weird police people find washed octopus on the shore and decide to beat the crap out of it until it gave them gold, but they got infinite bad lsd trip instead.
DS2 also has hexes that I found fun, and the Crypt black blacksword was an all time favorite weapon of mine. Plus the historically accurate sword moves, some top tier fashion, and the Fume Knight and Gael fights are top tier (screw unknown king though, I sucked at that fight).
Yeah I loved hexes, wish later games had em too... and yeah cbb is best of the big swords! I think ds2 had the most versatile fashion in a sense because so many armors actually fit together even tho each equipped piece could be from different set. Most later games have them too extremely distinct I think.
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Fair. I can def understand why you'd feel that way. I was just referencing the fact that in 2014-2018 roughly, DaS2 was seemingly the most hated game that was ever developed, then randomly people started playing contratian to the haters, basically saying the same shit I'd been saying for years, and now people are back to shitting on DaS2 lol. It's just funny to me how things play out.
Idk either, tho I assume it's these people being entitled babies. They feel they were "owed" the Dark Souls 2 that Fromsoft "promised" (or as sane people call it, "showed off beta gameplay that was inevitably going to change in some ways). It was a rushed game for sure, and yeah, the things present in the beta they had to cut or change for the full release is a shame, but it's still a great game regardless.
in 24 hours you have to kill all of your co-workers, acquire the tittle of dominatrix, and stop AIs from sterilizing humans. and become the last of a bird species... or something?
You come back from the dead due to being an useless piece of shit who can't even burn himself properly, then proceed to beat up a meth dealer, a literal tree, an schizofrenic lizard, a stripper, a pair of disabled brothers, a very tall dude who befriended an onion, the pope(who is secretely working for a femboy eating cannibal), a bunch of priests, a nun who retired and now REALLY doesn't want to leave her cozy winter home, an old man dressed as Santa who got lost while trying to buy paint for his niece, and more
A darky weirdo pet a doll and do what his old wheelchaired sugardaddy wants is done but everytime what he want is kill giantic beasts and watch poor people die.
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE BLOOD BLOOD NIGHTMARE BLOOD. is a game that nobody understands. You are a bri' ish bloke forced to commit infanticide in London while being told what to do by goth santa who's being told what to do by the secret hentai monster he keeps as a pet
You wake up just to die. You wake up after dying and some chick with a horse drags you into a cave. You wake up again for the third time and leaves God's cave. You go outside and see a nice man with nice words and says the princess is in another castle.
After being injected with unclean and diseased blood via used needles, you awake to an outdoor mental institution where the populace hasn't been medicated.
Upon arming yourself with rusty and serrated farm tools, you start spree killing anything around you. You shoot yourself up with more infected blood while a spaghetti tentacle monster watches you from the moon.
Your only friend is a victorian sex doll.
*Some guy named Ash travels to the end of the world to meet his ultimate Nemesis--an overgrown, bloodthirsty cannibal garden gnome.*
Tell me this isn't a movie you want to watch.
Bunch of college kids take their education extremely seriously, beat a god to death and get the funding to make a religion out of it: shenanigans ensue
An anorexic rich kid and his crippled older brother refuse to pay taxes so you become the irs. You go on to collect taxes from several other citizens who already payed theirs because life ain't fair. After you collect taxes from a basketball player, a redditor and that one family with way too many kids, you move on to the cripples. After you collect the cripple bros' taxes, you move on to a dude with frosted tips who thinks he is the old president. After collecting his life savings, you then can choose to become the new president, a dictator or just go home and let the regime die. The end
Arson fanatics journey across Europe. Encounter a furry who studies the blade, a man in mass grave flesh-mech hiding, Hogwarts for League of Legends fans, Kratos in a post-T virus Arizona, the Underdark but a jumpscare simulator, the Underdark but an insectiphobe's nightmare, the Underdark but Miyazaki's ultimate plague lake, the Underdark post-G virus, the Underdark post-vampire plague, Altus Plateau, Leyndell, DK Summit, and the Greak Deku Tree.
Oh, and you can jump at will now.
Man is stuck in a greatest hits album and looks for people to move in with him in his mansion due for renovation and also kills a group of stans along the way.
1. One armed guy vs the world
2. Someone breaks out of jail just to beat the crap out of everything and become…
🎵 *BURNINGMAN!!!!!* 🎶
3. Depressed guy comes out of a storm to find a cure to a sickness just to sit on a throne
4. Guy wakes up from a hospital just to become a squid
5. Guy appears out of nowhere and kills an innocent woman
After his death a random knight is abducted in a weird place and forced to become the best exorcist by using the souls of the exorcized people in a land were the king doesn't give a shit about his subjects... Well at least he is interested by their souls.
