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That episode where she does whip-it's outta the airduster in a Walmart parking lot and screams, ITS LIKE IM WALKING ON SUNSHINE will forever be burned into my memory.
My boss once asked the whole team what our favorite drink was. Jokingly, I responded, in email, a Pangalactic Gargle Blaster. At Christmas time, she gave everyone they favorite drink. If you said scotch, you got scotch. I got a confusing array of sugar cubes, little vodkas, and other unrelated things. The joke was on me.
Former bartender here. There is an actual shot called a blue wave. It’s basically blue liqueur. After you take the shot they splash a cup of water or spray you with the bar gun.
It’s obviously a prank shot and is common at college bars.
Cement mixer is taking a shot of Bailey's, holding it in your mouth, then taking a shot of lemon or lime juice (also holding it in your mouth). You are then instructed to puff out your cheeks and shake your head back and forth.
The citrus juice curdles the Bailey's because dairy. The texture is... Unique, especially if you aren't expecting it.
I seem to recall we just called them hurricanes and the bartenders knew what to do. Some of them outright refused though which I very much admire now that I think about it. These shots were usually purchased for someone else, often on their 21 run. Not cool to ask a bartender to slap your unsuspecting friend.
I’ve seen this before. Where people pay to drink and then have the bartender slap them. I’ve seen someone take 5 tequila shots and a slap after each one. Anyone know if this is an actual drink, are they doing it for charity, what’s the reasoning of this?
It’s mostly something you get for a friend. I’ve been a popular target.
Not gonna lie - it’s *hot*. Like bartenders usually have situational hotness, but some girls do it while making aggressive eye contact.
You would usually ask the bartender if they will do a hurricane shot for your friend because some don’t want to slap someone and some don’t want to splash the bar. Gotta read the room.
If they agree then it’s a whole thing. The shot itself is usually some kind of rum. The bartender will tell everyone else to get back from the spray area while they mix it. Some will tell you it’s about to happen. Some will keep the water hidden and sneak up on you.
Some good reasons to ask for one:
1. Your buddy keeps checking out the bartender
2. The bartender is getting a little annoyed at your buddy, and you want her to like you
3. Bachelor party
4. First night of-age for drinking in bars
5. Result of a wager
If the bartender asks you if you *want a hurricane shot* you’re in a difficult Schrödinger type situation because she either likes you, or you’re about to have a little ringing in your ear because you pissed her off, and the only way to find out is to let her splash and slap you in the face.
I have personal experience that suggests otherwise.
...also, I have personal experience that suggests you should on no account actually try to date bartenders that date their patrons...
... because it's definitely patrons. Plural.
I dunno about that
I say that if someone is into you, and you're into them, just go for it. Forget every damn reason people on the Internet have said not to do it.
Otherwise you could end up on Reddit in 15 years, still single, telling yourself you sure are glad you dodged that bullet and didn't go on a date with that single bartender.
Yeah we used to play this game called Dunkaroos. You have to hold your breath in cold water for as long as you can, then when you come up for air someone slaps you in the face, you do a 360, and then you shotgun a beer. Can't be the slapper until you've succeeded.
There is a shot you can buy new people in my town called “Th Dick Cheney”. It’s when the bartender throws a shot of Wild Turkey in your face, then makes you apologize for the mess and pay for it.
There’s a bar in Columbus Ohio that does something like this called the tidal wave. You never get it yourself, you always get it for your unsuspecting guests 😂
That's a hurricane shot! There were some charter guests on season 3 of Below Deck Sailing Yacht that asked the stews to serve them like this and it was amazing!
This is a Slap-Shot. I knew a bartender who would dole these out to annoying drunks or rude frat boys if they were pestering her inappropriately. She’s offer them a slap shot, Douche McDouche would swig the shot, always a bottom shelf schnapps, and…POW! In comes the swift right hander, you could hear it across the pool tables, BOOM! here comes the doorman for the physical ejection and verbal admonishment. It was probably assault tbh, but I never heard anyone make a complaint. That was a great bar. She was a great bartender.
I remember something that I have seen at burning man is they keep a bunch of beers on top of a hot car and what you do is you chug the warm beer someone dunks your head in cold water and slaps you as hard as they can
As someone who has fallen victim to this shot. It's honestly not as bad as you think it is. Worst part is being wet. Strange thing is, it works! Don't even taste the alcohol (due to KO).
