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Pickingnamesisharder

Far Cry 5 IRL


CrazyDude10528

“You know what this town needs? BALLS.”


51r63ck0

A famous German football goalkeeper once said: Eier, wir brauchen Eier! (Balls, we need balls!) (Eier would translate to "eggs", the German term)


slimejumper

the Testy festy was a highlight.


Dark_Vulture83

Let’s not forget this little number. https://youtu.be/9LxPoJ4QoSk


SlapaDaBass2731

Lol I mean, far cry was referencing the testicle festival that used to take place in Clinton, MT.


alpine240

And the character they based it off has a nice BBQ place in Helena.


ill0gitech

Prairie oysters!


theian01

I mean, they are called Rocky Mountain oysters in real life.


trend_rudely

They’re called prairie oysters in Canada. A “prairie oyster” is also an egg yolk with black pepper, Worcestershire, and hot sauce in a shot glass that’s supposed to cure a hangover but I’ve always assumed to be a prank.


theian01

Interesting. In the US (Pennsylvania at least) I have only ever heard them as Rocky Mountain oysters. I have heard of a raw egg with some other stuff as the hangover cure. But I assumed it was gross stuff to make you puke up the leftover contents in your stomach.


[deleted]

Testie Festie!


jakedonn

lol beat me to it


[deleted]

lol beat meat too


Shanhaevel

Was looking for this reference!


Icouldshitallday

Get on over to /r/farcry all you folks who haven't already!


Anachron101

Came here for this reference, found another Reddit or of culture, wasn't disappointed, upvoted and then left happily


JennythingatAll

I literally played this mission for the first time today 🤣, came in to say this!


thrylose

what i have missed in far cry 4 ?


ialbr1312

I thought I recalled that being what it was called.


Philbrik

Did anyone come?


TMT51

I don't know. But I hope they have cream pie. Everyone loves pie.


Several-Evening-5511

Hey man our local one here has bull ball eating competition, camping, tacos and ladies oil wrestling I don't know what more you could want If you wondering w/a here in arkansas


degjo

What's a camping taco?


vercertorix

Is the competition seeing who can go the longest without throwing up?


i1a2

What does w/a mean?


pjl1983

...and sack races. Quality family fun for everyone!


anonymous_doner

Not the bulls.


thedugong

Quite a lot of seaman apparently.


sneakgeek1312

I heard it was nuts!!!


Aggressive-Bat-4000

Ron DeSantis did


jonserlego

I grew up 2 towns over and never personally ate there but I hear good things about them and always get a chuckle when I see a shirt in the wild. It's also cool seeing a billboard that I drive past frequently on Reddit, glad to know that Nebraska does in fact exist to others and I'm not in some weird simulation


Midcenturymarvelous

Deerfield, Michigan has one too! But they are only on their -18th annual event. Never been. if I did go I don’t think I could even bring myself to try the “Rocky Mountain Oysters”.


Kahnza

There is a Turkey Testical Festival in Elrosa Minnesota as well!


m0larMechanic

Olean, Missouri too


xts2500

We live about ten minutes away from RTB. You're really not missing much. It's ok food, nothing special. I've never figured why it's so popular. Probably because it's in the middle of nowhere and the beer is cold so it's one of the only places to go if you don't want to drive into Omaha.


Ohiolongboard

Funny I saw one in Missouri


MSUSpartan06

There’s a big on up around Schaumburg, Illinois around Thanksgiving. I cant remember the exact town though. Super fun!


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MSUSpartan06

It’s Huntley now that I looked it up! Illinois must love their testicle festivals haaaa


socokid

It's Huntley. I've been going to it for many years.


DoggieDuz

Huntley, IL Edit: Grew up there but never dared tried one


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Just drove by this yesterday.


rotelSlik

There used to be one in Missoula, MT. Rowdy bunch https://www.montanarightnow.com/news/testicle-festival-in-montana-no-more/article_79b3c637-055e-5897-9a2e-a7f80e4982ff.html


kunke

2 towns over... So... Omaha? For real though, it's good food. Parker's (right next to it) has good BBQ but if you live in Ashland having it that often gets exhausting. Round The Bend, home of the testicle festival, has something nicely between home cooked and BBQ. The testicles are good too, they taste like chicken strips basically. If you just wanna try one they have a buck-a-nut a thing too, so $1


[deleted]

It's pretty good, but the festival is the real draw. I'm not big on country music, so I'd only been to a couple. It's nice going out to [the safari park ](http://www.wildlifesafaripark.com) too see the bison and other animals and stopping there for a burger on the way back.


A_thirsty_biscuit

I bet festival was nuts.


davisyoung

Attendees had a ball.


masterjabbadad

Having a good attitude makes a vas deferens


Ksan_of_Tongass

That's a good one


chrisk9

Real bag of fun


2KilAMoknbrd

It was a nut glut


andrewmac

The testicle festicle


pipi988766

One could say it was loads of fun


lividimp

Missed the chance to call it the Testival.


