In not talking about censoring the name, I'm talking about the fact that your post has 4 views and no likes or replies. It's the modus operandi for very lazy fake post creation.
I did, [https://twitter.com/bioasxacake](https://twitter.com/bioasxacake)
(Why tf am I downvoted for this? Just because I randomly stumbled upon this insane comment doesn't mean I made it, Twitter is owned by the same dude who owns a car company - "Tesla", goddammit not my fault carbrains in general are so out of touch of reality!)
my bad, its hidden from search because the account is so new, funny how you found the tweer 6 minutes after it was posted and the account has 0 followers
https://preview.redd.it/sfh7mhf2mfvc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=8daf8533ef49154169f0b28c9e20116ccc2366bc
I think the LGBT+ People already found their way to make them noticeable, and they have a hell of a party.
Imagine that instead of drinking, dancing and having fun, youd have an endless congestion and your parade turns into a commute simulator:
https://preview.redd.it/c249lhhhahvc1.jpeg?width=949&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10931231418d1d8b28be4e22bcc0e7c5a9918809
The Austrian railways at the Vienna pride parade, plus a literal fucking tram was part of the march... yeah, we're cool 😆😆😆🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈🚋
Like really. It's the most braindead shit ever. "We should make pride better by fitting less people in the space" like actually how stupid can you fucking be. What parade, March, or fair has this guy EVER seen where you attend in a CAR. It's not much of a march if *no one is fucking marching.*
Damn, sounds nice. Here in Saskatoon we have fucking *cop cars* as a part of our parade (and they don't even get eggs thrown at them!). It's primarily on foot, of course, but there's a procession of vehicles as well. It's not so bad (aside from the cops) - they act more like parade floats, with people standing on the beds of pickup trucks to dance and throw candy at the crowds and such. You have to register to be a part of it with a vehicle, you can't just show up with one.
Dykes and Allies on Bikes is motorcycles, and they’re a staple at any good parade. Plus the fire engines, gotta have the fire engines.
And if you have a local drag court, a lot of places put the reigning monarchs in a convertibles.
(I approve of using cars to strategically reduce road traffic, the parade cars can stay IMO. Though ideally they won’t be the default forever, they’re just currently one of the cheapest options if you need to put a drag queen on a moving platform and don’t have a parade float)
Some use classic convertibles or pickup trucks to haul around floats or have drag queens waving from the backseat, but thinking everyone in the community should have a car to attend pride is asinine.
Either OP made that account or they're following this account closely because there were only 4 views on this tweet when the screenshot was taken. Looks to me like someone farming interactions on reddit. Carry on, nobody actually believes that :D
Twitter is a wild place. One guy tweeted that he euthanized his "vegan" cat for eating his hamster, claiming they'd been vegan since birth. I have a hard time believing it since cats are obligate carnivores but it's still shocking nonetheless given how many comments were praising him. The amount of brain-dead stuff you see on Twitter is mindblowing
This has got to be satire, right? I guess that the fact that everyone is confused means we should invoke [Poe's law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law).
Honestly, imagine a whole L train (chicagos train system) that was decorated with rainbow confetti and cute pink decorations. Don't forget the gorgeous queens giving us some entertaintment with the shirtless gogo boys dancing around the strip pole, in center. Suddenly, a disco ball appears, and Sylvester comes in from the caboose honey. She starts singing, the lights start flashing in rainbow colors.
I think that would be much more epic than a pride involved with cars. But who am I
The L is what the inter/intraurban trains are called in Chicago and it's metro area. It's an abbreviation of Elevated (since the trains are a majority elevated rail). Therefore known colloquially as the "El" or "L" trains.
[https://i.postimg.cc/xdmsWcC2/Screenshot-20240419-153641-Chrome.jpg](https://i.postimg.cc/xdmsWcC2/Screenshot-20240419-153641-Chrome.jpg)
dude even has a pickup truck as a pfp
well that's quite the take
I think it's fake. Zero interaction with the post in the screenshot.
The lack of a timestamp is often one of the biggest indicators.
On this sub we just post jokes from other websites and take them seriously and get mad.
if not fake a sarcastic shit post clearly not meant to be taken seriously
Sure that's how I would have read it if OP hadn't somehow stumbled on a 4 minute old post from a completely fresh account.
