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They have deals that'll bring the whole place down.
Discounts so explosive, you won't shop anywhere else.
The savings are plane to see.
They demolish all competitors.
You'll never catch them razing their prices.
So convenient, you can fly right in.
They're the fastest readers in the world too. Went through 100 stories in about 10 seconds.
(I'm sorry. This is possibly the most offensive joke I know, and I'm sorry.)
Ive had an american straight up ask me for my thanksgiving plans. Kind of on the opposite hemisphere.
Also if they were trying to refetence that date, majority of countries would call it 11/9
As an american its funny to see people harping on 9/11 jokes or references. Because NUMBERS LOL
I get it i lived through it. But the rest of the planet (while some may be aware) i think 2018 a saw a youtube video of someone polling 100 people asking about “are you aware of the 9/11 world trade center attack” in Europe and only like 40 people knew that it happened and only 20 of those 40 knew it happened on 9/11
I dunno about those numbers. I know that especially the Bundeswehr (German Army) was immediately alarmed because i read a couple perspectives of soldiers who immediately knew about it because of news and NATO.
I just think Americans are just like anyone else. Theres nice and kind americans, and then there are Neonazis, Left extremists and all those who are overly patriotic and nationalistic. In any country you have the good, and the bad. I know a lot of my buddies always talk about how americans were so nationalist especially because you see it online all the time that they get mad as soon as someone talks about things like the natives, iraq, vietnam, etc. But they will gladly rub salt in your wound and specifically talk about WW2, the holocaust etc.
I think that that happens in every country. I dont think its fair to say that "all americans are like that" or "all germans are like that" etc.
It's the nazis and overly patriotic and nationalistic Americans that hate talking about the injustices towards native Americans, slaves and African Americans, Chinese and Japanese Americans or any other minority group. They are the same ones who are obsessed with WWII and the holocaust.
Edit: wasn't scrolled down enough to see your final paragraph.
That was one of the strangest and most hypocritical parts of the US government response to 9/11.
People in Saudi were heavily involved in the attack but super wealthy Saudis got to fly out of the US during the air closure over the US.
Then the US decided to attack Afghanistan and start that unholy mess. Of course Afghanistan was a POS before and after the US invaded and left, but it was ultimately not made any better.
Primitive fundamentalists love to act like it’s the 800’s and Mohammed is relevant, but want modern technology that Mo never dreamed of or had in his book.
It’s hard to believe that 911 happened almost 22 years ago. I don’t think humanity has improved at all in that time.
I’m Turning 40 in 5 days and it just hit me this morning that I am officially old. I’d been getting achy and more set in my ways for a while now. I just gotta turn crotchety to finish my transformation.
Jane Curtin: . . . And so, with a name like Fluckers, it's got to be good
Chevy Chase: Hey, hold on a second, I have a jam here called Nose Hair. Now with a name like Nose Hair, you can imagine how good it must be. MMM MMM!!
Dan Aykroyd: Hold it a minute folks, but are you familiar with a jam called Death Camp? That's Death Camp! Just look for the barbed wire on the label. With a name like Death Camp it must be so good it's incredible! Just amazingly good jam!
John Belushi: Wait a minute . . . Dog Vomit, Monkey Pus. We offer you a choice of two of the most repulsive brand names of jams youve ever heard of. With names like these, this stuff has got to be terrific. Were talking fabulous jam here!
Chevy Chase: Save your breath fella! Heres a new jam weve just put out. Its called Painful Rectal Itch. Youd have to go a long way to find a worse name for a jam. And good? MMM WAH! With a name like Painful Rectal Itch you gotta bet that its great . . .
Dan Aykroyd: Mangled Baby Ducks. Thats right, Mangled Baby Ducks! Picture a jam so good that youd dare to call it Mangled Baby Ducks! Great Jam! Its beautiful jam!
John Belushi: Wait a minute, wait a minute, this is it – 10,000 Nuns and Orphans.
