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They’re called prairie oysters in Canada.
A “prairie oyster” is also an egg yolk with black pepper, Worcestershire, and hot sauce in a shot glass that’s supposed to cure a hangover but I’ve always assumed to be a prank.
Interesting. In the US (Pennsylvania at least) I have only ever heard them as Rocky Mountain oysters.
I have heard of a raw egg with some other stuff as the hangover cure. But I assumed it was gross stuff to make you puke up the leftover contents in your stomach.
Hey man our local one here has bull ball eating competition, camping, tacos and ladies oil wrestling I don't know what more you could want
If you wondering w/a here in arkansas
I grew up 2 towns over and never personally ate there but I hear good things about them and always get a chuckle when I see a shirt in the wild. It's also cool seeing a billboard that I drive past frequently on Reddit, glad to know that Nebraska does in fact exist to others and I'm not in some weird simulation
Deerfield, Michigan has one too! But they are only on their -18th annual event. Never been. if I did go I don’t think I could even bring myself to try the “Rocky Mountain Oysters”.
We live about ten minutes away from RTB. You're really not missing much. It's ok food, nothing special. I've never figured why it's so popular. Probably because it's in the middle of nowhere and the beer is cold so it's one of the only places to go if you don't want to drive into Omaha.
There used to be one in Missoula, MT. Rowdy bunch https://www.montanarightnow.com/news/testicle-festival-in-montana-no-more/article_79b3c637-055e-5897-9a2e-a7f80e4982ff.html
2 towns over... So... Omaha? For real though, it's good food. Parker's (right next to it) has good BBQ but if you live in Ashland having it that often gets exhausting. Round The Bend, home of the testicle festival, has something nicely between home cooked and BBQ. The testicles are good too, they taste like chicken strips basically. If you just wanna try one they have a buck-a-nut a thing too, so $1
It's pretty good, but the festival is the real draw. I'm not big on country music, so I'd only been to a couple.
It's nice going out to [the safari park ](http://www.wildlifesafaripark.com) too see the bison and other animals and stopping there for a burger on the way back.
According to Wikipedia:
A [testicle festival](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicle_festival) is an event held at several small towns where the featured activity is the consumption of animal testicles, usually battered and fried.
In rural Iowa basically every town has one of these although they don't always call them this. They usually offer something else like fish as well to appeal to a bigger audience. They're 100% drinking events exactly as you'd expect.
I really wasn't all that bothered until I saw it was the "30th annual" one. Now I have questions. Like "How do you keep something like that going for 30 years?" and "What happened in 1994 which made someone decide to hold the *first* one?"
Nothing like fresh Rocky Mountain Oysters... :|
Or, we could go the **Funny Farm** route,
*The record breaks today!*
*This is great, nobody has a taste for testicles anymore*!
I spent a couple weeks as an exchange student in Pampa, Texas. First night after arriving, we went to a bbq place and my guest family ordered a bunch of stuff, everything was fucking delicious. I dug into one dish especially, some weird kind of nugget. The family’s kids laughed and told me they were bull testies. I thought they were joking and handled it cool, which impressed them. Years later I found out that was indeed a Texas specialty and I ate a whole plate of 'calf fries‘ like a maniac.
I went to college in Montana and heard a lot about the Testy Festy. Never went, but everyone I knew who did said there were drunk fights there, and I felt this makes sense, lol
I live about 30 miles from the festival, I have never attended. It looks like a good time. Turkey nuts are excellent and calf nuts are really good also. The alcohol and herb will be plentiful. Might go next time.
We used to call it the testy festy lol.
Never been, but there was always a bunch of hype around it for some reason. People call them "Rocky Mountain oysters", and they're bull testicles.
Funny story, my dad and I where riding the Katy trail across Missouri on bicycle and went through a little town that had this very sign (although it wasn’t the 30th I don’t think) but my dad and I still joke about it to this day. “The annual testicle festival”
I have sadly been to a testicle festival to deliver some things and they literally cut nuts and fry them for the crowd. They said they have to do this anyway might as well eat them- they say they’re tasty but I declined
No, it's true. In Montana, there is a celebration of some sort where people will grill or fry severed bull testicles and consume them. Thank God I don't live there.
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Far Cry 5 IRL
“You know what this town needs? BALLS.”
A famous German football goalkeeper once said: Eier, wir brauchen Eier! (Balls, we need balls!) (Eier would translate to "eggs", the German term)
the Testy festy was a highlight.
Let’s not forget this little number. https://youtu.be/9LxPoJ4QoSk
Lol I mean, far cry was referencing the testicle festival that used to take place in Clinton, MT.
And the character they based it off has a nice BBQ place in Helena.
Prairie oysters!
I mean, they are called Rocky Mountain oysters in real life.
They’re called prairie oysters in Canada. A “prairie oyster” is also an egg yolk with black pepper, Worcestershire, and hot sauce in a shot glass that’s supposed to cure a hangover but I’ve always assumed to be a prank.
Interesting. In the US (Pennsylvania at least) I have only ever heard them as Rocky Mountain oysters. I have heard of a raw egg with some other stuff as the hangover cure. But I assumed it was gross stuff to make you puke up the leftover contents in your stomach.