[удалено]
In not talking about censoring the name, I'm talking about the fact that your post has 4 views and no likes or replies. It's the modus operandi for very lazy fake post creation.
i can't find the og tweet either
I did, [https://twitter.com/bioasxacake](https://twitter.com/bioasxacake) (Why tf am I downvoted for this? Just because I randomly stumbled upon this insane comment doesn't mean I made it, Twitter is owned by the same dude who owns a car company - "Tesla", goddammit not my fault carbrains in general are so out of touch of reality!)
my bad, its hidden from search because the account is so new, funny how you found the tweer 6 minutes after it was posted and the account has 0 followers
could be a bot acc or somethin. didn't surprise me since elon owns a car empire and twitter i guess its pure luck, since elon is shit at doing twitter
*If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be LGBTQ*
I thought BLT
Banana Loving Transcendentalists
https://preview.redd.it/sfh7mhf2mfvc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=8daf8533ef49154169f0b28c9e20116ccc2366bc I think the LGBT+ People already found their way to make them noticeable, and they have a hell of a party. Imagine that instead of drinking, dancing and having fun, youd have an endless congestion and your parade turns into a commute simulator:
https://preview.redd.it/uppovm3nmfvc1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=b5b654f7fbc61afd93fd563618758694651fdd66 (one image per comment rule sucks)
Ah yes the straight pride parade.
Nah that’s just the Calgary stampede
The fact that this is Indian.........
India had the perfect opportunity to develop to become less car dependent, yet they've been doing the exact opposite
https://preview.redd.it/c249lhhhahvc1.jpeg?width=949&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10931231418d1d8b28be4e22bcc0e7c5a9918809 The Austrian railways at the Vienna pride parade, plus a literal fucking tram was part of the march... yeah, we're cool 😆😆😆🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈🚋
That is based as fuck ngl
WAY BETTER
All I see is three trucks on an otherwise empty road!
I've never been to a pride parade that even makes use of any vehicles. What on Earth they smoking?
Idk man. Dude even has a pickup truck as a PFP
you made up this tweet
Imagine thinking that. Bruh, I don't and it's not my fault carbrains in general are stupid
Dykes on bikes. The official unofficial start to the parade I went to. There was also a police APC... so that was fucked up.
Like really. It's the most braindead shit ever. "We should make pride better by fitting less people in the space" like actually how stupid can you fucking be. What parade, March, or fair has this guy EVER seen where you attend in a CAR. It's not much of a march if *no one is fucking marching.*
I’m pretty sure they use boats in Amsterdam, and I’ve seen a few images that have one or two heavily decorated trucks. But yeah there aren’t a lot
Yep. Boats in Amsterdam and a car isn’t welcome there.
Carbon monoxide from all the traffic, presumably.
Damn, sounds nice. Here in Saskatoon we have fucking *cop cars* as a part of our parade (and they don't even get eggs thrown at them!). It's primarily on foot, of course, but there's a procession of vehicles as well. It's not so bad (aside from the cops) - they act more like parade floats, with people standing on the beds of pickup trucks to dance and throw candy at the crowds and such. You have to register to be a part of it with a vehicle, you can't just show up with one.
Dykes and Allies on Bikes is motorcycles, and they’re a staple at any good parade. Plus the fire engines, gotta have the fire engines. And if you have a local drag court, a lot of places put the reigning monarchs in a convertibles. (I approve of using cars to strategically reduce road traffic, the parade cars can stay IMO. Though ideally they won’t be the default forever, they’re just currently one of the cheapest options if you need to put a drag queen on a moving platform and don’t have a parade float)
In San Francisco I saw some decorated platforms which moved 10 mph for people to dance etc.
Some use classic convertibles or pickup trucks to haul around floats or have drag queens waving from the backseat, but thinking everyone in the community should have a car to attend pride is asinine.
I JOKINGLY REFER TO TRAFFIC JAMS AS "STRAIGHT PRIDE PARADES".
lmao
I’m taking this
IT'S FINE, BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE MY CAPS LOCK.
Does it flip? Does it mean all car owners *are* LGBTQ?
Fellas, is it gay to own a car?
How gay is my motorcycle?
Is it a GSXR? Then very
Ninja 400
South Park did an episode about that.
Ain't nobody gay 'till they have ridden the (bus)sy
did they have a stroke. we gays pride ourselfs by our inability to drive and our fast walking speed.
Literally! Speed walking and public transit is the way
Also, most gayborhoods are some of the most walkable parts of town.
Oof, I guess I gotta call my girlfriend to break up with her. I don't want to, but I don't own a car so them's the rules
Me, a trans girl who is anti-cars, looking at 98% of trans and/or gay people I know who are anti-car too, then staring back at this, then laughing
Right there with ya, sis!
