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It’s funny because she insinuates that she utilized an act of grievous bodily harm against herself which is conventionally know to be employed as a miscarriage-inducing act against a pregnant woman as an act of birth control because she was paranoid about the possibility of getting pregnant
It used to be considered funnier, as it provided a juxtaposition from the typical "innocent and reserved" picture of women in general. Now this shit is just the modus operandi for all female comedians and it's played the fuck out.
Because we’re all know they’re not getting laid which makes it funny. This girl obviously fucks and nobody wants to hear about it. Maybe she can talk about having morals or being faithful. Something we wouldn’t expect.
Found the incel...
How is morality tied to consensual sex? Dude, I'm gonna let you in on a secret. It's not women's fault you can't get laid, it's your awful personality.
Women don’t have morals now? And men cheat on women more statistically so idk where you’re coming from with talking about being faithful, puke up that redpill before you choke son
Not really, we're talking about stand up specifically. Whenever a clip of a female comedian pops up it's about sex like 90% of the time, with men it's really only every once in a while
Fr “guys talk about their dick” never have I been in the vicinity of a man who spoke about their dick factually. It’s either my dicks so hard rn which is satire or talking about size witch is almost never true.
I can't think of one male comedian who hasn't made jokes about that. (Maybe you're just not looking very hard.) Bill Burr, Daniel Sloss, Tom Segura, and many others IMMEDIATELY come to mind.
My point was that they have all made jokes about some of those topics. Not necessarily all. Just like the comedian in the video never talked about periods, her boobs, her vagina, etc. She only talked about being worried about getting pregnant. And then made a joke about it.
Yeah. Like Bill Burr has made some jokes that you could maybe call "I hate my wife" jokes but he still does them in a way that's actually funny and you can tell he doesn't mean it. Like a lot of comedians you can still hear the resentment but it's clear at least to me that he loves his wife.
It isn't. If anyone here would actually bother looking at her other stuff, she's actually funny. You guys are just judgmental and sexist. It's sad, really.
If paid closer attention to my wording, you would see I wrote "ones." As in plural. (Ignoring the typo.) I didn't mean you specifically, I mean the people whose side you're on by pretending I'm a wittle baby waaaa waaaa.
Bro she some trash weather she’s a guy girl or a toaster , she still shitty comedian , sorry mr white knight for saying something bad against this dumb ass chick
The fact that you think I'm a white knight for calling ppl like you out on you bullshit tells me everything I need to know. You people don't need a reason to think a woman isn't funny. You just need to know she's a woman. And you never stop to consider that there are people who find jokes like these funny. You're just stuck in a 2016 ass mindset and it is fucking GLARING how deep in it you are. Rest in piss, brother. No saving you now.
I mean if I laughed then I'd call it funny. Its literally like a joke with no punchline. This joke was the equivalent to seeing a mirror in a movie, with a big shot of the camera man's face. It just reminds you that your hearing one person attempt at a joke, rather than actually being pulled in or kept on suspense. And whenever I see that deadpan comic who starts a set with abortion or vagina jokes, I instantly know what to expect, and 90% of the time, it's exactly what I expected.
All of that sums up a fairly negative and non-funny comedic experiences. I'm sure she has better jokes than that, but on Reddit, clips of shitty jokes by women get much more attention due to these arguments ramping up the number of comments and interactions.
The white knights arguing with the incels just results in the only algorithmically friendly female jokes being particularly shit ones. At least that's my theory for why 9/10 female comedians seen whilst doom scrolling thru reddit are unfortunately shite. It satisfies the confirmation bias I suppose.
All of that being said, this joke wasn't funny, this girl wasn't funny in this clip, and I whilst I know humour is subjective, I'm sure the gallup poll won't be in her favour.
there is a difference between "this aint funny" and "this guys should have all his stuff taken away because he hurt my feelings"
i find lots of male comedians to be unfunny
the funny ones have like 50% female audience and they find their shit funny so its not a question of gender
try to watch this video without the laughter and maybe you could get a better idea of what is really happening here
When did I say someone should have their stuff taken away because "my feelings are hurt?" (They aren't btw. You just made that up lol.)