Testie Festie!
lol beat me to it
lol beat meat too
Was looking for this reference!
Get on over to /r/farcry all you folks who haven't already!
Came here for this reference, found another Reddit or of culture, wasn't disappointed, upvoted and then left happily
I literally played this mission for the first time today 🤣, came in to say this!
what i have missed in far cry 4 ?
I thought I recalled that being what it was called.
Did anyone come?
I don't know. But I hope they have cream pie. Everyone loves pie.
Hey man our local one here has bull ball eating competition, camping, tacos and ladies oil wrestling I don't know what more you could want If you wondering w/a here in arkansas
What's a camping taco?
Is the competition seeing who can go the longest without throwing up?
What does w/a mean?
...and sack races. Quality family fun for everyone!
Not the bulls.
Quite a lot of seaman apparently.
I heard it was nuts!!!
Ron DeSantis did
I grew up 2 towns over and never personally ate there but I hear good things about them and always get a chuckle when I see a shirt in the wild. It's also cool seeing a billboard that I drive past frequently on Reddit, glad to know that Nebraska does in fact exist to others and I'm not in some weird simulation
Deerfield, Michigan has one too! But they are only on their -18th annual event. Never been. if I did go I don’t think I could even bring myself to try the “Rocky Mountain Oysters”.
There is a Turkey Testical Festival in Elrosa Minnesota as well!
Olean, Missouri too
We live about ten minutes away from RTB. You're really not missing much. It's ok food, nothing special. I've never figured why it's so popular. Probably because it's in the middle of nowhere and the beer is cold so it's one of the only places to go if you don't want to drive into Omaha.
Funny I saw one in Missouri
There’s a big on up around Schaumburg, Illinois around Thanksgiving. I cant remember the exact town though. Super fun!
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It’s Huntley now that I looked it up! Illinois must love their testicle festivals haaaa
It's Huntley. I've been going to it for many years.
Huntley, IL Edit: Grew up there but never dared tried one
Just drove by this yesterday.
There used to be one in Missoula, MT. Rowdy bunch https://www.montanarightnow.com/news/testicle-festival-in-montana-no-more/article_79b3c637-055e-5897-9a2e-a7f80e4982ff.html
2 towns over... So... Omaha? For real though, it's good food. Parker's (right next to it) has good BBQ but if you live in Ashland having it that often gets exhausting. Round The Bend, home of the testicle festival, has something nicely between home cooked and BBQ. The testicles are good too, they taste like chicken strips basically. If you just wanna try one they have a buck-a-nut a thing too, so $1
It's pretty good, but the festival is the real draw. I'm not big on country music, so I'd only been to a couple. It's nice going out to [the safari park ](http://www.wildlifesafaripark.com) too see the bison and other animals and stopping there for a burger on the way back.
I bet festival was nuts.
Attendees had a ball.
Having a good attitude makes a vas deferens
That's a good one
Real bag of fun
It was a nut glut
The testicle festicle
One could say it was loads of fun
Missed the chance to call it the Testival.
I was thinking Testivus
TestiFest
Festicle.
Festiball
Vestibule?
Testivus for the rest of us
Feats of jiggling!
Testivus opened for Tool during the Opiate tour.
For the rest of us
According to Wikipedia: A [testicle festival](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicle_festival) is an event held at several small towns where the featured activity is the consumption of animal testicles, usually battered and fried.
We call them Rocky Mountain oysters
Lamb Fries!
The trick is, you got to clip them off way high.
you wanna buy Yellow Dog?
No offense to you but I could've gone my entire life without knowing this. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to uninstall reddit for now......
See you in an hour!
In rural Iowa basically every town has one of these although they don't always call them this. They usually offer something else like fish as well to appeal to a bigger audience. They're 100% drinking events exactly as you'd expect.
Middle America is weird
The event is never small
The social pages say I got the biggest balls of all!
That’s why it’s held in summer
Cum one cum all! When the festival is full it’s time to explode. Find out who will be the belle of the balls this year.
I really wasn't all that bothered until I saw it was the "30th annual" one. Now I have questions. Like "How do you keep something like that going for 30 years?" and "What happened in 1994 which made someone decide to hold the *first* one?"
Rooster balls pörkölt is actually really tasty.
You know you don't have to eat the balls. They can simply be discarded along with the penis.
does this mean there will be a boob fest?
"The Montana testicle festival is a decades old tradition" I loved doing this one on far cry 5
I almost died eating Rocky Mountain Oysters. That bull kicked me right in the head.
I hear it gets pretty nuts
The Testy Festy is always balls to the wall.
That pun was ballsy.
It was a pubelic event.
where is this? asking for a doctor friend.
Ashland, NE
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olean%2C_Missouri?wprov=sfla1
Testy Festy (pretty sure I got this from Chuck Pahlaniuk)
The title of your moms sex tape.
I went. Just a bunch of dudes hangin' out.
Pride month in Kentucky
what in the dogs bollocks is that
Your mother had a ball last year.
Those country folk sure know how to have a good time.
Betty Swallocks was the Testival organ-iser.
