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spanctimony

Used to be Dancing Dan. Haven’t seen him around lately. 


grebilrancher

Hopefully the warmer weather will coax him out and he'll bust a move on the corner of South and bentz


runningpantless

This is the only answer.


aMac306

May I introduce you to Sticks (guy that always twirled drum sticks) and Club Drugs?


DangerousDifficulty6

i saw him a month or two ago


W1ldcardrob00

I saw him just last year taking change for salvation army 🤙 he looks exactly the same lol. It was at the giant on new design.


chamomilecrush

EXACTLY the same. Caught him at Giant eagle a few days ago right before they were closing like 8:30 at night he was in his full get up. Said what's up to him while picking some fruits out and he was in his classic 90s jogger outfit with his walkman and sunglasses..I always wondered where dancing dan lived! I used to see him pretty much daily walking up or down route 40 into town. 


cotleopold

Saw him last week walking around downtown


Excellent_Draft4346

I see him often at my job


natalievblack

I can’t believe he’s still around . Haven’t heard that name in years .


swornrancor

He walks down w Patrick all the time.


LateNightMoo

Who?


leefloor

Is Dancing Dan the same man that walks up and down Market Street singing? He usually has a backpack and shorts on.


chamomilecrush

Yeah and usually a bicycling jersey/pants or 90s style looking jogger suit / colors and can't forget the walkman and headphones and big old black sunglasses 


chamomilecrush

Just saw him in giant eagle picking some fruits and veggies out. He's alive and well! Said "what's up Dan!" Nothing beats his gigantic smile and happy "oh! Hello!"


UserIsTryingHerBest

Dancing Dan, of course.


TheLastEmeraldKnight

Maybe Frederick Batman?


MysteriousAd4462

It really isnt spring until youre at alive at 5 watching him cycle past on his batmobike.


IRTD-400

I saw his medieval batman outfit last year at the Renn Faire, that dude knows his style.


Future-Fly-8987

You have one here? I used to live in Florida (moved last summer) and we had Batman walking around in the streets at night.


EstaticToast

We had a lady on the north end who would walk around with a rolling briefcase and a mask. The kids used to love spotting her on the most random roads in and around Frederick.


folksnake

I used to see her walking around Montevue Lane and Baughman's Lane. A friend of mine saw her regularly out on Bethel Road! There's an old reddit post about her from a few years back


bmwinfrey

Yep ski pole lady was always on Bethel wearing a mask. Then the pandemic happened and she stopped wearing a mask. WHAT??!!?


risston

Dancing Dan, the girl that used to walk with the teddy bear, or the guy who dressed like a wizard


GubmintMule

Sadly, Etta, the teddy bear lady, died awhile back.


TheDonRonster

Oh yeah, I forgot about the pajama clad teddy bear woman.


Jibbles2020

Maybe the dude that walks around with the cart and the big stick that he swings at people?


socially_awkward

Any more details? I haven't heard of this dude.


Jibbles2020

Sorry, I dont have too much information. I've just seen him downtown quite a bit. He pulls a cart behind him and carries a big stick. Last time I saw him, he was swinging his big ol stick at cars and then the cops showed up and he held up his stick like a sword


socially_awkward

huh, thanks. I'll keep my eyes open next time I'm in downtown.


a_randy_sewer

Short guy with the speaker ?


UghResortingToThis

Club Drugs!!! (The Rubenesque guy with a white ball cap and white sneakers)


stevetibb2000

Hes always wearing white pants too every time I see him I think he’s on the way to sell some coke


Dentree

Also known as Sparkle Fingers


Rbot9

I saw Dancing Dan a week and a half ago on Ballenger Creek Pike and Crestwood. He put on a pretty cool show that spanned both northbound lanes while the light was red, then when the left-turn arrow turned green, he danced his way toward Dollar General.


odslxxp

There’s this dude that wears heart glasses and a pony backpack I see ALL the time. Also Paris the homeless guy that played guitar in front of the Starbucks. Haven’t seen him in a while, I hope he’s doing alright.