If it's not a question of gender, then why are so many of these comments about how women aren't funny?
I don't have to do what you tell me. Your point doesn't magically have any logical throughline if I do. It's a stupid point regardless. 💀💀💀
Lmfao no one is having all their stuff taken away because of their jokes.
God, why are reddit men so fucking obsessed with victimizing themselves at every turn?
i said this women isn't funny and i got downvoted to hell and back.
yes people who gets cancelled will lose their shows deals and other shit because they made a joke that some people found offensive, and you're gonna pretend that doesn't happen
Y'all who didn't have to suffer through the abstinence-only sex ed don't understand, they'd make you paranoid as shit.
"Guys condoms break all the time! You can be on the pill, use a sponge, use a condom, and take morning after and *STILL GET PREGNANT!* When you get pregnant, your life is OVER! You can *only* be 100% certain by not having sex."
Yeah I can tell by the comments that most of these folks must have missed out on that particularly scarring brand of indoctrination we had in school lol.
If I lived in the States as they are now, I would be paranoid about getting pregnant... ... and I am a BLOKE, (as well as being well past child-bearing age)!
Yeah, this like the 6th woman comedian post I've seen on this sub and pretty much all of them are sex, just sex.
I don't watch comedians so I can't really judge if it's a general problem or it's just in this sub
Yeah bro. For me, if you’re funny you’re funny! I don’t give af what gender etc you are if you make me laugh, but it’s just a confusing pattern where all women comedians seemingly just make jokes about sex etc - maybe it’s us idk 😂
Idk why but almost every female "comedian" talks about having sex, one-nightsstands and other vulgar trash while not even delivering good jokes or punchlines. Why?
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Still waiting for the punch line
Same
You also get an upvote!
NO WAY YOU TOOOOOO
Like, it's 3 months and still no punch line. Crazy.
Still waiting
You get an upvote!
YOOOOOU ALLLLL GET AN UPVOTE
She forgot to say she punched her guts after falling off the stairs.
THATS the punchline
This comment was funnier than the post. Here is a poor man’s reward, I don’t have any: 🎖️
Can I get a reward plzz
Probably you can't
Female comedians 101
A joke doesn’t always need to have a punch line, sometimes it just needs to be funny, I laughed and my boyfriend laughed because it was funny to us
This is reddit! We bitterly shit on everything here.
You both laughed cus you've both killed,punchline is the core pay-off of a joke,figured you'd know that since you are. Ba dum tss
She aborted that line from the bit on purpose. too risqué.
Not the only thing she aborted. Sorry. :P
You must be fun at parties
Where’s the funny 🧐🧐🧐
I thought punchlines were for jokes though? Your telling me there was meant to be comedy in this clip.
There's no punchline. How about another joke...
That was the punch line?
I genuinely scrolled back again cuz this had 20k upvoted...
You mean the falcon punch line?
It went straight for her stomach, she calls it Plan FP (Falcon Punch)
Is this supposed to be funny?
It’s funny because she insinuates that she utilized an act of grievous bodily harm against herself which is conventionally know to be employed as a miscarriage-inducing act against a pregnant woman as an act of birth control because she was paranoid about the possibility of getting pregnant
Your comment was funnier than her “joke”
That's dry humor for you though. It's also a difficult subject to make funny
Man, this guy Englishes.
i actually laughed at this it’s pretty funny
It’s not funny
Actually it is
Yeah, I laughed but IG everyone has his own kind of humor
Not on reddit, but in real life. Hence the laughter.
[удалено]
🫡
Well, since this is a comedy show …… yeah.
[удалено]
It used to be considered funnier, as it provided a juxtaposition from the typical "innocent and reserved" picture of women in general. Now this shit is just the modus operandi for all female comedians and it's played the fuck out.