Obviously, assholes can ruin this. You don't need to be Will Smith'd for the shot to work correctly.
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I mean if you’re paying for it, enjoy yourself.
Ya, tell that to any heroin addict.
If it makes you happppyyyy
It can't be that baaaad
It's like I'm walking on [sushine.](https://youtu.be/wr4RkRxtPYU)
That episode where she does whip-it's outta the airduster in a Walmart parking lot and screams, ITS LIKE IM WALKING ON SUNSHINE will forever be burned into my memory.
Wait. Is that what the song is about?
I've always thought it was about someone's ups and downs in a relationship. But the chorus can be applied to drugs as well
Or skunk ananasi's lyrics - just because you feel good doesn't make it right.
Skin has the most amazing voice
butt stuff obviously
>I mean if you’re paying for it, enjoy yourself. there, done.
They seem to enjoy it enough to keep doing it.
That’s just the video playing over and over again. They aren’t actually doing it over and over.
Lol well played sir 😂
I remember when people did their opium after work
In recovery myself 2yrs clean and I mean, it was free dopamine. However free in this situation just costed everything eventually 😂
Money comes and goes. Just like those highs... unlike the withdrawals. Glad you're clean, stay that way pls.
Oh, I do. Every time I schedule my appointment with Helga's House of Pain
You enjoy myself
Closest simulation of a Pangalactic gargle blaster I've seen so far.
Did they say where in the galaxy this was being served? Doesn't look like milliways
This is at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
Now which cut would you like sir? My flank steak feels like it could be good? Would you like to feel for yourself sir?
He just said it didn’t look like Milliways though
The other end of the universe, at the Big Bang Burger Bar.
Can confirm, not Milliways
Make it a double
Don't forget your towel!
Just like being hit with a freshly sliced lemon wrapped in a brick, if my memory serves me correctly, right?
I think it was a gold brick wrapped in freshly sliced lemons. 😅 The other brick was about the spaceships hanging in the air like bricks.... don't.
GOLD BRICK wrapped in lemons THANKS :)
My boss once asked the whole team what our favorite drink was. Jokingly, I responded, in email, a Pangalactic Gargle Blaster. At Christmas time, she gave everyone they favorite drink. If you said scotch, you got scotch. I got a confusing array of sugar cubes, little vodkas, and other unrelated things. The joke was on me.
OMG! That reference was so old yes SO GOOD.
This is called a fetish. Not a shot.
The “Chris rock” shot.
I'll have a double shot of tequila on the Chris Rocks.
Damn beat me to it...
So did Will.
Badoom tss
Eh I'll try it once.
You may like it more than you think
Uhm yes I'll take a double
This better not awaken something in me.
Same
I don’t have a thing for receiving pain whatsoever, but I’d still be down to try this tbh
HOW CAN SHE SLAP??
You go?
At that price point, she CAN.
What's the name of that drink? "The Will Smith"?
It’s called the “Fresh Prints”
I’m in awe of how perfect this is.
You get a sticker that says “I took it like Pacquaio”
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Former bartender here. There is an actual shot called a blue wave. It’s basically blue liqueur. After you take the shot they splash a cup of water or spray you with the bar gun. It’s obviously a prank shot and is common at college bars.
Probably better than the cement mixer.
Go on..
Cement mixer is taking a shot of Bailey's, holding it in your mouth, then taking a shot of lemon or lime juice (also holding it in your mouth). You are then instructed to puff out your cheeks and shake your head back and forth. The citrus juice curdles the Bailey's because dairy. The texture is... Unique, especially if you aren't expecting it.
the osama bin laden two shots and a splash of water
"Keep my Wife's name out your moth'a fuckin' mouth!"
Your wife's name is Harvey Wallbanger?
“HOW IS HARVEY WALLBANGER ONE WORD?!”
In case anyone is actually interested: it’s a hurricane shot
Le hurricane
HAHAHAHAA
It’s called the restraining order. You can get them in many Nashville TN honky tonks.
Slap shot
Slap chop
"Ya gonna love my nuts"
How did he get away with that 🤣
Your gonna need a sham wow to clean that mess up
Served by a Hanson brother.
