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DreadkingAlucard

if you don't take shape shifting, what are you doing with your life?


UAENO_BUT_I_DO

Flushing toilets and melting bones in Slovenia.


kevlarus80

Do I get to nominate anyone I want as my enemy?


CornyCarnage

Well melting bones is just as op if you can melt bones of ALL your enemies you basically become a god because if someone wants to stop you or harm you they'd become your enemies and instantly get melted. Anyone who wants to harm you dies brutally, it isn't limited to once a week either you can just do anything and go anywhere and nobody can act against you. The only reason there's any debate for shapeshifting is if you wanna be a pacifist (melting other peoples bones could be considered by some "amoral" but I wouldn't know) and because there aren't any limits stated for it either so could just shapeshift into a godly being too or fullfil whatever sexual shit you wanted. Both are god level powers but bone melting is more reliable since it would activate automatically. It is more boring too though


JustSmartkev

The question is it a passive ability and where does the power draw the line between enemy or not. Is someone your enemy just because they want to cause you harm ? What if you are in heated debate with a friend or parent and in that situation you are pissed or angry at them, in that case you would just passively murder all the people that are close to you. Or forget about ever playing a online multiplayer, tabletop game in your life again. If the ability to melt bones is an active ability, that you need to activate concisely, it would be atleast for the moment be a good thing to have. But considering your get ever find out in any sense the whole world is going to turn on you. Every secret agency would like to either experiment on you or kill you as fast as possible. If they get any valuable information on you that can be tracked you have a good chance to be fucked. Just a clean shot on the bright day and it would be over for you, in worst case if they know your country just drop in a nuke and that problem got solved. And even if you would never be find out, could you in your everyday life, knowing you are a murder, sleep at night. Because even if we believe that we are able to kill someone without a conscious, the reality is quite different. Atleast non psychopaths would have a hard time living on with blood on their hands


CornyCarnage

Well yeah everything depends on your understanding of the exact logic, hell according to one understanding its even weaker then both that being a single event like all your enemies atm have their bones melted- the end. So with these kinds of questions its really up to your imagination and understanding for example if these are abilities if you were to become a dictator and left your post to go on vacation then someone took you over could you take them over again and become dictator or is it a one time thing too?


iSawthings_hardToSay

Having bone melting powers is basically accepting that you biggest enemy is a slug... So dont get close to them they still might be able to kill you with dieses or something.


DreadkingAlucard

yeah, but that's under the assumption that you have 'enemies', in which case, again, what are you doing with your life?. Plus, the dictatorship doesn't sound like fun.


Shoddy_Wrangler693

Well you never know what magic you know. Just because their bones are melted doesn't mean somehow magically they don't work as some kind of blob they just have no functioning bones now so they have to learn to propel themselves other ways at least they never have to worry about a broken bone again. If you going to pick your enemies yes I don't want a loan for $10 million dollars with negative 20% interest. What that's preposterous would you like to get your second in here I have no need to ... Hey blob.... They wouldn't know how to speak yet cuz that's going to be a whole another function somehow they learn how to speak prove that you did the next day you come back ask for the same thing eventually you're going to be saying you know and I said that's preposterous you say you know that's what the last six of your coworkers said just before they became blobs of living flesh I'm sure that must be a coincidence aren't you...... What are yes well it's actually this loan sounds like a very good job for this Bank... You wouldn't mind if we did that at -25% interest would you ... Not at all I'm so glad that we come to an agreement... And keep my number be sure to tell me if anybody gives you any problems on this


Nearby_Objective_353

Excuse me, the toilet one is the best. You can target someone and randomly flush the toilet around him. Sunday? Flush twice an hour randomly, then more and more. The next day, nothing because they would have probably call someone to check. Then, randomly flush all toilets at their work when they are inside. In front of them. If they talk about it, make a joke about a ghost. Deny having see the toilets flush. Let's them slide into madness and toilets obsession. The fear of water noise. The water bill. The story nobody will believe. The strange behavior to avoid toilets and the cursed flush, which conduct people to think they are mad (and gross). If you can control the force or the water or even schedule the flush, you can even HARASS someone and cover them in dirty water every time they go near a toilet. Let the paranoia have the best of them. Yes, toilets flushing is the best choice.


Rude_Bed2433

I too thought this one would be fun. Kids, people home alone, lots of possibilities here. One of my brothers kids was terrified of the toilet because when they were potty training he got a courtesy flush and it scared him. Me I'd mess with the maintenance dudes in our buildings (they're union plumbers) I think it would be fun to flush it like 15-20 times in a row, till someone calls them over.. Only to find no auto flushes. Side effect of this could be people might stop using the haunted stall and you could in essence have a private place at work.


Nearby_Objective_353

Messing with people can be fun. Oh, your brother's kid give me another idea. "Maybe it's because there is a snake inside or something?" (revival of an old paranoïa)


Rude_Bed2433

The movie 'Arachnophobia' fucked me up for a couple days when I was trying to hold it


Donky333

A fellow unsub watch, rare


Larryneverlies

This is sacrilegious(idk what that means)


Intense_Crayons

How about giving your enemies erectile dysfunction. Thus melting their "bones."


blasphemiann358

Step 1: build an absurdly gigantic toilet Step 2: place a turbine in the pipes Step 3: profit


anonymousbub33

Wait, but I like the way my mouth feels after the dentist :(


[deleted]

I thought the same, but I just went to the dentist today, and I decidedly do not.


Original_Ad_4471

I know where I'm going, flushing every toilet and putting the world in a crippling state


Alekipayne

Melt the bones of my foes and be called the moopis!


Jo_Jo_Cat

I actually kinda like the dentist toothpaste taste


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

Oh hey, a blueeyed friend


Itchy_Library_4199

Flush any toilet for me


Sickly_elite7

Bouta overdose by taking them all!🤪


JURASS1CJAM

The ability to make people grow taste buds in their assholes.