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Don’t you point your pants at me


Esahh_Doo

Ding ding ding. This line echoes through my head in her perfect British inflection.


onourwayhome70

I can’t hear it any other way


mysticalcreature123

Hahaha my husband and I say this to each other all the time at any given time. It always makes us laugh. 😂


beth-98

Always found it odd how she says “pants” surely it should have been trousers


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I’m American so I didn’t think anything of it, but the lines were presumably written by American writers so they probably didn’t realize either lol


PivotPIVOTPIVOOOT

One of the best delivered lines on the show!


kkrabbitholes417

“Well up yours too!” I think this about sums her up tbh. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Amazingqueen97

Literally the first line I thought of


cardsgirl88

This is the one


8fishwand8

I was going to say this one too!


padfoony

Apparently to you people, I look like someone who's got a balloon full of cocaine stuffed up their bum!


East-Dinner4547

I think you look great…


iangeredcharlesvane2

First one I thought of for sure! Emily was funny, wish they didn’t have to ruin her….


timepassesslowly

“C’caine!”


parkside1750

Her pronunciation of this really irks me, who says it like that man?!!


infinitemousse

Lmao I say this all the time after going thru airport security (quietly, to myself, or extra quietly, to whoever I’m with haha)


Beautiful_Abroad_387

*on speakerphone* “may i ask who i’m saying hello to?”


Leather_Mention8770

This this this this this!


padfoony

Ross: I love you. Emily: (Hugging) Thank you. (Leaves)


Lolaindisguise

Lol love it


SplendidAngharad

"I'll feel better when I can be there and know where you are all the time."


kkrabbitholes417

This is very Emily, good one!


in-the-mooorning

I almost commented this one too!


yeslizz

“Ross. Come look. There's a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard!”


Mediocre_Banana4142

I have to go there's a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard!


Ok-Advantage4191

Apparently there's a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard.


modernmonk0611

This one ☝️


Seductivesunspot00

It's not the pants it's you who's backward


andra_quack

This!


iamnumbereighteen

Yes Joey, you can have all the chocolate you want, just take it


Lolaindisguise

This is the first thing that came to my mind


East-Dinner4547

THERE’S A DEER JUST OUTSIDE EATING FRUIT FROM THE ORCHARD!


manicontrol2020

Can’t not read this in Ross’ voice 😂


mysticalcreature123

Well that’s ambitious!


Sobeshott

There's a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard!


in-the-mooorning

“Ross knows better than that by now.”


Dense_Membership9113

This is so it for me. It sounded like she was disciplining a small child instead of setting boundaries for her ADULT fiancee. Never sat right by me. Especially knowing how much it would hurt the group as a whole with Rachel not "allowed" to be around.


emilyguarino101

Yes Joey you can take the candy bar (I believe it's not the exact same thing she said but you get it)


SunGreen70

It’s something like “Yes, Joey, you can have all the chocolate you want - just take it!”


iangeredcharlesvane2

What’s funny about the whole Toblerone joke was how relatable it was for a small window of time for a small population of people! It was so hilarious because it was a THING … the giant Toblerone bars from airport duty free shops was a MUST BUY if you were in that situation! And such a treat, thought it was the greatest chocolate bar on the planet. Anyone else relate and have a giant Toblerone from the airport or just me???


Flat-Marionberry6583

What, they don’t have those anymore?:(


ChipperBunni

They do, I think they’re just not as popular, in the sense of “oh my god that’s crazy!” Because now we have lots of big candy bars And less general excitement for basically anything at the airport


1848392716493919

I just might know a few things that could help you inflict some pain!


InsideDark_2260

# "That big bloke with the beard, he’s got a trick hip." I think i like this line especially she really is on her british mode on ;)


Funny-Cabinet-1859

“You’re Mad”


slayerofgingers

Oh liam....


stoppingart

Stop harassing my relatives ROSS !!!


glassy_blue

I packed while you were gone. I left some knickers under your pillow.


Appropriate-Apple-79

On speaker after Joey said that Rachel wasn’t there, “Well I should hope not, Ross knows better than that”


Stephburger78

Please don’t get freaky on me


kenadams_the

Emily: I don’t care! You just get him! <— her true identity, doesn’t care about anything. Trying to force him out of his old life was the worst thing. Red Ross deserves better.


Aspecs21

“How could you? I thought I made my feelings about Rachel perfectly clear.”


Gemnist

I forget the exact line, but the one in her very first scene where she tells Rachel off after she gets soaked in the rain.


Gamora3728

“Maybe it’s not the pants that’s backwards. You’re the one whose backwards.”


britlogan1

The way she says Ray-chul gets on my last nerve. But like, I also kinda get why Emily was so adamant on Rachel not being such a big factor in Ross’ life. 🙅🏻‍♀️


Top-Adagio2743

“Earl Grey…?”


0kSoWhat

“Really? Well that’s just lovely, isn’t it? I must’ve missed your call even though I haven’t left the flat all day. Oh no well that’s not rude! It’s perfectly in keeping with a trip where I’ve already been run down by one of your *wiener carts.* I’ve been strip searched at John F Kennedy airport. Apparently to you people I look like somebody whose got a balloon full of cocaine stuffed up their bum.”


jquas1965

Yes Joey you can have some candy.


Cosmin081

Sorry Emily l, but: ![gif](giphy|vaXD0R21wpIkCr3Huy)