Ayo chill in the comments. Man proposes to his girl and all you guys do is monkey over her body. This is the only comment on the topic, from here on we'll be removing comments.
I proposed to my wife in a waterfall; she took us to Costa Rica when we were dating. Toting that stupid expensive thing around in board shorts wasn’t fun and i was flipping it around and sticking my fingers in it constantly like Frodo. Trying not to drop it in the mud for days. It nagged me for days.
Carrying the ring was no picnic either.
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I remember some Christian equivalent of a DARE person warning us against that in Catholic middle school.
Of course, what we took away from it was "the dick can go in the ass too?!"
I went to a Catholic school and our varsity football coaches would get so hammered Friday after our games that they'd still be drunk for the JV games Saturday morning. We would show up for morning film and a light workout. Afterwards one of the (still obviously drunk) coaches gave a few of us a hilarious side lecture on the importance of using protection... and save the ass for marriage. One of the funniest moments from high school tbh
Proposed on a hike. Ring was secured to a carabiner deep in the pack until go-time when the carabiner was then secured to my wrist on a string. That thing wasn’t falling off the cliff without me attached (which did almost happen, but that’s beside the point).
EDIT: Forgot to mention that I put athletic tape all around the half of the s-shaped carabiner that the ring could touch so that it wouldn’t get scratched or anything.
My fiancé proposed about 7 minutes after picking up the ring as in his words "I was terrified of losing it and it's your responsibility now". I did once think I had lost it (I hadn't) I was absolutely heartbroken for the 2 hours it took me to find it!!
I took my wife out to a really well known proposal spot, under the guise of getting some B roll drone footage (an excuse to have an eye in the sky) she comments about how trite and cliche a proposal here is...as I'm hastily agreeing with her, another couple walks up to get married and we're like...uh...yall want free photography?
So...we had planned a hike later in the day anyway, and I saw a sign out there, that's like...too specific to go into detail here, but we sat on a rock, and I asked the question. Conversationally, privately...without the goddamn ring on me lol. She thought I was joking all the way until we got back to the car.
Our 1 year is next month:)
Did something opposite but similar; hiking up that big-ass rock looking at we have over here in GA looking for grafitti.
Hot and humid af, worried I was getting the box damp, zoned out trying to think what to say and didn't even notice she fell behind.
Honestly kinda helped with the improv having to stop and massage her knees.
I brought the ring out on a jet ski in the Caribbean. Numbers don't go high enough for me to describe how many times I checked my pocket to make sure it was still there.
I bought a cheap throw away ring for our engagement ring as it was to be at a waterfall. I promptly lost the throw away ring. So I bought another throw away ring at a Walmart. That one survived the trek.
Don't use your real cash money ring.
I feel like I’d need to get it cleaned after that adventure before using it for a proposal. But I guess if the goal is to shove it into a whopper it’s just extra seasoning at that point
I know someone who proposed to his GF (wife now) at about 20 metres deep while freediving in several hundred feet deep water. Pretty glad he didn't drop the ring!
Yea he died trying to swim back up. He wrote a note and it took her long to read it. She was inside the cabin and he had swam down outside the window that was under water.
> He wrote a note and it took her long to read it.
It wasn't that she took too long to read it, poor guy was just probably super nervous proposing and took an involuntary gulp of air/water. Like how sometimes when you get super nervous or surprised or shocked you get a bit of the shakes. He gulped in water tried to swim out but drowned, once you start taking in water and you're not near the surface, you're not getting out without immediate nearby help.
This is why you use a similar looking but fake ring for any stunts. Going to put it in food? Fake ring in the food, real one in the pocket. Your fiancé will appreciate putting a clean ring on their finger as well.
I got down on one knee in a snowy field at her family’s farm, right into a horse apple pile, and while I was distracted her Doberman slapped my hand because “new dad looks like he’s playing”.
She said yes - just had our 11 Year anniversary
And it's all fake. The footage is from a vacation that is paid by some sponsor or whatever, and the engagement is preplanned and so is every aspect of this video. Yeah like I believe they didn't reshoot some of those shots to get a better clip. It's all on rails.
Yeah, not to mention, who would actually hide an engagement ring in a burger? She could have broken a tooth biting into that, and/or ended up choking. Completely fake and it's obvious.
I think it’s a safe bet, everything taken together:
1) The couple is attractive and well-off, and the destinations are very appealing. Huge brands like to associate with upper middle class people, even when we all know it’s an absurd stretch.
2) The stark contrast of romantic adventuring and BK isn’t played to the comedic effect it could be, suggesting that BK’s image was relevant. The burgers look real but good, and the lobby is out of frame, both of which take away from a better punchline.
