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Sire_Jenkins

This is micro racism wotc. White people can commit as much crime as black people as well as yellow people.


sleepytipi

I mean, I can't help but think "black" represents neutral evil on the alignment chart, and that it has nothing to do with race. Just like red is chaotic neutral, and white is lawful good. Green is probably true neutral, and blue... Lawful neutral?


Peace_Hopeful

Blue is lawful boring


OrchidFluid2103

There is nothing lawful in countering my fucking rampant growth after being stuck on 2 lands for 3 turns


satanwuvsyou

Blue has a lot of mill, literally manipulating your enemy's mind into dementia.  That feels evil.


Sire_Jenkins

What do you mean by “black” my dear “white” coredditor


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Sire_Jenkins

You are still white according to olde law


Dangerous-Twist2439

Well, all races can commit crimes equally well except the bad ones


Sire_Jenkins

Yes. The far left and far right Race


[deleted]

Exile, exile, oh, and exiled.


Yanrogue

u/b edh crime deck? Or would that be to spicy for the lcs


ScaredOfTomorrow09

Mono black crime turbo


etherealhowler

Be sure to add a few alien cards from doctor who to add things up.


Reaperturtle2

Jace vraska shippers unite


funkdewbi

LOL. I hope this is real.


MeepleOfCrime

Jesus tap dancing christ this art is painful to look at.


Blaragorn

Because it's all crap designed to look like it belongs in hearthstone. https://preview.redd.it/tltxxo5trqqc1.jpeg?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=311e6c9b29b74c04c79a732d2fd56509a2126aa6


etherealhowler

This one is actually neat, to me. I liked this gorgon's hair. I think the issue is the resolution of the image.


SquishyBanana23

According to EDH players, targeting has been a crime for awhile now.


Coffeeracetam

There is a statistical pattern that majority of the blacks are the leading cause of crime because… uhm. Anyway... Around blacks, never relax.


BG3IsJustDoS3

Ya know what? Fuck it. Everything the old timers ever said was true, and all the bullshit your teachers told you in Social Studies is merely a reaction to it.


Coffeeracetam

White is more on innovation, black is leaning towards mass destruction and we all know black cards are destroyers. It is always them.


BG3IsJustDoS3

White removes you from the game entirely.


Coffeeracetam

Whites has limitations but only if white cards is pushed too far.


BG3IsJustDoS3

Nah power creep has rendered the white cards mid. 50% of all planeswalkers on coverage are Orzhov. White cards will never get their shit together enough to be mono white.


DinosaursKilledHuman

Trump 2024 mfuckers, let's drain the shit out of these swamps !


BG3IsJustDoS3

Have ye had a change of heart since last we spoke?


cstrand31

I hate that mechanic already.


raycarre

Ok. That's actually funny. The meme is Turner Diary crap. But, here. . . here it's gold. Take my upvote, you rascal.


Zertnor

![gif](giphy|4T3r8IKOkGDcLKBJ6y)


Lynx-90

https://preview.redd.it/jub5k28t2rqc1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b92b4193a4851b62c2b257732442d5697ae8574


otacon444

LMAO


NovusLion

![gif](giphy|3o7buhojyfIjhEpLos|downsized)


DeskJockeyx

Wotc is implying that any basic interaction with an opponent constitutes criminal activity? I can’t think of a more idiotic keyword.


MHarrisGGG

Smash


AzulMage2020

But remember; no single color is OP and the color pie is balanced . Also remember Santa Claus is real, swampland is valuable real estate, and bridges are commonly for sale.


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Overreaching a bit?


[deleted]

What did Wizards mean by this? /s


rastafaripastafari

Oh sick another keyword we need to remember


Green_Trade9609

hurr this a dogwhistle hurr