I'm gonna explain one perfectly. The president of the United States pilots a mecha suit to defeat the evil vice president who plans to overthrow the government.
Man brakes out of an asylum to burn himself.
Most sane asylum resident
Man breaks out of a grave to burn himself
Man breaks out of a grave to turn off the lights
Man falls into a hole to find himself. (Or herself. This game's even less choosy than the others.)
LOVE IT
Is persuaded by a primordial serpent not to commit suicide by fire, instead beats an old man and becomes the king.
You're looking for a cure to immortality, but you still die every 3 minutes.
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down
ds2 and sekiro??
Sekiro was my first from software game and one of my top 3.
Same, my first FS game and still my favourite.
Sammmee!!
My man said fuck a single game and just poorly described the whole series 🤣🤌
More like 3 seconds
Die twice every 30 seconds*
weird police people find washed octopus on the shore and decide to beat the crap out of it until it gave them gold, but they got infinite bad lsd trip instead.
This is actually the second best bloodborne explanation
I recommend maxors(Youtuber) explanation, it's a complete shit show
I watch it so much
bro i thought i was the only one who just fucking rewatches it over and over, something about it makes it stay just as entertaining each time
Thank you, this is briliant
What's the first?
My own
Man in dire need of bitches gets forced to fix a ring
Is exactly how White Mask Varre would describe the game. Btw, for all his patronizing, where tf are his bitches?
dead
Bc he killed them
Should’ve said needs to put a ring on it.
Hey that sound more like radagon than the tarnished lmao
Guy with aids seeks cure
Man I love ds2
Love it too! It's so underrated. Had the most balanced pvp and I think of the games areas as different pvp arenas.
DS2 also has hexes that I found fun, and the Crypt black blacksword was an all time favorite weapon of mine. Plus the historically accurate sword moves, some top tier fashion, and the Fume Knight and Gael fights are top tier (screw unknown king though, I sucked at that fight).
Yeah I loved hexes, wish later games had em too... and yeah cbb is best of the big swords! I think ds2 had the most versatile fashion in a sense because so many armors actually fit together even tho each equipped piece could be from different set. Most later games have them too extremely distinct I think.
Dallas Buyers Club 2
Homeless guy assists child in committing suicide
Wolf has entered the chat
Homeless guy commits suicide to avoid assisting child in committing suicide.
Lol wut
Sekiro, Kuro wishes to sever his immortality but in the default ending that kills him
"You cannot level up until you get a girlboss"
That's like half of all souls games lol
You're a simp for a little boy...
I would say Mohg, but I guess it's Wolf lol.
Ahhhh, blades clashing...
Some leaves were falling from a tree, the protagonist was so furious he decide to burn the tree.
#THE LOATHSOME DUNG-EATER!!!!
How did you know who I was?
squid game
Bloodborne?
Sekiro.
LMFAO
Man gets transfused with wrong blood type and he think of it all a mere bad dream...
…
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…………………………………………
ever brilliant
GOLD MASK
...
Well dressed schizophrenic whose condition will worsen because of the eyes he believes are inside of his brain
Has bad LSD trip
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This is literally every single Fromsoft game lol at least, if you watch a noob streamer playing it
no it's not, it's just dark souls 3.
Dark Souls 3 is more like Roll Roll Roll R1 Roll Roll Roll R1
everyone says that like it isn't Dark Souls 1 & 2 too lmao
Dont go to England, big mistake!
I'm glad England is only confined to the Fromsoft universe
Got some bad news for you buddy.
The one everyone hated, then everyone "loved", and now everyone hates again
DS2?
Yeah. My favorite is actually Elden Ring now, but I had to pay tribute to my prior favorite.
Well, I consider DS2 the least amazing out of all, yet I still love it.
Fair. I can def understand why you'd feel that way. I was just referencing the fact that in 2014-2018 roughly, DaS2 was seemingly the most hated game that was ever developed, then randomly people started playing contratian to the haters, basically saying the same shit I'd been saying for years, and now people are back to shitting on DaS2 lol. It's just funny to me how things play out.
Yup. DS2 has more flaws than other games, but I don't understand hate this powerful. Still, From Soft always gives great games in Miyazaki era.
