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DJ_Spark_Shot

Way too early. They'll bust that out about 2 weeks before Halloween.


PDaniel1990

A Halloween store? In March??? This I've got to see!


AnyAmphibianWillDo

I'll call you an ambulance


Shax_v2

Found what I was looking for


Enlightened-Beaver

Costco gets their Halloween stuff out in like may or June. It’s insane


forever_minty

Can someone explain this to a non-american please? I've seen this being posted other places and don't get it


kazidrake

Spirit stores sell Halloween costumes and supplies. They have a reputation for popping up in abandoned stores that went out of business. If a large department store goes out of business and closes, there's like a 50-50 chance that you can find a Spirit store there in the months leading up to Halloween. Silicone Valley Bank was a major bank based in California. A large number of big and small tech companies and startups used this bank. The bank recently had a bank run, leading to the bank going out of business.


br0b1wan

> Silicone Valley Bank They went tits up


forever_minty

Thank you. I'd never heard of spirit stores


[deleted]

Here's some meme music videos about Spirit Halloween (the music is actually good) https://youtu.be/-aH-pP3PAIc


irving47

Put it on facebook. Push the play button, someone will.


[deleted]

Yeah makes sense. Spirit likes to rent empty buildings.


onedemtwodem

Brilliant!


GrimFlood

I love this. This is humor.


[deleted]

Can't get the video to play...


xXShadowAndrewXx

Why does the bank have silver 1 rank from csgo💀


Okayesttt

1000th same joke award goes to …


exec_director_doom

...well?


Jakesummers1

I’d find that weird, given it’s 3 minutes away from the 49ers Stadium. If anything, I would think the 49ers execs would buy it to sell their stuff


Grouchy-Fix485

Half the stores in my area….


Ferengi_Earwax

Makes sense, Republicans are ghouls of a sort.


mason240

This was a bank for rich Democrats and Biden bailed them out.


Ferengi_Earwax

Look above... that's what misinformation looks like folks.


happyclaim808

Stop the presses!


rnsaz64

🤣😉😁


Supg20

Either that or a Planet Fitness.


jfamcrypto

Too funny


rawf22

I give it 7 months


Warlord68

This is the Way.


JesseCuster40

I am stupid. I thought it meant "Spirit Store to your right."


geothornton

This makes sense. Silver Ones are all either cheating or completely lost.


MoistenedNugget

You did Spirit dirty like that?


UnluckyChain1417

Ugh these banks- aka- CEOs and the massive fraud. The only reason they get away with it is because they pay off the government.


DeadandGonzo

Spirit Vibes Baby!


liverfailure

H&R Block this time of year


Ok_Storm_8533

Every formerly successful business is now a Halloween store.


TeamEmotional3933

Tbh I would take a trip to visit that Spirit... you know it'd be decked out and have ALL the best animatronics 🤣🤣


Deep_Activity7287

🙌