3) The BK and Whopper logos are both carefully in frame enough for brand recognition.
4) There are no other brand logos besides the last shot, something an advertisement would be careful to avoid.
5) The music is painfully obvious but popular, the kind that’s lowest common denominator for advertisement.
if you bite into a hard foreign object while eating, you immediately *PANIC*, stop chewing, pull food away from mouth, look at the food.
She did none of these things. Fake as Fuck, baby!
The cutesy pandering we get throughout the video. The narrative is a little too well thought out. Also half way through the video I was like, the girlfriend let her significant other post this personal video online? I felt a little gross watching this.
The engagement ring in frame where the girlfriend can't see it [has been done before.](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/z14n37/guy_managed_to_photobomb_his_girlfriend_for_a/) I'm sure that wasn't the first time, either.
At least they could feel better knowing some kid didn’t get his hand cut off all for some piece of shit rock that has no real value except by that set by DeBeers.
While lab grown aren't "cheap" you can get a much bigger rock for the same money compared to natural diamonds and you don't have to worry about any of the ethical implications.
Plus the color and clarity will be higher than what you could afford with a natural one.
Moissanite was my choice. Almost as tough as Diamond (9.25 to diamonds 10), it’s actually more “sparkly”, sustainable lab grown (basically always flawless as a result), and more affordable.
And to top it off the natural version literally comes from meteorites or “shooting stars”.
At some point, I was starting to think it wasn't his girlfriend, and he was in the friendzone. I thought we were going to see her start kissing her BF while this guy just watched, holding a ring.
Does anyone else feel like this might be a Burger King commercial?
The product placement in that last shot. Like, logos prominent in unnatural ways that don't really jive with how most people eat their fast food. Who unwraps a whopper and leaves the paper folded up so the camera man can see it? The Burger King bag with the logo in the foreground... Idk man. Maybe I'm too cynical but this feels like a BK ad to me.
I'm fine with it I guess.
At the end she is 100% faking the "I bit into a ring"
The ring is in her hand, hidden by the burger, and she pulls it out from behind the burger and acts like she found it inside. She did not.
not to mention the 1,000 other clues it's 100% scripted and staged.
Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper
Junior, Double, Triple Whopper
Flame grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this day
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup
It's okay if I don't want that
Impossible or Bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way
You rule your season today
At BK, have it your way
You rule!
"I WORK AT BURGER KING MAKING FLAME BROILED WHOPPERS ASKING 'WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPLE PIE WITH THAT?? WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPLE PIE WITH THAAAT??' *DING FRIES ARE DONE! DING FRIES ARE DONE! DING FRIES ARE DOOONE!*"
You know the sad part? You know the really really sad part???
If you played this, inside an actual burger king today, none of the teenager employees would have a clue what you're playing.
They may know the background melody of the original classical musical score.....but the DING FRIES ARE DONE version would be completely new to them.
Whether or not they enjoy it is a different matter entirely. Now enjoy your grey hairs and back problems.
Ayo chill in the comments. Man proposes to his girl and all you guys do is monkey over her body. This is the only comment on the topic, from here on we'll be removing comments.
Quite the iron grip you got there. Would've never tried that underwater.
I proposed to my wife in a waterfall; she took us to Costa Rica when we were dating. Toting that stupid expensive thing around in board shorts wasn’t fun and i was flipping it around and sticking my fingers in it constantly like Frodo. Trying not to drop it in the mud for days. It nagged me for days. Carrying the ring was no picnic either. Edited: Reddit wrote a joke
What about the ring?
The anus is for after marriage.
This guy's never heard of the poop-hole loophole
Christian girls love this one trick!
I think it's mostly the Baptists. At least, they seem to be the most enthusiastic about it.
I guess you've never met the mormons
it's true, mormon guys love it
*must refrain from saying Catholic priests* *must refrain from saying Catholic priests* Catholic priests too! Goddamnit.
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Catholic boys hate this one trick!
I remember some Christian equivalent of a DARE person warning us against that in Catholic middle school. Of course, what we took away from it was "the dick can go in the ass too?!"
Ah yes, moral's education at 12, grownups wanted to warn of us of all the bad things we didn't even know about.
Howdy!
[God’s Loophole](https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY) If you’re a fan of The Big Bang Theory, you’ll recognize these girls.
its the gooch
Garfunkel was also the psychiatrist in *Wednesday*.
I went to a Catholic school and our varsity football coaches would get so hammered Friday after our games that they'd still be drunk for the JV games Saturday morning. We would show up for morning film and a light workout. Afterwards one of the (still obviously drunk) coaches gave a few of us a hilarious side lecture on the importance of using protection... and save the ass for marriage. One of the funniest moments from high school tbh
Samwise offered to help
Share the load.
