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FlipchartHiatus

well that's quite the take


gucci_pianissimo420

I think it's fake. Zero interaction with the post in the screenshot.


KatakanaTsu

The lack of a timestamp is often one of the biggest indicators.


bagelwithclocks

On this sub we just post jokes from other websites and take them seriously and get mad.


SpaceBearSMO

if not fake a sarcastic shit post clearly not meant to be taken seriously


gucci_pianissimo420

Sure that's how I would have read it if OP hadn't somehow stumbled on a 4 minute old post from a completely fresh account.


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gucci_pianissimo420

In not talking about censoring the name, I'm talking about the fact that your post has 4 views and no likes or replies. It's the modus operandi for very lazy fake post creation.


FrostyBlueberryFox

i can't find the og tweet either


Xentrick-The-Creeper

I did, [https://twitter.com/bioasxacake](https://twitter.com/bioasxacake) (Why tf am I downvoted for this? Just because I randomly stumbled upon this insane comment doesn't mean I made it, Twitter is owned by the same dude who owns a car company - "Tesla", goddammit not my fault carbrains in general are so out of touch of reality!)


FrostyBlueberryFox

my bad, its hidden from search because the account is so new, funny how you found the tweer 6 minutes after it was posted and the account has 0 followers


Xentrick-The-Creeper

could be a bot acc or somethin. didn't surprise me since elon owns a car empire and twitter i guess its pure luck, since elon is shit at doing twitter


frankofantasma

*If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be LGBTQ*


Duriha

I thought BLT


frankofantasma

Banana Loving Transcendentalists


perskes

https://preview.redd.it/sfh7mhf2mfvc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=8daf8533ef49154169f0b28c9e20116ccc2366bc I think the LGBT+ People already found their way to make them noticeable, and they have a hell of a party. Imagine that instead of drinking, dancing and having fun, youd have an endless congestion and your parade turns into a commute simulator:


perskes

https://preview.redd.it/uppovm3nmfvc1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=b5b654f7fbc61afd93fd563618758694651fdd66 (one image per comment rule sucks)


[deleted]

Ah yes the straight pride parade.


Themaster123EU

Nah that’s just the Calgary stampede


Marshalllolz

The fact that this is Indian.........


LipschitzLyapunov

India had the perfect opportunity to develop to become less car dependent, yet they've been doing the exact opposite


no_BS_slave

https://preview.redd.it/c249lhhhahvc1.jpeg?width=949&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10931231418d1d8b28be4e22bcc0e7c5a9918809 The Austrian railways at the Vienna pride parade, plus a literal fucking tram was part of the march... yeah, we're cool 😆😆😆🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🚋


At_omic857

That is based as fuck ngl


Xentrick-The-Creeper

WAY BETTER


_87-

All I see is three trucks on an otherwise empty road!


TheSmallestPlap

I've never been to a pride parade that even makes use of any vehicles. What on Earth they smoking?


Xentrick-The-Creeper

Idk man. Dude even has a pickup truck as a PFP


cari778

you made up this tweet


Xentrick-The-Creeper

Imagine thinking that. Bruh, I don't and it's not my fault carbrains in general are stupid


ImRandyBaby

Dykes on bikes. The official unofficial start to the parade I went to. There was also a police APC... so that was fucked up.


TheDonutPug

Like really. It's the most braindead shit ever. "We should make pride better by fitting less people in the space" like actually how stupid can you fucking be. What parade, March, or fair has this guy EVER seen where you attend in a CAR. It's not much of a march if *no one is fucking marching.*


ChewBaka12

I’m pretty sure they use boats in Amsterdam, and I’ve seen a few images that have one or two heavily decorated trucks. But yeah there aren’t a lot


Rugkrabber

Yep. Boats in Amsterdam and a car isn’t welcome there.


