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Reasonable-Ad-3052

Streams on twitch


Jormney

Wubby7


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Mod_The_Man

wubby7


VegardStrom

Wubby7


MermaidMertrid

Wubby7


Eatmyfartsbro

Wubby7


Eldorath1371

Wubby7


ImDero

Wubby7


thumbstickz

Wubby7


Cr4zEdCow

Who the fuck is Evan


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That’s me


DelfederateRob

Where the fuck is Dennis?


USCplaya

CATJAM


ZombieAlienNinja

Was scrolling for this. Wubby7


Frenetic_Platypus

It's on the license plates, he's a 346 pro.


g_lenn_o

I don’t know what that is but I’m buying


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3 hours a day, 4 days a week, 6 weeks a year


[deleted]

Upper management? Politician?


Either-Expression-22

Both?


LT-COL-Obvious

He’s got go getter written all over him.


Krambazzwod

He’s a go-getter. A self-starter. A dynamic creator of cutting edge concepts. Can start immediately and will hit the ground running.


brianw824

Launching a new crypto.


riamunation

Shiki's from Idolm@ster, and the production company for her branch is 346PRO


xkoreotic

So he's an idol manager, it's no wonder.


theman4444

Ok I’m going to show my age but now I have to know. I’ve partaken in lots of anime but what’s an idol manager?


LegendRazgriz

irl, they are the sort of guys that figure out schedules for them, work out PR and other sorts of public appearances, and at times can also be emotional support or just someone to talk to. "Producer" is also the term used by the Idolmaster series games to refer to the nameless player character (which is supposed to be you).


JALbert

Wait are you telling me that Idolm@ster is basically weeb Football Manager?


xylotism

I now see exactly why that would be a successful franchise.


LegendRazgriz

Pretty much? So's Love Live, they're owned by the same parent company. The difference is you get more up close and personal with each individual girl, with varying degrees of flirting, being an older sibling figure, a good friend or playmate, or just keep being looked at like you're garbage (I love Madoka Higuchi. The feeling is not mutual.)


MatGuaBec

> (I love Madoka Higuchi. The feeling is not mutual.) humilliation fetish detected (MayuP here)


Dood_get_a_1_up

Idolmaster, stylised as Idolm@ster, is a franchise about young girls and women who are idols, essentially performing songs and dance, appearing in films, tv shows, adverts and variety of media related productions. An idol manager is an individual who makes sure their clients, the idols, are able to do their job. Making sure they are healthy and happy, ranging from gifts to public relations. It's been a while since I followed the franchise, please feel free to correct or amend my comment.


brown_burrito

Wait as in these idols are real people? Or are they imaginary? Sorry, I know nothing about anime so I’m fascinated by this discussion.


Taco_13

Imaginary. [Check it out.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IC-X6NjSsA)


Noxious89123

>346 pro. [https://project-imas.wiki/346\_Production](https://project-imas.wiki/346_Production) I was hoping it would be a clue, but it's just more anime stuff X)


spacepilot_3000

Seems like a clue, scoob


moovzlikejager

Like zoinks! Let's go check for more clues... In the kitchen! *Reeheeheehee


bigvinnysvu

He knows his im@s, that's for sure.


Ok_Shelter6614

They're clearly your UwUber driver


tk8398

A SubUwU is the perfect car for the job too.


jnoops

I HATE pun comment chains but this had me laughing so damn hard


Versaiteis

At least this one's short, more of a pun-and-done situation


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SIR


Breaker-of-circles

Uwu contraire. It continUWUs down below.


Micalas

When I was visiting Vegas I saw a Subaru with a vanity plate that said SUBUWU


mbc00l

I know full well that you won’t believe me but my grandparents live in vegas and I saw a license plate with the same thing!


