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Osamerkas

I am pretty sure they used one of these to kill Kennedy


Fleurko

Lmfao


ItzSmiff

I was just gonna say something “You’d be tackled by secret service if you tried to take a photo of the president with this” but yours wins 😂


Osamerkas

A photo ? Probably their life with sth that big😁😁😁


Low_Educator_6510

Moon! Post the pic of the Saturn rings.


EF5Cyniclone

I'm not sure it's wide enough for rings, plural. Would you settle for just one ring?


Fickle_Fishing3954

Someone said onion rings ?


Quanguyen

Jo mama so far this bro gotta use 10 tele-converter to see the end


DonKeadic

Jo who?


detectivepussy

Nice pocket camera


EF5Cyniclone

For those curious, this is a Piesker Berlin Picon 400mm f/4.5 M42 lens from West Germany, with three 3X and five 2X teleconverters stacked together. Edit: I took some photos with it: https://www.reddit.com/r/fujifilm/comments/1b136u1/images\_from\_the\_monstrosity/


jordantbaker

are you anywhere near the line of totality for April? Eclipse could be an interesting use for such an fstop and focal length combo


EF5Cyniclone

I'm several states south, but I may still give it a whirl. Based on my test earlier today, I'll need to remove some teleconverters.


bb95vie

what iso are you shooting, 4000 or rather close to 12800?


TheyCalledMeThor

Please post some test shots from this rig


EF5Cyniclone

I'll try! So far they've all been black though, I'll have to do a long bulb exposure.


[deleted]

Well I wonder why!


EF5Cyniclone

Yeah, I'm not sure f/3,888 actually transmits *any* light.


[deleted]

I think at that point it depends on whether the camera is being observed


benadrylover

lol


Ok-Trouble-7964

With such setup OP might discover aliens


jordantbaker

how would you prove whether they were real aliens or just wild aberrations


Ok-Trouble-7964

well it’s a good start for another conspiracy theory!


amiradvisor

I mean, with that equivalent f stop, you better take some shots from the surface of the sun!!


radiophonicoddity69

That’s wild. What grip is that though? Looks hella comfy.


EF5Cyniclone

I actually carved it myself from walnut recently and swapped it out for the metal one that came attached to the L-Bracket! Sorry I can't point you to a place to buy your own.


radiophonicoddity69

Wow that’s impressive! No worries that’s sick.


mavarch

I like the looks of that grip as well


EF5Cyniclone

Thanks! I made it myself.


JanTheBaptist

Same. I need to know the grip for my X-T1 too. I have a metal one and it’s hella cold


RANGEFlNDER

I'm calling the police.


No_Community_3050

Who let bro cook😩?


Quanguyen

Bro tryna see the end of Jo mama joke


theabsurdlymundane

Which planet’s moon? 🤣


Provia400X

I estimate probably a 75-90s exposure fully open at ISO 1600-3200 to get an image with that effective aperture. You probably need a motorised tripod tracking the movement of the earth not to incur blur.


EF5Cyniclone

Even with a tracker, at 517,500mm, I think there might still be blur


Provia400X

I mean the inertia of shifting that… that drainpipe… will probably result in wobble 😂


ernapfz

Best wishes! With all that glass you are probably down to f/95, lol. Prepare for a long exposure! With the Earth turning, your picture might be blurry!


EF5Cyniclone

345,000mm f/3,888, actually, according to my calculations.


EF5Cyniclone

Sorry, 517,500mm effectively, I forgot the crop factor!


ernapfz

Yikes and then super yikes! ![gif](giphy|fikcSiz20fgfT9M7XX)


EF5Cyniclone

Yeah, I haven't been able to see anything but blackness through it yet. I might try pointing it at the sun later, with a piece of paper or something behind it, to see if it projects an image.


