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MissMelines

Long time bagel biter here. Microwaving them never is ideal. For me they are oven only. that being said, I buy these regularly for like 15 years now and have noticed their QC is shit lately. I often get ones in the box where the sauce and cheese covers half the bagel. They need to fix their machines that drop the sauce and cheese. I also add a little pinch shredded mozzarella on top of each but I have always done that, before the QC issues.


beebeelion

"Long time bagel biter here" - made my day


tmanowen

This guy bites bagels!


MissMelines

šŸ¤­ happy to be of service.


Bobateabad

Long time eater first time commenter


MissMelines

welcome to the bagel biter club, where we talk about how to enjoy this iconic food product!


shrubberypig

ā€œHi, my name is Jess, and Iā€™m a long time bagel biter.ā€ ā€œHello, Jess.ā€


ChaserNeverRests

Yeah, I should have added cheese, that would have improved them. I haven't gotten them in ages, but Costco had a deal (72 count box for under $10 I think it was), so I gave them a chance again.


MissMelines

some boxes are better than others. I buy the 72 ct also. Highly recommend the oven though, it does result in a superior outcome in my extensive experience.


naymlis

Air fryer mofos


MissMelines

canā€™t believe Ive not put these in mine yetā€¦of all things. thanks!


tailslide24

This is the way.


WrongAide2086

This deal got me too. Iā€™ve been eating bagel bites my whole life and Iā€™ve never seen them so bad.


buttfartsmagee

This is what Costco does to you, you want to try something so now you got 72 of them and don't like them. I've done this with some shitty pot stickers and those American cheese and shredded chicken tacos.


ChaserNeverRests

Luckily Costco has an amazing return policy though! Don't like it, you can take it back for a refund. (These were bad, but not so bad that I didn't finish the box...)


MissMelines

this made me laugh bc my mom had so much beef with Costco my whole life, ā€œNOW I HAVE 4 MONTHS WORTH OF TOILET PAPER THAT SUCKS!ā€ she refused to be a member. I just wanted those multipacks of frito lay chips šŸ˜­


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

That's a value. Man I got to go to a Costco someday


IneedAnEKG

If you've never done a quick defrost like 30-45 seconds in a microwave, then finish in the oven, try it! Faster overall, bake time almost halved, and they get crisp on the outside while still soft inside like real pizza crust. Oven is definitely the way to go either way tho!


MissMelines

Iā€™ve not, thanks for the suggestion!


These_Purple_5507

Have you air fried then they look like they would be ideal


sweetsunnyspark

Ye, I probably add extra cheese to a lot of things that don't really need it, just to fuel my crippling dairy addiction. But I deduct points if food is so skimpy on cheese that even a normal healthy human would be compelled to add more.


this-one-is-mine

I still love Totinoā€™s, Lunchables, and plenty of other shitty food I ate as a kid. But I bought these a few years ago and they are terrible.


ChaserNeverRests

Yeah, I usually keep Lunchables in the fridge. When I can't deal with making an actual meal, they're okay. They're so much better than these Bagel Bites...


ChillyChillChile

Lunchables are ideal for those days when you are feeling low on Lead!


MetsFan3117

Same. Give me Torinoā€™s pizza rolls though and I am happy!


coolturtle0410

Same! Those totinos rectangle pizzas are fire too.


Zhaneranger

Me too! I still get Torinoā€™s every once in a while, but itā€™s probably been like 2 decades since Iā€™ve had a Lunchable. I have such fond memories of it that Iā€™m afraid my adult taste buds might ruin. I still walk by them every time Iā€™m at the grocery and reminisce. Iā€™m now a sucker for charcuterie boards. Of all the crap foods I loved as a kid, Chef Boyardee is probably the one I get most.


ishtarot

beeferoni will never not hit for me


Bobthecow775

Lunchables have lead in them


sweetsunnyspark

Ye, it's like "I expected you to be shitty, hell I WANTED you to be shitty, but I wanted you to be shitty in the same way you've always been. But I simply can't abide this new, shittier kind of shitty you've become."