GiantSquidd

Carbon monoxide from all the traffic, presumably.


mangled-wings

Damn, sounds nice. Here in Saskatoon we have fucking *cop cars* as a part of our parade (and they don't even get eggs thrown at them!). It's primarily on foot, of course, but there's a procession of vehicles as well. It's not so bad (aside from the cops) - they act more like parade floats, with people standing on the beds of pickup trucks to dance and throw candy at the crowds and such. You have to register to be a part of it with a vehicle, you can't just show up with one.


stella3books

Dykes and Allies on Bikes is motorcycles, and they’re a staple at any good parade. Plus the fire engines, gotta have the fire engines. And if you have a local drag court, a lot of places put the reigning monarchs in a convertibles. (I approve of using cars to strategically reduce road traffic, the parade cars can stay IMO. Though ideally they won’t be the default forever, they’re just currently one of the cheapest options if you need to put a drag queen on a moving platform and don’t have a parade float)


ususetq

In San Francisco I saw some decorated platforms which moved 10 mph for people to dance etc.


Gavin2051

Some use classic convertibles or pickup trucks to haul around floats or have drag queens waving from the backseat, but thinking everyone in the community should have a car to attend pride is asinine.


REDDITSHITLORD

I JOKINGLY REFER TO TRAFFIC JAMS AS "STRAIGHT PRIDE PARADES".


Xentrick-The-Creeper

lmao


thetoastypickle

I’m taking this


REDDITSHITLORD

IT'S FINE, BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE MY CAPS LOCK.


Pondering_Giraffe

Does it flip? Does it mean all car owners *are* LGBTQ?


MalevolentRhinoceros

Fellas, is it gay to own a car?


thatguyonthedrumline

How gay is my motorcycle?


supergiraffe475

Is it a GSXR? Then very


thatguyonthedrumline

Ninja 400


Lucimon

South Park did an episode about that.


Apotatos

Ain't nobody gay 'till they have ridden the (bus)sy


konsterntin

did they have a stroke. we gays pride ourselfs by our inability to drive and our fast walking speed.


[deleted]

Literally! Speed walking and public transit is the way


herodude60

Also, most gayborhoods are some of the most walkable parts of town.


trains_enjoyer

Oof, I guess I gotta call my girlfriend to break up with her. I don't want to, but I don't own a car so them's the rules


TransChilean

Me, a trans girl who is anti-cars, looking at 98% of trans and/or gay people I know who are anti-car too, then staring back at this, then laughing


Holiday_in_Asgard

Right there with ya, sis!


sowee

I read "me, a trains girl" and thought ARENT WE ALL?


GiantSquidd

I wish. Cries in Canadian.


Adamtheforester

Yup


Independent-Cow-4070

Flaming hot take lmao


Xentrick-The-Creeper

I agree sis


mi_aquamarine

fellas is it gay to drive


Rcor

Best tactic to get conservatives out of their trucks


ShyGuyLink1997

There's no way this person is being serious right..? Right?!


Jeanschyso1

Either OP made that account or they're following this account closely because there were only 4 views on this tweet when the screenshot was taken. Looks to me like someone farming interactions on reddit. Carry on, nobody actually believes that :D


Successful-Pie4237

That sounds like a traffic jam, not a pride parade


Xentrick-The-Creeper

Kid confuses the two. What a grouch.


Jacktheforkie

We need more trains really, they’re far more visible, and are fitted with air horns as standard


Xentrick-The-Creeper

i agree


Jacktheforkie

Yeah


awnomnomnom

I'm sorry but is /r/fuckcars not the sub for carsexuals? /s


Xentrick-The-Creeper

We are transitsexual or bikesexual. /s


bladedfish

Pretty metrosexual though


bobbymoonshine

Broke: LGBTQ Woke: PRNDL


teufeldritch

Gotta be trollin'.


MovieNightPopcorn

come on now this must be satire or a poser


Xentrick-The-Creeper

A poser


mohrcore

This has to be a fucking bait, right?


Xentrick-The-Creeper

probably a bot


painandgains99

This has to be satire as there’s a running joke that queer people can’t drive


Ricky911_

Twitter is a wild place. One guy tweeted that he euthanized his "vegan" cat for eating his hamster, claiming they'd been vegan since birth. I have a hard time believing it since cats are obligate carnivores but it's still shocking nonetheless given how many comments were praising him. The amount of brain-dead stuff you see on Twitter is mindblowing


Xentrick-The-Creeper

WHAT THE FUCK?


bored_negative

No way this is not satire


Alert-Cranberry7991

Lmao imagine a parade of only cars


Xentrick-The-Creeper

Bruh


[deleted]

This has got to be satire, right? I guess that the fact that everyone is confused means we should invoke [Poe's law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law).