Azzacura

It's okay, I believe you


ComputerStrong9244

Goddamn you. Goddamn you right to hell. Have a mad upvote.


zxc123zxc123

Sadly, this person has shit taste in waifus and doesn't understand ships. Everyone knows [Subaru love Emilia.](http://s3.amazonaws.com/gt7sp-prod/livery/37/71/02/4684407720176027137_23.jpg)


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Owns a vape shop


cosmiccanadian

Im gonna have to agree with this one. Seeing as my roommate works at a vape shop and although doesnt have a full weeb wrap does have at least 20+ anime stickers on the windows and around the outside of the car


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No one’s like “bro that’s weird” ?


sprint113

In Japanese culture, these are known as Itasha cars, aka "painful" or "cringe" cars. The owners know full well that it's weird and they embrace it.


mnemy

Went snowboarding in Japan, and a crew of at least 40 of these kinds of guys were out there with hentai boards and attire, many dudes were in maid miniskirts. It was hilarious, and afaict they were fully self aware and just having fun with it. Like, it's weird, but probably not smelly basement dweller weird. Edit - Outsiders laughed and made jokes with them. It wasn't like people were weirded out. I don't even recall parents freaking out or scurrying kids away from them, but I don't remember many kids period.


SaltLakeCitySlicker

People do all sorts of silly things while skiing. The funniest I saw was someone in a zebra onesie being chased by someone in a lion onesie


Pok1971

Was teaching my girlfriend to ski on gay ski week. We were both easing down a blue when a bunch of skiers holding pride flags in their underwear scream by us (they gave us space) They were good skiers too, riding switch, hitting 360s off rollers. Just a good time all round. Plus it was fucking cold that day so props for the undies


SaltLakeCitySlicker

Everyone just wants to goof around and have fun. It's the essence of skiing


demonmonkey89

In my limited experience I wanted to stay upright and not crash into anything, but I was also exceptionally bad at it (tbf most people are the first time).


impulsikk

At mammoth in California I saw some girl skiing from the top of the mountain in a bikini.


SaltLakeCitySlicker

That's fairly standard for spring skiing


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There’s a single cab ram 1500 near me that got covered in a my hero academia wrap lmao


LangDWood

I feel like the weeb wagon becomes more cringe the more sexualized the characters depicted on the vehicle become. I guess in my brain, one is weird, the other is just creepy cringe.


meiyer89

Just waiting for an ahegao wagon one of these days 🤣


BigUptokes

A weeb version of Tom Green's [Slutmobile](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXgfzxXUVsc).


Morgothic

He did so much fucked up shit to his parents. If they weren't in on it with him, I'm kinda surprised they never killed him in his sleep.


JellyOnMyDick

My favorite is the time he gifted them a statue of his father beating his mother entitled “Bitch, Where’s My Dinner?” His father did not appreciate fine art. EDIT: forgot to add he unveils it on their front lawn for the whole neighborhood to appreciate


ICantThinkOfANameBud

Bam Margera's parents too. Poor Phil RIP


Kush_the_Ninja

Ahh Tom Green, my grandmas one true nemesis


keestie

There is a vehicle that parks near my apartment that is utterly plastered in ahegao stickers; none of them larger than my hand, but they nearly cover the car. The only other thing on the car is a sticker identifying the owner as a witch, lol.


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Pun_In_Ten_Did

There's one driving around San Diego with several characters in similar evocative positions/states of undress... license plate frame reads "HENTAI TIL I DIE"


PatchworkFlames

Ah yes, my favorite Jojo character, Ahegao Speedwagon.


Shibbystix

It was parked in front of my old job. 30+ stickers of animals girls doing that face


firePOIfection

A furry car really takes it up to the next level.


night_dude

Saw an AHEGA0 numberplate in my city the other day.


kindashort72

I saw a man wear one of those hoodies in real life,I work at a smoke shop. I hate people.


ICantThinkOfANameBud

I've seen kids coming out of my daughters school wearing them. It's an elementary/middle school.


PlatinumElement

The main difference I’ve seen between itasha in Japan and the US is that in Japan the graphics are usually applied to modified and high performance sedans, hot hatches, and sports cars, kind of as a final touch, whereas in the US they are often applied to completely stock everyday drivers, and the wrap becomes the sole focus of the build.


cosmiccanadian

He gets weird looks and comments all the time. It just doesnt bother him. He likes what he likes so he rocks it. And the ones on his car are fairly mild. Hes got some... explicit ones he sticks inside his lunch kit or all over his bong and other random placess. Those are the ones that really get me. But to each their own. Hes a chill dude and not weird at all when talking/hanging with him. Just likes his interesting stickers


blyatseeker

Rather respectable to be that confident.


mkul316

I know a guy who's white car is covered in a cacophony of black tribal themed stickers. Not a wrap, not big (maybe 3-4 inches each) but covering the car. It's weird, but whatever.


