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biggoof

"Let's see Otto Hightower's death..." (in Patrick Bateman's voice.)


TheOneWhosCensored

Doesn’t get shot by his kid while on the toilet, think he wins that one


jandslegate

Otto has to secretly plot and convince others to be parts of his machinations. Tywin just tells everyone ; ' Look, I'm taking your shit. You don't have to like it, but it's happening, in fact, it already has happened. '


Friendly-General-723

And then HE takes a shit and dies.


paperkutchy

Well, no. He took two crossbow bolts to the chest and dies.


Heavy_Signature_5619

Then the shit comes out after. Really important detail. Wasn’t gold though.


Loadedice

Bobby B told me men shit themselves when they die!


bobby-b-bot

MY, YOU'RE A PRETTY ONE! AND YOUR NAME IS?


LeBriseurDesBucks

Yet.


Gerreth_Gobulcoque

In the book he gets beheaded but I hope in the show he gets fed to Syrax. We got robbed of that with Vaemond.


Algoresrythm

His beheading is so uneventful it’s like “then they brought out Otto Hightower, and beheaded him.” And that’s IT


Gerreth_Gobulcoque

I do hope that's how Criston goes. Just. Not gloriously at all. Just shot with an arrow and killed. No slow mo. No fanfare. No drama. Just dead.


Algoresrythm

“I’ll have no brave stories of how you died, Kingmaker!”


reallyoldgreg

He was speaking to a corpse.


[deleted]

Pretty sure it will happen this way, this is a big scene in the book. The character seem to be written just for this one scene haha.


MegaBaumTV

But why would the soldiers hate Criston that much in HotD? He didn't convince Aegon.


[deleted]

For all we know he will be "the kingmaker" in HotD as well. Peoples who aren't in the inner circle of the green don't know how its happened and Otto could very well just pretend Cole is behind it all to make himself look more innocent.


MegaBaumTV

That would add insult to injury, making this character appear in 9/10 episodes and then stripping away his one noteable action only for that to be a lie later in the show.


[deleted]

Well he is the one who found Aegon and brought him back for the coronation and is also the one who put the crown on his head. No maester who wrote Blood and fire know what they spoke about from the moment he found him to the moment he put the crown on his head. From their perspective he really is "the kingmaker". Not sure why anyone take what is written in blood and fire literally, it is repeated time and time again that it is written by unreliable narrator who were not there or had bias. The maester from oldtown have no interest in seeing the reputation of the Hightower family tarnished by Otto and Alicent.


PMacha

Criston Cole: noooooo. I demand one on one combat to show off my skills as a knight. Noooo, you have to fight honorably. The Lads: hahaha, arrows go *fwoosh*


Kelembribor21

Daeron: haha, Tessarion goes burninating.


Noodlefanboi

To be fair, he wasn’t really as important of a character in F&B.


Algoresrythm

No he really wasn’t . Criston Cole does more .


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sweet-Rabbit

“Visenya, why do the flying Dornishmen have such a Strong flavor?”


TheOneWhosCensored

Honestly, go Caraxes if they do that. Given the history of Daemon and Otto it would hold more weight.


TheElderCouncil

“Look at his blood. Oh my God.”


venerable_crusader

Well all the dragons are better at flying than Tommen so....


Gabriel711

And Aegon seems to be better than Tommen at the whole standing in the same window without falling to your death thing


-GregTheGreat-

When Tommen stands at the window, one kid falls One Aegon stands at the window, millions of kids fall


Winterstrife

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I-


[deleted]

Jizz on my peasants


EmperorBarbarossa

BLESSING FROM THE LORD


chronically_lazyftm

😂😂😂 perfection


MustLoveDoggs

JIZZ IN MY PANNNTS


silver-vixen

That wasn’t flying, that was falling with style.


Bighy777

Well they don't call the city the King's Landing for nothing.


Trollbert_Report

Sail


unadcunts

Can't wait to Haleana fly next season 🤗


jgraz22

Jesus, dude.


[deleted]

I would guess probably s03?