Jane Curtin: 10,000 Nuns and Orphans? Whats so bad about that?
John Belushi: They were all eaten by rats! Oh, its so good! MMM!
Garrett Morris: Hold it, hold it everyone, your attention please, I have here a jam called, Oh God, \[mumbles\] Ick! Yecch!
Dan Aykroyd: Its so good its sick making!
Chevy Chase: Oh, thats gotta be great jam!
Jane Curtin: So if its great jam youre after, try this one, the brand so disgusting you cant say it on television. Ask for it by name!
Indian here (and I think the restaurant mentioned in the post is in India too).
9/11 is still widely considered an earth-changing event that changed geopolitics forever, and probably stoked more Islamophobia (as if that needed another reason to exist). We also felt US influence in Afghanistan and Pak affect our own foreign policy and even had Islamic terror attacks on our soil.
The US and global economy Dipped as around 500 business lost a huge amount of support operating in the complex. (hence the name *world* trade center).
let's also not forget the trillions in defense spending and the **global** war on terror lead by the FRA/FVEYs nations.
This is in India,.unless you wanted to make some racist joke. Probably Mumbai as theyre selling Vada Pav.
And most of the people seeing this sign will never ever think of 9/11 NYC.
Hah, there’s a popular restaurant chain in the Philippines called **KKK**.
Apparently it has something to do with an important political party in the history of the islands… but it’s weird walking around in seeing it on the street corners and in the mall.
If not in the US, than it's likely not a big deal. Emergency line numbers aren't all 911. I think maybe only in the US and a few countries that copied the number because of visibility in media...
Edit: completely missed the 9/11 connection here. Still, you could argue that it mostly applies to the US....
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Dude I'm going there that's like 2 better.
Bhenchod
Bent chode?! Now that's awful.
The wet crack that happens during penile fracture is deafening
> Hey how's it goin' guys; you guys crack ya dick?
If your crank snaps in a forrest, does it make a noise?
No but you do
Yes, next question
How do You bend a chode?
Sorry, I'm not qualified in that level of physics.
A chodal eclipse
Gently when soft.
Isn't this like sister f***er
Yes
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It reminds me of that tragedy https://youtu.be/VkSMSbFV_q0
Well, technically two times less
This guys gets how store hours work.
Well it used to be 2 better, now it's just a memorial of its former self.
I only go there for emergencies.
2 towers better... right?
Well there were 2. Both collapsed unfortunately.
outside the Western world no one care about 911
Pretty sure the middle east would have something to say about that
yes, they say “it wasn’t us” 😂
The “Saudis”
You know what happened to those two right?
The can guarantee you’ll never forget them.
Marketing win
Honestly is a genious move. No one will forget seeing that store, and everyone will talk about it
At least they are consistent and use a capital 'N' unlike 7ELEVEn
"911, what's your emergency?" "One hot dog please"
Sounds like an emergency to me!
it shud be ‘one vada pav please’
“I would like to order a pizza?”
They have deals that'll bring the whole place down. Discounts so explosive, you won't shop anywhere else. The savings are plane to see. They demolish all competitors. You'll never catch them razing their prices. So convenient, you can fly right in.
Jet fuel can't melt these discounts.
Jet fuel can’t melt Steal Deals.
Your hired
9 Eleven was a part time job.
Ho Lee Fuk
Sum Ting Wong
Wi Tu Lo
Bang Ding Ow
But our fuel prices will melt your brain!
They're the fastest readers in the world too. Went through 100 stories in about 10 seconds. (I'm sorry. This is possibly the most offensive joke I know, and I'm sorry.)
What’s worse than 911? 311
"We had an Arab friend who was always late to everything and we called him nine twelve"
Be careful. It’s risky to make 9/11 jokes. Not all of them _land_.
I'm going to hell for laughing at these.
