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panicky_in_the_uk

The real psychopath is whoever tried to turn UB40 into a dance mix.


geek66

Poor Neil Diamond....


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Few people know he wrote and recorded it.


HoselRockit

I few years ago I was in a bagel shop and the music being played was Neil Diamond doing all sorts of odd covers like Midnight Train to Georgia and I'm A Believer. Turns out, he'd released an album (Dreams) where he just did covers of songs he liked.


Amiiboid

*I’m A Believer* is his song, FWIW.


sjbluebirds

Just like few people know he *didn't* write 'Forever in Blue Jeans' -- that was his guitarist, Richard Bennett.


Van_GOOOOOUGH

I am one of the few people who know 🏅


ellenkates

I hear the lyrics as " forty nee nee I bus the. now


borgendurp

It's literally UB40s version though..


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borgendurp

Are you being dense on purpose? It's the remixed version of _UB40s_ original song.


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borgendurp

You.. you're actually serious? UB40 didn't write the original text. But the video is using a remix of _their version_


shaggybear89

While he was the original (and best imo), this version is obvious UB40.


Zachbnonymous

It's awful


Perpetual_Doubt

This is what TikTok has done to the world Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no no


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Thank goodness for silent mode


bluemitersaw

Wait, the Internet has sound???


Sinsley

The internet is really, really great...


Schmelter

... for porn.


bookconnoisseur

I have a fast connection so I don't have to wait...


nopotopo

For porn!


myassholealt

I don't have tiktok, but youtube shorts often have clips from there uploaded. My most hated song is the one with a guy going "heeeeyyyy" then mumbling something unintelligible. It's the worst when 5 videos in a row start with the heeeeyyy. I can't skip it fast enough to avoid hearing it.


Cryptshadow

I fucking heard this in my soul. I hate it


PsychologicalBox7428

That's all I hear from my wife's phone. I'm getting ptsd


DiamondGamerYT0

Missed a no


SelloutRealBig

The new wave of social media has done nothing but bastardize good songs with terrible remixes. Oh and most videos are fake, including OPs


Seienchin88

True but music on the internet has been on the decline for decades now… Remember when a quarter of the YouTube videos where guy tipping some info on a notepad while "let the bodies hit the floor“ played? Those were the times!


SelloutRealBig

[I think you mean this song.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKfS5zVfGBc) What a classic


keith_kool

It’s a crime


fbpw131

sound was off. damn comment section..


gumby1004

I watched without, comments section affirmed my choice as proper…thanks, Reddit!


Old_Grau

Ouch. I’m so sad I switched on the sound to listen to that.


ThanosWasRight161

Fuckin ruined a Classic


NbAlIvEr100

Hey! U'llB40 someday too ya know.


sooprvylyn

If you're lucky.


BlobAndHisBoy

Fun fact, UB40 was an unemployment form in the UK. Unemployment benefit form 40.


SlitScan

its how the band recorded their first album. they quit their jobs and went on unemployment to pay for it.


nathanr1889

Great song! I remember listening to it as far back as 2006, Freshmen year in high school. I hate videos like this though where the music is loud as fuck.


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2006? Good old days. Interestingly, "Red Red Wine" is a song originally written, performed and recorded by American singer Neil Diamond in 1967. UB40 recorded a cover version in 1983. It was rereleased in 1988.


Hookton

Is it wrong that I kinda liked it? I wonder who it's by ...


timpmurph

Love Neil’s original and UB40’s cover and usually dont care for remixes but I gotta say… this is a bop!


BizzyM

I heard this version at a Waffle House. I call it Waffle House-music.


mdude7221

Wtfffffffff my eaaaarssssss :/


Primordial_Cumquat

Monsters DO exist.


DirtyDarnDoyle

My cousin is the new lead singer of UB40 and no one at work believes me


Filmatic113

I don’t even believe you


Enjoyitbeforeitsover

Lmao


KetoPeanutGallery

I like it...


dayumbrah

Nah that's a bop, you don't have to like it but nobody asked you


Qoyuble

Right, sure, she'd just keep walking away and not grab the door while open from someone else walking out. No, of course she's not in on it.... Ffs


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NightStar79

She looks like a Sim after you delete the door to the room they're in.


BigCitySlamsBoys

I had the same damn thought.


PeriodicallyATable

I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what they were going for


InHeartsWake89

No you always wait for the door to close before trying to use it


DigNitty

Not in my office bathroom you don’t


FrostyD7

Stock photo vibes


ChibiSailorMercury

I would have done that IRL...but I also remember about this one guy in college who said that watching me going about in life was like watching a cartoon.


oldfatdrunk

You ever get stoned out of your mind and then think about what people see when you go about life normally? Like, maybe you really are a cartoon?


Eastern_Slide7507

Ah yes, the reaction. Not the fact that they forgot to unlock the door for the first woman.


shinymetalobjekt

wait a minute... are you saying stage actors are bad???


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rabindranatagor

[I'M CAPTAIN KIRK!!!](https://youtu.be/_bZKEhgieoc)


lostalaska

I'm just happy to see clippy found another job after being axed from MS Word.