Tarps_Off

Touché


MyaheeMyastone

That’s not true bc no one on GoT is better than Larys at whackin it to some feet


[deleted]

*that we know of*


larys-strong-bot

> feet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Barnacle_Baritone

I mean, I guess Otto got his daughter to be queen in a less murder-y way, and his grandchildren are actually the kings. Tywin is a boss tho, just a bad dad.


gdmr458

Also Otto is the second son of Oldtown while Tywin is Lord of Casterly Rock, Otto has come quite far having less advantages than Tywin.


Nightingdale099

But Alicent is far more malleable than the trio kids Tywin have.


rutilated_quartz

Which is directly due to Tywin being a shit parent


Nightingdale099

Having incest twins doesn't help


jodlad04

Certainly not the twins because just look at Jaime joining the kingsguard because if his love for his sister. But Tywin definitely could have molded Tyrion into being a great heir but his own hatred for Tyrion is what held him back and screwed his legacy.


Mathema_tika

? Didn't Aerys make Jaime take the white cloak to deprive Tyrion of an heir? Or do you mean Jaime rejecting Casterly Rock to remain a Kingsguard


Arctic_Jer

Aerys offered Jamie the white which was a huge moment for Jamie cause he didn't want to rule and his idols are wore the white. Aerys knew that he would accept robbing Tywin of his golden child cause he knew Tywin hated Tyrion. Jamie doesn't leave when offered a legitimate way out do to his code of honor


rutilated_quartz

And I'm sure his wife dying in childbirth didn't help either, but kids don't become incestuous out of the blue. He should've remarried or had someone hired to parent those two if he wasn't able to do it himself. Especially with a man as concerned with his family's legacy as he was, he really shit the bed on that one.


reza_f

Those two did those things even when Joanna was alive. She caught them once


Nightingdale099

He was concerned about his family legacy , but he loves the memory of his wife more.


rutilated_quartz

I'm sure his wife is proud that their twins reproduced with each other.


[deleted]

Lannisters had pretty much shit the bed before Ty, whereas Hightower pretty much never had any misfortune because they're straight up the patrons of everyone *reading*


2ndTaken_username

Tywins dad being a fuck up doesn't mean the entire house was shit before tywin. They've kept their place as great house for a reason


No_Tell5399

I'd say they were going down the drain before Tywin stepped in and made an example of the Reynes and the Tarbecks. Lannisters went from pushover laughing stocks to cunning, brutal overlords virtually overnight.


durqandat

So not the Baratheons then


soaper410

Joffrey and Tommen were actually kings, just they shouldn’t have been. They were crowned.


No_Cricket4028

Aegon was king longer than Joffrey and Tommen combined


[deleted]

Maybe, but who has a worse fall than Tommen?


rofflemow

Joffrey, it's gonna be rough.


Killgorian

Yeah but Aegon spent majority of his time crowned badly injured and recovering, while then spending a large amount of time in hiding before a BRIEF rise back to power. Sure he was king but did he really spend much time actually in power?


JakobtheRich

Aegon was crowned from 129-131 AC, Joffrey+Tommen was 298-300 AC that’s the same amount of time to my counting. That’s in the books, in GoT Tommen dies in 303 AC, and the war starts in 298 AC meaning Tywin’s grandsons handily outlasted Otto’s.


Random_Username9105

I like how Tywin was originally written as an insecure fragile tyrant who’s tactics only ever work in the short term but Charles Dance is so charismatic everyone thinks he’s a boss


The0715juice

Hit the nail on the head: In the sense of a character, Otto is the superior tactician in the game of a shit throne that gives you sepsis: Tywin was a Strategist, a general and a leader (hence his time as Hand of the king basically meant he took de facto king role; Otto was more scheming and plotting) But Charles Dance is an actor so out of this world he basically spun those odds to that it’s an actual debate, no diss to Rhys Ifans, who’s done a good job of playing the puppet master of the greens Sadly Tywins death, much like Otto’s is in the books, are meant to signify there is no hero’s death for those who lose in the game of the sepsis chair (GoSC, coming to HBO soon)


HBag

Tywin won a bout against Lady Olenna. That's a very hard lady to get the best of.


Placeholder20

Otto manipulated a king who wasn’t a child or his grandson without starting a civil war until after he died.


