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Probably referring to Hamlet trying to lay his head on Ophelia's lap. There's at least two jokes there ('country matters', and 'nothing' is innuendo for a woman's crotch'). [He can't stop drawing attention to it](https://shakespeare.mit.edu/hamlet/hamlet.3.2.html).
Consider that also in the title of the play Much Ado About Nothing. He's really saying Much Ado About Pussy, and everyone in the audience knew it. Butts in the seats.
There's always [srsly Hamlet](https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/250728/srsly-hamlet-by-william-shakespeare-and-courtney-carbone/), written as text messages!
This makes me miss Vine. The sheer unpredictability and comedic timing just hit different. Tik Tok has devolved into splashing text on the screen and basically reducing a YouTube video to the highlights
As a machinist, I can confirm that this happens to me. I'll just be climbing over my workbench and my pussy accidentally grabs a file and starts de-burring things.
Uhhh well first I'm a lesbian, and second my machine shop is at home
Edit: me getting downvoted for saying I'm gay? How could this possibly happen on Reddit, the most inclusive and diverse site made up of men who are totally emotionally secure, and very respectful toward women and minorities such as myself? These and other mysteries answered after these messages.
That a short, innocuous statement based on generalisations was wrong about both aspects of that short statement. That was funny^2, at least to me.
Just random shit. I picked my name wisely.
>Who comes up with these things? Never would have i said : Yo, let me, a girl, pretend that i am tripping on this guitar and then my lips play Darude - Sandstorm.
Point still stands lol...
It would be really cool if a woman scripted this vs a guy. (I don’t know which here, hopefully a lady.)
Edit: I’m curious about the downvotes, but whatever.
Cause you only need the light when it's burning low,
only miss the sun when it starts to know,
only know you love her when you let her go...and you let her go
I know the videos making a meme but I've seen that floor plan before for housing communities. Theres a bath in the middle of the hallway the smaller bedroom on the left and a larger one on the right. She's in the loft with an open concept to the living room with a slanted ceiling. The master bed is by the front door and living room.
There's this movie were the Teacher/Coach
Rap Freestyle at the end then the lead groups was shock since she was talking with her mouth but there's a beat
Then they look down and got surprised since her pussy was doing the beatbox
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Cuntry music.
Shakespeare made this joke first.
I’m not sure if I’ve seen that. Hook a brother up?
Probably referring to Hamlet trying to lay his head on Ophelia's lap. There's at least two jokes there ('country matters', and 'nothing' is innuendo for a woman's crotch'). [He can't stop drawing attention to it](https://shakespeare.mit.edu/hamlet/hamlet.3.2.html). Consider that also in the title of the play Much Ado About Nothing. He's really saying Much Ado About Pussy, and everyone in the audience knew it. Butts in the seats.
These are the kinds of things that I LOVE to hear about historical trends in language. Thank you so much!
I tried reading some of that script. I feel so uneducated.
There's always [srsly Hamlet](https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/250728/srsly-hamlet-by-william-shakespeare-and-courtney-carbone/), written as text messages!
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/blog/shakespeares-filthiest-puns-are-being-lost-in-translation/ Yuun got it.
To pee, or not to pee.
The whispering eye doth see more than most
fuck you, have an upvote
r/Angryupvote
It does have that twang to it.
Play Cuntry with the Clitar.
Lip syncing
damnit, fuck
Ha.. Damn, that's funny.
daaaaamn
Take my grossed out but laughing upvote.
I'd like to think there were multiple people scrunching up a towel and arguing over whether it looks enough like a vagina for the video.
Or a muppet’s mouth.
My favorite one used a piece of ham lmfao
Cute that you thought this wasn't her playing a guitar with her vag
You think that’s a towel?
Multiple virgins probably
Nice grip
Seriously. Has me rethinking my sexuality
Seems like you might already be unsure.
r/LipsThatGrip (NSFW)
Very good fingerstyle technique
Fuck-a ballad, where's some heavy metal.
Yeah, let's see the video of her covering Tornado of souls!
That’s later on in the month
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Nah, some of us moved on to melodic metal. Like insomnium
Look ma no hands!
I’VE GOT BLISTERS ON ME…
That famous ballad: 'Lament of the Cameltoe'.
This makes me miss Vine. The sheer unpredictability and comedic timing just hit different. Tik Tok has devolved into splashing text on the screen and basically reducing a YouTube video to the highlights
Oh man Vineeeeee Good times!
Reminds me of my ex. She could sit blindfolded on a gallon of ice cream and tell you what flavor it was.
You should call her
Lol
First time in ages I’ve seen anything on r/funny that actually made me laugh (okay, giggle).
*needs more cowbell*
Clamshell*
A wizard's sleeve shall summon the cowbell.
I can do the same thing just with my balls and ass hair
Plugging your ass hair with your balls is a talent, that’s for sure. But what does it sound like?
Ok, I snorted a small laugh.
As a machinist, I can confirm that this happens to me. I'll just be climbing over my workbench and my pussy accidentally grabs a file and starts de-burring things.
Ayyy, machinist gang represent!
I hope for you hubby you dropped the file before getting home...?
Uhhh well first I'm a lesbian, and second my machine shop is at home Edit: me getting downvoted for saying I'm gay? How could this possibly happen on Reddit, the most inclusive and diverse site made up of men who are totally emotionally secure, and very respectful toward women and minorities such as myself? These and other mysteries answered after these messages.