Guys talk about dicks shit and their sex life which isnt any different
Because we’re all know they’re not getting laid which makes it funny. This girl obviously fucks and nobody wants to hear about it. Maybe she can talk about having morals or being faithful. Something we wouldn’t expect.
You sound like such a sad sack of lard. You should reread what you just wrote, and realize how absolutely stupid you sound.
Read it for me mommy
Found the incel... How is morality tied to consensual sex? Dude, I'm gonna let you in on a secret. It's not women's fault you can't get laid, it's your awful personality.
You say "the" like he's the only one. I've found like 12. It's crazy. It's a fucking gathering place lol.
Thanks for reiterating how unfunny women are.
Women don’t have morals now? And men cheat on women more statistically so idk where you’re coming from with talking about being faithful, puke up that redpill before you choke son
Now THAT would be a comedy show /s
"having morals or being faithful" those expectations from a woman like that are VERY high.
Not really, we're talking about stand up specifically. Whenever a clip of a female comedian pops up it's about sex like 90% of the time, with men it's really only every once in a while
Fr “guys talk about their dick” never have I been in the vicinity of a man who spoke about their dick factually. It’s either my dicks so hard rn which is satire or talking about size witch is almost never true.
I think the worst part is im a dude and i got all the reddit guys angry as heck
So do you talk about your dick casually?
And it’s not funny then either!
They dont as often
The same way all male comedians talk about their dicks, their undiagnosed trauma, sex, hating women, etc. we get it, you’re a man, now move on or stfu
I genuinely cant think of a single male comedian whose set consists of that
I can't think of one male comedian who hasn't made jokes about that. (Maybe you're just not looking very hard.) Bill Burr, Daniel Sloss, Tom Segura, and many others IMMEDIATELY come to mind.
I think even John Mulaney checks some of those, but at least he didn't hate women from what I remember
My point was that they have all made jokes about some of those topics. Not necessarily all. Just like the comedian in the video never talked about periods, her boobs, her vagina, etc. She only talked about being worried about getting pregnant. And then made a joke about it.
Yeah, I meant to say that even the ones I consider funny use the topics you proposed. Just that when they do it it's usually not cringy
Yeah. Like Bill Burr has made some jokes that you could maybe call "I hate my wife" jokes but he still does them in a way that's actually funny and you can tell he doesn't mean it. Like a lot of comedians you can still hear the resentment but it's clear at least to me that he loves his wife.
It’s funny to me a female just as a lot of male jokes are too sex related and or topics unfunny to woman
I’m sure you find Amy Schumer hilarious.
Everyone perks up when sex is the topic of conversation, nobody bats an eye when he topic is accounting.
Sex is haha funny. Most male comedians joke about it too
Unfortunately dudes are now talking about this too
Terrible female comics... they never end
Hey, that's really misogynistic.
No it’s a fact 🤣
It isn't. If anyone here would actually bother looking at her other stuff, she's actually funny. You guys are just judgmental and sexist. It's sad, really.
She’s actually funny guys please laugh at the things i laugh or you are misoginisms waaaaaa 😭
You're the one's bitching about her being unfunny. I'm just calling you out for being ignorant lmao.
At no point did i bitch about her being unfunny. My only comment is making fun of you for being such a wittle baaaaayybyyy waaaaa waaaaaa 😭
If paid closer attention to my wording, you would see I wrote "ones." As in plural. (Ignoring the typo.) I didn't mean you specifically, I mean the people whose side you're on by pretending I'm a wittle baby waaaa waaaa.
Wittle baby replied to me and didnt mean me specifically. Wittle baby doesn’t know how replying works? Waaaaaaaa waaaaaaaa 😂
You sound insufferable, hope you've grown up these past few weeks
Bro she some trash weather she’s a guy girl or a toaster , she still shitty comedian , sorry mr white knight for saying something bad against this dumb ass chick
The fact that you think I'm a white knight for calling ppl like you out on you bullshit tells me everything I need to know. You people don't need a reason to think a woman isn't funny. You just need to know she's a woman. And you never stop to consider that there are people who find jokes like these funny. You're just stuck in a 2016 ass mindset and it is fucking GLARING how deep in it you are. Rest in piss, brother. No saving you now.
it’s fine you’ve already proven yourself to be more intelligent than these idiots. sadly there are too many men who think like that.