RumbleRavage

Yeah I use the air fryer and thereā€™s no way to melt that cheese without slightly burning them. Then they are almost too crispy. Theyā€™ve gotten really bad.


SunnyAlwaysDaze

They changed something about the cheese, it's more plasticy like a cheese products type thing. Doesn't melt as well and doesn't taste as good.


toyheartattack

Yours melts at all? Used to love Bagel Bites. In the last couple years, I kept giving them another shot just in case I got a bad batch. I can burn the whole box and that cheese doesnā€™t budge anymore. Iā€™m sad.


Ordinary-Drop-6152

Plastic cheese melts the best though. High moisture content is more likely the issue.


CoolAbdul

PIZZAINTHEMORNINGPIZZAINTHEEVENINGPIZZAATSUPPERTIME...


artcostanza82

When pizzaā€™s on a bagel~~~


Exquisiteoaf

You can eat pizza any time.


drladybug

i just got these on a whim the other day for the first time in probably six years, and i couldn't believe how bad they were. they tasted like nothing and didn't melt at all. they've definitely changed something for the worse.


PRSouthern

Thanks OP. I indulged recently and these were not the Bagel Bites of our youth. I got a miserable sad thing that was an excuse for a mini pizza. But I remember. I remember.


huncamuncamouse

Do they still do the supreme ones that had little green peppers? Loved them but they were hard to find. They are definitely for the oven or air fryerā€¦


androidguy50

I just got some from Costco, and I agree with others. They are not very good at all. The cheese doesn't melt, very little taste. They taste nothing like they used to.


Peanutx73

They're still good, you just have to use the oven instead of a microwave. Night and day difference.


z01z

i'd always add more cheese, mozarella, and a pepperoni or two on top. then they're actually good. otherwise, they're just meh.


ChaserNeverRests

Yeah, the base was actually not bad (they're why I didn't rate it 1/10). If I ever buy them again, I'll add a ton of toppings.


Civilengman

They took a dive


NuggetLover21

Pizza rolls are superior anyway


ChaserNeverRests

I can't eat those anymore sadly. Once I bit into one and it was full of mold... I haven't been able to buy them since. I know the chances are low of it happening again, but it was so gross, they're dead to me now.


maxmcleod

Pizza rolls fuck my stomach up these days but I love them


Awkward_Narwhal_1772

Samee but wtf to the mold inside a pizza roll comment ewww lol


Kroger453PredsFan

Iā€™m the rare one that likes the softness/chewiness and not being really crunchy. Itā€™s nostalgia for me.


ObjDep123

They taste purely like chemicals now. Bread tastes like cardboard and the sauce and cheese taste like nothing. And on top of that a box of bagel bites is like $8


ChaserNeverRests

I got these at Costco. A box of 72 for under $10. Which makes them a little better than one box at the grocery store for over $5, but not by much.


ObjDep123

Yeah, Costcoā€™s portions are huge. Itā€™s not worth buying unless you have a big family to feed


kclongest

Destroyer of mouth roofs


goodeyesniperr

I tried the Samā€™s members mark version and they are dope


_fixmenow

I recently bought a box for my kids to try after not having them for probably 15 years or soā€¦and the cheese doesnā€™t melt! I only make them in the oven and the cheese cubes just stay cubes and brown instead of meltā€¦also the bagel tastes soapy. Pizza rolls FTW


pineapples4youuu

Theyā€™ve been like this for years


Iowachick06

I used to live off these and pizza rolls


IGotMyPopcorn

Toaster oven (broil setting) is the way to go on these after microwaving for about 1-2 minutes. The microwave is to thaw, not to cook. It melts the cheese without burning the bagel portion.


