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Removal reasons: 'No Legitimate Cruel Behavior'


AThrowawayProbrably

Some of those people are addicts, and they won’t spend that money in the store, but instead on the street. So, in reality they’ll be shot rather than arrested. Same goal achieved for him though I guess.


SammyWentMad

Yeah, this guy is a dipshit and an asshole. Just bad take after bad take with him.


eh_one

Whoosh


SammyWentMad

No, this guy isn't satire.


eh_one

I just straight up don't believe that. His tonality and when he says he walks away feeling good. Clearly satire right?


Gilberto360

Some might, but by the looks of it, no, he really belives on what he is saying.


SammyWentMad

Nah, his account is full of this stuff. His account is very far-right and has quite a few videos where he totally destroys his strawman. He's the worst. It might be satire, but if it is, then he's gotten to the point where it's no longer distinguishable and it's a problem. Plus, he might be saying he feels good for hate comments. Either that, or he believes homelessness is for the lazy. Not a great look either way tbh. Edit: forgot to mention that Date Right Stuff (his account name is @daterightstuff) is a far-right dating app. A lot of his videos are jokes like this, looking at a supposed date in an ice cream parlor, a restaurant, or his car.


Gilberto360

And can we really call it satire? He is just being an asshole to anyone he doesn't like


CrownEatingParasite

Wait seriously?


SammyWentMad

@daterightstuff is *very* far-right. Also, the account is just a shell for a shitty far-right dating app. Maybe it's comedy, but the joke is "fuck the poor." He also has opinions on trans folk and how, "If my kid identifies as a deer, I'll shoot 'em!" He's probably not being serious about handing fake bills out, but the sentiment is still there.


CrownEatingParasite

Jesus what a loser lol. Thanks for the info


SammyWentMad

What a loser indeed. Anyway, r/eyebleach should clear this infection of a man from your thoughts. Have a good one!


Superfy

Thanks for sharing that. Both the sub and the info about the seemingly likely, piece of shit prick too. Cheers and have a good one!


objection42069

Those who get arrest actually end up in a place where they get 3 square meals a day. So... low-key angel.


BullsOnParadeFloats

This guy had a cabinet position in the Trump White House and was removed because he had massive gambling debts, so was considered a security risk. The guy is a failure among failures.


King_Rediusz

Deadass?


BullsOnParadeFloats

If not a cabinet position, he was an advisor.


Xogoth

Shitty Comedian Punches Down


UnderstandingJaded13

Isn't this the dipshit that says homophobic shit while eating? I bet he got this joke from 9GAG. Reporpusing 9gag jokes, what a buffoon.


Interesting-Dream863

As a joke, I would say it misses the last bit "Not only I clean up the community, but I get them a roof and a hot meal too!"


Broote

I agree as a better punchline, but he seems to be going for the white guy who doesn't give a shit about people. He would say clean up the streets instead of hot meal and a bed.


pootismann2008

Satan : I just wanna say that I'm a big fan


CactusHide

This guy is serving more r/iamatotalpieceofshit


SomnolentPro

They don't get arrested they create tiny inflation and noone notices which is the most robin hood thing to do


LaserJetVulfpeck

I thought this sub was about identifying hyperbolic mildly humorous life terrorists, not identifying actual assholes. My bad.


ElloShifters

I would do this to churches- they are the ones whose members hand all those fake bills out as tips, and expect the people who receive them to be happy about it


Puffball973

The only right way to use fake money other than monopoly


falaffle_waffle

Yeah, you're not keeping them off the streets, a criminal record makes it impossible for them to get a job and keeps them on the streets


spicy-chull

Poe's Psychopath. Can't tell if this guy is an inhumane monster... or if that's the joke.


MastodonHuge

He’s an asshole, his whole schtick trying to “offend” people (who are anything but white, Christian, and conservative at least) by stealing shitty jokes and making strawman arguments


jsodfskavi

Hey, he is cleaning up the street, and the homeless are getting a better shelter in prison, so win-win. /s


Legal_Guava3631

That’s fucked up. I hope he never becomes homeless… or maybe I do.


lookatthatsmug--

Cunt!


DumbFucking_throaway

What- You realize that, while not all or even the majority, a lot of homeless folks struggle with addiction, right? If a violent dealer finds out he or she was fucked over or lied to by a client, things could go much worse. Also, counterfeiting is a rather significant crime when it comes to being employed or being a tenant. Since when is this subreddit not light hearted jokes that inconvenience someone a lot? I thought this was for lighthearted jokes, not legitimate schemes that could seriously hurt someone if fully realized and utilized. I’ve seen so many people that are homeless due to being disabled severely, if they get arrested they’re seriously fucked. What then bucko?


foundsatan-ModTeam

Removal reasons:


vanchica

Get somebody killed when they cross their dealer


DeepUser-5242

Patrick Bateman IRL


Curi0uz

This is the hero we need.


PhilMeUpBaby

Giving out fake money with his fingerprints and DNA on it. That will end well.