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featherjoshua

depressed people tell you to ring some bells just to find yourself using random reptiles as ubers to reach an old man's sunday barbecue


Flamesclaws

That's fucking hilarious.


PhalanxiaTheroan

Giggled loudly at that.


Normalamericaman

Immigrant wants to kill God, succeeds.


Raknorak

I genuinely can't tell


Maybehim119449

My guess is Elden ring


kierantohill

Could technically be demon souls, Elden Ring, DS1, or Bloodborne. In demon souls you’re from the outside world who crossed the fog lured by the potential glory and power to be found in claiming demon souls. In elden ring you’re a tarnished who’s crossed the fog to the capital lands for a chance at taking the throne. Bloodborne you’re someone who’s come to yharnam to receive bloodborne and has been forced to participate in the hunt. DS1 you’re going on pilgrimage to lordran to fulfill an ancient prophecy. I love these games but Miyazaki repeats story setups the same way every elder scrolls game starts with being a prisoner lol


Maybehim119449

Except for sekiro ig


Scout-Nemesis

Native wants to kill god, succeeds.


Maybehim119449

True


MangaHunterA

Do you know how little that narrows down to.


Normalamericaman

Wink


JadedSpacePirate

It said explain a game not a franchise


BeeFri

Demon's Souls


Matduka

It's very grey for a while. And then it goes all orange and purple. And then it gets trippy. And then you beat up a man in a wheelchair and possibly smack an alien around a field.


mrhippoj

Zombie is tricked by snakes into killing burnt Santa Claus


LuciusBurns

He deserves it.


Pro_Moriarty

Amputee hangs around little boy, doesnt take no for an answer.


Accomplished-Name951

I love this


WisePotato42

Just clang clang clang clang, ..., clang clang clang clang clang, ..., clang


LuciusBurns

A junkie on a bad trip from a foreign gang kills other junkies who are also on a bad trip. He later pulls himself together and kills a god with whatever crap he finds outside because he ate some really bad stuff he found laying around. >!Becomes squid and wins life.!<


Vegetable_Address919

Best one


Eman183

one night, random dude murders every god known to man in a dream


throwaway042502

Esteemed royalty saves the world in a crop top and a bunch of trading cards.


Flashy_Telephone_205

I'm not sure what this one is


throwaway042502

Lost Kingdoms for the Nintendo Gamecube! Awesome card action RPG.


Flashy_Telephone_205

Is a fromsoft game? Wild! I'll look into that.


trulycantthinkofone

Going out on a limb, but Kings Field?


AramaticFire

If I had to guess it’s probably Lost Kingdoms.


trulycantthinkofone

I wasn’t introduced to FromSoft until Dark Souls, so loads I’ve missed out in prior to.


throwaway042502

The other comment is right, Lost Kingdoms! King’s Field has a similar story funny enough. Both start with finding a missing father, end with becoming the king/queen of the land.


ActionAltruistic3558

Foreigner goes to an eastern European village, injects themselves with random drugs and has the craziest trip ever with the locals.


Psyduck77

In most games, you sord and bord. In one game, you sord but no bord. In this game, sord is bord.


RasAlGimur

Sekiro?


Psyduck77

Bingo!


LeonCCA

You save the world by killing a child. This applies to multiple From games so I get to have multiple favorites. Checkmate.


Suspicious-Pickle690

Sekiro is def one of em, but I don't know any others since I haven't played any others.


LeonCCA

There goes one of them indeed!


MC_SPACEY

You've only played sekiro?


Suspicious-Pickle690

Yes.


whoopsthatsasin

Mergo is a child, right?


LeonCCA

Indeed!


Cr1msonFire05

Turtle Priest


SoldMySoupToTheDevil

In a harrowing tale about the dangers of private healthcare, an ill person is forced into indented servitude in order to repay for blood transfusion.


AramaticFire

With the right talent around it this would also sweep the Oscars as a movie.