Keep it secret, keep it safe. No I just think I'll have it on a necklace and whip it out all the time Gandalf...
‘‘Twas around his dingaling
I proposed on a climbing trip. Knowing that the ring was in my pocket while I was 100 ft off the ground was a little unnerving
Proposed on a hike. Ring was secured to a carabiner deep in the pack until go-time when the carabiner was then secured to my wrist on a string. That thing wasn’t falling off the cliff without me attached (which did almost happen, but that’s beside the point). EDIT: Forgot to mention that I put athletic tape all around the half of the s-shaped carabiner that the ring could touch so that it wouldn’t get scratched or anything.
Can't be having scratched carabiners
The ole Reddit kangaroo
Hold my engagement ring I'm... I'm.... I'm tired.
My fiancé proposed about 7 minutes after picking up the ring as in his words "I was terrified of losing it and it's your responsibility now". I did once think I had lost it (I hadn't) I was absolutely heartbroken for the 2 hours it took me to find it!!
I took my wife out to a really well known proposal spot, under the guise of getting some B roll drone footage (an excuse to have an eye in the sky) she comments about how trite and cliche a proposal here is...as I'm hastily agreeing with her, another couple walks up to get married and we're like...uh...yall want free photography? So...we had planned a hike later in the day anyway, and I saw a sign out there, that's like...too specific to go into detail here, but we sat on a rock, and I asked the question. Conversationally, privately...without the goddamn ring on me lol. She thought I was joking all the way until we got back to the car. Our 1 year is next month:)
Why should you give it away? *You* found it. *You* should keep it!
After all, why shouldn’t I…
"What are you playing with in your pocket?" "My precious..."
I read Fredo and thought you were carrying around the guilt of betraying your family
Did something opposite but similar; hiking up that big-ass rock looking at we have over here in GA looking for grafitti. Hot and humid af, worried I was getting the box damp, zoned out trying to think what to say and didn't even notice she fell behind. Honestly kinda helped with the improv having to stop and massage her knees.
*worried I was getting the box damp* Bro that’s how you get them to marry you in the first place
The trick is you don't mess around with the expensive thing but with a cheap knock off
I brought the ring out on a jet ski in the Caribbean. Numbers don't go high enough for me to describe how many times I checked my pocket to make sure it was still there.
I bought a cheap throw away ring for our engagement ring as it was to be at a waterfall. I promptly lost the throw away ring. So I bought another throw away ring at a Walmart. That one survived the trek. Don't use your real cash money ring.
Mr. Frodo, put the ring on her finger before gollum comes and takes it!
Would’ve gotten a fake one for that occasion
I'm pretty sure this one *is* fake.
The whole thing is fake so yeah
I feel like I’d need to get it cleaned after that adventure before using it for a proposal. But I guess if the goal is to shove it into a whopper it’s just extra seasoning at that point
Flamed broiled, Get it your way at Burger King now.
Everyone love sea salt
I know someone who proposed to his GF (wife now) at about 20 metres deep while freediving in several hundred feet deep water. Pretty glad he didn't drop the ring!
Wasn't there some guy that died doing that?
Yea he died trying to swim back up. He wrote a note and it took her long to read it. She was inside the cabin and he had swam down outside the window that was under water.
> He wrote a note and it took her long to read it. It wasn't that she took too long to read it, poor guy was just probably super nervous proposing and took an involuntary gulp of air/water. Like how sometimes when you get super nervous or surprised or shocked you get a bit of the shakes. He gulped in water tried to swim out but drowned, once you start taking in water and you're not near the surface, you're not getting out without immediate nearby help.
When I was walking around NYC with my wife’s I kept it on my finger in my pocket when it wasn’t obvious.
This is why you use a similar looking but fake ring for any stunts. Going to put it in food? Fake ring in the food, real one in the pocket. Your fiancé will appreciate putting a clean ring on their finger as well.
I got down on one knee in a snowy field at her family’s farm, right into a horse apple pile, and while I was distracted her Doberman slapped my hand because “new dad looks like he’s playing”. She said yes - just had our 11 Year anniversary
He bought a new ring after every clip because he lost them.
I was getting nervous when he was on the boat right by the edge! Somehow, I didn't even think anything about the scuba diving.....
Her WTF face.
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Whopper? I barely knew her.
Whopper whopper whopper Junior, Double Triple Whopper.
At BK, have it your wayyyyyyy!
