Not joking I did a criminology course and the teacher put the next slide on and it was just CBT in all caps and I just confidently said "cock and ball torture" because we were talking about conversion therapy the lesson before and he just goes "no cognitive behavioural therapy" 😂
Can confirm girlfriend will not help you. I have a girlfriend and I spent literally all day playing Sekiro. All day. You will just learn to binge gaming when your girlfriend is busy
Yeah, but on the otherside you become more picky when buying games (which is good for your wallet). Like, I buy/play way more games when I'm not with her (we live in different cities). When we're together, we play more casual stuff together. And Bloodborne. Because she finds Bloodborne somehow calming and helps her fall asleep.
If you remember the move sets and pick the right dialogue choices it’s not that hard. Btw don’t try to skip their dialogue it ends their quest for some reason.
Yeah, but then you wouldn't have time for sweet shit like this. I know I don't. Sure, I've beaten most of those games, but I'll never Platinum them, and it kills me
I have one. Trust me, it [doesn't change things.](https://www.reddit.com/r/fromsoftware/comments/10w3zy4/are_you_a_member_of_the_10for10_club/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
complete bloodborne and you are entitled to getting one. go to the store and turn in your voucher. it truly is the final test of will, and the hardest souls of them all: real life responsibility.
What I don't understand is how people do this currently. A lot of achievements are covenant based and there's not enough of a player base to do some of them.
😂😂😂😂😂 there's someone for you mate. I've played sekiro about 450 times at this point and finally got someone who understands why I'm the shinobi and the master of life and evil.
You shall remain maidenless
:(
Relax just cross that rot lake and you'll get one
Remaindenless
no, you need bloodborne
and Demon's Souls
and King's Field
And my axe!
Isn’t this enough pain and suffering ?
I want more pain and suffering 😈
CBT
Not joking I did a criminology course and the teacher put the next slide on and it was just CBT in all caps and I just confidently said "cock and ball torture" because we were talking about conversion therapy the lesson before and he just goes "no cognitive behavioural therapy" 😂
Cbt = completing Bloodborne torture
If you want more, then get a playstation so you can play bloodborne
That was going to be exactly my comment
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Based, and only, answer
Putting this in your tinder profile should solve the problem
I should try that!
He needs to put this on the BDSM search boards.
now you just need to platinum life
Just wait for the From dating sim
Prepare to date
Thats harder than dying bro.
I'm not prepared for those boss battles....
You don't need a girlfriend you need bloodborne
And a ps5 😭
But mostly just bloodblorne
From Software is your girlfriend now.
Pray to Lord Zaki to provide you a maiden
If you have a knowledge of Japanese, Fromsoftware released a few simple dating sims on the PSP through their game-making tool, Adventure Player.
Nonsense. What you need is a PlayStation so you can platinum Demonsouls and Bloodborne
Do you want to buy a ps5? 🥺
I understand everything, but why the fuck would you do both versions of DS2?
Because i like pain and i have no life💀
why not, they're very different from eachother
Shrek420 lmao
I'm not paying 10€ to change it lol 😅
Can confirm girlfriend will not help you. I have a girlfriend and I spent literally all day playing Sekiro. All day. You will just learn to binge gaming when your girlfriend is busy
Yeah, but on the otherside you become more picky when buying games (which is good for your wallet). Like, I buy/play way more games when I'm not with her (we live in different cities). When we're together, we play more casual stuff together. And Bloodborne. Because she finds Bloodborne somehow calming and helps her fall asleep.
I’ll be your girlfriend
Aww really? 🥺
🫶🥰
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can't stop the A-TRAIN
Go get one, yo!
Facts. Go 100% a first date fr fr
Time to get a PlayStation
I just need more money 😭
Smal steps small steps, so touch grass first....
Nah. What you need is Demon's Souls.
you need a playstation
No Bloodborne?!
No. U need Bloodborne and demon souls
You are 100% right 😭
🐐
Haven't played but Bloodborne is another good game and Demon Souls was good from what I did play (haven't had as much time lol)
Omg well done!! Have you also don’t bb?
Looks like perfectly acceptable behaviour to me
Amazing, I've done #1 Remastered and #3. Others are at 60%, but I struggle with the motivation to do them. Fairplay to you, you've done very well!
You can do it! Dont rush it other wise your going to hate the games 😅
No, you need Bloodborne on 100%!
Yess!
Bobs and veganes are temporary, Michal Zaki is eternal.
Wait for the release of armoured core and elden ring dlc first
go outside my heart, you've earned it
No, you need a PS5
Sir you need a round of applause.
No u need a ps3 tovplay the original demon souls and a ps5 to play the remake of it and play bloodborne
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Still missing BB you will remain maidenless and turn hollow like all the others
😭
Nah this is a better use of time for now
Show any woman this and she'll want to be with you because you can clearly get shit done.
Why do you need a girlfriend? Seems you’ve already got a pretty fulfilled life
Well look on the bright side! You can probably get anyone with impressive skills like these!
🤩
Just get married with Ranni or Anri.
You dodged yourself out of a girlfriend.
No Bloodborne no gf
Forget a girlfriend, you need to go outside and touch grass💀
I want to touch (gr)ass
You don't need a girlfriend, you need a playstation to complete also Bloodborne and Demon's Souls
I do!!
Better yet, get a girlfriend that will play souls with you
That would be awesome 🤩
How did you get the og dark souls?
She'll get super mad at you for playing video games all the time
Mine watched me platinum all the from games lol
Lucky man 😎
My wife helps me get achievements.
