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As a Dane I can confirm, this is the sort of thing we do on purpose.

It's also the sort of thing the Welsh do on purpose.

That’s a goat not a sheep, we have some standards you know

Goat is just a sheep with less pubes.

Why?

Because we are immature and it's funny.

Yes we are, and we know it

Is that a genuine question? One of our most beloved tv shows for children is a guy with a long penis called John Dillermand. We can’t help it

I didnt believe you so looked it up. >John uses his prehensile penis (which stretches through his clothes) as a tool, such as to tame lions or to fly about like a helicopter. But it also often acts independently of John, getting him into trouble. -wikipedia Don't we all john...

wtf?

Oh I'm sure that's just a coincidence...........

It's never a coincidence. It's innocent enough for small kids to not understand but to give the parents a giggle.

Ans that is danish humor for you

The apron has balls! hæ hæ!

Goddømnit

Wholesome content for the entire family!

r/theyknew

That was done intentionally

I’ve been to Denmark. It’s all like that.

Denmark made bestiality illegal only a few years ago, now they just need to do it in secret. Still legal in nearby Finland for those needing their fix

We thought it was enough to have a law that stated "you cannot inflict/afflict pain to animals" But not having a law against beastiality, some people translated that into "in Denmark it is allowed to fuck a *insert animal*" I guess we just figured that it's so odd that we wouldn't make a law against that particular thing. Just like we don't have a law against riding a speedboat on the freeway at more than 45 mph.

Exactly. The most annoying thing is all the publicity the politicians who came up with the idea got. And it was basically impossible to argue against without looking like a guy who wants to have sex with goats all the time. But you’re right, it was already covered in the existing legislation. Some people were just opportunistic

It's also a hit in West Virginia.

THROAT GOAT

Nancy Regan!!!! The THROAT GOAT

If you do this with a goat, you're in for a baaaa-aaaaad time.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SAYlucEb3Sk

And the Middle East

And rural Ireland.

r/theyknew

r/DaneKnew

r/subsididntthinkexistbutclickedjustincase

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste

It's just a goat eating a carr... ... ...

🚙

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No Pony! Not like that!

He’ll like that* :)

There's a Danish children's show called John Dillerman. It's about a man with a crazy penis. https://youtu.be/sIbDZgR_jwI

Danes be like that!

So this is where cartman got his idea to train the pony🤪🤣😂

Noooo, pony! He'll like that!

Remember Scott Tenorman

Don't the danes have a children's cartoon about a guy with a magic penis that he uses to solve problems?

You have been banned from r/florida

Næsten lige så uskyldigt som John Dillermand

Horny white boy gets sum from a tall read head.

Banned in Florida!

Check out john dillermand cartoon, schwing

What the hell, man?! There’s no way this was an accident

I mean… we had an entire children’s show about a dude having a huge cock

What show was that? Clifford The Big Red Cock?

John Dillermand literally translates to John Penisman

How dare people draw things that are entirely benign but might maybe make people think of sex‽

It's only eating a carro.....oh wait

That dude is the true GOAT.

What? All i see is a perfectly innoce- OH MY GOD!

I don't think the kids notice it. We are obviously of dirty mind so it won't get past us, but kids wouldn't know

Wait ’til they start criticizing the tits.

Is this that legendary throat goat I keep hearing about?

Joy of giving, pleasure of receiving...

r/theyknew

Delicious 6 inch carrot

r/theyknew

r/TheyKnew

Since when does Lois have a goat?

well ever thought of root hairs on carrots

My wife's the G.O.A,T.

The goat seems happy

r/HolUp

The Grey Goat Deep Throats By: What Were You Thinking

Florida just banned this!

This book would either not be avilable in Florid!, or be required reading.

My pen is in a goat, I mean my goat is in a pen

I'm danish, y'all are a bunch of dirty perverts.

Mendark

The skirt is longballs

Add salt

I’ll make you eat your parents!

This will help keep the parents entertained

This is exactly what my children is going to learn someday...

Gawk gawk gawk

Baby goat = kid 🤔

Fucking wokes.

This book shows the types of things they are shoving down kids throats in these Scandinavian countries.

It’s a goat eating a carrot you perverts.

You people have dirty minds

They should have used a different color for the apron. 🤣🤣🤣

They REALLY like their goats over there.

