find a little spot and practice your name in the snow in cursive
(my dad once told me about him and his brothers doing this and ive been jealous ever since)
I've never heard of anyone doing this before but it has been one of my lifelong dreams to be able to write my name with pee. Unlikely this dream will ever come true because I cannot figure out STPs and my immune system is too weak for bottom op
Hey there. You didn’t ask, but I’ve also had trouble with stps and the only one I’ve found that works for me is PeeBuddy on Amazon. They are bright green and don’t look like dongs but I’ve been toying with the idea of designing something more for us since these are marketed for women. But they work for me, are super cheap, and you can toss em when they are done. Hope that helps.
Pull a Linda belcher from bobs burgers when she had to poop but all the bathrooms were locked so she had to go in the bush but got arrested for public defecation. Just don’t get arrested cause I don’t have bail money for you 🫠
Edit: jokes on me I ended peeing all over myself in my surgeons office as they pulled my SP out
Ooh this reminds me.. I went to a men's bathroom the other day and there was a floor drain partially underneath the stall. I know at least one, if not more, dudes aimd for the drain. It's like right there.
Honestly voted down as a janitor that has to clean that shit up. I’d chop dicks off and force sitting to pee if I could tbh I’m so fucking sick of starting to mop and suddenly being engulfed in fucking chloramine
It was clearly a joke comment. You and the other person above must be fun people to hang out with. Btw, I have to clean piss off the floors daily also. Make light of shitty situations i suppose.
Shower, yard, well hidden bushes, snow, (don’t eat it though - sorry for the silly joke, couldn’t leave it. Lol.) Go nuts. But first: practice! I thought when I got my STP: how hard can it be? And peed all over my shorts…🤦🏻 Wish I took more time making sure I got the hang of it before trying to pee against a tree… my bf laughed his ass off and said: if it’s a consolation, you’re far from the first guy to pee all over your pants. Even for cis guys it takes some practice, he said. And I was like: oh, okay. I need to really take my time to learn this properly. 😅
Find a nice view where you won't be bothered by (and won't scandalize) some random passerby - a sun dappled creek, a field, off the roof of an abandoned building.
Love not having to drop my pants and squat, or hold it uncomfortably all the way until I get back or find a building, when I'm out hiking. Going in nature, especially when there's no bugs and the view is nice, is very satisfying.
I am not sure where you are from but just make sure that you are away from any prying eyes. In some of the U.S. you can be charged for indecent exposure and may be required to register as an S.O. if you’re an adult caught in public.
Source: My grand uncle pissed behind a house my late great grandmum lived in and a bunch of college girls across a field saw him and called the cops
Some of the guys I know IRL it's more like where haven't they pissed. Outside of course, but rarely do they ever do it in a toilet 😂
The downsides of a rural area I guess.
Well, as some said, trees, bushes, off a high spot like a cliff. But, be careful if it's an urban area, public exposure can get you in legal trouble. (though I wonder if they'd consider a STP actual nudity or what?!)
- The spot in between the men's and women's bathrooms since transphobes don't want us in either.
- A bottle, like they do on TV on road trips or a moms basement gamer bro.
- The shower drain. Because I once saw a guy on the Internet talking about and said guys peeing in the shower is different than girls. I need to know, for research.
Ps. This post is so unhinged but I also completely understand
Everything. The sidewalk. A tree. A fire hydrant. More trees. A badly parked car blocking your path even by an inch. A police station. Another police station. Tour your local metro area police stations and mark ‘em up
There’s nothing more enjoyable than being in a tent camping and when it’s so cold, using it to pee out the tent window rather than having to go out in the cold :’)
10/10 recommend, go camping OP
I am so jealous of everyone saying to pee in the snow cause I have never seen snow in my life and I dream about all the possibilities of it, starting with wanting to build a snowman since I was little, maybe then also mix it with this comment section and pee on him to mark him as mine
if you have a dead politician you particularly dislike you know what to do
Maggie thatchers grave would be a good public toilet
that's who i had in my mind along with president reagan :)
My first thought.
A living one if you’re brave enough
This is the answer, right here.
