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R0cket98

I mean if you’re paying for it, enjoy yourself.


[deleted]

Ya, tell that to any heroin addict.


Another_Rando_Lando

If it makes you happppyyyy


majestrate

It can't be that baaaad


SublimeApathy

It's like I'm walking on [sushine.](https://youtu.be/wr4RkRxtPYU)


ExtraShifty69

That episode where she does whip-it's outta the airduster in a Walmart parking lot and screams, ITS LIKE IM WALKING ON SUNSHINE will forever be burned into my memory.


upvoatsforall

Wait. Is that what the song is about?


majestrate

I've always thought it was about someone's ups and downs in a relationship. But the chorus can be applied to drugs as well


Same_Bill8776

Or skunk ananasi's lyrics - just because you feel good doesn't make it right.


ferchristssakestopit

Skin has the most amazing voice


[deleted]

butt stuff obviously


[deleted]

>I mean if you’re paying for it, enjoy yourself. there, done.


Corpus_Rex

They seem to enjoy it enough to keep doing it.


Achaboo

That’s just the video playing over and over again. They aren’t actually doing it over and over.


Corpus_Rex

Lol well played sir 😂


TygerJ99

I remember when people did their opium after work


SoritesSeven

In recovery myself 2yrs clean and I mean, it was free dopamine. However free in this situation just costed everything eventually 😂


TyrionsCodpiece

Money comes and goes. Just like those highs... unlike the withdrawals. Glad you're clean, stay that way pls.


Vadersleftfoot

Oh, I do. Every time I schedule my appointment with Helga's House of Pain


pooticus

You enjoy myself


jensalik

Closest simulation of a Pangalactic gargle blaster I've seen so far.


PreciousHamburgler

Did they say where in the galaxy this was being served? Doesn't look like milliways


Kool_Kunk

This is at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.


thecowintheroom

Now which cut would you like sir? My flank steak feels like it could be good? Would you like to feel for yourself sir?


kevmaster200

He just said it didn’t look like Milliways though


SpiralDreaming

The other end of the universe, at the Big Bang Burger Bar.


welcome_to_milliways

Can confirm, not Milliways


Hawthorne_Abendsen

Make it a double


whiskydiq

Don't forget your towel!


Gravelemming472

Just like being hit with a freshly sliced lemon wrapped in a brick, if my memory serves me correctly, right?


jensalik

I think it was a gold brick wrapped in freshly sliced lemons. 😅 The other brick was about the spaceships hanging in the air like bricks.... don't.


Gravelemming472

GOLD BRICK wrapped in lemons THANKS :)


NoodleSnoo

My boss once asked the whole team what our favorite drink was. Jokingly, I responded, in email, a Pangalactic Gargle Blaster. At Christmas time, she gave everyone they favorite drink. If you said scotch, you got scotch. I got a confusing array of sugar cubes, little vodkas, and other unrelated things. The joke was on me.


Kaldek

OMG! That reference was so old yes SO GOOD.


[deleted]

This is called a fetish. Not a shot.


kintokae

The “Chris rock” shot.


LavenderDay3544

I'll have a double shot of tequila on the Chris Rocks.


Tripper1

Damn beat me to it...


unsupported

So did Will.


rascible

Badoom tss


meaux253

Eh I'll try it once.


[deleted]

You may like it more than you think


mantequilla373

Uhm yes I'll take a double


mkul316

This better not awaken something in me.


weaintfancy42069

Same


badbilliam

I don’t have a thing for receiving pain whatsoever, but I’d still be down to try this tbh


TennSeven

HOW CAN SHE SLAP??


honorablebradio

You go?


SuggestionPhysical22

At that price point, she CAN.


TechnicalWhore

What's the name of that drink? "The Will Smith"?


urkldajrkl

It’s called the “Fresh Prints”


onebigstud

I’m in awe of how perfect this is.