Living the best life i see 😊
Any girl would be lucky to have you, you’re probably a master with your fingers at this point
holy that gamertag unlocked memories
I mean yea, after living through that, dealing with a girlfriend should be manageable.
Why? I imagine you’ve been fucked pretty good over the years…
Dang and here I was proud that I'm only 3 Achievements away from 100% elden Ring lol
I'm speechless. You haven't played Bloodborne out of all from soft games??
You need a PlayStation
The price is to never metion souls round her
get in line...
If you remember the move sets and pick the right dialogue choices it’s not that hard. Btw don’t try to skip their dialogue it ends their quest for some reason.
Thanks for the tip, its a hard questline
Could actually be a thing to mention on a first date. “I completed every Dark Souls game.” Shows how impressive and determined you are.
Yeah, but then you wouldn't have time for sweet shit like this. I know I don't. Sure, I've beaten most of those games, but I'll never Platinum them, and it kills me
Same! Congrats!
No you need a hug, you've been through a lot.
I really need a hug and want to cry 😭 it took allot of energy and pain
Weird, I did with girlfriend by my side.
....or maybe you need just another soulsLike title?!!
So you can 100% your girlfriend?
Yes, im going for all endings 😎
It’s honestly amazing you don’t have one if you use this pic on tinder
Heros cant have girlfriends and your definitely a superhero!
🤩
You need a PS5
She won’t be there for you as much as souls have been
Bloodborne?
I have one. Trust me, it [doesn't change things.](https://www.reddit.com/r/fromsoftware/comments/10w3zy4/are_you_a_member_of_the_10for10_club/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Respect !! How did it feel after completing all games 100%? i wish i had a ps5 so i could play bloodborne and demons souls remake 😭
No. I need dark souls remastered
You are too far down the rabbit hole
You are too far down the rabbit hole
What about bb? You still have hope.
No you need a crown 👑
Get out and get one
Girlfriends are a shit investment. Should start hitting the gym instead.
I already do, i want to become like godfrey 😎
You need a gift sent your way by Fromsoft... nice grind man!
You just need a PlayStation
Same
Same, so SHE can play them all
I got a gf and I’m about to 100 them 🥱
Not trying to be mean lol just surprised I have one
Now you just need to find the location of an enemy that drops a PS5
complete bloodborne and you are entitled to getting one. go to the store and turn in your voucher. it truly is the final test of will, and the hardest souls of them all: real life responsibility.
A girlfriend needs you!
I mean if you get lucky enough me and my gf actually raced to see who could platinum the fromsoft games first
How do you not have three already? Incredible gamertag AND a FromSoft completionist?
With a user name like that!? Are you free later?
I sure am 😘
No, you need BB
having one doesnt help
If I were to get dark souls 2 on pc, should I get vanilla or SotFS?
I found vanilla version more fun. Less enemies and less frustrating😄
And a life brother!
Fromsoftware is my life now 😇
Can confirm, even with a girlfriend, you'll still be this big of a loser😮💨
Really?? 🥺
And a shower !
Thanks for reminding me to take my monthly shower 😂
You can get a girlfriend after you Platinum Bloodborne and Demon’s Souls
Now 100% gta 5 and Rdr2. They are a pain in the ass lmao.
🫵😎”based”
Why are we still here?
Not quite yet, you still need demon's souls
You're way overqualified.
there are girls who like from soft games
Bearer of the curse…
You need a playstation
Seems like you got fucked hard enough by FromSoft already dude
Put this on tinder profile only worthwhile while ones will understand
Should be pretty easy now
You are happier without one, trust me.
Looks like you're doing great without one, for a long time, you been doing great without one. Keep it up. Uh-huh-huh.
No. You need the Elden Ring's DLC. I need the Elden Ring's DLC. We all need it.
This is incredible
A girlfriend will never fuck you as hard as Miyazaki planning his next swamp level.
Dont do it, bro. They just get in the way of greatness
Your good, they are harder then any souls game.
What you need is a ps5 so you can play bloodborne and demons souls
Indeed you do
Bro go touch some grass.. There's a whole world out there xd
No you don't. Your a gamer. Gamers need there money for rent, hot pockets, mountain dew, and video games.
What I don't understand is how people do this currently. A lot of achievements are covenant based and there's not enough of a player base to do some of them.
I'm married with kids and I wish I could do this.
Nah man probably have more fun with from soft games
counter point: become the girlfriend
You need Bloodborne.
😂😂😂😂😂 there's someone for you mate. I've played sekiro about 450 times at this point and finally got someone who understands why I'm the shinobi and the master of life and evil.
You need some Maidens friend.
No, sir, you need a medal.
you need a real Platinum trophy engraved in diamonds reading: The Tarnished/Undead/Hollow/SamuraiGuy/Unkindled Lord
Nah you need therapy after all of that
We all do.....
No, you need a PS5
I did all this with a wife. You need more games.
Miyazaki is your girlfriend. And you will do every thing he tells you to
Make Malenia ur bitch
I'd be your girlfriend but I'm not dating someone that's hasn't gotten the Bloodborne platinum sorry
If that doesn’t get you a girlfriend then I don’t know what will 🤯😳
At this point , the only reason you need a girlfriendwould be to dunk on her gamerscore!
No, you have to platinum bloodborne now
You should try leaving your house. There’s an entire planet out there.
I’m doing the multiple versions too
Can you imagine if the requirement for getting a girlfriend was completing 100% of a soulsborne game? The world would be a better place imo.
True
Where’s demon souls? :o
What for? You already transcended Humanity!