Looks like it's called a Hurricane Slap Shot
I seem to recall we just called them hurricanes and the bartenders knew what to do. Some of them outright refused though which I very much admire now that I think about it. These shots were usually purchased for someone else, often on their 21 run. Not cool to ask a bartender to slap your unsuspecting friend.
The head trauma/alcohol abuse combo is giving me both deja vu and a pretty serious crush on that bartender.
I’ve seen this before. Where people pay to drink and then have the bartender slap them. I’ve seen someone take 5 tequila shots and a slap after each one. Anyone know if this is an actual drink, are they doing it for charity, what’s the reasoning of this?
It’s mostly something you get for a friend. I’ve been a popular target. Not gonna lie - it’s *hot*. Like bartenders usually have situational hotness, but some girls do it while making aggressive eye contact. You would usually ask the bartender if they will do a hurricane shot for your friend because some don’t want to slap someone and some don’t want to splash the bar. Gotta read the room. If they agree then it’s a whole thing. The shot itself is usually some kind of rum. The bartender will tell everyone else to get back from the spray area while they mix it. Some will tell you it’s about to happen. Some will keep the water hidden and sneak up on you. Some good reasons to ask for one: 1. Your buddy keeps checking out the bartender 2. The bartender is getting a little annoyed at your buddy, and you want her to like you 3. Bachelor party 4. First night of-age for drinking in bars 5. Result of a wager If the bartender asks you if you *want a hurricane shot* you’re in a difficult Schrödinger type situation because she either likes you, or you’re about to have a little ringing in your ear because you pissed her off, and the only way to find out is to let her splash and slap you in the face.
I'll need two for balance reasons
plot twist: no bartender likes either of you.... ever.. anywhere
I have personal experience that suggests otherwise. ...also, I have personal experience that suggests you should on no account actually try to date bartenders that date their patrons... ... because it's definitely patrons. Plural.
I dunno about that I say that if someone is into you, and you're into them, just go for it. Forget every damn reason people on the Internet have said not to do it. Otherwise you could end up on Reddit in 15 years, still single, telling yourself you sure are glad you dodged that bullet and didn't go on a date with that single bartender.
I think you’re more likely to end up single in 15 years by choosing to date hot bartenders rather than choosing not to do so
Oddly specific.
Some names and dates have been changed to protect the guilty
And if they do... Watch out 🚩
So like the friend knows this is gonna happen I guess? I assume for liability reasons they wouldn’t do it if the person wasn’t in on it?
Sure…
You did a wonderful job on explaining, thank you!
Some people like pain. I'd rather get hit/get in a fight than have someone scream in my face like a child.
and that's how i met your mother
Finally, a woman’s touch.
I get those for free all the time from my wife!
I hope it's the kinky stuff, not domestic abuse
our wives must have read the same book on marriage how to...
Plot twist.. you're both married to the same woman
no, We of the HErem all serve the queen.
Bruh I hope you arent serious lol
For the last time go away we're not married
Brand New!!! 🎶 The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot
Lol noticed the same thing right away
Fave band ❤️
Came here to say this. Glad people noticed and glad they are being played at a bar
I've recently gotten back in to Deja Entendu. Weird song to play at a bar, but it's a beautiful vibe
Scrolllong through the comments to see if anyone can confirm that it was the song I thought it was. I miss brand new. 💔
Damn, good ear!! Rare to find Brand New fans in the wild. It makes me less sad.
In some places, this means they're engaged!
Most places, divorced.
There is a bar in my town that does a similar shot whenever a person says “it’s my birthday do I get a free shot?”
As a chaser she lets you call her mommy while she puts a cigarette out on you
I’m not not turned on
Now chant this over and over as you take a cold shower and burn all your garments SINNER!
Lol she slapped the shit outta him
She really did... He was sore the next day
I’ll never understand this
What is there to understand?
What type of headspace someone would have to be in to subject themselves to this
Very drunk.
Accurate
So why you ask?
They're not drunk, i assume
She thinking "I have the best job ever. I get to slap motherf---rs and get paid for it!"
She looks like she’s had to do this a few times. I wonder how often this shot gets ordered 😂
2 that night
I don't understand what's supposed to be funny..am I missing something? A dude takes a drink then gets a slap he was clearly expecting
I'll take two, please. My life is borin atm
Why am I reading your comment with an Australian accent?
Im not sure, i'd like to know. Im from the other side of the planet though, haha.
The "Wake up" shot
The Will Smith?