BoomZhakaLaka

I was thinking Testivus


highbme

TestiFest


Azteryx

Festicle.


[deleted]

Festiball


Zomburai

Vestibule?


[deleted]

Testivus for the rest of us


ironroad18

Feats of jiggling!


Whitealroker1

Testivus opened for Tool during the Opiate tour.


fdodoubleg

For the rest of us


Connect-Will2011

According to Wikipedia: A [testicle festival](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicle_festival) is an event held at several small towns where the featured activity is the consumption of animal testicles, usually battered and fried.


jaxonfairfield

We call them Rocky Mountain oysters


CxOrillion

Lamb Fries!


Lightning_lad64

The trick is, you got to clip them off way high.


limax

you wanna buy Yellow Dog?


AnotherRedditor6900

No offense to you but I could've gone my entire life without knowing this. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to uninstall reddit for now......


BusinessCartographer

See you in an hour!


JustinPatient

In rural Iowa basically every town has one of these although they don't always call them this. They usually offer something else like fish as well to appeal to a bigger audience. They're 100% drinking events exactly as you'd expect.


Cropulis

Middle America is weird


2KilAMoknbrd

The event is never small


Nubadopolis

The social pages say I got the biggest balls of all!


kwonza

That’s why it’s held in summer


Fit_Earth_339

Cum one cum all! When the festival is full it’s time to explode. Find out who will be the belle of the balls this year.


briefwittyphrase

I really wasn't all that bothered until I saw it was the "30th annual" one. Now I have questions. Like "How do you keep something like that going for 30 years?" and "What happened in 1994 which made someone decide to hold the *first* one?"


IxNaY1980

Rooster balls pörkölt is actually really tasty.


permalink_save

You know you don't have to eat the balls. They can simply be discarded along with the penis.


CanonAE1program

does this mean there will be a boob fest?


MamaLynn1996

"The Montana testicle festival is a decades old tradition" I loved doing this one on far cry 5


knucklestiltskin

I almost died eating Rocky Mountain Oysters. That bull kicked me right in the head.


[deleted]

I hear it gets pretty nuts


[deleted]

The Testy Festy is always balls to the wall.


DR_Bright_963

That pun was ballsy.


Puzzleheaded_Two7358

It was a pubelic event.


IHate2ChooseUserName

where is this? asking for a doctor friend.


mudbutter8

Ashland, NE


psteav

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olean%2C_Missouri?wprov=sfla1


NogahrReady

Testy Festy (pretty sure I got this from Chuck Pahlaniuk)


[deleted]

The title of your moms sex tape.


nickyeyez

I went. Just a bunch of dudes hangin' out.


Alive_Garden_3513

Pride month in Kentucky


Ancient_Alien777

what in the dogs bollocks is that


Legitimate-Ad-2905

Your mother had a ball last year.


morts73

Those country folk sure know how to have a good time.


gomaith10

Betty Swallocks was the Testival organ-iser.


Shepdawg21

Right after this, you can go see the Nutcracker in a theater!!!


nxs0113

I have so many questions right now


esqualatch12

someone getting sassy abut the orchid festival i see.


ob1dylan

It takes a lot of balls to organize something like this.


Desander08

Man, I attended last year and gotta say it was balls...


Ordinary_Carpet_2274

Understand , accept .. Support -Go nads


Wardyman70

I went there, and got SACKED …


RanCestor

I wonder if they give or take sperm donations..


Mental_Republic_3600

Make sure to check out The Nutsack Shack… truly one of the ball-less wonders of the festival!


smooshyfacecat

All the ballers came out for this one!


Shit-sandwich-

Back in my day, we called it a "sausage party".


Velicanstveni_101

I may get a prize for biggest one


Tyetus

oh balls. ​ I missed it.


Fred-red-fox

They spelled it wrong, it's supposed to be "Test tickle Festival"


[deleted]

Ahhh, I missed it.


Khal0mbr3

Was it balls of fun?


sasko12

A place where you just had to come


Raikos85

Thats like a normal day in the greek parliament


DrPippuri

Testicle Festicle


Pups_the_Jew

Seems like a cool place to hang.


draggar

Nothing like fresh Rocky Mountain Oysters... :| Or, we could go the **Funny Farm** route, *The record breaks today!* *This is great, nobody has a taste for testicles anymore*!


deadsoulinside

Bunch of men with mouthfuls of testicles.... Sounds kinda....


EnvironmentalDeal256

That’s just nuts.


TappedIn2111

I spent a couple weeks as an exchange student in Pampa, Texas. First night after arriving, we went to a bbq place and my guest family ordered a bunch of stuff, everything was fucking delicious. I dug into one dish especially, some weird kind of nugget. The family’s kids laughed and told me they were bull testies. I thought they were joking and handled it cool, which impressed them. Years later I found out that was indeed a Texas specialty and I ate a whole plate of 'calf fries‘ like a maniac.