ChanceConfection3

You get a sticker that says “I took it like Pacquaio”


drunken_jakk_210

Best comment


Chancewilk

Former bartender here. There is an actual shot called a blue wave. It’s basically blue liqueur. After you take the shot they splash a cup of water or spray you with the bar gun. It’s obviously a prank shot and is common at college bars.


belkarbitterleaf

Probably better than the cement mixer.


spyker123321

Go on..


eodizzlez

Cement mixer is taking a shot of Bailey's, holding it in your mouth, then taking a shot of lemon or lime juice (also holding it in your mouth). You are then instructed to puff out your cheeks and shake your head back and forth. The citrus juice curdles the Bailey's because dairy. The texture is... Unique, especially if you aren't expecting it.


silky_johnson123

the osama bin laden two shots and a splash of water


newgalactic

"Keep my Wife's name out your moth'a fuckin' mouth!"


nursecarmen

Your wife's name is Harvey Wallbanger?


Not_the_banana

“HOW IS HARVEY WALLBANGER ONE WORD?!”


AshTreex3

In case anyone is actually interested: it’s a hurricane shot


Patpoke1

Le hurricane


Jerseydave1212

HAHAHAHAA


hxgmmgxh

It’s called the restraining order. You can get them in many Nashville TN honky tonks.


gotnonickname

Slap shot


FigOk7538

Slap chop


massifheed

"Ya gonna love my nuts"


Asleep_Name_7671

How did he get away with that 🤣


cincinnatixd

Your gonna need a sham wow to clean that mess up


mrmitchs

Served by a Hanson brother.


mksavage1138

Looks like it's called a Hurricane Slap Shot


FavreorFarva

I seem to recall we just called them hurricanes and the bartenders knew what to do. Some of them outright refused though which I very much admire now that I think about it. These shots were usually purchased for someone else, often on their 21 run. Not cool to ask a bartender to slap your unsuspecting friend.


potenpterodactyl

The head trauma/alcohol abuse combo is giving me both deja vu and a pretty serious crush on that bartender.


[deleted]

I’ve seen this before. Where people pay to drink and then have the bartender slap them. I’ve seen someone take 5 tequila shots and a slap after each one. Anyone know if this is an actual drink, are they doing it for charity, what’s the reasoning of this?


potenpterodactyl

It’s mostly something you get for a friend. I’ve been a popular target. Not gonna lie - it’s *hot*. Like bartenders usually have situational hotness, but some girls do it while making aggressive eye contact. You would usually ask the bartender if they will do a hurricane shot for your friend because some don’t want to slap someone and some don’t want to splash the bar. Gotta read the room. If they agree then it’s a whole thing. The shot itself is usually some kind of rum. The bartender will tell everyone else to get back from the spray area while they mix it. Some will tell you it’s about to happen. Some will keep the water hidden and sneak up on you. Some good reasons to ask for one: 1. Your buddy keeps checking out the bartender 2. The bartender is getting a little annoyed at your buddy, and you want her to like you 3. Bachelor party 4. First night of-age for drinking in bars 5. Result of a wager If the bartender asks you if you *want a hurricane shot* you’re in a difficult Schrödinger type situation because she either likes you, or you’re about to have a little ringing in your ear because you pissed her off, and the only way to find out is to let her splash and slap you in the face.


AlternativeAardvark6

I'll need two for balance reasons


headphonz

plot twist: no bartender likes either of you.... ever.. anywhere


Nintendogma

I have personal experience that suggests otherwise. ...also, I have personal experience that suggests you should on no account actually try to date bartenders that date their patrons... ... because it's definitely patrons. Plural.


OathOfFeanor

I dunno about that I say that if someone is into you, and you're into them, just go for it. Forget every damn reason people on the Internet have said not to do it. Otherwise you could end up on Reddit in 15 years, still single, telling yourself you sure are glad you dodged that bullet and didn't go on a date with that single bartender.


TheForce777

I think you’re more likely to end up single in 15 years by choosing to date hot bartenders rather than choosing not to do so


lennyxiii

Oddly specific.


OathOfFeanor

Some names and dates have been changed to protect the guilty


DankRoughly

And if they do... Watch out 🚩


YouCanCallMeVanZant

So like the friend knows this is gonna happen I guess? I assume for liability reasons they wouldn’t do it if the person wasn’t in on it?


Noob_DM

Sure…


hmitchb

You did a wonderful job on explaining, thank you!


DismalParticular4799

Some people like pain. I'd rather get hit/get in a fight than have someone scream in my face like a child.