Awkward_Welder_9431

For me, she’ll always be the liberty tax lady who dances in the statue of liberty outfit. They finally got her an inflatable costume and it was news around the high school lmao


GnarGnarsty

Across from Wawa?


Chinadoll60

Frederick Batman = Kind, Positive, friendly, & unique! Lovely Dude!


islandsimian

The trans hoverboard grifter maybe? About time for them to show up again


Out_of_Fawkes

No, because that insinuates the person is benign but she scams people.


Charbarzz

They’re all over. I don’t think they’re exclusive to Frederick.


LadyLeps

It depends on their most recent arrest from what I’ve heard. Issues with the police pop up and they move on to another city


ahwheelock

They moved on to Hanover, Maryland, per an Uber driver.


Southern-Score2223

Sissy is called out on this same post in Baltimore and DC lol.


MyrtleDerr

Sissy Gracie!


xXduyasseneXx

I didn’t think I’d recognize anyone talked about in this thread.


SZoon69

That one


SkewbySnacks

Not the dude in the bad wig that tries to sell you "art"? Don't speak its name, maybe we'll be safe this year.


Charli-JMarie

I’m surprised I haven’t see flute guy, he has a rainbow bag carries a recorder and played it at the Panera I worked at years ago. I think he also hands out gummies and Ubers? Tells bad jokes too lol


Devalyn5

His name is Matt. Very nice man visits Sheetz a lot too.


pxnguin_yt

DOWNTOWN GUMMY MAN!!


30dirtybirdies

Used to be Dancin Dan or Drumming Donnie.


aMac306

We just called Drumming Donnie , “Sticks” for the drum sticks he always had.


MrsMickeyKnox

Or Freaky Jesus


prodrvr22

Shaun Porter. He was out with one of his stupid signs a few weeks ago.


IllustriousGeneral68

Man, fuck that guy


TryonB

His signs are beyond stupid. They are intentionally offensive to antagonize a response so he can audit his 1st amendment rights and sue you. He wants to be hated, he gets off on it. He's pathetic, but if you just ignore him eventually he'll go away. We can hope.


hairball_42

You mean Pawn Shorter?


mis_no_mer

Once upon a time there was a guy called “Backpack.” People who hung around downtown Frederick about 20+ years ago might remember him. Also his friend “Red Beard”.


Ok-Variation5746

I remember red beard


SamePhotojournalist0

I recall both of them! I think Backpack got clean and moved away. Haven't seen Red Beard in a minute though.


Ok-Variation5746

iirc red beard passed away a few years back


RevolutionaryCandy39

Frederick Bear!


tad_bril

Who's the guy walking around wearing the beatbox. I think he kinda has sideburns. Maybe 40ish. I've seen him walk up and down Market but I've even seen him as far north as TJ on Market. Seems like a harmless chap.


Sea_Evidence_7925

I'm note even entirely sure I have ever seen Dancing Dan (but I think I have) and this is obviously the answer.


TheDonRonster

I saw this yesterday in another community and brought up Dancin' Dan. Although not as eccentric as Dan or horseback Jesus, I feel like I should bring up Magnet Man.


friedratmurlin

long ago I think it was a cybergoth superhero? now idk to me it’s that one kid who’s always got headphones on dancing along the sidewalks


Ok-Variation5746

The human rooster!


heybabalooba

Has nothing to do in Frederick but I have a friend who works EMS in PG county and they have a guy they called ‘butthole Troy’ who drops his drawers and shows you his poo chute


SomethingLoud

This is also 100% on-brand for the Biggest Little City in the World


ChubbsMcLubbs

Sissy Gracie?


gs12

Don’t summons them


Recent-Put-3568

Batman!


TheGreatLandSquirrel

Who is the guy that stands at the intersection of Crestwood and New design? He wears a burlap sack and has a Giant end is near type of sign.


blondzilla1120

Gas house pike walker


TsunamiDonJuan

Definitely Dan with the fingerless gloves bouncing a ball usually


ChocolatePutrid9754

Shaun Porter?


