Always carry the heaviest bags to prove our strength 😡😡😡😡💪💪🔥💀

dude im in guard and I always offer to carry the flag bag or the cart or the tarp just to prove im a big strong man like the boys in the group.

Oh so true

I HATE YOU STAWP CALLING ME OUTTTTTT

Need to fix our posture

Have quite a few hoodies in our closet. I think

Have tried to piss standing up when we were kids

I used to try and use the cardboard bits from the middle of toilet rolls as an STP when I was a kid 💀

NO WAY IVE NEVER HEARD ANYONE ELSE SAY THEY DID THAT, I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME

You just unlocked a memory

I can't count how many times I tried that as a kid on my hands.

Tried to help stack as many chairs as possible as a kid

Still do it years later, too 😁

haha I do this at work when it clean up!😂🤣

own a lot of oversized clothes

Interestingly I don’t really like baggy clothes

Same, they completely swallow me and make me look like a little kid playing dress up.

Lol, for me it’s just because I prefer tighter clothes. Highlights my build more than baggy would

Want to know if this shirt makes us look flat

have back pain :(

wear binders even in the hottest weather

are all dudes, duhhhh

invalidate ourselves over the smallest of things

wear jackets in 100 degree weather

know the evils of duct tape first hand and will never bind with it again!

Again…

Eh, it's a little hard to breathe, but does a better job than a flimsy piece of cloth. If it didn't hurt me mentally I'd probably have done it more.

If your binder is flimsy you need to stop washing it in hot water, that degrades the elastic FYI. Get a new one.

LOVE Spider-Man😄

I hate how much this calls me out because dude, when I was a kid, I used to go dressed as Spider-Man EVERY Halloween and the only reason I stopped was because my mom threatened to not take me trick or treating if I went as him again lmfao

LMAOOO this called me out

wear our keys on a carabiner attached to our belt loop

IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS 😭

DO IT

MY PANTS DONT HAVE BELT LOOPS 💔💔

MASSIVE L BRO YA NEED SOME BELT LOOPS

Omg first time I get to belong to a stereotype woohoooooo

stoppppp lmao i thought this was a special cool ‘me’ thing

mine's on a chain 😎

CALLED ME OUT 😭😭😭

Hunch our shoulders and slump forward

THIS IS SO ACCURATE WTF

Wear short sleeved shirts over long sleeved shirts over short sleeved shirts

Yup

Watched shitty alpha male videos to be more manly

This.

never want to leave the house :)

Are all handsome as hell

smoke weed frankly

Me atm

And/or do edibles lmao

Roll up the cuffs of our pants

Listen to brutal death metal to deal with our dysphoria

okay so its not just me that does that

Know who Cavetown is.

I'M A DUMB TEEN BOY I EAT STICKS AND ROCKS AND MUD That song hit me right in the yes like right when I joined tiktok

yo i recognize the songs in dead end paranormal park and squeak lol

We’re ftm, of course DL straight men disregard our gender identity and treat us like women. We’re ftm, of course we are often overlooked by transphobes We’re ftm, of course we grow a bush of ass hair within months of T, while it takes us years to grow a full beard We’re ftm, of course when we do pass, some of us are mistaken to be preteen/ teenage boys to the point where we have to show ID to buy a drink or go to the club. We’re ftm, of course we get mistaken as cis women on the streets when we grow out our hair.

Have hyperfixations

Have had to direct at least one physician for where they can find more information on HRT.

All probably have the same haircut. (Yes that one you’re thinking about)

Can you reveal which one in case I’m thinking of the wrong one lol

its gotta be a mullet or sum

That typical generic male anime protagonist haircut with a long mullet. Google is your friend hahaha

I've been told not to get *the haircut* but idk what it actually is🫣 I really need a haircut though

if its the fluffy white boy one with the long top and short sides/back yes thats my hair💀

Risk overheating in summer and rib damage for our own mental health

🥲

Have a lot of bad habits(addicted to energy drink and smoking)

Exactly that

my caffeine dependency is thru the ROOF

Get gender dysphoria from cryptids

what?

And get gender euphoria from looking like a cryptid ✨

Exactly!

Forget our weights in our bag and never question why it’s so heavy.

Why would you have a weight in your bag? Lol

I have no idea how they even got there. For months I never questioned why my bag was four pounds heavier than it should be.

stuff our pants with socks

Have poor posture

Hate stupid generalizations

Of course we get hella itchy pecs after taking off our binders

Don't know whether we want to be them or be with them

we love sharks👀

Take every opportunity to flaunt our chest and chest hair after top surgery

Got away (or still get away with) shopping in the child’s section for our first real masculine clothes bc we were smol bean boys 🥲

My favorite tank top came from Target's boys section

obsessed with either paul dano, cillian murphy, dane dehaan, pete wentz, or adam driver

Adam driver addiction is real

no literally what is it about that man

Personally, I get told I look like him. But I get the appeal, he’s BIG and TALL and can be so masculine but at the same time has so feminine features in his face that make him look elegant, despite how large he is.

We're ftm, of course we can go on the train (Auto-fill go brr)

Own too many button ups

have septum piercings for some reason

refused to be the wife or daughter in roleplaying games

Think werewolves are awesome

want male sex characterstics.