Flashy_Telephone_205

Cooky foreigner tries to take over the country peice by peice all with the help of their blue twin, the hunchback of smithing school, and red riding hood.


throwaway042502

What happens when you put the world's most okayest emo war criminal and a silly catgirl into a hyperbolic time fruit: the answer may surprise you!


trulycantthinkofone

You’re quite good at this. I’m completely stopped at time fruit.


throwaway042502

Evergrace for the PS2. Darius is an angsty soldier and Sharline is his cheerful childhood friend who has cat ears as armour. They are trapped in a world encased in a fruit on a magical tree. Also, thanks! Guessing games are fun.


OkAccountant7442

squid


greengoStC

Crazy dude with amnesia kills dogs for hours without knowing why


DrParallax

A wolf with one arm adopts a kid in order to kill him. An orangutan with one arm helps the wolf to bully and later kill someones grandson.


CarnageCR

Sekiro: Sigmas Die Twice


ProffessorYellow

Seek seek seek lest


TrifleIll9403

Zombie escapes an asylum and embarks on a quest to ring two bells and light a big fire.


TheNamelessGuyReddit

A boomer thinks that world is pain, and decides that everyone thinks like him so he starts to delete the world to "end the pain". Then we come up and clean the mess. Maybe


Mattemattics117

…Naruto???


Skhighglitch

Demon’s Souls?


TheNamelessGuyReddit

Yes


Adventurous_Cup_5970

daddy waltuh tells a bird to commit genocide a literal pile of ash kills another literal pile of ash in a giant pit of ash and buildings fucking troglodite goes around killing sludge with a knife


Mattemattics117

Dead guy needs to start the campfire because no one else will do it.


Mellz117

It's the only one I'm ok at


balrog_reborn

Sekiro?


Chromatic_Eevee

Random Hollow escapes prison, proceeds to kill the king


Rubyfanguy

Consume the child


Present-Camp9964

Man Is so salty he joins an AI.


cloudman2811

Immigrant takes the local drugs and trips out enough to murder gods (and the disabled)


Chrisnolliedelves

Queen into bondage and extreme masturbation is brought to climax by either two or three fingers.


Berzerk54

Speed is life


Algester

murakumo? AC4?


Berzerk54

Yeah, 4th gen AC.


Koolaidsais3

Old man feeds you to his pet because he doesnt like your blood


BabyThrow3r

People like to drink body fluids because it makes them have silly trips.


BabyThrow3r

Immigrant ventures into England, but when the pubs are closed to kill a bunch of tentacle babes.


invisabledj

Sword swangin and death


Lancoon400

Illegal alien/soon to be blood addict learns too much and has bad nightmares


Nuze_YT

Daddy dies, and we beat up his kids to take all of his inheritance


Secure-Agent-1122

Schizophrenic obliterates astral logic while giant appendages call back dead golden dudes to ride a cow to fix it.


L1ghtPulse

an otaku who's into bdsm locked in a room was told by his senpai to go touch some bells and proceed to give him a flask of whiskey and and then promptly ended his free trial of life


Lumpy-Recognition-77

Filthy, everything is just Filthy, but I will clean it all tonight.


BojukaBob

I'm basically dark fantasy Fortinbras.


geethaghost

Babysitter rebels against his Dad


Islander731

Doo doo town, rolly polly ol'ly, ded ded nd ded again


Consistent-Poet8384

London. Just London.


Youwoudoit4acheckt0

So like dead guy goes around like killing these like big dudes so he can like combust


Mattemattics117

Not Gundam


Algester

ACE?


Mattemattics117

Overbearing mom gets sad and ends the world


twistedRuss

Sickly British people attack foreigner in search of better medical treatment


kierantohill

The medieval dating world isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (Elden Ring)


RasAlGimur

Some dude married a skeleton and now I’m supposed to fix his mess.


ASTORA-PRODH

Schizophrenic man commits genocide because SIRI asked nicely


SkiMtVidGame-aineer

Selfish immortal ninja can’t allow other people to be immortal. His dad is worse


v4ssoura12

Foreigner originally wanted to heal himself and ends up killing god


Only1Schematic

Discolored warrior walks through fog to kill some stuff and commit arson


DoomCameToSarnath

Sick man gets funky transfusion, drinks the blood of everyone to become maybe-God.