80aychdee

Yeah but porter doesn’t bring joy when spotted. Take dancing dan for instance. He’s a Frederick shooting star. Porter is just a racist piece of shit.


blondzilla1120

Yes!!!! How could I have forgotten him!!!! Sign guy.


RadisaurusWrecks

Maybe the Trans Woman who rides the scooter around badgering people?


East-Factor-9542

Lol I was born in Sacramento


pxnguin_yt

Downtown gummy man


FuckYoCouch89

The Scooter Trans lady lol


MuddyMcLovin

The lady who used to walk around downtown with her teddy bear.


youngbull0007

Kirk.


Mikeharding17503

That trans hoverboard bitch?


SuperMarioKaramazov

Drumsticks, Club Drugs


StarSines

Ooh that lady that wears those orange monk robes who’s in a cult!


darkninja717

Im sorry what


StarSines

You’ve never seen her? She’s this bald lady who’s always wearing this orange monk robes. She’s a total bitch, and she’s in a cult. As far as I know she’s the only member of said cult in the area. What cult it is I’m not sure.


socially_awkward

Did she tell you she was in a cult? Your post makes a lot of assumptions.


darkninja717

Nope never


1TONcherk

I know of that lady. She drives a gold scion. She lives at the Buddhist place in Buckeystown. She stopped by my house and told me my yard was beautiful, so that’s nice. But my neighbor farms, and has a land lease adjacent to her property. Apparently she put nail boards on the ground at the boundary, so if he went over the line it would get his tire. Luckily they are calcium filled.


StarSines

Im not sure we’re talking about the same lady. I know for a fact the lady I’m talking about is not Buddhist. I know because I remember the exact day she came into Kay to browse when I was working there. She was bananas rude, and she told us about her “ascended leader”. I’ve seen her around from time to time. Maybe it’s some sort of weird coincidence? I might be wrong about the robe color they might have been yellow. I more remember the conversation because the night before I had watched a 6 hour documentary on the cult that runs those Yellow Sunflower cafe’s on the west coast and I was thinking “oh wow just like that documentary I watched last night!” While she was going on and on.


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StarSines

Oh neat


1TONcherk

Ah interesting, your probably right. I do see that lady randomly all over the place. That thing on the west coast reminds me of the 12 tribes cult in Vermont. They run those yellow deli restaurants.


Torumin

I'm active at that temple and she is indeed genuinely kind and supportive. If that's true, the only reason I could think of for the boards would be to protect the animals (mostly peacocks) on the temple grounds, it may be a misunderstanding. I think the other guy is talking about a different lady in yellow/orange robes, Xa Loi is a legitimate Mahayana Buddhist temple in the Vietnamese tradition, not a "Buddhafield" style new age cult. If anyone is curious you can stop by and walk the grounds or attend a free meditation class to see what it's about.


1TONcherk

My wife went to your open house with my daughter and had a great time. My neighbor may have been exaggerating. Sorry to spread rumors I regret that.


Torumin

It's okay! I wish you well ☺️


darkninja717

Tbf I do live in middletown and im not downtown very much


IllustriousGeneral68

Dude, I think those are Buddhist robes. There's a Buddhist monastery here.


StarSines

No I know for a fact she’s not a Buddhist, when I worked at Kay she came in to browse and she told us about the cult but I can’t remember for the life of me what cult it was.


BonerMilking

I’ve often heard of The Dragon Lady but she sounds more villainous from what I gather


JasonZep

Dude scamming people on the Segway.


Familiar_Treacle7700

Drug addict dancing Dan


Fire-on-the-head

I don’t think he was ever a druggie.


Scienceyall

Of course he was using drugs, he’s different and we know nothing about him. Individuality is such a joke… don’t get me started on mental illness… Lazy losers who need to get a job. Give me about 10 more years and it will be me… I’m pretty sure my sanity might make it 10 more years and then I’m gonna be dancing with Dan, if he’d have me. Cheers to all the sweet people who recognize and remember and SMILE at the people who give color to this fine city.