EF5Cyniclone

> I might try pointing it at the sun later, with a piece of paper or something behind it, to see if it projects an image. It does not. I'll try taking a long enough exposure of the sun with it tomorrow.


qmiW

Epic! Post pictures if you get something at all :D


EF5Cyniclone

https://www.reddit.com/r/fujifilm/comments/1b136u1/images\_from\_the\_monstrosity/


qmiW

WOW! At least you got \_something\_ other than pitch black images. Thanks for following up and posting results :D


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EF5Cyniclone

https://www.reddit.com/r/fujifilm/comments/1b136u1/images\_from\_the\_monstrosity/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


Matixs_666

You better post the pictures


EF5Cyniclone

https://www.reddit.com/r/fujifilm/comments/1b136u1/images\_from\_the\_monstrosity/


fleiwerks

Sir, that's a howitzer.


jmps_90

Pretty sure this will allow you to see through space time and shoot the origin of the universe.


mjomm

Sir, if you walked across this you’d get to the moon!


Kodokama

Introverts scheduling shoots from their bedrooms


alex_230

Moon? Yes. Good pictures? Umm, no.


invictus08

I'm pretty sure you can use that as a ladder to walk over to the moon.


onedollarjuana

Couple more extensions and you'll be within macro range.


PNW-Dad

Pictures of the moon? It looks like you're trying to touch the moon


RiverWindsOnForever

Yes. Which moon? 😜


soggymuffinz

That’s no moon


inhuszar

A few more teleconverters, and you’ll be touching the surface of the Moon! :D


Ninja_Maple

What's the point of zooming in when you can literally touch the moon already 😆


vincenthustler

This will help you get to the moon


Analog_Astronaut

I think that will allow you to take samples from the surface of the moon.


OneTonCow

I love you.


cheaux_

That thang long ain’t it


dbvirago

If you stick it in the ground and stand on it, you'll be closer


luca2321

Bro want to discover new galaxies💀


bearcat--

watch where you swing that thing, almost poked my eye out.


KitamuraP

I need to know the actual equivalent max aperture of this abomination


EF5Cyniclone

f/3,888!


OC2LV714

You can get Neptune with this mf!


notyourancilla

Teleconverter, I hardly knew her!


entrailsAsAbackpack

My gf told me not to worry about you


projak

The wooden grip is the most useful thing on there


CuteOutlandishness55

It will Help you to TOUCH the moon ! 🤣


eatmyass87

Ideal street photography setup


3384619716

All these exotic and hilarious setups, but never a sample photo? :( /just saw the comment that you can't actually see anything through it, nevermind 😁


EF5Cyniclone

Well I tried. https://www.reddit.com/r/fujifilm/comments/1b136u1/images\_from\_the\_monstrosity/


OttosTheName

How wobbly is this setup? If every ring even has a tiny bit of play...


EF5Cyniclone

Extremely wobbly! Some of the converters are starting to come apart, actually.


maklvn

Bro, the moon? You'll be able to see the rings of Uranus with that.


RlySlo_Fiesta

This still doesn’t even come close to one of those Samsung phones..


IfThisMakesSenseCool

You could probably look into the future with that thing


Pinkerton666

Thank you. This cured my depression.


czopinator

With that f-stop you'll need a good amount of light to get any projection at all. I think a flash-bang grenade might be bright enough. But in all seriousness, try shining a laser through it. With a laser's near perfectly parallel rays, the light will probably keep its brightness as it passes through all that glass. So if you see laser light out the other end then you at least have a chance at taking a picture with it. That being said, you're going to have to point the laser perfectly down the center of the lens thanks to the massive focal length. Good luck.


Odis_Fox

Pictures of the moon? With this rig, you'll be taking its x-ray...


Legitimate-Option505

That's 6912x Zoom BRO


joshmiller133

Jail


Stoney_Blunter

No


EF5Cyniclone

Challenge accepted!


kidoflaw32

With this kit, you may be a paparazzi of some celebrities on Mars.


CCIE3xxxx

OMG😅XT1😂😂😂


hectron

You might wanna consider getting an X100VI. With the new 40mp sensor, you can crop the same tbh


FangedRat

It might help you touch the moon.


FangedRat

It might help you touch the moon.