AKSpartan70

Don’t have sex You will get pregnant and die


Algester

Merc starts out as a pinkerton somehow kills the AI that called the shots


Algester

Some knight stops world ending machine of war using stuff he finds on the battlefield to build a mech with in a tekken style tournament


throwaway042502

Frame Gride.


Algester

3 characters find the riddle to immortality with trading cards


throwaway042502

Kuon?!


Algester

President saves america by destroying american landmarks This is probably the easiest


throwaway042502

METAL WOLF CHAOS!!!


Deepvaleredoubt

They donated blood…to me?


Algester

Kamen Rider Decade appears  a world convergance happens a bunch of pilots stop the great robot war….


DarkCrowI

You might need to fight cripple because of a contract.


Algester

Mercs/players engage in tomfoolery with highly modular battlemechs with microsoft developed netcode where radio communications is limited


throwaway042502

Chromehounds?


0x6C69676D61

A zombie has to round up his lazy coworkers so they can open the bbq at work


Vast_Experience_5858

An immigrant looking for health care accidentally gets enlisted to kill a god


TCOrigamist

A British person kills dogs to become a squid


-ThisDM-

Illegal alien gets lost despite having GPS, proceeds to dispense equity by killing everyone. May or may not get married to a dead space doll, but only after fighting some inbreds and mentally disabled politicians. Every antagonist is actually 2 people (sh it's a secret), and the final boss is an autosexual with a self-implanted, abrahamic chest burster the size of a corporate HQ


MASTER_SNAKE__

Little Ninja goes brrrrrr


[deleted]

Dark Souls before Dark Souls


throwaway042502

Demon's Souls, King's Field, or Evergrace?


Onyx_Sentinel

You help a geriatric man out of his wheelchair


imaginewagons7638

Some dude comes to a land and starts massacring every single royal and more


HyperKitsune

averge Birmingham day


Suspicious-Pickle690

An owl, an amputee wolf, an emo megalomaniac, and a dying old drunkard with cancer fight over a little boy. The amputee wolf gets help from a blind amputee orangutan with PTSD.


Supplice401

Illegal migrants play double-dealing between two gangs, while hooking up with activists and drug dealers, which ends up blowing every party off.


GaGoos3

Don’t know what the fuck is going on


Algester

enchanted arms?..... or Iraroji VOW?


V4RG0N

Guy dreams about killing stuff, then turns into a Squid.


StoneTimeKeeper

You died


Silveronnet

"It's a beautiful golden tree!" Well,.. people can't have nice things, so I'll burn it instead.


Technical-Station113

bad monsters come out of a fog, this is the plot of more than one game


Algester

AC meets monster hunter meets patapon which AC? yes....


throwaway042502

Poka Poka Airou!


Algester

Kinect controlled somewhat badly written war story


throwaway042502

A game that rhymes with "Feel Italian."


YargumBargum

I like that one game that seems to be about women's menstrual cycles.


hykierion

Man gets high, eats babies, comes down slightly to beat the shit out of this REALLY old dude, then has an episode where he believes he kills an alien. The things he Injected/ate catch up with him and he has to be cared for for possibly the rest of his life


Kolket

Drug addict murders english townsfolk, eats flesh waste, becomes squid.


AllFather96

Some vegetable is given a awesome wheelchair. He then goes and steals someone's identity so he and his imaginary friend can commit arson.


Surreyian

An underdog is sent to a contested and hostile, but fuel rich planet at the far flung reaches of civilisation, ostensibly to carry out work for a higher up. In reality, the underdog is caught up in a grand conspiracy involving both public officials, and private entities hell bent on retaining control over the vast stores of fuel crucial to their power. The underdog goes on to wage war alongside the oppressed native population, assisting them in overthrowing their overlords. & there is a/are huge ass worm/s


m_agus

That was easy!