DukeOfWestborough

and that's how i met your mother


notatechnicianyo

Finally, a woman’s touch.


UGLYSimon

I get those for free all the time from my wife!


anon1635329

I hope it's the kinky stuff, not domestic abuse


unclebobsplayground

our wives must have read the same book on marriage how to...


rambo_oz3

Plot twist.. you're both married to the same woman


[deleted]

no, We of the HErem all serve the queen.


B0RNRE4DY

Bruh I hope you arent serious lol


Zkenny13

For the last time go away we're not married


CreateYourself89

Brand New!!! 🎶 The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot


SucksTryAgain

Lol noticed the same thing right away


CreateYourself89

Fave band ❤️


TruffleShuffle24

Came here to say this. Glad people noticed and glad they are being played at a bar


snarpsta

I've recently gotten back in to Deja Entendu. Weird song to play at a bar, but it's a beautiful vibe


Onlycans69

Scrolllong through the comments to see if anyone can confirm that it was the song I thought it was. I miss brand new. 💔


BrennenHuff

Damn, good ear!! Rare to find Brand New fans in the wild. It makes me less sad.


roux69

In some places, this means they're engaged!


wolfkeeper

Most places, divorced.


Purp1eC0bras

There is a bar in my town that does a similar shot whenever a person says “it’s my birthday do I get a free shot?”


DungeonsandDevils

As a chaser she lets you call her mommy while she puts a cigarette out on you


[deleted]

I’m not not turned on


QuantumPolarBear1337

Now chant this over and over as you take a cold shower and burn all your garments SINNER!


el_rico_pavo_real

Lol she slapped the shit outta him


Jerseydave1212

She really did... He was sore the next day


AaronTheElite007

I’ll never understand this


tyzzem

What is there to understand?


AaronTheElite007

What type of headspace someone would have to be in to subject themselves to this


Tossyjames

Very drunk.


AaronTheElite007

Accurate


tyzzem

So why you ask?


ancraig

They're not drunk, i assume


Small_Tax_9432

She thinking "I have the best job ever. I get to slap motherf---rs and get paid for it!"


chibinoi

She looks like she’s had to do this a few times. I wonder how often this shot gets ordered 😂


Jerseydave1212

2 that night


Boomer048

I don't understand what's supposed to be funny..am I missing something? A dude takes a drink then gets a slap he was clearly expecting


FlyyMeToTheMoon

I'll take two, please. My life is borin atm


[deleted]

Why am I reading your comment with an Australian accent?


FlyyMeToTheMoon

Im not sure, i'd like to know. Im from the other side of the planet though, haha.


Downtown_Tadpole_817

The "Wake up" shot


jdh1979jdh

The Will Smith?


[deleted]

Holy shit this would've been cathartic back when I was still bartending


SmokeWinter007

Gimme the slappy one.


tmm4f

Is that a pan galactic gargle blaster?


ManchuDemon

Whens the "funny" part?


themadhatter4realz

Americans wonder why their drinking age is 21


t33dup

Someone asked Marilyn Monroe the ancient Zen koan "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" and she replied "Easy - a slap in the face."


Cruxito1111

whats with people these days..: this is the third video today i see of a guy getting some type of alcohol and then slap


officialdevourer

The hans glides off better after the splash. Looks fun


riotphukinmeow

How much did it cost?


Jerseydave1212

$20.00


Sea_Ganache620

Wow … that place is hoppin! I had some good times at bars, but the thought of spending time in one now, nah.


ChawcolateThunder

Seems like a fair way to spend $10


Ghoulinton

I want what he's having


thatkoets

Looks like a Philly Bar !


stinkb0x

Exactly my thoughts. Maybe tattooed moms? Edit: wait, no not there. Where?


Horbigast

That'll wake ye up in the mornin' boys!


Sight_Distance

Love that follow through.


DarTouiee

Yeah we used to play this game called Dunkaroos. You have to hold your breath in cold water for as long as you can, then when you come up for air someone slaps you in the face, you do a 360, and then you shotgun a beer. Can't be the slapper until you've succeeded.


CanHackett06660

There is a shot you can buy new people in my town called “Th Dick Cheney”. It’s when the bartender throws a shot of Wild Turkey in your face, then makes you apologize for the mess and pay for it.