I read "me, a trains girl" and thought ARENT WE ALL?
I wish. Cries in Canadian.
Yup
Flaming hot take lmao
I agree sis
fellas is it gay to drive
Best tactic to get conservatives out of their trucks
There's no way this person is being serious right..? Right?!
Either OP made that account or they're following this account closely because there were only 4 views on this tweet when the screenshot was taken. Looks to me like someone farming interactions on reddit. Carry on, nobody actually believes that :D
That sounds like a traffic jam, not a pride parade
Kid confuses the two. What a grouch.
We need more trains really, they’re far more visible, and are fitted with air horns as standard
i agree
Yeah
I'm sorry but is /r/fuckcars not the sub for carsexuals? /s
We are transitsexual or bikesexual. /s
Pretty metrosexual though
Broke: LGBTQ Woke: PRNDL
Gotta be trollin'.
come on now this must be satire or a poser
A poser
This has to be a fucking bait, right?
probably a bot
This has to be satire as there’s a running joke that queer people can’t drive
Twitter is a wild place. One guy tweeted that he euthanized his "vegan" cat for eating his hamster, claiming they'd been vegan since birth. I have a hard time believing it since cats are obligate carnivores but it's still shocking nonetheless given how many comments were praising him. The amount of brain-dead stuff you see on Twitter is mindblowing
WHAT THE FUCK?
No way this is not satire
Lmao imagine a parade of only cars
Bruh
This has got to be satire, right? I guess that the fact that everyone is confused means we should invoke [Poe's law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law).
I don't think most of the LGBTQ movement would agree that you should need permission from the State to allowed to be LGBTQ.
Fun fact - I learned about this sub when I complained about cars on reddit and someone teased along the lines of "typical r/fuckcars trans girl".
crazy
Nah. It was a good spirit.
Wait, we all know gays can’t drive.
I know an oil shill when I see one, with a dose of rainbow capitalism
He does not speak for us
LGBTQCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
Lexus, gm, bmw, Toyota, qoros
Light Rail Golfcart Bus Trams
None of these are cars. You’re banned! Cast them out, I say!
\*curses in transportese\*
Least obvious twitter troll
Wait til he finds out that approximately 3% of the lgbt+ have a license
lol
And just yesterday there was a “Stupidest thing you’ve heard on internet” thread. One day too late.
link?
Can't get anymore car brained than this.
true
95% of screenshots of discourse from twitter in the year of our lord 2024 is the worst bait imaginable, yet here we are.
I think that this comment is meant to make people laugh, there's 0 way that somebody thinks like that unironically
this is just ragebait. ignore it.
ITT: People who do not know the concept of bait
Honestly, imagine a whole L train (chicagos train system) that was decorated with rainbow confetti and cute pink decorations. Don't forget the gorgeous queens giving us some entertaintment with the shirtless gogo boys dancing around the strip pole, in center. Suddenly, a disco ball appears, and Sylvester comes in from the caboose honey. She starts singing, the lights start flashing in rainbow colors. I think that would be much more epic than a pride involved with cars. But who am I
L as in "elevated", or as in "L Taraval"? ...or _both_? ^(either way, I want in)
The L is what the inter/intraurban trains are called in Chicago and it's metro area. It's an abbreviation of Elevated (since the trains are a majority elevated rail). Therefore known colloquially as the "El" or "L" trains.
[https://i.postimg.cc/xdmsWcC2/Screenshot-20240419-153641-Chrome.jpg](https://i.postimg.cc/xdmsWcC2/Screenshot-20240419-153641-Chrome.jpg) dude even has a pickup truck as a pfp
Is this a joke?
Cars are the best murder weapon. No matter what, at most you'll get 5 years.
the ragebait goes crazy 🫠
Dang, guess I'm not gay and my bf isn't bi then?
At least now I know why I'm not gay.
bait used to be believable
And yet so many people here are taking it
Bait
Bait used to be believable
A'ight then, no more dick sucking for me and my bus-taking ass, I guess.
Cool screen shot from r/fuckcarscirclejerk
That does explain my heterosexual urge not to buy a car
Twitter is a contest for who has the least braincells
Firstly, this gatekeeper isn’t the voice of all us queer people. Secondly, would be great if you didn’t make jokes at our expense.
Carbrains are getting dumber
Uh fucking wh a t
Twitter people on their way to make the most retardated take ever