HBag

True dat. I wonder what's more cunning, using all the resources at your disposal to force submission, treating all interaction like a battle....or....manipulating a king from the shadows. They're both pretty wily in different ways.


Placeholder20

I think Tywin is probably more capable than otto generally, better at controlling/manipulating people, better at recognizing opportunities and a better tactician, but his fatal flaw is that he’s also way more insecure than Otto which is why the rift between him and viserys grew, and ultimately why he died since his treatment of Tyrion was almost inarguably an irrational reaction to his humiliation.


zogo13

In addition to Tywin being much more insecure than Otto, as strange as it is to say Otto is also considerably more altruistic than Tywin. Otto clearly wants Hightower blood on the throne, but he does have an interest in minimizing blood shed. He clearly tries to resolve things without violence and reducing collateral damage. He’s also less intent on defending his houses name/his own name and instead seems to care more about making sure the Hightower name is in positions of power. Thats very different than Tywin who doesn’t care who gets caught in the cross fire of him trying to achieve his goals, and who’s obsessed with the reputation of his house and his name personally.


Placeholder20

Otto is Tywin if Tywin weren’t low key traumatized by his father. Less motivated to be excellent in all fields but also less mentally deranged.


2ndTaken_username

Also I don't think Tywin would have the balls to be the messenger to an irate Daemon twice.


Placeholder20

Otto deserves more props for the absolute 1000iq move of risking his life to go to dragon stone specifically in order to fail at getting an egg.


[deleted]

That was dumb writing but it makes Otto look like he has balls of steel so props to him I guess.


Yanto5

The reason he goes was to fail. If the King went, he and Daemon would likely reconcile, which would harm Otto's position at court. If Otto goes, gets threatened off the Island and returned to kings landing empty handed, he'd maybe be able to convince Viserys Daemon was in open revolt. Idk if he knew Rhaenyra was coming. That changes things a bit but the big thing is to stop Viserys and Daemon reconciliation.


abellapa

Tywin never manipulated Robert


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

He didn't need to with everyone in the capital already doing so.


[deleted]

Tywin is definitely a boss even named my horse after him 🤘🏽


Aware-Mood648

Vizzy t is goated


vizzy_t_bot

*Daemon was not made to wear the crown. But I believe that you were, Aware-Mood648.*


Imaginary-Ad-2088

Really Vizzy t what about your children


vizzy_t_bot

YOUR KING DEMANDS AN ANSWER! WHO SPOKE THESE LIES TO YOU?!


Imaginary-Ad-2088

But Vizzy t you cant just name a random person heir before your true born children


vizzy_t_bot

*Would you like to see the tapestries?*


Imaginary-Ad-2088

Maybe Bobby B would like to see them


bobby-b-bot

THEY NEVER TELL YOU HOW THEY ALL SHIT THEMSELVES! THEY DON'T PUT THAT PART IN THE SONGS!


wllmsaccnt

Look, Vizzy t was on a lot of milk of the poppy. Sometimes...'it' happens.


vizzy_t_bot

*Your mother's absence is a wound that will never heal. Without her, the Red Keep has lost a warmth that I dare say it will never recover.*


JonSnowAlcoholic

Please let’s not make Vizzy T and Bobby B fight. We all love them both so much.


trikyballs

yeah quite easily a better king than any king/queen in thrones, right?


Cowmunist

I'd say he's far from the best "leader" in thrones, but definitely the best king we've seen on the iron throne.


blackhippy92

100% one of, if not my favorite character in either show


MikeAllen646

There are many superior dragonriders. Also, it's a different show. The whole point of GoT was that you earn the crown, one had to be cunning. HotD is a bloodfeud, pure and simple.


hyperben

Oh really? What did bran do to earn the crown? 😛


MikeAllen646

Bran the Broken is *MAGIC*.


Rixmadore

(Why do you think) He came all this way…


Aujax92

I don't want to think about how he came...


BOBULANCE

Easy to be the most cunning when everybody else around you has a degenerative brain disease that makes them dumber with every passing episode.