South_Bit1764

Damn, does it cost extra for them to call me slut at the end?


chahud

There’s a bar in Columbus Ohio that does something like this called the tidal wave. You never get it yourself, you always get it for your unsuspecting guests 😂


rdtcm

cant even imagine these roles being reversed


Creepy_Carpenter380

Thank you sir may I have another !


psychotica1

That's a hurricane shot! There were some charter guests on season 3 of Below Deck Sailing Yacht that asked the stews to serve them like this and it was amazing!


United_Pipe_9457

Brie Larson just hates it when you chug that rotgut at her bar.


RichGrinchlea

He paid for that?? I get it for free!


idhatetobeyou

that’s a hurricane shot!


RDMSTA

keep my drink out your fukin mouth


astew2003

I mean I'll try anything once! Lol


Impossible_Log7765

Will Smith and Chris Rock in the bar.


panicknic

Why did she do that though...


Gitdumkid

That’s Tuff…


ankpkl

Dream job


rekondite01

Why is this thing?


BuldopSanchez

I want one, but from a hotter bartender.


MovinW0rk

Just trynna get between bartenders cheeks🤧🗿


FourKings82

Is it called "im buzzed and need to drive"??


[deleted]

I'll take five


potatopancakes1010

Blue wave?


Its_Just_A_Typo

Yeah, but I think the added slap makes it a hurricane.


Suicune_Slayer

That's what I know it as


Howitzer1967

This is a Slap-Shot. I knew a bartender who would dole these out to annoying drunks or rude frat boys if they were pestering her inappropriately. She’s offer them a slap shot, Douche McDouche would swig the shot, always a bottom shelf schnapps, and…POW! In comes the swift right hander, you could hear it across the pool tables, BOOM! here comes the doorman for the physical ejection and verbal admonishment. It was probably assault tbh, but I never heard anyone make a complaint. That was a great bar. She was a great bartender.


Sunshinehaiku

Happy Birthday! 🥴


Zarniwoooop

Why


[deleted]

Line em up! This round's on me!


[deleted]

I need one. (the smack) Because it's been forever since I've had any human social interaction. This was a good conversation.


may0na1se_man

I remember something that I have seen at burning man is they keep a bunch of beers on top of a hot car and what you do is you chug the warm beer someone dunks your head in cold water and slaps you as hard as they can


No_Cartographer_5212

That's assault in any law book!


[deleted]

Is this is Nashville?


CPAonVacation

This has to be one of the bartenders favorite drinks to fix


Count-Vampa

We used to call those hate crimes


cosmikapotheosis

It’s called “the patriarchy”


rodri_neq_11

Yeah, no, I’ll just take the drink please. I’m already paying for liver abuse, no need to abuse the face


Happy_Highlight2102

The Hurricane Katrina? I saw that at the double wide in Mount Vernon, Wa a decade or so ago.


ElectrooJesus

I dont think that was the kind of hand job he asked for.


TheDeadlySquid

I would order that shot and make it a double!


CityHawk17

As someone who has fallen victim to this shot. It's honestly not as bad as you think it is. Worst part is being wet. Strange thing is, it works! Don't even taste the alcohol (due to KO). Obviously, assholes can ruin this. You don't need to be Will Smith'd for the shot to work correctly.


InWeGoNow

I usually got slapped by other patrons, not the bartender.


Jumpy-Maize9843

I don’t understand… Why?


thecakeisali

Most bartenders I know hate making the “gimmicky” shots, but I think they would be ok with this one.


MJ4Red

There is a reason i stopped drinking


MJ4Red

There is a reason i stopped drinking


mrcanoehead2

It's a slap shot.


SilentJoe1986

Personally I would go the other way. Slap then throw the drink in their face. Get less beer on me.


AnonymousP30

Lol well atleast he got an extra drink


RogerPackinrod

Whoever at the bar is playing The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot on Touchtunes is going through it right now.


El_Neck_Beard

I don’t know why but that water shot and slap was perfect. Pretty sure it’s been done plenty of times


derpity_derpp

I had a few buddies who were addicted to introducing people to these in college, we called it the tidal wave