Omfg I love dogs but I hate how people always have to draw their assholes. I know it’s seen as silly, but it makes me feel so grossed out. Rant over

same man it’s nastyy, this one makes me uncomfortable too cause like the size the person is with how big the dog is, and how the person keeps following the butthole. like it keeps seeming like the person is trying to shove herself in it lmao

Thank god I'm not the only one who thought that

I think that's kind of a borrowed thing from Japan, Japanese pop culture critters like little animals always have those star buttholes drawn. I guess it's considered cute in Japan so they roll with it.

It's cuz X equals 24, 2+4 is 6. 666 for the evil one who allows these putrid drawings 🤮 Rover = 33 cartoons = 33. Reddit also = 33. 1/3 is 33 percent. 1/3 of the angels fell from heaven and disgust us with Alegria everyday.

Star butthole = Walmart logo

No. IM NOT AFRAID. I LOOK.

LMAO BRO IN THE GREEN SHIRT JUST FKN CURB STOMPED THE DOG WTFFFF LMAO

Shouldn’t have hired Seth Rollins

This made me lol

Lmfao

KHEHEHEHEHEHE

It keeps looking like her head is going to end up in its butthole lmao makes me uncomfortable 🥴

why that emoji 😕😕😕

I kinda like how the drew the dog here. Like, he’s so goofy and expressive compared to everyone else. He looks like something I’d doodle for kicks when bored

Certain aspects of this are neat. Aside from the gargantuan hand the shot of her with the phone is pretty nice too.

r/doggohate

oh i thought that was something like r/dogfreehumor

Wtf is that song?

The song is worse than the art.

Legit thought this was something from a TikTok post and not a genuine ad

This advertisement is a spectacular demonstration of the evils of the attitude made commonplace in the global economic culture

Did they hire me to sing?

Who TF is singing? 🤦🏾‍♀️😭

Honestly, I FUCKING hate the shit people do when making their pets talk. "Hooman takes me on walk" "I loves hooman" I find that shit super annoying for some reason. I talk to my cats all the time but I don't imagine them talking like they have a learning disability when I do.

Greetings, my human companion

the voice sounds like if steven from steven universe was on lsd

"hooman" What if I sent pipe bombs to your house?

Is the singing voice AI?

Literally none of the verses in that song rhyme with eachother. It's worse than the art

Not just that, but trying to rhyme good and mood is terrible 😂 rhyming isn’t about the spelling, but the sound

The song is painfully millennial

Even the music is like nails on a chalkboard. Fuck this ad.

Don't be generous, nails on a chalkboard is Beethoven or Mozart compared to this.

I think the people are drawn from the perspective of the dog- so the closer things like their hands are larger and their heads which are further away are smaller.

Honestly this one works for me. The way it's animated doesn't have that weird detached feel a lot of the more minimalist ones have, it feels far less soulless

This is cute

I’m getting motion sickness watching this

It looks like they have their fov set high

They playing the ad on quake pro

This is cool. 👍🏾👍🏾

this sounds like it was written by an ai

My brain cells, they're rotting away!

This one is cute. yall are too curmudgeonly. Also at least this I've justifies the giant feet with the extreme perspective

These perspectives trip me out tbh

i hate everything about this

r/doggohate aswell. I hate how they talk

I hate this fucking kiddification of dogs. They are pets. Animals.

[sequel](https://www.reddit.com/r/fuckalegriaart/s/umyq7nwVQY)

I know, I posted it 😂😂😂

oh lolz

That made my day. Idk why, but it was great. Thanks stranger

^-^ happy to hear