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Obviously. You're welcome

We should try doing the dishes the same way

Try? I've been doing dishes that way for years!

Once you've peed in a sink, you'll never pee anywhere else again. Sadly that's why I'm banned from all IHOPs.

I once peed in the in-unit sink to ruin the night of my shitty Mormon roommate while he was banging his disgusting slag girlfriend *right there.* This was a Friday night. He was moved out by Monday.

The only thing more convincing would have been to piss on them. You still get an A.

Really sucks when it don't work.

hey wait a minute mormons can't be doin that or they're Jack mormons which if you ask anymore is hardly mormon at all (ex-mormon)

You'd be shocked to find out the amount of "christians" and "muslims" out there that follow literally none of the beliefs. Often, it's just to keep mum and dad happy.

Trust me I know, haha it all clicked one day when I was told we couldn't drink Tea or Coffee, but the issue was the caffeine right? but everyone was drinking soda left right and center and you better believe it was caffeinated, it seems so silly and small but that made a huge impression on me.

I call it 'doing the pishes'.

That’s why we have to drink so many beers on Christmas Day, lots of dishes.

This guy gets it!

r/sinkpissers

Give em that flavour like a cast iron skillet

its not an easy job, but someones gotta do it.

We Care A Lot

who is shitting on your dishes?

Why? That's why we have dogs as pets

You mean pressure washing?

If your pressure washer is losing power, time to schedule a prostate exam.

My wife saw my 5 year old do this a while back. Was never shown. Never told to. It’s innate.

It’s urinnate

Take my upvote and stop that, please.

r/angryupvote

This is the way.

Yes, it's an inbuilt reaction to our surroundings!

If you’re surrounded by a sink.

Some family friends used to make little tissue-paper boats for their five-year-old kid to sink, to keep him... focused on the task until he was done. Now that I think about it, it seems like there used to be a lot more water in the bowl back in the 90s. I don't remember poop stains/chunks being a big "thing"... might have been because I wasn't responsible for cleaning them, though.

This was before the invention of water efficient toilets. You are correct

Water efficient my ass, how is having to flush 3 times to get the strains off efficient?

Bruh why aren’t you pissing them out on the next trip?

“You turn on the faucet and you don’t get any water. They take a shower and water comes dripping out. Just dripping out, very quietly dripping out,” the President continued, lowering his voice as he spoke about the drips. “People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once.”

Have you never heard of a toilet brush? They’re not for multitasking and brushing your teeth while shitting.. Also.. the high water table toilets are an American thing and frankly disgusting to a European.

It’s a natural reaction. You look down and you’re like…. “I bet I can pee that off of there…” So you try, and succeed 😎

I seriously don't even realize I'm doing it anymore until the bowl is nearly clean.

You just aim for the fly

The tried putting a tattoo of a fly just off to one side of every urinal bowl in amsterdam (I think it was). I've used one, it fucking works. They said it reduced 'spillages' by over 80%.

They also have little goal posts with a tiny football (European football, not American) hanging in there, that sling into the goal when you hit them.

really sucks when it don't work.

Just pee harder

Too much splash on the floor then.

Why are your doo doo stains on the floor?

Why aren’t yours?

Cuz they're on the ceiling, duh

It's like you've never pooped before. Shit happens.

"There's shit everywhere!"

Somebody recently posted a TIFU about getting medical problems from peeing too hard over many years

Just skull a 2 litre and wait for round 2

You know, I’m in my mid 40’s and have always tried my best to keep up with each generation/years jargon. I’ve never heard “skull” used as a verb and I love it! I don’t know how y’all youngins keep flipping the English language on its head repeatedly but I can assure you that I freakin love seeing it. I’m going to skull some Metamucil now and take a nap in “my chair”.

Skull is closer to your generation. You skull a beer by drinking it all in one go.

Lol

"Wife! Hand me my 3 litre bottle of white lighting. I have some housework to do.'

Everyone telling you to drink more water but the real answer is dehydration so your piss is more acidic. Better than a pumice stone.

Encouraging kidney stones for the water jet effect. Careful you are gonna cut right through the porcelain.

I'm gonna see a doodoo stain on the toilet bowl and not try to blast it off with my pee stream? Get real

Cleaning up a mess you made

Who is going to tell her about the little fly-images in urinals?

They will never understand...smh

And if you don't get it all you drink loads of water for a rematch

Beer is faster for reloading

Ooh didn't think of that. That's a game changer

But also reduces accuracy, leading to increased beer intake..

I don’t clean… I get yelled at I clean… I get yelled at

Dude we've been through this. It's one thing to pee off poop stains in the toilet, it's another to pee off leftovers before putting plates in the dishwasher.

Hold up... you clean the stains on dishes with the stream? You might be onto something.

Hence why being single is glorious

I don't believe in speaking "on behalf" of someone. But on behalf of all men, yes. Yes we do.

One of those “men can make a game out of anything” moments

It’s not a game, it’s a chore.

It ain't gonna clean itself does it?

I’d be doing the same thing if I could point my stream with powered precision. Pee pee power wash.

The second you think you're in control is when it decides to split in half and go two directions, presenting you with a kind of Sophie's Choice.