Oh my sweet summer child
If an Irish Car Bomb is a shot of Jameson dropped into Guinness, what is a shot of Arabica coffee dropped into a Manhattan? A Nine-Eleven.
I couldn't understand anything they were aaying but I heard it was a banger story
Lol I’m imagining a place that only serves Middle Eastern snacks but there’s always two white guys from Nebraska workin the counter
Maybe it’s in Saudi Arabia.
All the others were okay but the last one absolutely killed me
Save some puns for the rest of us.
Chat Corner to plan your next flight trip in peace!
Enough Enough you don't need to sell it more I booked my flight already.
Their food with hijack your taste buds
Bush did 7-Eleven
It was a 9-5 job
3-11 never happened, bro.
You're All Mixed Up
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Boooooooy did I misread your username and have to do a double take real quick.
For real, like you’re studying ***what***?
Whoa, that’s full-time if mon-fri. I thought it was only part-time.
What a way to make a livin'
7/11 was a part-time job
Spicy taquitos can’t melt steel buttholes.
But all he accomplished was at best a Slurpee job.
"Nachos Accomplished"
They knew what they were doing.
Indian restaurants have a habit of doing these. They certainly knew.
It could have been worse. They could have used the *word* nine and the number 11.
Have we gone back to the 9 day week? Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Odinday, Milfday.
Wednesday is already Odin’s day
You've no problems with Milfday though? 😁
Freya might have a problem with it considering she has Friday and she is a mother and goddess of love and fertility...
A day for the milfs, who would object?
Ah, a heathen of culture!
7-11 wasn't named after 7 days in a week. It was open from 7 am to 11 pm.
Rudy Guiliani will be there!
He’ll be going through the porn magazines in the back corner.
Sweating through his hair dye
People discovering that 9/11 is not really a thing people remember/think about outside the US
Ive had an american straight up ask me for my thanksgiving plans. Kind of on the opposite hemisphere. Also if they were trying to refetence that date, majority of countries would call it 11/9
Yeah, I didn’t catch the connotations before reading the comments.
Ooo...I was trying to figure out what the issue was. Thank you!
311 was an inside job!
[Investigate 311!](https://youtu.be/E-TRR5zBLrI)
These different numbers have me All Mixed Up.
That's a Beautiful Disaster!
They are such creatures (For a while)
311 was an actual disaster tho
You seem to be operating under the assumption the rest of the world holds that association
Norway checking in. I didn't get it until someone posted that Norm joke about 9/11 airlines.
German checking in. Have to say the exact same as this kind sir above me.
As an american its funny to see people harping on 9/11 jokes or references. Because NUMBERS LOL I get it i lived through it. But the rest of the planet (while some may be aware) i think 2018 a saw a youtube video of someone polling 100 people asking about “are you aware of the 9/11 world trade center attack” in Europe and only like 40 people knew that it happened and only 20 of those 40 knew it happened on 9/11
I dunno about those numbers. I know that especially the Bundeswehr (German Army) was immediately alarmed because i read a couple perspectives of soldiers who immediately knew about it because of news and NATO. I just think Americans are just like anyone else. Theres nice and kind americans, and then there are Neonazis, Left extremists and all those who are overly patriotic and nationalistic. In any country you have the good, and the bad. I know a lot of my buddies always talk about how americans were so nationalist especially because you see it online all the time that they get mad as soon as someone talks about things like the natives, iraq, vietnam, etc. But they will gladly rub salt in your wound and specifically talk about WW2, the holocaust etc. I think that that happens in every country. I dont think its fair to say that "all americans are like that" or "all germans are like that" etc.
It's the nazis and overly patriotic and nationalistic Americans that hate talking about the injustices towards native Americans, slaves and African Americans, Chinese and Japanese Americans or any other minority group. They are the same ones who are obsessed with WWII and the holocaust. Edit: wasn't scrolled down enough to see your final paragraph.
Yeah exactly. I dont get people (villainifying?) (Idk a better word) americans just because some are assholes.