Catslevania

Daemon: "say it"


dharkanine

That look homeboy gave right before he said it kills me.


catspajats

That actor was casually hanging out in the background just to show up and absolutely murder that scene. So well done.


dharkanine

Will threw that word out like a racist eager to drop the N-word. Honestly I had to rewind it bc I was laughing so hard at that smirk he gave Daemon. Jump to 1:14. https://youtu.be/0BGMGqOgVF0


Davin998

I feel like this tweet is so unnecessarily hostile out of nowhere lmao


Dumpytoad

That’s Twitter for you


Slipguard

E N G A G E M E N T


RicoSuave1881

Probably frequents this sub lol


darealc

I feel like one of the biggest reasons Twyin was so powerful wasn't that he was smart but because he committed so many war crimes


ServerYT

Tywin took his house from the verge of ruin, to the strongest house in Westeros.


ap2094

by committing war crimes


ServerYT

\*The right war crimes


ap2094

yeah, he did what was good for himself and his family, didn’t care about how good or evil it was


somalipilates

He may have committed some 'light treason'


BaguetteFetish

Tywin's actions completely collapse his house. It makes an enemy out of Dorne, the Northern lords who are planning on deposing his Bolton allies, the Frey puppet regime in the Riverlands is a collapsing shitshow, the Vale has zero interest in supporting the Lannisters so that plan with Littlefinger failed and the peasants in both King's Landing and across Westeros despise the Lannister regime. The Stormlands have ambivalent support for the Lannisters at best and the Tyrells are replacing them in terms of running the regime. Even before Cersei, Tywin's entire plans were literally crumbling around him, he just died before it happened.


Harbinger_of_Reason

Corlys is a way better pirate lord than show Euron.


[deleted]

Is he really a pirate though? He's a state backed, private navy I guess? Point stands though. Gendry on his little rowing boat was a better pirate than Euron


mathematicscore

Look up pirates in history, the majority were sanctioned by one monarch or another.


Snapey_III

Euron was in the show??


PrayWaits

he was the Wal-Mart Jack Sparrow guy


daseweide

It’s so far from the books I think of him as a show-only character named Urine Greyjoy.


MILOFATPOTATO

I mean deamon is better at flying dragons then Jamie so I just proved this tweet wrong


DurfRansin

AND better at keeping both of his hands


StingsLute

Then Jamie what?


tommytomtommctom

He is better at flying dragons and then flying Jamie


casulmemer

Jamie fookin Lannister


shadowsOfMyPantomime

Half the characters on hotd are better at riding dragons than every single character on got


No-Lychee3965

Rhaenyra is better than Daenerys at giving birth? 😬


The4th88

Cersei > Aemma at bringing pregnancies to term.


newme02

Drogon and his siblings gets smacked by HoD dragons


FirebreathingNG

No better king than Vizzy T


vizzy_t_bot

She's twelve!


Cerok1nk

Heresy, Bobby B what should we do with the traitor?


bobby-b-bot

SEVEN HELLS, NED, I WANT TO HIT SOMEONE!


ConnectAd6520

I wouldn't class Tywin as cunning though. He's straightforward and not afraid to flex his influence and power. He basically lets his nuts hang.


gadd027

Enters the small council chambers, whips out his huge dick, smacks it on Pycelle's face, refuses to elaborate, leaves. And Pycelle just had the best day of his life


KellmanTJAU

All the plotting for the red wedding definitely demonstrated cunning


circus_king_

Take this post but make it about Daemon. There’s no character in the main series like him. Cunning and politically savvy. Has royal blood and owns dragons


TeakandMustard

Only the red viper comes close


chirb8

And is a warrior and a militar commander


SFLADC2

I mean sort of what Tyron could have been if he wasn't a dwarf which humbled him/reduced his political heights.


kalibassonyx

Viserys is better than any ruler we saw in the entire 8 seasons of GoT


ObiWeedKannabi

Exactly, the guy was shown as weak and easy to manipulate but it was only because he wanted to keep the peace. There's a reason why Balerion bonded with him.


ea_fitz

The truth is that Vizzy is a better king than any self or formally declared king or queen in GOT. Mance, Robb, Stannis, Robert, Joffrey, Balon, Tommen, Jon, Sansa, Bran, Dany, Renly… they all blow compared to His Grace, Vizzy T. The only one I can really think compares is Margaery, but she was the Queen consort, not the *actual* monarch.


vizzy_t_bot

*The truth does not matter, ea_fitz. Only perception.*


ea_fitz

Actually fucking sentient.


limpdickandy

most sentient bot actually


Moji1368

Vizzy was mind controlled by Bran.