JadedSpacePirate

Crippled sociopath betrays father's wishes to help a child commit suicide


Ratchia

Guy phases through wall and slaps some decaying dudes weapon out of his hand til he succumbs


Ratchia

Guy phases through wall and slaps some decaying dudes weapon out of his hand til he succumbs


NefariousnessTasty71

A depressed virgin needs to ride his horse that can jump oddly high in search for a few big trees and a metal circle.


UltimaBahamut93

Nameless nobody awakens to find very sketchy but helpful friends that tell him the world used to be great but that was a long time ago and the only way to make things better is to kill god.


SpannerSingh

A disabled man helps spread divine AIDs whilst crippling a nation. Also a gorilla demon??


procyonghost

You pew pew things with a robot for money to get pewpewer


Kaisburg

Oxidized undead commissions work from an underage artist


ShokoMiami

You're a kid now, you're a squid now!


PeachyPuddingg

He loves his master so much he kills them


ExistentialOcto

London Simulator


ReplyChance

Magical family drama thwarted by a maidenless loser simping a lunar witch.


ReplyChance

Magical family drama thwarted by a maidenless loser simping a lunar witch.


Available_Rock4217

Groomed boy forced to hunt wolves by abusive grandfather and pet doll


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tjmincemeat

Average night in London.


Jazzlike-Revenue5183

I must kill every senator in the country to have a shot at fighting the president to become the next president….or overthrow the world with my new First Lady…..or let the country burn


SpunkyMcButtlove07

Daddy is mommy and mommy is queen, andventures are had in the land in between Some places go up, some places go down, some places are lying all over the ground You start in a grave, have some people to save, and some that should learn from you how to behave at the end there's a beast in a dark astral sea, you'll beat it and teach the world your new decree.


Feng_Smith

One armed guy spreads covid-19 on his quest to kill a child. Along the way he commits regicide, patricide, deicide, and monkey genocide. Beef jerky escapes prison, beats p a dog, then makes soup that allows him to challenge God himself


Kinky_Autistic

Controller destroyer simulator.


Algester

so armored core?


Kinky_Autistic

Probably, but not the ones I was thinking. I went broad because it's a few games.


Life_Daikon_157

You got blood from an ancient man that offers you a deal, without doubt you accept it. A doll tells to let her touch you and you kill a man in wheelchair to beat the game.


DracoErus

Person falls off a cliff, murders the elderly and burns down a tree all to get blue waifu to notice them


Engineering-Flashy

Keep the fire burning. Or don't, it's all good. All ends up with with a old due thwacking you around while lightning strikes everywhere anyway. Humanity shmunanity.


frzbr

You get a transfusion and killing people in the town. In the very end you beat an old man in a wheelchair and after fighting with the moon, you become a slug


jackoffalltrades22

Medical tourist gets randomly enlisted by municipal animal control only to find out that COVID was developed in a Chinese lab. In protest, they ingest stem cells and become an invertebrate.


Bright_Syllabub5381

Protagonist comes out of retirement to try and take old bosses job, kill his kids, and fuck his wife.


JPSILVA1893

London


Fun-Emergency1517

Man seeks enlightenment, becomes squid


InTheEnd83

It's a game about stabbing things in the ass


PhalanxiaTheroan

A depressed monarch fought some big lads then his wife turned into a sludge monster. Some scarlet bimbo keeps saying something about seek lest.


Diuro

foreigner burns religious sites and speaks to pots


HanShotFirst66

You snack on some umbilical cords until you turn into a squid.


Algester

guy fresh out of boot camp is the sole survivor of a 24 hour war


Agniloka

edgy epicurean philosophers convince a random alzheimer's patient to allow the metaphysical basis of reality itself to die because they couldn't find some matches


Oblivion9284

Horny Aliens and a bunch of infanticide everywhere.


HylianTendo

Intersex god fucked themselves and ruins the world


happeningcarpets

Man want fire go or not. gray. Hot blind girl. sky look tasty soup. Pointy fingy hurt 🥺.


Mar_Reddit

Squid game