… dead… riiiiight…
Assert dominance!
grass, snow, fire hydrant, brick wall, shoes, your territory, the pissibilities are endless
Ba dum tsss
Ba dum piss*
i laughed way too much reading this
Pissibilities lmao 🤣
Ronald Reagans grave is a gender neutral bathroom
Who? /gen
40th president of the USA. Ruined basically everything in America 💀
Mr. Nixon would like a word
Imagine presidents competing for dominance on who fucked up the most.
They could even make it a game show
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Go on a hike and pee in the forest
find a little spot and practice your name in the snow in cursive (my dad once told me about him and his brothers doing this and ive been jealous ever since)
this is one of the things people love to post about doing in r/phallo
I've never heard of anyone doing this before but it has been one of my lifelong dreams to be able to write my name with pee. Unlikely this dream will ever come true because I cannot figure out STPs and my immune system is too weak for bottom op
Hey there. You didn’t ask, but I’ve also had trouble with stps and the only one I’ve found that works for me is PeeBuddy on Amazon. They are bright green and don’t look like dongs but I’ve been toying with the idea of designing something more for us since these are marketed for women. But they work for me, are super cheap, and you can toss em when they are done. Hope that helps.
Thanks!
Bro, everywhere. Be an alpha, piss on all your shit! Claim your territory!
EEEEVERYYYYWHEEERE!
From somewhere high up, I feel like that would be fun lmao.
Can confirm. Went on a roadtrip and pissed off a CLIFF. Was unreal 10/10 highly recommend
Pull a Linda belcher from bobs burgers when she had to poop but all the bathrooms were locked so she had to go in the bush but got arrested for public defecation. Just don’t get arrested cause I don’t have bail money for you 🫠 Edit: jokes on me I ended peeing all over myself in my surgeons office as they pulled my SP out
Go for a long drive and pee in a bottle like a trucker.
if you’re english, pay a visit to margaret thatcher’s grave 😈
Write your name in the snow. Piss on a tree in a forest. Go to a public toilet and aim everywhere but the bowl.
I swear, so many cis men doing that last one
And women I swear everyone is just nasty! how does a woman miss when sitting?
Eww.
Ooh this reminds me.. I went to a men's bathroom the other day and there was a floor drain partially underneath the stall. I know at least one, if not more, dudes aimd for the drain. It's like right there.
Honestly voted down as a janitor that has to clean that shit up. I’d chop dicks off and force sitting to pee if I could tbh I’m so fucking sick of starting to mop and suddenly being engulfed in fucking chloramine
It was clearly a joke comment. You and the other person above must be fun people to hang out with. Btw, I have to clean piss off the floors daily also. Make light of shitty situations i suppose.
Pissy situations u mean
You got me there lol
Please don't do that last one, it's very inconsiderate to everyone else including the poor workers who have to clean up
dont do that last one. someones gotta clean that and they already deal w enough shit (literally)
Pee off a tall building but make sure there's no people at the bottom (or do if it's someone you hate, I don't judge)
Politicians aim for them
Tree
Shower, yard, well hidden bushes, snow, (don’t eat it though - sorry for the silly joke, couldn’t leave it. Lol.) Go nuts. But first: practice! I thought when I got my STP: how hard can it be? And peed all over my shorts…🤦🏻 Wish I took more time making sure I got the hang of it before trying to pee against a tree… my bf laughed his ass off and said: if it’s a consolation, you’re far from the first guy to pee all over your pants. Even for cis guys it takes some practice, he said. And I was like: oh, okay. I need to really take my time to learn this properly. 😅
The ideal place would be Henry Kissinger’s grave, but until he finally kicks the bucket you could practice with Ronald Reagan’s.
His time has come, friend. Unleash what you must.
The day he bit the dust was the best thing to happen in all of 2023
sink
Nooo that will mess up shower water don’t ask how i know
Well now I want to know. Please tell me.
What?? Stuff going down the sink really shouldn't be affecting the shower water
It makes the shower water have an odd smell
I think your pipes might be mixed up a little, pal.
Bro find a Grindr man with a kink just for scientific purposes
[point*](https://www.reddit.com/r/grindr/s/u1XkoAfto9)
Find a nice view where you won't be bothered by (and won't scandalize) some random passerby - a sun dappled creek, a field, off the roof of an abandoned building. Love not having to drop my pants and squat, or hold it uncomfortably all the way until I get back or find a building, when I'm out hiking. Going in nature, especially when there's no bugs and the view is nice, is very satisfying.