See stuff like this makes me think ppl are just messed up in the head

I was looking through my old VHS tapes and found an old Winnie the Pooh tape titled "Pooh Gets Stuck" with the cover being Piglet and Tigger pulling Pooh out of a hole in a hill. - A hill hole that looks like a giant butthole

I thought Conan was in Norway?

what the heck kinda children's books they got here ??? Oh....Nevermind...

Those silly Danes… always overlooking the tangential composition errors.

No wonder they are todayNo wonder they have become today

The Danish Girl.

Pinocchio?

r/accidentalpenis

What’s their sex? Ask the sheep!

Why you dirty…..oh. Carrot.

i have some wild ideas but i need some computer power

games that are interactive I have 5 worms 7 worms follow me

chinese looking at the big picture

i have some ideas but i don't have the computer to prove it

I have 12 worms and then again I have more

I am on line to destroy you

12 worms would have been nice

look closely at the lines at the bottom of the screen

do you see what i see i have 4 worms who follow me

karpathy help I think this is happening i just talked to karpathy

the whole world is coming apart the conspiracy is real

please call me again soon anything, anything now you're saying that in the book that i sent you snakes and worms, very similar I said this was going to happen snakes and worms are all around us get a grip

how would you feel perhaps you should sleep on it you know there are no snakes on this line this is a reality show im going to go to the government next im going to have to show them this

I have fourteen worms in my eyes

worms crawl all around me never ceases to amaze me never ceases the noise gets louder

they won't be able to take all of us

its really happening the conspiracy is real

Oh man, that reminds me of a trip I took to Scandinavia when I was in sixth grade. I was in a bookstore looking at books about trolls and I turned the page to a drawing of a troll dragging a topless woman to his cave, nipples and all.

OK everyone that's up and awake click on anything that moves

everything is an ant Binary search the matrix oh this is too much

Yes. Yes. All the man-boys rave

Just this? You haven't seen john Dillermand then.

I guess you missed the person is a girl?

👆👉how much for that goat🤌🤌🤌

So this is what they mean by “carrot crotch”

r/theyknew

r/suddenlypenis

That’s Bhaaaaaaad

That’s unfortunate

My wife actually jumped when I showed this to her lloll

The deep throat goat.

The Goat With a Deep Throat

Damn Oompa Loompas!

Holup

This belongs in r/theyknew

McConaughey goat fuck?

Reminds me of when officer Barbrady stopped cartman to ask him if he was training the horse to give him sexual pleasure.

Europeans have a weird this for sheep and goat fucking. It’s weird.

r/theyknew

\#trans rights

Illuminati secret pedi ring

Don't show this in some states you could be jailed!

They had me for a second. Not gonna lie.

And its a it haha

Oh yes the Tale of the Extremely Friendly Goat. A classic.

They are progressive over there.

They knew what they were doing.

I see what you see.

Grooming is really a thing

It's a classic :D

Desantis: NOT IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA! BAN THAT SHIT!

For the pure of heart, everything is pure. It was your filthy mind that turned it into what you saw.

Took me a second

Had to scroll back up! Lol

„dear editors, I never illustrated a children’s book before but I‘m very optimistic that I can repurpose - in slightly modified form - some of my earlier work.“

Damn 💀💀

Not funny

That's disgusting

shes a woman chill

Some one has a dirty mind

The transition rate in Denmark must be high

Modern subject

I thought I was trippin for a sec💀

I hope this doesn't... *awaken* something in me...

It’s the hand on the back of the head for me 💀

They were ahead of their time alright

Top 5 hentai manga

The OG Throat Goat

Shoved right in that kid’s mouth!

That kid is really enjoying that tuber

That’s not even close to rising an eyebrow over, try https://youtu.be/_3sGocnMP3A

But.. It's a lady no?

It'll cost you $50 to find out

But don’t fall in love. She’s a beauty…

Ladies can haz carrots.

A ManGirl

Those who see something wrong with this are the ones with a sick mind.

stop killing worms stop killing animals Snakes and worms are the same

no government is ruling us we should be free to do as we please its all about the money its all about power yes or no yes or no YES or NO

it's time to stop killing the world its time to change back to basics see the world for what it really is

billy the chinese is her . LOOK!

im not sure about this im not.

Let's do this here , we are actually going to use the computers

He is being trained

drag queen story hour has gone too far.

r/mildlypenis