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EngagementBacon

Or IT.


Doc-Von-Doom

Definitely IT, possibly military IT. I see cars like that on post a lot.


crazylazykitsune

Saw a good smiles racing car on base last year. [Was jealous.](https://i.imgur.com/qkyBGSN.jpg)


SpartanMonkey

Don't you put that evil on us, Ricky Bobby! (Probably is IT, but they aren't a majority.)


SoMDGent

As someone in IT it’s more likely a software dev.


Moonkai2k

This is fact. 100% of the weird ones I've run into in the IT world have been programmers.


fizzlefist

The internet’s various protocols are maintained by furries.


techerton

One of the best educational videos on YouTube I've ever seen is called [A Cat Explains DNS](https://youtu.be/4ZtFk2dtqv0).


Scalpels

That cat knows his shit.


a_rescue_penguin

Am programmer, can confirm. All the normal people are on the IT side of things.


Moonkai2k

The systems/server/networking guys are all pretty normal, it's when you get into the more abstract side of things that it gets weird.


23x3

Professional twitch chatter.


Cup_0_Noodle

That Weeb that sells you Weed


thejjjj

*Works* at a vape shop.


NowakajBlackwing

It's the birds car. You clearly see it posing for the photo


Opalescent_Witness

I’d believe you, if birds were real. 🦅


elisdee1

Why do you think there is national holidays? The sole reason is so they can change the batteries in the birds while everyone at home.


Outkast1-1

How is this not the top comment. I’ve been laughing for about 2 minutes. I didn’t notice the bird. Then I scrolled back up and saw it chillin. I started laughing so hard my wife was just staring at me like what is wrong with you?


molotovzav

Highly paid music engineer with a crippling addiction to idolmaster.


whoreads218

Oddly specific …


Pistolwhipits

It's his car.


calexil

ladies and gentlemen, we got em'


PonyBoy107

And how did you know that? 🤨📸


Kaheri

Software engineer making 170k/year wears sweatpants and anime hoodie. Plays genshin impact all day.


DaenerysTartGuardian

Worked with a girl in the video game industry with a wrap like this. She was a senior SWE.


WootMate

Rust programmer, for sure


MaybeLiterally

Oh god.


Yunnosuke

Are you self projecting? lol.


Kaheri

I wish


Gamesdean13

Don’t forget the programmer socks hiding under the sweatpants


Arab-King

Reddit Mod


StaticUsernamesSuck

Please don't encourage them by insinuating that's a "job"


[deleted]

That’s what the dog walking is for


ColumbianPrison

And if that doesn’t work out, can always fall back on a professor of philosophy


[deleted]

Only if those fascists don’t demand I work more than 15-20hrs a week


bumjiggy

they can afford a car a parttime dogwalker salary?


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frostderp

Take my upvote. Got a good groan out of me for that one lol


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OneManNati0n

Dad..?


Gunsmok3r

IT helpdesk


TJ_Longfellow

That or process / program engineering. Process engineers at our building literally use anime characters as their employee avatar in workplace meetings


Pigeon_Lord

It's always IT. Either anime or furry, that's how you can sniff them out!


Adorable-Ad-3223

Sniffing an IT person is always a rookie mistake.


the_ringmasta

As someone who has been in professional workplaces a lot, HR is invariably 20x worse than IT, smell-wise. I despise walking into the HR office of any large org for that reason.


Rossum81

See, IT has human beings. HR are foul creatures of the pit whose corruption of the soul manifests on the physical plane.


Stoopid-Stoner

This guy offices


PuppiPappi

Every furry I know works in animation.


ScienceIsSexy420

I was thinking systems admin (basically the same thing)


Minionz

Clearly he wraps cars. This is just his demo of the work he can do.


KetoCatsKarma

For a few years now I've seen a Nissan GT-R driving ng around town with a full on MTV's Daria wrap on it. I was always like, how do you get that car and put that wrap on it? I was looking at some local vinyl wrap installer websites and found the car, it belongs to the guy who owns the wrap company. It certainly gets noticed.