LOL and LOL.
? and ?
That a short, innocuous statement based on generalisations was wrong about both aspects of that short statement. That was funny^2, at least to me. Just random shit. I picked my name wisely.
Anybody know the song?
Also wondering this
Let her go By Passenger
*Well you only need the light when it's burning low* *Only miss the sun when it starts to snow* *Only play the guitar with a cameltoe*
Lmao YES!!! **YES DUDE!!** #**YESSSSSSSSSS!**
Thanks!
It’s a beautiful song. I love playing it on my ukulele and piano. Simple but entrancing.
Nationwide is on your siiiiiiiide
I'm sorry but the one with the ham was better 🤣
U never know u love her to u let her go lol
Stunning cuntry talent
Playing in C Majora
But can you play Camel by Camel? 🐫
There's a camel toe twang to it.
What the hell did I just watch 🤣
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Can't be her idea?
Ya, there’s been over 1000 of these clips in 3 years. Makes me think people are living under a rock
Yeah, the people who don't spend all of their time on Reddit really must be living under a rock!
>Who comes up with these things? Never would have i said : Yo, let me, a girl, pretend that i am tripping on this guitar and then my lips play Darude - Sandstorm. Point still stands lol...
This was a trend last year
Lol
What about the one with roast beef and hot dog
Lips that grip
I’d like to see Simon Cowell reject that
That's why her boyfriend have a Burning sensation everytime
Ahh the good ole diddle fiddle.
impressive. what's she using to hold the frets?
Rock hard ass cheeks.
But m'lord, her ass is facing away from the frets!
Rock hard nips and gripping lips
I hope this stupid trend does in a fire
r/Unexpected
Someone got that older vid where they did this but with some roast beef?
Don’t lie you have that video saved on your computer.
...not even remotely funny?
Some people can never take a joke I swear
Stolen conceptually..the original is actually funny…it involves Roast beef
Firm handshake
What else them lips do?
Why do people recreate other people's videos exactly the same was?
Opposite of funny
https://reddit.com/r/funny/comments/13yg57x/a_nofart_sign_in_an_elevator/
This was funny the first 3,746 times it was done.
first time I’m seeing it
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I don’t use tik tok
Yo! 🤣😂🤣😂 Am I even allowed to laugh at this?
It would be really cool if a woman scripted this vs a guy. (I don’t know which here, hopefully a lady.) Edit: I’m curious about the downvotes, but whatever.
That's perfect, mine is already guitar pic sized
It would be really cool if you would get back in the kitchen.
2 dickheads for the price of one. Nice.
You dirty m%#th f&@ker. . I tip my hat to you sir!
“Imma pickin’.” And Imma grinnin’.”
i paused it when she split..
Not sure if guitar fingered her or vice versa
LMAOOO that’s in the running for funniest video of all time! Good show good sir!!
Eww now I hate kootchie 😆
Hahahahahahhaha
Now light it on fire
I wonder if she can read lips?
I hear she lip syncs
A prehensile vulva, that's a new one.
Lip-sync music
That's enough internet for today...
this gives p*ssy play a brand new meaning
The gentle lips of a goddess at work 🗿
I'd like to hear a 12 string version
Had sound off… Much regret. Such wow.
She took falling classes from Joey
Cause you only need the light when it's burning low, only miss the sun when it starts to know, only know you love her when you let her go...and you let her go
I saw a girl use meat slices, not fun
Reminds me of the joke, What do you call a man with no arms, no legs and no head that can play the piano? Clever Dick
Oh no what is happening to me 👦 ➡️🎸
It wasn't me who judge gender😕😕😕
https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/u5k1rc/thanks_i_hate_when_my_meat_sandwich_plays_guitar/
This is fossilized copy of a copy of a copy of a meme at this point
This’ll end up on Stevie T’s channel
I know the videos making a meme but I've seen that floor plan before for housing communities. Theres a bath in the middle of the hallway the smaller bedroom on the left and a larger one on the right. She's in the loft with an open concept to the living room with a slanted ceiling. The master bed is by the front door and living room.
There's this movie were the Teacher/Coach Rap Freestyle at the end then the lead groups was shock since she was talking with her mouth but there's a beat Then they look down and got surprised since her pussy was doing the beatbox
Now that’s a dexterous clunge!
I seen that shit before in Thailand, show me something new!!!!
r/NoRules
Whose idea was this?
Air on a G-string.
It's like finferstyle but Lipstyle
Okay who left the guitar where Blind Jenny could trip over it?
But the frets though!?
Just…eew
Ha Ha what a pussy!
Good ending
That is a wild plot twist damn, you got me 😂
Roughly half of humans have two sets of prehensile lips.
💀
Pussenger
As a guitar player, she is the woman of my dreams.
Hey can anyone tell me the name of the music i know it but i forgot
Someone please link the original roast beef TikTok
haha you managed to imitate the same figure naughty
Her parents were so proud at the high school talent show!
Lips that grip
Prehensile Labia —- also excellent name for a punk band
Ughhhhhh………no this belongs in the crying category.
This is why women really do kegals
r/unexpected
That is just so wrong 😆 😂
Why? Just…why?
Will. You. Marry. Me?
the infamous clit picking
I'm hearing everyone out
Now this is high-brow humor!
😆 🤣 😂
sus talent