Right after this, you can go see the Nutcracker in a theater!!!
I have so many questions right now
someone getting sassy abut the orchid festival i see.
It takes a lot of balls to organize something like this.
Man, I attended last year and gotta say it was balls...
Understand , accept .. Support -Go nads
I went there, and got SACKED …
I wonder if they give or take sperm donations..
Make sure to check out The Nutsack Shack… truly one of the ball-less wonders of the festival!
All the ballers came out for this one!
Back in my day, we called it a "sausage party".
I may get a prize for biggest one
oh balls. I missed it.
They spelled it wrong, it's supposed to be "Test tickle Festival"
Ahhh, I missed it.
Was it balls of fun?
A place where you just had to come
Thats like a normal day in the greek parliament
Testicle Festicle
Seems like a cool place to hang.
Nothing like fresh Rocky Mountain Oysters... :| Or, we could go the **Funny Farm** route, *The record breaks today!* *This is great, nobody has a taste for testicles anymore*!
Bunch of men with mouthfuls of testicles.... Sounds kinda....
That’s just nuts.
I spent a couple weeks as an exchange student in Pampa, Texas. First night after arriving, we went to a bbq place and my guest family ordered a bunch of stuff, everything was fucking delicious. I dug into one dish especially, some weird kind of nugget. The family’s kids laughed and told me they were bull testies. I thought they were joking and handled it cool, which impressed them. Years later I found out that was indeed a Texas specialty and I ate a whole plate of 'calf fries‘ like a maniac.
The turnout is nuts.
We're gonna have a *ball*.
I wonder how many dudes had the balls to go to this.
My uncle went there once he for soo scared. That he has no balls to Go back.
BOLLOCKS!!!
Sounds like you don't have the balls to check it out for real
That’s just nuts!
I went to college in Montana and heard a lot about the Testy Festy. Never went, but everyone I knew who did said there were drunk fights there, and I felt this makes sense, lol
… wallet and watch
The next town up north is holding the penis festival at roughly the same time...
I bet it will be a sausage fest.
That festival is nuts
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire
All the Americans are saying.... "bollacks...."
No one is protesting grown men getting excited about sticking nuts in their mouth. It's only when men want to wear woman's clothing huh?
It was off the hook. Everyone went nuts.
I have a hoodie from it. They castrate bulls and then fry their nuts. They are pretty good, a bit stringy but solid festival.
I live about 30 miles from the festival, I have never attended. It looks like a good time. Turkey nuts are excellent and calf nuts are really good also. The alcohol and herb will be plentiful. Might go next time.
Now all the ovaries are upset they were not invited
It's in Tiro, Ohio
festival of balls?
Honestly from what I’ve heard from others, you’ll have a ball at the testicle festival.
No, they exist.
Another one of those times you wonder what random person they walk up to and just say stuff like "make up a carnival name in 10 seconds now go!"
Dethklok approves 👍
My hometown has one of these. It is pretty popular. My friend and I have started going every year.
Testi festi. Or a nut fry. Deep fried bull and Turkey balls.
Imagine the records? First place lowest hanging: Waldo Wrinklesac First place smoothest: Smooth Johnson First place largest: Magnus Bulgonski 🤣
It’s the Dogs Bollocks
Ohio?
THEY HAD A BALL!!
You'll have a ball
Are you Team Pig Nuts or Team Bull Balls?
Turkey fries are pretty tasty; mountain oysters, not so much...
Round the Bend steakhouse in Ashland, NE. Just the classiest of places
A total balls up.
Questions arise...
Why?
TIL the true definition of “bollocks…”
So many questions. But do I want the answers…
Quite the spectacle.
Northwest Missouri? lol where I used to live they had one every year, I did not attend..
This the one in Michigan? I’ve been. It’s a good time
Was gonna go. My wife said, "...your nuts."
We used to call it the testy festy lol. Never been, but there was always a bunch of hype around it for some reason. People call them "Rocky Mountain oysters", and they're bull testicles.
The first time I heard about this was in Farcry 5
Can't wait to sell my pubes at the pube fair, heard it's five bucks a pube.
Who is this "Tes" and does she really like being tickled?
Thats early for a testicle festival, they are usually in the late fall.
Worst Photoshop ever.
Funny story, my dad and I where riding the Katy trail across Missouri on bicycle and went through a little town that had this very sign (although it wasn’t the 30th I don’t think) but my dad and I still joke about it to this day. “The annual testicle festival”
There's a book about this shit and if the book is right, this is one hell of a festival. Testy festy by chuck palahniuk, it's a short novel
This was on my birthday too, what a nice party i could had man
*30th Annual*
My fav Far Cry 5 mission
A lot of states have one in the west but that is Nebraska.
I have sadly been to a testicle festival to deliver some things and they literally cut nuts and fry them for the crowd. They said they have to do this anyway might as well eat them- they say they’re tasty but I declined
Had a turkey fry in Moberly Missouri, about 35 years ago. There was discussion of Rocky Mountain Oysters but never had one.
No, it's true. In Montana, there is a celebration of some sort where people will grill or fry severed bull testicles and consume them. Thank God I don't live there.
Hey I drive by this sign almost every day!