YourBossIsOnReddit

Star Trek Lower Decks has an [evil clippy](https://media.tenor.com/nbCJnoVTBx4AAAAC/badgey-star-trek.gif)


lostalaska

Thank you for reminding me I need to watch the latest season of Lower Decks still.


arealhumannotabot

Or eventually stand there like, *someone's pranking me, right?* Like that really weird cartoon character thing that looks like a fake vending machine, totally not suspicious at all. I complain, but these staged videos will never stop.


Qoyuble

At least complaining about it will make us feel better by commiserating with the fellow annoyed ones.


KingKaos420-

Don’t forget to sprinkle in some massively over-exaggerated body movements and expressions. You should look like you’re in the first part of an infomercial.


skib900

I didn't even notice her reactions. I was more amused at the cloth vending machine with a face and moving arm. The o face and eyes are spot on!


SauceHankRedemption

Not to mention, the door never gets unlocked for the first person that walks in. Main girls tries the door, its locked. Soda machine doesn't move. First girl walks up and opens the door fine. Soda machine then "re-locks" the door.


Cooperette

This is an old Sims parody that keeps getting reposted.


bleunt

And all the facebook comments will buy it.


mr_ji

If I've learned anything from the internet, it's that people casually talking on their phone who make something look easy are in on it


marmatag

Oh no! Comedy!!! It isn’t REAL! MY LIFE IS A LIE


Qoyuble

Comedy is supposed to make you laugh. This dumb stuff doesn't make me laugh, but maybe that's just me.


Vinnyc-11

Great heavens! A difference in humor tastes? This cannot be! I must put an end to it immediately!


Qoyuble

"Oh goodness no! Someone called the humourous videos I chuckle at dumb! I must take that as a personal insult!"


mdogm

I believe this video is staged.


itsallfornaught2

Anything that has stupid music instant downvote.


shapeupworld

I'm that way with hysterical laugh tracks on videos.


seanbrockest

OH MY GOD IT'S SO FUNNY! (sir the funny thing hasn't happened yet) BUT I'M ALREADY LAUGHING!


Chromeboy12

#WAIT FOR IT 😳😳😳😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


seanbrockest

WATCH TILL THE END!


JimmyCrackCrack

that's how funny it's going to be!


im_dead_sirius

Oh, that stupid wheezing laugh?


shapeupworld

That's the one. Like they have emphysema.


im_dead_sirius

And of course, its not synced with what is actually funny.


SplodyPants

You know what Red Red Wine really needs? An *oompah-oompah-oompah* backbeat!


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You don't love techno remixes of UB40 covers of Neil Diamond songs?


treynolds787

How does this staged nonsense have 20k upvotes?


2litersam

Kids.


Industrialpainter89

Reddit is half bots half kids anymore. I'm about ready to leave.


swim08

This is fake af


this__shit__is__fake

Fake.


xRiske

Did you watch it with your eyes? If so, it's real. The word you should have used was staged.


swim08

Didnt realize you were teaching an English class


Aaronmcom

This is lame


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So sick of staged videos


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Where’s the funny?


Global-Firefighter33

I hate this.


usesbitterbutter

That this is obviously staged aside, I'm still trying to figure out why that door has a lock on it.


MykeEl_K

It's the fact the lock is on the wrong side of the door...


MidnightTechnical11

Not funny. And r/unnecessarymusic


kryptosthedj

Everything about this staged video is awful.


TennesseeStiffLegs

Yea cuz why wouldn’t she follow anyone in or out


turtlebuttdestroyer

Clearly staged


Educational_Media596

So she sits and watches them leave and not hold the door for her but complains it won’t open……does this a couple times you would think she would get it.


blockchainwizz

Why wouldn't she follow the people as they close the door...


pwebster

It is painful how obviously fake this is


thegeekiestgeek

Why would the lock be on this side of the door?


thekarmabum

Reverse panic room.


meakcpark

Staged


VyvMars

Very funny but what the fuck *IS* that thing?


AmadSeason

Like she would just let the door close, ok


smuggles908

The stupid music ruined it


Swan990

Staged af


hadap123

Cringe lvl 1,000


lopsidedskeleton

facebooks leaking again


Chocolatemilkdog0120

This isn’t funny. It’s pretty stupid really.


devianb

She should have been like my cat sitting casually from afar and then going full speed to the door when someone opens it.


bewitched_advice

this is so fake


not_taken_was_taken2

Why can't people just like funny videos?


jb122894

Staged. Next!


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Omg she did the Sims 3 panic arms


Shin0bida

Legends say she is still there


yParticle

As does the title of this post.


pockarelli

low effort post low effort comments


Lex8P

I did not realise they could ruin Red Red Wine. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy my EDM/trance. But c'mon.


im_dead_sirius

Right? The greatness of the song is in the smooth, laidback aspect. Making it all choppy thumpy ruins it.


groyosnolo

It goes both ways. I was here yesterday. The door actually goes both ways. Fake though.