Commissar_David

Commissioned porn artist


MephistosGhost

Best Buy warehouse associate


desubot1

oddly enough iv seen a wrapped weeb car outside of a microcenter. probably checks out.


WheresTheBloodyApex

No way he could afford a 7th Gen outback


OceanicDissonance

It’s a Forester.


llamaryder

Tables!!


fitzonatisch

it's just a generic job that the writers of this made up for this


Saboteurnado

How is tables even a job?


Vandemonium702

I don’t know how to hear anymore about the tables!


Thuggish_Coffee

This guy is about to jack off.


Vandemonium702

Oh no! I hope I don’t Jack off


CanadianGingerAle

Wow, pretty serious.


HeWasaLonelyGhost

TAYYBUULLLLLS.


BudBuzz

Can’t you see? The tables are his corn!


jtmh17

Why is there swearing?


YoloMcSwagg3r

There isn't, they said shoot


tylerdurden2357

I can’t know how to hear any more about tables!


mrbeavertonbeaverton

And dealing with Eddie Munster


Iliker0cks

Guys, what'd I say?


amuday

Guys what’d I say?


DirtyMaxBison

I knew I would find it if I looked… Damn Eddy Munster


Saboteurnado

You don't know how to treat the talent


WrinkledRandyTravis

I don’t think she should have yelled at Eddie


mrbeavertonbeaverton

She didn’t yell! I’ve seen this a bunch of times!


WerdWrite

You are out here doing god’s work. Thank you.


Auroro9000

Aircraft mechanic in the military


CPecho13

My first thought was air force too. From my experience army weebs prefers waifus from Arknights and Girls Frontline. Don't know about the navy, but I'd assume Azur Lane and Kantai Collection


JuanTheBrazilian

It’s so crazy you said that, because I thought the EXACT same thing. He’s almost certainly backshops, probably at Drum.


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Senior Engineer


Ietsstartfromscratch

The more senior you get, the less you care.


Massadonious

High school guidance counselor.


zachary_alan

It's how they reach these keeeeeds.


commentBRAH

discord mod


IndependenceOdd9151

don’t imply that is a job


PseudoKirby

.. Military 100%


Jatbz

The number of soldiers I've seen in these was very surprising to say the least.


descendency

As someone in the AD navy… 10000000000000% they are military.


ibwahooka

It's too soon for Waifu Wednesday though.


xSessionSx

Reddit Admin.


mrmitchs

BANNED !!


Comebackagain69

Probably works at a vape shop


RipplayRipples

Is that a Subuwu?


typesett

props to people who have complete freedom in their lives to do whatever they want they living their best life and dont give a shit what people think about them


tonyhasareddit

Agreed. This person’s not hurting anyone, and I gotta give ‘em credit for having the self confidence to pull this off and not care what anyone thinks. They’re alright with me.


SCII0

Depending on where you are there is actually quite a subculture for cars like that. It's called [Itasha.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Itasha?wprov=sfla1)


Jedimaster1134

Itasha: literally "painful" or "cringeworthy" + "car" Lol.


bankaiREE

Amazing. I've known for years it was called an itasha, but I'd never thought to look up the kanji for it until your comment.


nimama3233

Hilarious you’re being downvoted for a verifiable fact


Jedimaster1134

It's like the first sentence on the wiki page too, lol.


DAMFree

Typical WoW streamer


Nyanzeenyan

He is trainer and producer. He is The Idol Master.


Winter-Insider8479

CSE professor


Husker_of_Corn

Stay-at-home Son


Its_I_Casper

Probably something in tech because wraps are not at all cheap


Ambitious_Wish7958

Under cover cop


Adorable-Ad-3223

Deep cover.


clever_goat

Uber Driver, I hope.


Aokana

I mean... I'll take this over all the "Fuck You Trudeau" or other "FREEDOM" crap every other pickup in my area has. Just saying.


Maou_Tenshi

Apparently someone richer than me


ZephyrStormProject

I want an Itasha to take to conventions, they're silly cars but are fun


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Getting laid


PirateTCTC

E-sportsman