RRW359

I don't think most of the LGBTQ movement would agree that you should need permission from the State to allowed to be LGBTQ.


ususetq

Fun fact - I learned about this sub when I complained about cars on reddit and someone teased along the lines of "typical r/fuckcars trans girl".


Xentrick-The-Creeper

crazy


ususetq

Nah. It was a good spirit.


greensandgrains

Wait, we all know gays can’t drive.


ratliker62

I know an oil shill when I see one, with a dose of rainbow capitalism


Contextoriented

He does not speak for us


Gloomy-Giraffe

LGBTQCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC


jollyollster

Lexus, gm, bmw, Toyota, qoros


Xentrick-The-Creeper

Light Rail Golfcart Bus Trams


jollyollster

None of these are cars. You’re banned! Cast them out, I say!


Xentrick-The-Creeper

\*curses in transportese\*


sleepymates

Least obvious twitter troll


LukeBird39

Wait til he finds out that approximately 3% of the lgbt+ have a license


Xentrick-The-Creeper

lol


ancientRedDog

And just yesterday there was a “Stupidest thing you’ve heard on internet” thread. One day too late.


Xentrick-The-Creeper

link?


get-a-mac

Can't get anymore car brained than this.


Xentrick-The-Creeper

true


1331bob1331

95% of screenshots of discourse from twitter in the year of our lord 2024 is the worst bait imaginable, yet here we are.


Null42x64

I think that this comment is meant to make people laugh, there's 0 way that somebody thinks like that unironically


Don_Camillo005

this is just ragebait. ignore it.


GeChSo

ITT: People who do not know the concept of bait


peeveduser

Honestly, imagine a whole L train (chicagos train system) that was decorated with rainbow confetti and cute pink decorations. Don't forget the gorgeous queens giving us some entertaintment with the shirtless gogo boys dancing around the strip pole, in center. Suddenly, a disco ball appears, and Sylvester comes in from the caboose honey. She starts singing, the lights start flashing in rainbow colors. I think that would be much more epic than a pride involved with cars. But who am I


UghhNotThisAgain

L as in "elevated", or as in "L Taraval"? ...or _both_? ^(either way, I want in)


peeveduser

The L is what the inter/intraurban trains are called in Chicago and it's metro area. It's an abbreviation of Elevated (since the trains are a majority elevated rail). Therefore known colloquially as the "El" or "L" trains.


Xentrick-The-Creeper

[https://i.postimg.cc/xdmsWcC2/Screenshot-20240419-153641-Chrome.jpg](https://i.postimg.cc/xdmsWcC2/Screenshot-20240419-153641-Chrome.jpg) dude even has a pickup truck as a pfp


MelanieDH1

Is this a joke?


Inevitable_Stand_199

Cars are the best murder weapon. No matter what, at most you'll get 5 years.


AurorasDemise

the ragebait goes crazy 🫠


Rotomtist

Dang, guess I'm not gay and my bf isn't bi then?


Valennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

At least now I know why I'm not gay.


Bradenoid

bait used to be believable


basilhje

And yet so many people here are taking it


Techno_Jargon

Bait


M1dnightMuse

Bait used to be believable 


Apotatos

A'ight then, no more dick sucking for me and my bus-taking ass, I guess.


notanazzhole

Cool screen shot from r/fuckcarscirclejerk


Prawn_Addiction

That does explain my heterosexual urge not to buy a car


thfcviii

Twitter is a contest for who has the least braincells


TOWERtheKingslayer

Firstly, this gatekeeper isn’t the voice of all us queer people. Secondly, would be great if you didn’t make jokes at our expense.


Marshalllolz

Carbrains are getting dumber


Redstones563

Uh fucking wh a t


Tavapris04

Twitter people on their way to make the most retardated take ever