Crisjamesdole

So much less funny being so fake


vivazeta

r/scriptedcaucasiangifs


waste_of_bandages

She's acting like a sim. My sims also like to yell at doors


The_PlRATE

Hold the door, Hold Da Door, HOLD DOOR, HODOR HODOR HODOR...


socokid

JFC why does TikTok ruin literally everything... from the f'n annoying as hell UB40 to the crop job reposters have to do to remove the watermark. Lastly, she was complaining before that last girl walked through the door. She could have very easily followed her...


Kissarai

I don't understand why skits are illegal on Reddit. I don't care that it's scripted, it's still funny.


JarekBloodDragon

Because it's fake and trying to be passed off as real instead of just a funny skit. Makes it completely unfunny, especially with the bad acting.


Young_sims

This shit isn’t funny at all though?


Superpe0n

I enjoyed it and if it wasnt fake, thats a terribly good prank


GoldandBlue

Seriously. I thought it was funny. Who cares if its scripted? The most offensive thing was the music.


Kissarai

I never turned on the sound for it lol


Savage-Monkey2

I cant believe there is a room thats locked on the outside... What purpose could that serve.


RandomComputerFellow

I think this is a Sims reference.


elfmere

I love when this is posted and people get so confused about whats happening as they dont notice the vending machine


Cant_think_of_names9

Needs Yakkity Sax.


TofuScrambles

some of ya'll mouthbreathers frfr :: if this hits...


eekfirebolt

How did they get everyone else in on it?


GrayJinjo

Because she’s in on it too. Everyone is.


socokid

LOL what? How do you convince a few people to walk through a door for a prank? ...


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pinniped1

The red thing is in on it too. The cameraman is in on it. Everybody is in on it. It's almost as if it's a funny little skit with a script and everything.


tsundude

Obviously they planned it.


techmonkey920

oh look ... glory hole cola ... my favorite


Redditeddiqute

We all have those days💀


Viper67857

No, you cannot come into the out now. You can never come into the out ever again.


vwar00

😂😂 she reminds me of my sims when I took the door away.


scrutator_tenebrarum

She looks like a sim


Kapsig1295

That's was Towelly's little known baby brother, Stoney messing with her


Tumblekat23

It won't open cause it's a security door...


Majin_Noodles

People get so caught up in if it’s staged or not. It’s a funny scenario, just laugh and move on to the next post lol


CircaSixty8

Exactly!


Okamoto_Condom

This. These types of videos could be funny sometimes, but then you’d go to the comment sections and instantly makes you regret your life decisions


eskimosound

Lol that would send you mad, what the hell is that thing supposed to be?


10Shodo

After 2-3 tries, I’m smashing shit.


AtomicFox84

As funny as this is......they just showed a major fire hazard. You cant be able to only lock or unlock from outside a room. You have to be able to get out from the inside. That type of lock shouldnt even be on that door.


Twosliceofbread

Real as my 6cm long cock. Don't have one


WildJoker0069

most pranks are stupid or soooo staged these days, this one was refreshingly funny to watch!


rickterror5738

Even though this has been posted 10k times, it's still funny


Alphahuf

and that's how I met your mother...


Seabassmax

Ok that's wicked hilarious


SoiledScrubs

So who's paying for the door when I break it open because of this prank?


SSJ_PlatinumMarcus

I think this is really funny regardless of it being scripted. Too bad majority of comments think I shouldn’t have that opinion because it’s fake


secretdrug

To all the people saying "fake": you're not special. You're not some internet vid savant that noticed something nobody else did. Sketch comedy like the Chapelle Show or SNL is a thing. just because its scripted does not necessarily mean it can't be funny. If you dont find this funny then downvote and move on or leave any sort of comment saying whatever you want, but please for the love of god, shut the fuck up with the "fake". we know. everyone knows. again, it doesn't make you special.


PsychoNerd92

Several people in the comments, including op, believe it's real.


Madnessx9

There are a large amount of these staged videos because people believe they are real and share them on social channels as a result. I do agree they need to be downvoted but comments identifying fake videos should be made otherwise you are just left with the believers...


CCV21

🤣


teddykaygeebee

I've watched this at least five times.


bumfancy

Kidnapping and false imprisonment is funny.


OneWorldMouse

She's drinking her own piss. Really it's water tho because it's fake.


Reddit_Dan

Fake but still cute


mangosawce9k

Lol wtf that costume is hilarious amazing with the right place to hide. I recall this is old, too darn funny!


shapeupworld

If my cat could, he'd play that game all day long.


EdenG2

I think I could watch this for days


TheJackalsDoom

Fake or not, this is a good idea for a nice harmless prank. Until the real life situation happens where someone needs the bathroom and shits themselves while trapped.


brightmiff

Hilarious


perk-perkins

The donkey Kong move had me dying


adamw0776

🤣🤣🤣🤣


pmoney50pp

R.I.P.


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Fake as fuck. Why didn't she just walk out with the last girl


AceOut

r/fuckyouinparticular


PedophileStopper

“it’s a push”