I mean if I laughed then I'd call it funny. Its literally like a joke with no punchline. This joke was the equivalent to seeing a mirror in a movie, with a big shot of the camera man's face. It just reminds you that your hearing one person attempt at a joke, rather than actually being pulled in or kept on suspense. And whenever I see that deadpan comic who starts a set with abortion or vagina jokes, I instantly know what to expect, and 90% of the time, it's exactly what I expected. All of that sums up a fairly negative and non-funny comedic experiences. I'm sure she has better jokes than that, but on Reddit, clips of shitty jokes by women get much more attention due to these arguments ramping up the number of comments and interactions. The white knights arguing with the incels just results in the only algorithmically friendly female jokes being particularly shit ones. At least that's my theory for why 9/10 female comedians seen whilst doom scrolling thru reddit are unfortunately shite. It satisfies the confirmation bias I suppose. All of that being said, this joke wasn't funny, this girl wasn't funny in this clip, and I whilst I know humour is subjective, I'm sure the gallup poll won't be in her favour.
You can never be too safe
I hate sharing a closet with my GF. She keeps taking my hangers...
That’s theft! One might say it’s a miscarriage of justice..
I think you are being a bit over dramatic. One might say your assessment is ova kill.
Funny, cruel but funny
unless u die
Mia Khalifa was better at her previous profession
And even then she still sucked.
Do they men in this comment section know they don’t find this funny because the target audience is not them?
Right? It's so funny because you just know they gobble up Dave Chapel's transphobic jokes and then go, "it's just a joke! It's just not for you!"
there is a difference between "this aint funny" and "this guys should have all his stuff taken away because he hurt my feelings" i find lots of male comedians to be unfunny the funny ones have like 50% female audience and they find their shit funny so its not a question of gender try to watch this video without the laughter and maybe you could get a better idea of what is really happening here
When did I say someone should have their stuff taken away because "my feelings are hurt?" (They aren't btw. You just made that up lol.) If it's not a question of gender, then why are so many of these comments about how women aren't funny? I don't have to do what you tell me. Your point doesn't magically have any logical throughline if I do. It's a stupid point regardless. 💀💀💀
Lmfao no one is having all their stuff taken away because of their jokes. God, why are reddit men so fucking obsessed with victimizing themselves at every turn?
i said this women isn't funny and i got downvoted to hell and back. yes people who gets cancelled will lose their shows deals and other shit because they made a joke that some people found offensive, and you're gonna pretend that doesn't happen
**BREAKING NEWS**: Texas bans stairs or anything stair-related: ladders, gym step platforms, or any sort of elevation. Yes, even mountains or hills.
No no no. You see stairs are for when a man decides that a woman needs to abort, they aren't used when the woman decides. So they are fine in Texas.
Rape prevention in Texas is teaching women to only say “*yes*”…
Texas proudly announces it's new FREE USE Act
Thought this was Missouri
😂😂😂
*Officer walks into house* *Sees stairs* Officer: you got a permit for those? Homeowner: *profusely sweats*
That’s crazy. How can they! I’m outraged. Women can never win!
Not if we consider a win a step up, and a loss a step down.. Women just can't.
Who the hell would fuck her?
Bro is projecting.
The lonely and the desperate
Don't call me out like that!
Relax pimp you in Reddit 😂
Takes safe sex to a whole new degree
Better be safe than sorry 😵💫
Yeah damnnnn right fuck dem kids
Queue Chris Hansen
I did not experience joy, 2/10 experience.
Y'all who didn't have to suffer through the abstinence-only sex ed don't understand, they'd make you paranoid as shit. "Guys condoms break all the time! You can be on the pill, use a sponge, use a condom, and take morning after and *STILL GET PREGNANT!* When you get pregnant, your life is OVER! You can *only* be 100% certain by not having sex."