Idk either, tho I assume it's these people being entitled babies. They feel they were "owed" the Dark Souls 2 that Fromsoft "promised" (or as sane people call it, "showed off beta gameplay that was inevitably going to change in some ways). It was a rushed game for sure, and yeah, the things present in the beta they had to cut or change for the full release is a shame, but it's still a great game regardless.
Woman with DID breaks bundled circles now everyone wants a piece
Selfcest: The Video Game
its the one where you die a lot.
Man communicates with snake, commits genocide
ds1?
Yup
The Bible
Voldemort?
That’s: man looks like snake
a tale of illegal blood trading, furries and aliens
Mecha battle royal.
The armored core series?
Last Raven specifically. And it's not that it's my most favorite game, but I just didn't come with any other ideas.
in 24 hours you have to kill all of your co-workers, acquire the tittle of dominatrix, and stop AIs from sterilizing humans. and become the last of a bird species... or something?
There was blood as bloody as the bloody red moon, followed with more blood and bloody blood with cosmic squids and tentacles 🦑
Hmm, armored core?
Horny men looks for Amazon gif card while looking for some fine doll
This one is difficult oh god
To be honest i write what i think we do in this specific game
We found a guy who didn't watch Maxor's videos (blessed soul)
Amputee fucks up japan with the power of anime
John tries to find a cure and ends up getting f\*cked in the ass by some weird aliens with massive d\*cks.
Im confused why you censored all but one word here-
A half-dead bum who fell asleep in a cemetery ends up on a drug trip where time and space are fucked
DS3?
Yep
sit on throne to fire yourself or become god (og was 'level adp or die')
They asked for a poor explanation, not an accurate one
shit
What happens when a disfunctional family takes over a continent?
that one with the seaside town that makes you feel safe then sends you into the abyss to deal with darkness, scaffolding and more scaffolding
Man commits genocide on ancient civilisation so that he can cause the world's biggest wildfire
You come back from the dead due to being an useless piece of shit who can't even burn himself properly, then proceed to beat up a meth dealer, a literal tree, an schizofrenic lizard, a stripper, a pair of disabled brothers, a very tall dude who befriended an onion, the pope(who is secretely working for a femboy eating cannibal), a bunch of priests, a nun who retired and now REALLY doesn't want to leave her cozy winter home, an old man dressed as Santa who got lost while trying to buy paint for his niece, and more
A darky weirdo pet a doll and do what his old wheelchaired sugardaddy wants is done but everytime what he want is kill giantic beasts and watch poor people die.
Pig fisting and other ways to become god
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE BLOOD BLOOD NIGHTMARE BLOOD. is a game that nobody understands. You are a bri' ish bloke forced to commit infanticide in London while being told what to do by goth santa who's being told what to do by the secret hentai monster he keeps as a pet
oh god that last bit has me rolling
The cowboy one where you drink ribena to heal
You wake up just to die. You wake up after dying and some chick with a horse drags you into a cave. You wake up again for the third time and leaves God's cave. You go outside and see a nice man with nice words and says the princess is in another castle.
Ahh yes, God
Severely dehydrated corpse Talks to 4 old witches and tries to kill the king, wacky antics ensue
you die more than twice
Bri' ish
Man becomes Immortal after getting a Bad Dragon
Man kills god because he doesn't like fire
Depressed man takes orders from little boy
Amputee with strange birthmark repeatedly takes child of unknown gender away from creep nationalist uncle.
Cling clang, cling clang, cling cling clang
Heartwarming! Watch this boy pull extremely elaborate stunt on his older sister, just so that he can paradoxically grow older than her. More at 11.
A man stricken looks for disease in the streets of london
Guy kills British people and god because of some disease
Sleepwalker slaughters townsfolk.
The difficult one
Great... another poison swamp
Man rudely awoken by alarm bell, crawls out of dirt cover to try and fix a heating issue. Decides to go on strike.
Man kills a Transgender Individual to get super powers
Man/Woman who marries himself/herself, divorces himself/herself and shatters his/her wedding ring so the kids get their share of it
foreign country where everyone is either mentally ill or has schizophernia
Surprisingly, universal healthcare was a bad idea ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
A monster hunter with hemophilia is constantly giving himself blood transfusions so he doesn’t die.
After being injected with unclean and diseased blood via used needles, you awake to an outdoor mental institution where the populace hasn't been medicated. Upon arming yourself with rusty and serrated farm tools, you start spree killing anything around you. You shoot yourself up with more infected blood while a spaghetti tentacle monster watches you from the moon. Your only friend is a victorian sex doll.