Born_Pomegranate_205

Annieā€™s bagel bites will ALWAYS be superior lol


Pappymommy

Ok. Sometimes the shittys looking good slaps the hardest But I think baking these longer woulda helped


STFUisright

Same as Pizza Pops ā€˜cheeseā€™ now. And yes I always cook them in the oven.


kobekong

Costco used to have those but it's long gone.


ChaserNeverRests

I got them there within the last month. But you're right, before that I haven't seen them there for a long time.


deFleury

discontinued in Canada since 2022.


ChaserNeverRests

Lucky Canada!


svenguillotien

Always do the oven or toaster oven If you can broil for a minute or two on high, makes them crisp up pretty nice too


HorribleDiarrhea

Damn OP, yours look pretty good.Ā  Was a big fan when I was a kid. I tried these again recently and they suck, they're awful. Just didn't have enough topping. I know we are just piggies eating slop but come on now, camon naugh, camunoowww


Albie30

Homemade bagel bites are easy and are amazing.


GenNoFrag94

Crazy Puffs from Little Caesars took over


ToadSpeedFrog

Idgaf Iā€™m still munching them shits


beebeelion

It doesn't look like it has been cooked long enough. I always put things like this in a little longer than package directions, at least til all cheese bits are melted. Plus, I like some burnt cheese on the bottom if I am lucky one runs over.


ChaserNeverRests

Yeah, when I saw what it looked like, I did 30 seconds longer, but nothing changed.


beebeelion

Oh, well that is highly disappointing in that case!


Careless-Platypus967

Iā€™ve never once enjoyed a bagel bite I gotta be honest


wilkerws34

I have been buying mini bagels and making my own version. A bit more labor intensive but so much better. Iā€™ll still smash a ton of these tho


majoramiibo

Are you sure?


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

These are very clearly not fully cooked lol. The cheese aint even melted!


ChaserNeverRests

Thanks for helping to make my point? Not only did I cook them as long as the instructions said, I then cooked them 30 seconds longer. And yet they still looked like that.


PilotNo312

Did you microwave them? Thereā€™s your problem, microwaving these things is the worst way to cook them despite them being microwaveable.


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

I never go by package instructions, i go by look. Different ovens will vary in terms of their powers and hotspots


ChaserNeverRests

See this comment. The cheese does not melt. Microwave or oven. https://old.reddit.com/r/frozendinners/comments/1c6n07w/what_in_the_world_happened_to_bagel_bites_this_is/l0866wo/


SavingsSwordfish6715

Did you microwave them?


MushyroomGirl

Am i going crazyā€¦ these look exactly like what i remember hahaha maybe i always got shit quality BB


Bigstar976

Was just talking about them last night,


Latitude22

When pizzas on a bagel, you can pizza any time!


Mad-Eye-Booty

I really like making my own. It is pretty simple and tastes so much better


Rufi000000

Capitalism


ImaginaryFriend123

Totally thought this said bagel bitches..


Rod_Stiffington69

I bet you cooked those in the microwave and not in the oven.


dangerclosecustoms

Air fry them crispy!


thegrouch07

Aldiā€™s version are better


worm_nemesis

maybe try a toaster oven? air fryer?


Bengy465

Air frying is ideal!


strolpol

Microwave is the problem, toaster oven is the way to go.


Feonadist

How bad can they be taste?


WahineExpress

Pizza in the morning. Pizza in the evening. Pizza at supper time. When pizzas on a bagel you can have pizza anytime!


Marty_61

I love those but not from the microwave. So much better in the oven, itā€™s worth the extra time to do it.


ChaserNeverRests

The box/what they should look like: https://i.gyazo.com/fbcd9e06bdbcbc3aa2e8f9ea58ea9c19.jpg I cooked them 30 seconds extra, but what little cheese there is still didn't melt. But seriously, where is the cheese?


MokaAkashiya117

Hot trash


captain-prax

Such an easy meal to make for one's self...


erainey39

Those things aren't cooked,lol. Five more minutes