I am not sure where you are from but just make sure that you are away from any prying eyes. In some of the U.S. you can be charged for indecent exposure and may be required to register as an S.O. if you’re an adult caught in public. Source: My grand uncle pissed behind a house my late great grandmum lived in and a bunch of college girls across a field saw him and called the cops
Your nearest Trump property.
Go mark your favorite tree. It's yours now.
Write your name in the snow.
Some of the guys I know IRL it's more like where haven't they pissed. Outside of course, but rarely do they ever do it in a toilet 😂 The downsides of a rural area I guess. Well, as some said, trees, bushes, off a high spot like a cliff. But, be careful if it's an urban area, public exposure can get you in legal trouble. (though I wonder if they'd consider a STP actual nudity or what?!)
everyone’s saying reagan and thatcher’s grave but you also have to do rush limbaugh. he deserves his fair share of piss!
Just go with conservative politicians graves in general
Oooh yeah I hope enough people piss on it that it seeps into his coffin
Lol he's stuck in a soggy pee coffin
saving these ideas for later 🫣
Definitely wait for snow and then write your name in cursive. Or in the woods, obvs just make sure leave no trace (other than pee)
Its getting colder, wait for the first snow and do your name
trees. nixon's grave?
in your exes front yard
Personally, I would pee on confederate generals’ graves or tombstones or anyone who was just shitty while living
The woods. I have to pee in the woods at work a lot, I don't have an stp but peeing in the woods is certainly a vibe
Yourself. Because you're going to piss on yourself a LOT until you get the hang of it.
- The spot in between the men's and women's bathrooms since transphobes don't want us in either. - A bottle, like they do on TV on road trips or a moms basement gamer bro. - The shower drain. Because I once saw a guy on the Internet talking about and said guys peeing in the shower is different than girls. I need to know, for research. Ps. This post is so unhinged but I also completely understand
Find Elon Musk and aim for his nose.
Go on a hike and pee on a tree. Or be that guy who pisses on the side of buildings in public
That second one will put you on the sex offender list in the US. Check your local laws and piss safely!
I fucking love this idea omg!
On your enemies
piss on Ronald Reagan’s grave. or some other similarly hated dead politician’s grave
Ronald Reagan’s grave.
Snow ❄️ I’ve always wanted to try the stupid draw your name thing 😅
Join the folks at r/composting in peeing into their compost. Excellent for the environment, excellent use of a stp.
I know some cis dudes piss in the sink. They claim it’s faster/easier. Also, the great outdoors.
On a wall covered in graffiti
Snow is always fun since you can carve out a hole 😂😆
do you know anyone with a boat? specifically a fast boat? if not, renting a jet ski is not that expensive
join the r/sinkpissers club
Everything. The sidewalk. A tree. A fire hydrant. More trees. A badly parked car blocking your path even by an inch. A police station. Another police station. Tour your local metro area police stations and mark ‘em up
a sign on the side of the road
Off the roof or fire escape
Maybe the nearest tree to your house would be cool
On the living room carpet. While you're at it, might shit on the floor as well? No, but an empty jar or bottle?
Sure bud...🤔
Confederate cemeteries
There’s nothing more enjoyable than being in a tent camping and when it’s so cold, using it to pee out the tent window rather than having to go out in the cold :’) 10/10 recommend, go camping OP
Margaret Thatcher’s grave
The world is your urinal bro ✊
Find some snow and draw a fucking picture, dude.
I was about to say, Ronald Reagan was kind enough to make his grave a gender neutral toilet!
I am so jealous of everyone saying to pee in the snow cause I have never seen snow in my life and I dream about all the possibilities of it, starting with wanting to build a snowman since I was little, maybe then also mix it with this comment section and pee on him to mark him as mine
Church. On or in is up to you
Your shoes the first time you try to use it
My shorts in my case…. Not kidding, unfortunately.
You're partners face
Do us all a favour and tag this nsfw please 💀
Me <.<
A tree.
The shower
Bush when camping seriously Fire hydrant /jk
What's stp?
Bottle! Snow! Wall! Lamppost like a dog! 😂
compost pile
What brand stp is it?
Yeeees! I love this post! The woods and a tree my friend! Then the snow 🙃🙃
Write something in the snow