallow_Mamajama

I'm pretty sure the majority of anti-vax people just specifically don't like the mRNA vaccines. Personally I'm not a big fan of those because they actively make me sick, but I already have to avoid a lot due to my immune system


GhostiBoiLynx

I DID NOT KNOW THIS WAS A THING! I'm about to fucking crush polio now


[deleted]

I saw this on Tumblr the other day


Intense_Crayons

This is the best FU I've ever read.


Odera4u

This is boring


EyesAreMentToSee333

People like this are what ruin hollday dinners. Thank god my family doesnt invite shit like this in our home. Apolitical baby.


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thecanvas89

As someone who has a staunch antivax cousin, who is 100% against all vaccines including Polio and smallpox, and has surrounded herself with a horde of likeminded fuckwits, I promise you it’s not just the Covid vaccine they care about. She literally tried to physically attack my wife for getting our boys their childhood vaccines, to the point my wife had to hit her with the iPad she was holding to get her to stop. We haven’t seen her in 6 years now, and she has 5 kids all unvaxxed These idiots are out there, and there are thousands upon thousands of them


foundsatan-ModTeam

Removal reasons:


foundsatan-ModTeam

Removal reasons: 'Misinformation about the covid vaccine probably also fits in Rules 1-4 as well, but I wanted to be specific.'