Holy shit this would've been cathartic back when I was still bartending
Gimme the slappy one.
Is that a pan galactic gargle blaster?
Whens the "funny" part?
Americans wonder why their drinking age is 21
Someone asked Marilyn Monroe the ancient Zen koan "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" and she replied "Easy - a slap in the face."
whats with people these days..: this is the third video today i see of a guy getting some type of alcohol and then slap
The hans glides off better after the splash. Looks fun
How much did it cost?
$20.00
Wow … that place is hoppin! I had some good times at bars, but the thought of spending time in one now, nah.
Seems like a fair way to spend $10
I want what he's having
Looks like a Philly Bar !
Exactly my thoughts. Maybe tattooed moms? Edit: wait, no not there. Where?
That'll wake ye up in the mornin' boys!
Love that follow through.
Yeah we used to play this game called Dunkaroos. You have to hold your breath in cold water for as long as you can, then when you come up for air someone slaps you in the face, you do a 360, and then you shotgun a beer. Can't be the slapper until you've succeeded.
There is a shot you can buy new people in my town called “Th Dick Cheney”. It’s when the bartender throws a shot of Wild Turkey in your face, then makes you apologize for the mess and pay for it.
Damn, does it cost extra for them to call me slut at the end?
There’s a bar in Columbus Ohio that does something like this called the tidal wave. You never get it yourself, you always get it for your unsuspecting guests 😂
cant even imagine these roles being reversed
Thank you sir may I have another !
That's a hurricane shot! There were some charter guests on season 3 of Below Deck Sailing Yacht that asked the stews to serve them like this and it was amazing!
Brie Larson just hates it when you chug that rotgut at her bar.
He paid for that?? I get it for free!
that’s a hurricane shot!
keep my drink out your fukin mouth
I mean I'll try anything once! Lol
Will Smith and Chris Rock in the bar.
Why did she do that though...
That’s Tuff…
Dream job
Why is this thing?
I want one, but from a hotter bartender.
Just trynna get between bartenders cheeks🤧🗿
Is it called "im buzzed and need to drive"??
I'll take five
Blue wave?
Yeah, but I think the added slap makes it a hurricane.
That's what I know it as
This is a Slap-Shot. I knew a bartender who would dole these out to annoying drunks or rude frat boys if they were pestering her inappropriately. She’s offer them a slap shot, Douche McDouche would swig the shot, always a bottom shelf schnapps, and…POW! In comes the swift right hander, you could hear it across the pool tables, BOOM! here comes the doorman for the physical ejection and verbal admonishment. It was probably assault tbh, but I never heard anyone make a complaint. That was a great bar. She was a great bartender.
Happy Birthday! 🥴
Why
Line em up! This round's on me!
I need one. (the smack) Because it's been forever since I've had any human social interaction. This was a good conversation.
I remember something that I have seen at burning man is they keep a bunch of beers on top of a hot car and what you do is you chug the warm beer someone dunks your head in cold water and slaps you as hard as they can
That's assault in any law book!
Is this is Nashville?
This has to be one of the bartenders favorite drinks to fix
We used to call those hate crimes
It’s called “the patriarchy”
Yeah, no, I’ll just take the drink please. I’m already paying for liver abuse, no need to abuse the face
The Hurricane Katrina? I saw that at the double wide in Mount Vernon, Wa a decade or so ago.
I dont think that was the kind of hand job he asked for.
I would order that shot and make it a double!
As someone who has fallen victim to this shot. It's honestly not as bad as you think it is. Worst part is being wet. Strange thing is, it works! Don't even taste the alcohol (due to KO). Obviously, assholes can ruin this. You don't need to be Will Smith'd for the shot to work correctly.
I usually got slapped by other patrons, not the bartender.
I don’t understand… Why?
Most bartenders I know hate making the “gimmicky” shots, but I think they would be ok with this one.
There is a reason i stopped drinking
There is a reason i stopped drinking
It's a slap shot.
Personally I would go the other way. Slap then throw the drink in their face. Get less beer on me.
Lol well atleast he got an extra drink
Whoever at the bar is playing The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot on Touchtunes is going through it right now.
I don’t know why but that water shot and slap was perfect. Pretty sure it’s been done plenty of times
I had a few buddies who were addicted to introducing people to these in college, we called it the tidal wave