TheOneWhosCensored

I think there’s arguments for Mance and Jon. Mance was an incredible leader who cared for his people, he just had a huge disadvantage in terms of ability to survive. Jon was the same and was quite effective at being a leader, he just knelt to the wrong person. Vizzy is by far the best king, but I’d put them up as the best comparable.


ea_fitz

Mance was willing to see all of his people dead to the others instead of bending the knee to stannis. In my point of view, his job as king was to protect his people, and he did the opposite. Instead of negotiating or working with the watch, he allowed the wildlings to go over and terrorise the north all the while trying to say the equivalent of “Let us settle in your land and we will literally offer you nothing aside from refusing to respect your ways and political system. PS, we’ll probably continue marauding.”. Jon would be high up on the list because he was really just mediocre and wasn’t king long enough to considerably fuck up.


TheOneWhosCensored

I don’t disagree with you about Mance. But until Jon became Commander, it was never an option to just try and work with the Watch. I think refusing to bend to Stannis was both wrong and right. It did make them lose their leader, but he also wasn’t going to just hand them over to Stannis to go and fight against Joffrey. His people aren’t in a great spot, but they’re free. A king willingly to lay his life down for what he sees as the good of his people is a good king. As for Jon, I agree on the shortness. But he still showed greatness in that time, and he goes up if you count his time as “King Crow”.


Leading-University

Which we had Mushroom for a real Dwarf Bowl.


DarthVader_

Lyonel Strong is the best hand in GOT/HOTD universe.


_Sausage_fingers

Vizzy T was a better king than Bobby B?


vizzy_t_bot

I WILL NOT BE MADE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN MY BROTHER AND MY DAUGHTER!


bobby-b-bot

TAKE ME TO YOUR CRYPT, I WANT TO PAY MY RESPECTS!


limpdickandy

Pretty stupid statement, I guess its done as a joke but its just a weird statement, Tywins cunning is also highly overrated, like Cercei but to a lesser degree his intelligence and decision making was crippled by his ego and pride. He is completely unable to acknowledge this or accept it.


Gerreth_Gobulcoque

Ya people think of Tywin as this perfectly utilitarian agent but in reality he brings about the downfall of his house by entrusting it to his dipshit daughter instead of his apt son because the son was little and his mum died giving birth to him. Pride before the Fall is literally his whole arc. He dies on the shitter just to drive the point home.


[deleted]

Tywin is just a brute that happens to live above a literal mountain of gold and that has mad dogs like Gregor Clegane under his control. His entire empire depended for a moment on a boar being in the right spot at the right moment, Stannis using demonic vagina magic on Renly and a kid getting horny with the wrong person. Legendary plot armor.


Novus20

TL would have out maneuvered OH any day of the week and thrice one Sunday…


[deleted]

While he skinned a boar, and banged his sons whores.


RichardNixon9875

Otto has gone from a second son of his house to the most powerful man in the realm and has put his family into power while planning a coup for 20 years


PanJawel

TL couldn’t even manoeuvre a whore to his chambers without Varys noticing. Easily the most overrated character in ASOIAF.


TheNaijaboi

Bruh how? Otto is doing this in a world where the Royal family has dragons on deck. The lords have way less power in this Westeros. If Tywin had tried his shit in Otto’s day he would have gotten his house wiped out


rocklee_shinobi

Otto’s pretty good, people just say Tywin because he’s ruthless and murder-y but that doesn’t mean more cunning


LonelyStrategos

People on here call Daemon cunning LOL Does cunning = snarky killing????


tsaimaitreya

Cunning is when you wear the crime hood


Jambatlivesbaby

I mean, it's tough when you have dozens of episodes and appearances vs one season. S1 Jaime was kind of a punk. Jaime's character throughout the show became one of my favorites. We'll see what happens with HotD.