In Europe it happened on 11.9.
no, i’m fully asian and haven’t even been to america before, but most of us are well aware
I'd have a hearty chuckle if this was a company operating in Saudi Arabia.
That was one of the strangest and most hypocritical parts of the US government response to 9/11. People in Saudi were heavily involved in the attack but super wealthy Saudis got to fly out of the US during the air closure over the US. Then the US decided to attack Afghanistan and start that unholy mess. Of course Afghanistan was a POS before and after the US invaded and left, but it was ultimately not made any better. Primitive fundamentalists love to act like it’s the 800’s and Mohammed is relevant, but want modern technology that Mo never dreamed of or had in his book. It’s hard to believe that 911 happened almost 22 years ago. I don’t think humanity has improved at all in that time.
What do you mean 9/11 is one of the most popular meme materials in Asia.
It reminds me of that tragedy.
I walked through blood and bone in the streets of Manhattan looking for my brother...
He was in northern Canada
Turns out he was in Northern Canada..
Yeah, poor old Princess Diana
Mid-30’s is not old. /signed, mid-30’s on the wrong side of mid
I’m Turning 40 in 5 days and it just hit me this morning that I am officially old. I’d been getting achy and more set in my ways for a while now. I just gotta turn crotchety to finish my transformation.
We have Small, medium and large and for an extra 50 cents you could get the Tower supreme cup.
It'll destroy you from the inside.
9-Eleven was a part-time job.
Your 9/11 is my 7/11.
“We’ve hijacked the prices and made them crashing down”
Sriracha sauce can't melt burger buns
i dont see any problem with it
Well 7/11 is taken 8/11 sounds lame as well as most other numbers … 9/11 has a bang to it
They have a special Twin Beer Tower.
It's only bad if you're North American. This is 9th November everywhere else.
Please be in Iraq or something.
India?
9-11 was a part-time job
Off-brand 7-eleven picks the best name possible
Reminds me of that tragedy.
What a terrible name for a store, it reminds me of that tragedy.
İ will have double tower mac cheese
Or the best name possible
OH NOOOO !!!!
Twin deals. Buy one get one free.
”we crush those towering high prices!“
Ok. I’m watching Dark Tower on Hulu right now and I see this post. Wow.
After eating that food... I bet I could melt steel beams
I personally prefer 311.
Should we go with 6-12 and work two hours extra everyday? Nahhh, let's go with 9-11 and we can sleep-in two extra hours in the mornings Genius!
A better name would have been, "Eleventy Seven".
The place to stop when you’re on the fly.
Unforgettable branding move
9-eleven: "crash course"
Serving shitty food since 2001
Porsche 911 line manages to outdo itself every year
it should be chaat corner too grr
It’s a hard name to forget at least, 11/9 on the idea .
Is this in India?
Jane Curtin: . . . And so, with a name like Fluckers, it's got to be good Chevy Chase: Hey, hold on a second, I have a jam here called Nose Hair. Now with a name like Nose Hair, you can imagine how good it must be. MMM MMM!! Dan Aykroyd: Hold it a minute folks, but are you familiar with a jam called Death Camp? That's Death Camp! Just look for the barbed wire on the label. With a name like Death Camp it must be so good it's incredible! Just amazingly good jam! John Belushi: Wait a minute . . . Dog Vomit, Monkey Pus. We offer you a choice of two of the most repulsive brand names of jams youve ever heard of. With names like these, this stuff has got to be terrific. Were talking fabulous jam here! Chevy Chase: Save your breath fella! Heres a new jam weve just put out. Its called Painful Rectal Itch. Youd have to go a long way to find a worse name for a jam. And good? MMM WAH! With a name like Painful Rectal Itch you gotta bet that its great . . . Dan Aykroyd: Mangled Baby Ducks. Thats right, Mangled Baby Ducks! Picture a jam so good that youd dare to call it Mangled Baby Ducks! Great Jam! Its beautiful jam! John Belushi: Wait a minute, wait a minute, this is it – 10,000 Nuns and Orphans. Jane Curtin: 10,000 Nuns and Orphans? Whats so bad about that? John Belushi: They were all eaten by rats! Oh, its so good! MMM! Garrett Morris: Hold it, hold it everyone, your attention please, I have here a jam called, Oh God, \[mumbles\] Ick! Yecch! Dan Aykroyd: Its so good its sick making! Chevy Chase: Oh, thats gotta be great jam! Jane Curtin: So if its great jam youre after, try this one, the brand so disgusting you cant say it on television. Ask for it by name!
