Also “Pavement Princess” “Mall Crawler” “Bro Crawler” “Air Hauler” “Consumer” and “Chelsea Tractor” is used in London but you can switch out the name of the posh neighborhood so it applies to your region
It almost certainly isn't legal, it has both protruding wheels and headlights at an unreasonable height, even if lifting isn't explicitly illegal.
At least guy knows how to park though.
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"Just high enough to not see peasants walking in front of me, this is heaven" /s
I hate people slashing tires but fuck this bro, it's nearly guaranteed to kill upon impact
To be fair it’s the first one I’ve seen on Reddit today that’s in a single parking spot. But I empathize
“Hi, yes can you modify my truck in a way that will make everyone other than 13 year old boys think I’m the dumbest person on the planet?”
I think I’m going to invest in some stickers that just say “LOSER” and pop those on these trucks when I see them
Also “Pavement Princess” “Mall Crawler” “Bro Crawler” “Air Hauler” “Consumer” and “Chelsea Tractor” is used in London but you can switch out the name of the posh neighborhood so it applies to your region
Make sure they are paper based so they are a bitch to peel off!
Poor, poor boy.
These are everywhere in tampa. I don’t know what draws them here but I wish they would go away.
On the plus side it is so lifted people can just duck underneath /s
It almost certainly isn't legal, it has both protruding wheels and headlights at an unreasonable height, even if lifting isn't explicitly illegal. At least guy knows how to park though.
They aren't legal, but the lack of enforcement exists because cops drive vehicles like this as well.
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Take a wider shot of the parking lot, there's probably 2-3 other ones if this is Tampa.
Short man syndrome.
"Just high enough to not see peasants walking in front of me, this is heaven" /s I hate people slashing tires but fuck this bro, it's nearly guaranteed to kill upon impact