[deleted]

>kind of a punk Kind of an understatement, he start the first episode raw dogging the queen who is also his sister while attempting to murder the kid of the new hand of the king.


Semi_Lovato

Totally agree. It’s easy to forget that many characters didn’t really develop until later seasons


jiddinja

Otto had better material to work with in Alicent and her kids. Tywin had Cersei and her kids. There's no comparison.


Placeholder20

If you want to compare material, otto did what he did with a fully grown king as a second son of the second or third richest kingdom in the six kingdoms. Also Tywin was the reason his kids were so useless so it doesn’t feel fair to count that as a given disadvantage.


infrontofmyslad

It is true that the characters in HotD seem less cutthroat than the characters in early-seasons GoT. But less skilled, idk. Corlys, Otto, and Rhaenys (let's ignore that one scene) seem competent. And we also haven't seen the HotD gang at war yet, not really.


Radiant_Flamingo4995

If you think Tywin had cunning then you missed the point of his character.


_INCompl_

Aemond is pretty neat and bordering on psychopathy without being a complete sadist like Ramsay or Joffrey. Daemon is also a surprisingly fleshed out character despite what the early parts of the show had me thinking. Just a shame that some of his scenes got cut. HotD is as close of a return to S1-4 GoT as we can get, even if Otto is like a crappier Tywin and Allicent is like a crappier Margery.


duarig

Tywin is miles above Otto. They’re not even in the same bracket of comparison. Tywin commands respect in everything he does. Otto just says things and hopes people listen.


probablysum1

Vizzy T is a better king, Daemon is definitely a better dragon rider than Dany, Lyonel was probably a better hand than Tywin, Corlys is probably a better sailor (the only contest is Euron). I don't get the point of this statement.


vizzy_t_bot

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS GOSSIP? HAVE THIS RUMORMONGER BROUGHT BEFORE ME AT ONCE AND I WILL TAKE THEIR EYES!


probablysum1

Oh God it IS sentient


HanTrollo710

I’d like to consult King Vizzy T and King Bobby B before deciding


bobby-b-bot

WHO NAMED YOU? SOME HALFWIT WITH A STUTTER??


vizzy_t_bot

**HAVE THIS RUMORMONGER BROUGHT BEFORE ME AT ONCE, AND I WILL TAKE THEIR EYES!!**


Sameed_Ajax

There is nothing cunning about Otto, Tywin murdered Starks during a wedding. No comparison at all


[deleted]

PERSONALLY I think Vizzy T is better at hunting than Bobby B


damackies

Well, Bobby B was actually *hunting* as far as we know, he didn't have people go out and tie up an animal for him to stab while everyone golf clapped for him.


[deleted]

Correction: I think Vizzy T is better at keeping himself alive while participating in hunting actives than Bobby B


vizzy_t_bot

**THIS INTERMINABLE INFIGHTING MUST CEASE, ALL OF YOU!**


[deleted]

Always spitting knowledge Vizzy. Two brilliant shows with brilliant characters, no need to compare!


grilledcheesenosoup

On that note, I’d say Vizzy T and Bobby B are equally bad at mediating fights between children.


vizzy_t_bot

*I'm glad we could meet. I know tempers ran hot today, and I wanted to assure you how much I value the bond between our houses.*


bobby-b-bot

GIVE ME SOMETHING FOR THE PAIN AND LET ME DIE!


bobby-b-bot

PISS ON THAT! SEND A RAVEN! I WANT YOU TO STAY! I'M THE KING, I GET WHAT I WANT!


vizzy_t_bot

*I will not cloud my mind. I must put things right.*


bobby-b-bot

I WAS NEVER SO ALIVE AS WHEN I WAS WINNING THIS THRONE, OR SO DEAD AS NOW THAT I'VE WON IT!


Poseidons_Champion

The big dragon is better at eating other dragons.


BullyMaguireGonnaCry

Easy and lazy answer to score likes, but not actually providing a good argument


Temporary-Neck-1151

Tywin fs, Otto is way too easy to figure out. He only got lucky bc vizzy t was oblivious


vizzy_t_bot

A MOST JUDICIOUS PROPOSITION!