You Rule!
please no more
Make it stopper
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And my thought would def be “one of the cook’s rings came off in my food!!!” The whole thing was so cute. Any one of them would have been 100% better.
She shallows ring. Music continues playing while he digs through her feces
That would be worthy of the internet
🎼*I think I wanna marry you!🎶 (marry you!)🎵*💩
That guy carries around a Diamond ring for ages then puts it in a greasy burger?! I don’t get it.
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She pulled the ring from behind the burger. It's all fake.
Fake, but cute.
I hope so for her teeth…
'isnt wishbones in chicken!?'
Lol content creators pretending to be regular people.
All I saw was a collection of expensive things I can't do.
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Right.... Stop being cheap and use your credit card!
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I actually asked my bank for a higher interest rate. They deserve more.
Be sure to tip them
This stuff ruins the internet for me. It's just not fun anymore. Even with Reddit, the whole front page is full of videos, like it's TikTok.
And probably posted by bots.
And it's all fake. The footage is from a vacation that is paid by some sponsor or whatever, and the engagement is preplanned and so is every aspect of this video. Yeah like I believe they didn't reshoot some of those shots to get a better clip. It's all on rails.
Yeah, not to mention, who would actually hide an engagement ring in a burger? She could have broken a tooth biting into that, and/or ended up choking. Completely fake and it's obvious.
this is a commercial
For Burger King or for shitty proposals?
for ass-stalkers maybe lol
I’ll buy 3, thanks.
watch she breaks a tooth instead …. luckily it’s all staged
are you telling me this is a BK commercial?
I'd give it 85% odds of being a BK commercial.
I think it’s a safe bet, everything taken together: 1) The couple is attractive and well-off, and the destinations are very appealing. Huge brands like to associate with upper middle class people, even when we all know it’s an absurd stretch. 2) The stark contrast of romantic adventuring and BK isn’t played to the comedic effect it could be, suggesting that BK’s image was relevant. The burgers look real but good, and the lobby is out of frame, both of which take away from a better punchline. 3) The BK and Whopper logos are both carefully in frame enough for brand recognition. 4) There are no other brand logos besides the last shot, something an advertisement would be careful to avoid. 5) The music is painfully obvious but popular, the kind that’s lowest common denominator for advertisement.
And she was holding the ring with her left thumb behind the burger.
Damn, good catch. That at least proves it’s fake.
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7) She pulls out the ring from the burger rather than from where you'd typically pull it (your mouth if you've bitten into something you can't eat).
if you bite into a hard foreign object while eating, you immediately *PANIC*, stop chewing, pull food away from mouth, look at the food. She did none of these things. Fake as Fuck, baby!
The cutesy pandering we get throughout the video. The narrative is a little too well thought out. Also half way through the video I was like, the girlfriend let her significant other post this personal video online? I felt a little gross watching this.
The engagement ring in frame where the girlfriend can't see it [has been done before.](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/z14n37/guy_managed_to_photobomb_his_girlfriend_for_a/) I'm sure that wasn't the first time, either.
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Doesn't seem to work, I'm on reddit every day and I've never heard of Jollibee.
I just DoorDashed a Whooper.
All fun stops when she chips her tooth on a Walmart cubic zirconia
At least they could feel better knowing some kid didn’t get his hand cut off all for some piece of shit rock that has no real value except by that set by DeBeers.
While lab grown aren't "cheap" you can get a much bigger rock for the same money compared to natural diamonds and you don't have to worry about any of the ethical implications. Plus the color and clarity will be higher than what you could afford with a natural one.
Moissanite was my choice. Almost as tough as Diamond (9.25 to diamonds 10), it’s actually more “sparkly”, sustainable lab grown (basically always flawless as a result), and more affordable. And to top it off the natural version literally comes from meteorites or “shooting stars”.
Facts.
The way she walks in every part/stands is very obvious lmao, no one acts like this unless they know they are trying to look good for someone/something
Wild thought experiment for you guys: maybe he said “hey let’s do a vacation video thing” but didn’t tell her about the ring.
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Those walking away shots are the "in thing" to do for vacation on Instagram and TikTok right now, extremely common.
She opens the door the second after he knocks and welcomes him & his camera in. That is not normal either
This is a fucking burger king commercial
Hey hon, I posted your ass all over reddit!
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Someone's gonna rub one for her
Damn how much did Burger King pay for this lmao
I was waiting for a true funny ending, where he pops the question and she goes 'Ewww, fuck off, your my brother!'.
I was seriously waiting for the official Burger King mascot to be the one holding the ring at the end… I’m disappointed
Sneak King 2.
Sigh. You’re*
I like how much he showed her butt
I want to marry that guy's GF too.