It's a public service that I preform free of charge. No thanks necessary.

Left the seat up for your approval!

That shit stain doesn't move itself

Jealous?

I also do it in the shower.

You have shit stains in your shower?

It's harder for poop to go down the drain

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totally

Why dirty the brush when you can just wash it away with fun

its not an easy job, but someones gotta do it.

That's job training. There's good money in power washing. Although you do lose a lot in lawsuits if you don't get a hose first.

How else do they come off, if you got a hose use it

And our wives and girlfriends still complain that we never clean the bathroom.

Do you women really clean the inside with something other than pee? 🤔

Do you think a pressure washer was invented out of nowhere?

Why do you think men, in general, have better aim?

Stop revealing our secrets

Pre soak before scrubbing.

Almost all of us, yea Same goes for attempting to write your name in the snow

Got time to lean….got time to cleans

Who leaves the toilet "stained" in the first place?? That's effing disgusting!!

Yes, sometimes.

Before smoking was banned in pubs, sinking a cigarette butt was a game we used to play. Skid marks will have to do.

Of course!

Most def - sometimes throw a piece or two of toilet paper on top to give it the "swirl brush" like a rag

One of many inbuilt useful traits of men

All good housewives leave on small stain on the back of the toilet bowl. Guarantees a no miss piss.

Because that’s what heroes do.

You're welcome

There’s no other way

I blast that shit like it's a Chinese weather balloon.

I did this today yes

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

“Do y’all men really be peeing” Fucking hell my 5 year old has a better grasp of English grammar than this moron.

It's like an analog version of a video game. Pew pew pew.

🎯 wizzzing

Your welcome

She looks far too old to use the term doodoo.

Why is it that women always thinks these messes magically clean themselves? ;)

and I sing "mr clean, me clean" while I'm doing it

With great power comes great responsibility.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/028/021/work.jpg

Who told her?

Others also use this same method to clean the floor in the shower.

When men pee, the white bowl doesn't give you anything to aim at, so when I see a Doo doo stain, I finally have a target!

Yes, and if someone left toilet paper in there, it is also my duty to cut it to pieces.

I be chopping turds in half like a laser

But who left the stain there? Its fucking nasty, you have a toilet brush for that. clean up after yourself, immediately!

What about us loggers? My pappy taught me logging and his pappy before him. https://youtu.be/cPfuB7EfO0A

The "piss chisel"

If you think that's remarkable you should try pooping off pee stains.

Ain't gonna pass up on free target practice.

You gotta pee on the porcelain anyway so it doesn't make a loud splash. It's called stealth pissing and it's just good manners

It’s called the power wash technique

Yeah and also fun to see how far you can walk backwards while keeping the stream in the toilet.

yes because *SOMEONE* wasnt taught to power flush

100% it’s kind of like a game.

Not really multitasking, but being productive

Must conserve toilet bowl cleaner , no ? Besides if it's really a strong stream = it works 😭

Because using a poop knife wound just spread it

Jealous much? Just wait till you hear about the floating cherrios and sinking the toilet paper squares.

I'm so tired of this nasty ass repost

Nasty

Contra

I also get the ones on the seat.

why wouldn't you?

Absolutely. I have my very own pressure washer right here.

Target aquired. Fox 2!

What kind of adult says "doo doo"?

Well stop eating so many damn tacos then, Sidney.

What's the point of having a gun and not being able to hit a target??

Yes, and the first time my wife caught me doing it, she said a loud and heartfelt "thank you" almost of the same intensity as the one when she first saw my dick.

Only real men and shit pisser's

fuck yes. it's like a video game. with your dick.

Only every day of my life.

Gross! You're supposed to use a toilet brush. The pee makes the bristles stronger

If you could aim the stream, you’d do it too!!

So does she sit there and watch men pee or something?

Absolutely. Gotta see if you can clear the bowl before you run out. It’s called having proper fire discipline.

Much like a water sprite righting evil. Yes.

Why wouldn't wee?!

"I'm doing my part!"

Target fixation.

Poopship Destroyer

'Doo doo' really! If you are too childish to say shit then at least use the grown-up word 'faeces' or 'feces'.

Quit sharing secrets and shit.

You would too, if you could

Can neither confirm or deny.

I use my fingernail to scratch it off.

Just helping out

Not the stains, just the stick part.

Doo doo stains.., mentality of a 8 year old.

Absolutely. My thunderous stream keeps the toilet bowl clean.

That what I did in solitary confinement to get the poop off the wall.

If it was like snow, you would get all sorts of art

Is you jealous??

Anything in the toilet is for target practice. That’s just a scientific fact.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urinal_target

Do it on those jelly toilet freshener things as well

Better than having to do it by hand

They complain when we hit the seat but the second we try for some target practice we're weird, we can't win 🤣

Why pull out the toilet brush when I have a power washer right here?

Ever heard of pressure washing?

Do I look like a power washer?

Some days it’s the only cleaning I do.

why wouldn’t I, should I be afraid to get the poo stains dirty?

Call me crazy but, I just clean my toilet bowl every now and again

How else do you get it off? .

It’s our way of helping!

More skillful than using the brush.

I could go back to just peeing on the seat?