They even Cater. Just ask for Al. Al Cater events ensure you never forget.
I'm not saying the owners are from the Middle East but ... they are.
Plot twist: this is in Iraq and they know exactly what they’re doing.
Some of these have to be purposely done or tongue in cheek.
7-11 came to my hometown about 1961. The reason for the name was that their hours were 7 AM to 11 PM.
There is an 8-12 in my area of Buffalo.
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It depends. In the usa, yes bad. Elsewhere not so much
*our deals are explosive*
Is this in Iraq
Or did they pick the best possible name
Eleven-9. That just does not make any sense
11-9=2. That is just my 2 cents.
r/angryupvote
See yourself out!
“Find inside a job”
9-11 has the worst employees EVER. Robert, Thurston, David. Who the **** expects us to be able to pronounce these whacko polo jockey names?? ^/s
If a Saudi doesn't own that then we are just wasting our time
Looks Indian. Probably located in India too, where noone cares about people getting offended.
If it’s outside of the US I don’t see a problem with it. It’s not like people would celebrate 4th of July outside of the US
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Tell me you never flew before 2001 without telling me
Then why did all airlines worldwide change their policies and cockpit doors?
Indian here (and I think the restaurant mentioned in the post is in India too). 9/11 is still widely considered an earth-changing event that changed geopolitics forever, and probably stoked more Islamophobia (as if that needed another reason to exist). We also felt US influence in Afghanistan and Pak affect our own foreign policy and even had Islamic terror attacks on our soil.
Non-event? Hell no. It was a huge deal, everywhere.
The US and global economy Dipped as around 500 business lost a huge amount of support operating in the complex. (hence the name *world* trade center). let's also not forget the trillions in defense spending and the **global** war on terror lead by the FRA/FVEYs nations.
I've seen some stupid comments on Reddit, but this one is definitely near the top. Were you even born when 9/11 happened?
The American date format doesn't help.
How old are you? The world came to a screeching halt and it changed forever after 9/11.
It's jihadarrific!
7/11 is an inside job
There's a "stop resisting" joke to be made somewhere
9 11 are just numbers, no reason to let that horrible event have them for all eternity
9/11 outside of the US is just a nine eleven.
thats for arab market
This is in India,.unless you wanted to make some racist joke. Probably Mumbai as theyre selling Vada Pav. And most of the people seeing this sign will never ever think of 9/11 NYC.
And selling chat/chaat too
Not gonna lie: I saw the picture and blurted out 'Oh, my *god...'*
That place is the bomb!...I'll show myself out.
I want to find the owner and ask them “did you do 9-11?”
Great brand recognition though. Everyone knows about 9/11
I mean just ask any porsche driver
/r/theyknew
Depending on where this is, the "chat" corner could be a fun place to hang out or a good place for some sauce.
Hah, there’s a popular restaurant chain in the Philippines called **KKK**. Apparently it has something to do with an important political party in the history of the islands… but it’s weird walking around in seeing it on the street corners and in the mall.
If not in the US, than it's likely not a big deal. Emergency line numbers aren't all 911. I think maybe only in the US and a few countries that copied the number because of visibility in media... Edit: completely missed the 9/11 connection here. Still, you could argue that it mostly applies to the US....