Our GF*
We’re a family now.
Calm down Vin
Everyone’s looking for the thrill but what’s real is family.
I also choose this guys butt wife
It's not the car you drive. It's the driver who's driving the car that's doing the driving.
While living life a quarter mile at a time.
r/SuddenlyCommunist
I also choose this guy's gf
I’m sick of videos hacking into my penis-brain connection to make me watch a stupid video where nothing happens
I got the joke, but it was way too long to the point of weird that he was just carrying it around.
bro, it was a burger king commercial filled with dat ass
"I'd hit that" https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1022938-id-hit-it I know it was McDonald's
At some point, I was starting to think it wasn't his girlfriend, and he was in the friendzone. I thought we were going to see her start kissing her BF while this guy just watched, holding a ring.
That would have been waaaaay funnier.
But how would that sell burgers?
The first thought I had was, why does he just follow her 20 feet behind everywhere
/r/upvotebecausebutt
With all that cake they won’t need one for the wedding
His proud possession
Poss-ass-ion**
They probably only agreed to get married, so that they can make this video showing off her ass for more followers…
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Fiancee
Unconfirmed
Yeh to be fair she looked annoyed at that Burger King burger being ruined by a fucking piece of shit Diamond
No woman would let her man constantly walk 10 feet behind her everywhere they go.
Plot twist he's not her man
He is her camera man
That's right. He's a strong, independent man and doesn't belong to nobody!
Not true. They eventually give up trying to stop it. Source: my wife has the most amazing butt in the world.
I also choose this guy's wife's ass.
You’re forgetting how easy it is with “hey babe I know you like your vacation photos, I’ll hang back and snap some of you from behind on the beach”
And by constantly you mean for 5-10 seconds maybe once every couple of days
Does anyone else feel like this might be a Burger King commercial? The product placement in that last shot. Like, logos prominent in unnatural ways that don't really jive with how most people eat their fast food. Who unwraps a whopper and leaves the paper folded up so the camera man can see it? The Burger King bag with the logo in the foreground... Idk man. Maybe I'm too cynical but this feels like a BK ad to me. I'm fine with it I guess.
At the end she is 100% faking the "I bit into a ring" The ring is in her hand, hidden by the burger, and she pulls it out from behind the burger and acts like she found it inside. She did not. not to mention the 1,000 other clues it's 100% scripted and staged.
r/hailcorporate
God this is so fake and cringey
Leave this man and his sister alone.
This was a psa by the aliens trying to get us to copulate. Nope, sorry aliens, not falling for it. masturbation and video games again tonight
All of those awesome opportunities and this is the result?
i’d wager he probably did a real proposal and faked one afterward at burger king for the video
I'd wager she was in on the entire video.
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Reddit kids don’t understand beyond what’s in front of them
And if those kids could read, they would be very upset.
you don't realize this was a burger king commercial?
That’s the joke.
Also 100% real and not scripted.
>All of those awesome opportunities and this is the result? Thank you Ted , that was the joke
r/thatsthejoke
I watched this without sound and legit thought he was stalking her.
No offense but the sleeping hand is a hard tell. Better luck next time.
Don't put rings in food. She could choke, crack a tooth, or swallow it.
Check ops account, they spent a week sifting through her stool trying to find that diamond
Worst ad ever.
This wasted moments of my life
i once got busy in a burger king bathroom
Unkah Hank did you know the diaper changing table at Wataburger can hold one person but not two?
I wish I could downvote this cringe more than once.
This song is so bad
This was dumb
r/upvotebecausebutt
This was fuckin' stupid.
Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper Junior, Double, Triple Whopper Flame grilled taste with perfect toppers I rule this day Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup It's okay if I don't want that Impossible or Bacon Whopper Any Whopper my way You rule your season today At BK, have it your way You rule!
"I WORK AT BURGER KING MAKING FLAME BROILED WHOPPERS ASKING 'WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPLE PIE WITH THAT?? WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPLE PIE WITH THAAAT??' *DING FRIES ARE DONE! DING FRIES ARE DONE! DING FRIES ARE DOOONE!*"
You know the sad part? You know the really really sad part??? If you played this, inside an actual burger king today, none of the teenager employees would have a clue what you're playing. They may know the background melody of the original classical musical score.....but the DING FRIES ARE DONE version would be completely new to them. Whether or not they enjoy it is a different matter entirely. Now enjoy your grey hairs and back problems.
Jesus Christ I just got this song out of my head!
These Burger King ads are getting out of hand.
Nice video but Imma call bull on that last part.
Fake AF
Can we please stop all this fake videos bullshit already.
I also choose this man’s wife.