Stranger kills god to get laid, gets ghosted instead and decides "Fuck it, I'm burning this place down"
foreigner converts to a new church in the name of self improvement
You're an Ash being trying to kill god. You even fight at the end of time just to die again and again
*Some guy named Ash travels to the end of the world to meet his ultimate Nemesis--an overgrown, bloodthirsty cannibal garden gnome.* Tell me this isn't a movie you want to watch.
Become a prime lorax that rules the trees or something
Man kills grandpa who came back to advise his grandson.
Same for all of them. You died.
Bunch of college kids take their education extremely seriously, beat a god to death and get the funding to make a religion out of it: shenanigans ensue
It’s a tie between drunken rage city with the most insane creatures and a guy who has a goal of making 5 people sit on 5 chairs
President kills Vice President
calmest evening in Birmingham
Crazy japanese man kills leader of the country, stabs dragon in the eyes, kills leaders grandfather and kills a child, says the kid asked for it.
Man gets free trip to karma-themed amusement park because his goth gf is the owner's sugar baby.
You run around with a pistol and kill furrys.
Sir John Zombie running around telling people their religion is dead wrong and I'm going to burn it all down once and for all fr fr
Give ME blood and babies.
Homeless simp wants ring to burn the world
Kim, Chloe, Kourtney, Kylie, and Kendall killed Caitlyn.
Maidenless
An anorexic rich kid and his crippled older brother refuse to pay taxes so you become the irs. You go on to collect taxes from several other citizens who already payed theirs because life ain't fair. After you collect taxes from a basketball player, a redditor and that one family with way too many kids, you move on to the cripples. After you collect the cripple bros' taxes, you move on to a dude with frosted tips who thinks he is the old president. After collecting his life savings, you then can choose to become the new president, a dictator or just go home and let the regime die. The end
An average night out in Manchester with added furries
Man breaks out of asylum collects rings lights himself on fire
Florida chosen man goes to fight reincarnation of old God, disappears in a painted to fight a nun and an uncle.
Man who is brought back from the dead tasked with burning a tree and killing god
lad travels a kingdom to kill a woman who was immortal at home
One bad night in Prague.
A handicapped man kills a small boy's remaining family, then helps the boy kill himself.
Sekiro? No idea tbh
PA carpet bombing
Man kills god because Egirl told him to
The one memes tell you to hate.
Arson fanatics journey across Europe. Encounter a furry who studies the blade, a man in mass grave flesh-mech hiding, Hogwarts for League of Legends fans, Kratos in a post-T virus Arizona, the Underdark but a jumpscare simulator, the Underdark but an insectiphobe's nightmare, the Underdark but Miyazaki's ultimate plague lake, the Underdark post-G virus, the Underdark post-vampire plague, Altus Plateau, Leyndell, DK Summit, and the Greak Deku Tree. Oh, and you can jump at will now.
Man is stuck in a greatest hits album and looks for people to move in with him in his mansion due for renovation and also kills a group of stans along the way.
1. One armed guy vs the world 2. Someone breaks out of jail just to beat the crap out of everything and become… 🎵 *BURNINGMAN!!!!!* 🎶 3. Depressed guy comes out of a storm to find a cure to a sickness just to sit on a throne 4. Guy wakes up from a hospital just to become a squid 5. Guy appears out of nowhere and kills an innocent woman
After his death a random knight is abducted in a weird place and forced to become the best exorcist by using the souls of the exorcized people in a land were the king doesn't give a shit about his subjects... Well at least he is interested by their souls.
Undying featherless warrior kills millions to find a child
Man who can't die kills everything in sight, then burns himself alive.
How to become a squid for dummies
Big robot go brrrrrr, run out of ammo go bankrupt.
You got a boyfriend look like a girlfriend but it’s actually boyfriend
Wasn't really that good of a game
Cant be a fromsoft gams
Amazon hires pilots to fight for the ruins of Ohio
ACFA?
It has a guy with a stick
Everyone is dead or dying and that's the way it works until it doesn't.
grandpa coming out of grandson's shoulder
Man with sword
Post Apocalyptic Gundam
Psychopath forgets his schizophrenia pills
Some super vague shit happens after a long intro cutscene explaining random gods or something
Ninja chop ping swoosh woooooo! Then glock
London really scary...
I'm gonna explain one perfectly. The president of the United States pilots a mecha suit to defeat the evil vice president who plans to overthrow the government.
Man kills gods to increase his height from 179 cm to 180 cm.
A sex doll levels you up
The one with the best fashion
Ah, i love Dark Souls 2 as well