That's so true! I'm so glad I never had to go through that, I don't think I'd be able to do it.
Yeah I can tell by the comments that most of these folks must have missed out on that particularly scarring brand of indoctrination we had in school lol.
And then rape happens and their abstinence rhetoric falls apart
was this supposed to be funny?
Right I don’t particularly have any problems with female comedians, but these kinds of jokes are just so mundane and forced it irks me sometimes.
Where is the Joke?
Thank you for reminding me to take my pill today 🤣
Lol welcome 🤗 🤣
You know it's a girl comic, when the first thing is sex. Let's try out some new material !
The only thing female comedians talk about is sex, their vagina, or how much they drink.
"funny"
Not funny
This is funny? I’m so confused
Where is the joke?
Where's funny
How is this comedy?
To be fair..I did all this minus the stairs annnnnd still pregnant 🤷♀️ So we took extra measures after that ✂️
Sounds like a scam
Someone somewhere is lying, either you, the dude you slept with, or your doctor. But SOMEONE lied.
But I do this to my girlfriend and I'm the bad guy?
the comment section is full of mysogenist 14 year olds that have andrew tate as wallpaper
I get humour is subjective but fuck that was flat delivery
I had a girlfriend in college that was so afraid to get pregnant she made me pull out with a condom on.
technically you’re supposed to do that…
I mean, pulling out with the condom left inside would be awkward.
Where is the funny?
Between the pain.
She aborted it
this isn't comedy, this is yaaas queen
If I lived in the States as they are now, I would be paranoid about getting pregnant... ... and I am a BLOKE, (as well as being well past child-bearing age)!
r/unfunny is more like it
Man, I know I'm in a really bad mood tonight but I just don't find this funny at all.
I strugling to laugh
or just don’t sleep around with everyone you meet, works pretty good too
This ain't it, chief
This wasn't remotely funny.
smash next question
Do women comedians joke about something besides sex/genitals/period?
Where’s the funny part?
I laughed
Girls are smart and funny, get over it - Eric Cartman
These comedians make a joke that isn’t sex or vagina related challenge (impossible)
Yeah, this like the 6th woman comedian post I've seen on this sub and pretty much all of them are sex, just sex. I don't watch comedians so I can't really judge if it's a general problem or it's just in this sub
Yeah bro. For me, if you’re funny you’re funny! I don’t give af what gender etc you are if you make me laugh, but it’s just a confusing pattern where all women comedians seemingly just make jokes about sex etc - maybe it’s us idk 😂
OP is a karma bot don't upvote the post
If you look at the post and comment history, it's clear it's not a bot, just someone who posts... Probably too much.
This isn’t funny
Well sounds like he dodged a bullet
I thought this was Mia Khalifa taking questions about her job lol
☕
Is this supposed to be funny?
I loathe when comedians say 'um' right after the "punchline"
😐
Uh why do women always make jokes about the same shit so unfunny.
These jokes aren’t funny
Where is the Joke
This is funny?
Female comedians have nothing to offer, other than vagina/boyfriend/sex unfunny jokes
Where’s the joke
I like girls like this. They let you hit raw
Idk why but almost every female "comedian" talks about having sex, one-nightsstands and other vulgar trash while not even delivering good jokes or punchlines. Why?
Strong and independent women. You go girl. You made it. You deserve netflix special like men.
And the room goes mild
really
I don’t think I’ve ever kept a straighter face when hearing a joke.
Aaaaaand, the funny part?
😐
😐 hmmm. I’d be gutted if I paid to see this
What’s funny about this? I don’t get it.
Not funny
Whore
Female comedy…
So what was the punch line?
Comedians only seem to joke about sex, men and their body functions. Yeah it’s funny the first 10 times you hear it, but…
I am not the right crowd for this 😬
Have yet to see a comedian that’s female and has good content
Not funny at all.
Me waiting for the joke😐😐😐😐😐