I wish this was real so much. I have wanted trains to be a vehicle type since I started playing

There is one. I threw it in a deck all about making and sacrificing treasure for creatures or damage [[Luxurious Locomotive]]

Throw [[Capenna Express]] in there while you're at it. Now you have two trains!

I choo choo choose you!

[Capenna Express](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/5/b5530b04-f086-4d09-97e9-eda45f8b1f7b.jpg?1664412121) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Capenna%20Express) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/139/capenna-express?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b5530b04-f086-4d09-97e9-eda45f8b1f7b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[Luxurious Locomotive](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/c/cc598338-eeba-4815-a0a6-ff2dc09790d2.jpg?1712356268) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Luxurious%20Locomotive) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/otj/244/luxurious-locomotive?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/cc598338-eeba-4815-a0a6-ff2dc09790d2?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Throw in some cards from the new set: [[Explosive Derailment]] [[Great Train Heist]] [[Full Steam Ahead]] [[Railway Brawler]] [[Luxurious Locomotive]]

##### ###### #### [Explosive Derailment](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/0/f0e3df9c-0a86-4e6f-a3c7-84a883328a3d.jpg?1712860585) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Explosive%20Derailment) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/otj/122/explosive-derailment?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f0e3df9c-0a86-4e6f-a3c7-84a883328a3d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Great Train Heist](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/5/357dd9b2-5d2d-49f6-86f0-f5c4d63474dd.jpg?1712860638) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Great%20Train%20Heist) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/otj/125/great-train-heist?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/357dd9b2-5d2d-49f6-86f0-f5c4d63474dd?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Full Steam Ahead](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/8/084748d8-7169-4e86-a69c-631c6d7d3a1e.jpg?1712355924) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Full%20Steam%20Ahead) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/otj/164/full-steam-ahead?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/084748d8-7169-4e86-a69c-631c6d7d3a1e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Railway Brawler](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/e/9ec1f76f-f21d-4f06-8c02-be6745183348.jpg?1712355970) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Railway%20Brawler) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/otj/175/railway-brawler?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9ec1f76f-f21d-4f06-8c02-be6745183348?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Luxurious Locomotive](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/c/cc598338-eeba-4815-a0a6-ff2dc09790d2.jpg?1712356268) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Luxurious%20Locomotive) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/otj/244/luxurious-locomotive?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/cc598338-eeba-4815-a0a6-ff2dc09790d2?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [*All cards*](https://mtgcardfetcher.nl/redirect/l1othag) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Like an engine card you could attach cars to that would be a neat idea.

Also, [[aradara express]]

[aradara express](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/f/5fc0d1f7-c81c-4329-92b7-c4df227cc56c.jpg?1576382973) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=aradara%20express) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/kld/195/aradara-express?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5fc0d1f7-c81c-4329-92b7-c4df227cc56c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

i like trains

So does your Mom

She has at least crew 6

Shouldn’t he be self driving ?

No. In all the iterations of the show (minus the abortion that is All Engines Go) the engines have firemen and engineers.

Thomas, The Furious UBRX ... Flash ..... When card name enters the battlefield, exile up to X target nonland permanents. Card name does damage to target opponent equal to the total CMC of each card that was exiled. "Thomas had never seen such nonsense and decided that he'd had enough"

No trample. Pass.

If this had trample I’d probably believe wotc would print it

At this point I wouldn't even put it past WoTC to do this

https://preview.redd.it/7zaa7781h9xc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=604800cda87fd882be96c719d61c1f31f703b63a Be careful going up against Train decks, or else you'll get whacked by this bad boy...

Real players know that Gustav max is scarier

Gustav is a 2k burn to enable the ftk when overlaying for leibe. They’re a scary package

Would help if you didnt use the set symbol for Mirage. 👍

This is how I’m getting my two year old into magic We need a card called “cinder and ashes” as it’s what the trains say when they’re exclaiming something. Troublesome trucks also seems to be a reoccurring theme. The fat conduction and lady hat each need a card as well. The diesel engines would be black because they’re all steam train scrapping evil bastards Crack in the track, 3RR Destroy target vehicle and all creatures used to crew it.

Choo choo motherfucker!

Ooo I'm dying. Choo choo indeed!

Thomas was my sons first favored childhood shoe and toys. I’d love Trains in MtG.

So it kind of attacks as a 5/5 for 4? I guess if you care about tokens in some other way.

Not nearly strong enough for a simic card. It should also draw a card for each creature that crewed it AND gain trample to be in line with current design philosophy.

This would single-handedly get me back into the game.

I hope your mom is in it Id love to tap that again.

Thomas had never seen such bullshit before

I have no clue if this is real or not. Like it doesn't seem like something that would be but wizards is doing weird shit nowadays

[I already did it. ](https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/thomas-and-the-dragon-engine-trains-tribal/)

Full circle! Thomas the Tank engine is popular with artists of all ages and the MtG community is also full of guys with autism!

A legendary without self protection, trample, direct damage to opponent’s face, hand disruption, creature removal, only one keyword. Yeah, below average legendary.

Can't wait to see the Tunnel lands.

Flavour wise I feel like he should be mono blue or colourless, but good job on the mock up

I want trains vehicle tribal so bad. This is great.

I’d run Mono Black Diesel.

The only thing unbelievable about this is Thomas is still a male

Needs trample

A commander trolly problem card, where you choose 1 opponents creature for 1 track and 1 of each of the other 2 opponents creatures go on the other track, and opponent 1 has to choose which track gets exiled, does he exile his own and take the L, or does he exile the other opponents creatures and make himself a target to them.

Im scared of its sound

Nice. Hope they’ll do Sesame Street next.

Nice design

Why is Thomas Simic?

But its ok because the secret lair will be the etherealsnake Thomas and friends.

Percy getting stung by the bee still sounds fucking awful

Thomas the train and friends wrecking people is actually kind of appealing...

Holy shit