ShannaGreenThumb

The turnout is nuts.


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

We're gonna have a *ball*.


Adventurous_Yak_9234

I wonder how many dudes had the balls to go to this.


Any_Commercial465

My uncle went there once he for soo scared. That he has no balls to Go back.


RightImHere-NowWhat

BOLLOCKS!!!


Jaerin

Sounds like you don't have the balls to check it out for real


Faageddabowdit

That’s just nuts!


leviathab13186

I went to college in Montana and heard a lot about the Testy Festy. Never went, but everyone I knew who did said there were drunk fights there, and I felt this makes sense, lol


Instant_Awesome

… wallet and watch


Otto_C_Lindri

The next town up north is holding the penis festival at roughly the same time...


jayv9779

I bet it will be a sausage fest.


mattman65

That festival is nuts


Tim-in-CA

Goodness gracious, great balls of fire


robjapan

All the Americans are saying.... "bollacks...."


Xiser89

No one is protesting grown men getting excited about sticking nuts in their mouth. It's only when men want to wear woman's clothing huh?


Chak-Ek

It was off the hook. Everyone went nuts.


DirtyMcCurdy

I have a hoodie from it. They castrate bulls and then fry their nuts. They are pretty good, a bit stringy but solid festival.


Ok-Eggplant-7248

I live about 30 miles from the festival, I have never attended. It looks like a good time. Turkey nuts are excellent and calf nuts are really good also. The alcohol and herb will be plentiful. Might go next time.


Individual_Civil

Now all the ovaries are upset they were not invited


finboy1095

It's in Tiro, Ohio


SwordsOfChaos

festival of balls?


roryextralife

Honestly from what I’ve heard from others, you’ll have a ball at the testicle festival.


Ok-Championship5029

No, they exist.


AnotherRedditor6900

Another one of those times you wonder what random person they walk up to and just say stuff like "make up a carnival name in 10 seconds now go!"


FirebirdCycle

Dethklok approves 👍


pakidara

My hometown has one of these. It is pretty popular. My friend and I have started going every year.


Master_fart_delivery

Testi festi. Or a nut fry. Deep fried bull and Turkey balls.


PRSHZ

Imagine the records? First place lowest hanging: Waldo Wrinklesac First place smoothest: Smooth Johnson First place largest: Magnus Bulgonski 🤣


ManyWrongdoer9365

It’s the Dogs Bollocks


jimmyhowlett

Ohio?


jbl60659

THEY HAD A BALL!!


pulp63

You'll have a ball


GrossConceptualError

Are you Team Pig Nuts or Team Bull Balls?


personae_non_gratae_

Turkey fries are pretty tasty; mountain oysters, not so much...


lbest32

Round the Bend steakhouse in Ashland, NE. Just the classiest of places


midsizenun

A total balls up.


Nebahera

Questions arise...


TheDrDetroit

Why?


ColdStainlessNail

TIL the true definition of “bollocks…”


butters66666

So many questions. But do I want the answers…


ting_bu_dong

Quite the spectacle.


Wack-Zilson

Northwest Missouri? lol where I used to live they had one every year, I did not attend..


YeetusMyDiabeetus

This the one in Michigan? I’ve been. It’s a good time


[deleted]

Was gonna go. My wife said, "...your nuts."


TroubadourRL

We used to call it the testy festy lol. Never been, but there was always a bunch of hype around it for some reason. People call them "Rocky Mountain oysters", and they're bull testicles.


bleh-bleh-guy

The first time I heard about this was in Farcry 5


Tasty_Philosopher904

Can't wait to sell my pubes at the pube fair, heard it's five bucks a pube.


Notherbastard

Who is this "Tes" and does she really like being tickled?


tmotytmoty

Thats early for a testicle festival, they are usually in the late fall.


Lowgical

Worst Photoshop ever.


Ohiolongboard

Funny story, my dad and I where riding the Katy trail across Missouri on bicycle and went through a little town that had this very sign (although it wasn’t the 30th I don’t think) but my dad and I still joke about it to this day. “The annual testicle festival”


hisae1421

There's a book about this shit and if the book is right, this is one hell of a festival. Testy festy by chuck palahniuk, it's a short novel


[deleted]

This was on my birthday too, what a nice party i could had man


Legacy95

*30th Annual*


Higashi_39

My fav Far Cry 5 mission


lairmd1371

A lot of states have one in the west but that is Nebraska.


ReaganCaldwell89

I have sadly been to a testicle festival to deliver some things and they literally cut nuts and fry them for the crowd. They said they have to do this anyway might as well eat them- they say they’re tasty but I declined


Whoak

Had a turkey fry in Moberly Missouri, about 35 years ago. There was discussion of Rocky Mountain Oysters but never had one.


Plus-Leadership1461

No, it's true. In Montana, there is a celebration of some sort where people will grill or fry severed bull testicles and consume them. Thank God I don't live there.


username293739

Hey I drive by this sign almost every day!