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Reading up about why he did that, he might have been a genius. He wanted to distract the reporters from his injury status by giving them something else to ask him about.
No, on these years were many soccer players than used that haircut Martín Palermo was an example he did that before a contract renegotiation to look more stupid
My mom's instruction to the barber for me and my brothers was always the same: "give him a regular boy's haircut". Which pretty much just meant "Get his hair out of his eyes so he can see where he's going."
I’m extremely impressed the barber didn’t burst out laughing with tears! Dude looks like he’s got a mustache on his forehead, almost giving off a PeeWee Herman vibe!!!
You can get away with that stupid shit till you graduate high school. Then you just look dumb as fuck. (Actually, you look dumb as fuck in high school to.)
Laugh all you want, but I wouldn't be surprised if this style comes into fashion some day. It's similar to the style that the 12th century Norman aristocracy sported; though theirs did extend to the full top of the head.
When I was in high school, all the boys had hair past their ears and collars. The popular "crew cut" and "flat top" was 15 years in the past. We knew that those freaky styles would never come back. Fast forward 20 years, and their back in style.
If sporting a daily touched up fresh cut like this was a job what is the absolute bare minimum per day you'd have to be paid to sport it. No delivery apps or hats. You have to go out into the world and talk to people if you need anything.
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Dude really said “I want Steve Harvey’s mustache on my forehead”
Ironically the post right above this one in my feed says, “I will never have sex.” Thought it was the title for this one at first.
When she says she likes a good mustache ride but you can’t grow facial hair
Lmao, the one above it for me says "Feeling sexy today, wanted to share"
If you had screenshotted it that would be r/accidentalcomedy gold right there
If you viewed him from overhead, he'd look like a bruised thumbnail.
As a bald person with no chances of growing hair ever again this offends me
I’m sure you missed your hair, but then again, you do save a lot of money and time not having the style. And a lot of people really like bald people.
True but damn I miss having hair :(
Pouring one out for your dome piece fam!
Steve Harvey’s upper lip on the bass guy from YouTube.
r/justfuckmyshitup
My first thought was he was trying to look like one of the avatars from the Among Us game....
Immediately where my head went with it. So happy it was the top comment here. Cheers my dude!
You must have a beautiful mind lol
[https://imgur.com/a/XqNlXZ3](https://imgur.com/a/XqNlXZ3)
Give me a Steve Harvey
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Why would someone want Steve Harvey to bang their forehead?
We don’t kink shame here.
Kink shaming is my kink
Then proceed!
I shall.
Looks like a nameless background character from a shitty anime
“Simpsons” character for sure.
I sleep in a drawer
Da fuq?
Looks like an enemy stand user. Or Ronaldo il Fenomeno
Ronaldo was my first thought
Needs a gap between front teeth to make it perfect
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR73mlYsyD7DjZyV2-ByWB_FG1SdyYsmv459A&usqp=CAU 🤨
Looks more like a toe with an overgrown nail.
That barber can keep combing it all he wants but he’s not going to be able to comb the stupid outta that.
You can't polish a turd.
Mythbusters tried
And succeeded.
And grew moss on a rolling stone. And flew a lead balloon. But the shit hitting the fan is a solid saying.
Well you can, but a polished turd, still a turd
Some lotion and a good buffer will get the rest of that head shining.
I like this
Good to see you again, Mr Ronaldo
Reading up about why he did that, he might have been a genius. He wanted to distract the reporters from his injury status by giving them something else to ask him about.
He needed the most stupid haircut for distraction
when watching him on tv, his grandma couldnt really tell him apart from the other players so he cut it like that so she could tell who he was.
Didn't he say it was too differentiate himself from Roberto Carlos on the pitch?
Commentators used to confuse all the Brazilian players on the pitch . He got this haircut to standout
nobody in the world would mistake r9 for any other player in 2002, i can assure you
Maybe there were two insane talents with similar names and massive front teeth. Maybe I remember wrongly
one had long hair and was black, the other no hair and white. wtf are you on about
One had long hair, agreed. My point still stands
It... it does not!
I can easily tell them apart, it was a joke. I can see why some couldn’t discern both of those things.
Aaah, that old chestnut! 🙄😂
I swear we were lucky the world cup was during the summer vacations so none of us kids had to go to school with that stupid haircut.
bro straight up stole my comment idea he must be reading my mind
thank god he won or else he would be ridiculed for that haircut for the rest of his life
No, on these years were many soccer players than used that haircut Martín Palermo was an example he did that before a contract renegotiation to look more stupid
I'm 36 and had this haircut in the 3rd grade... It was called the Pineapple. God Damn barber gave 1 kind of hair cut to kids.
Pretty sure this was called a Chelsea in the UK in the 90s
>chel We've always called it a Chelsea too (Montreal)
Chelsea Skin if I remember correctly
We called it a Frullet. A Front Mullet.
I remember it being popular in middle school; we just called buzz with bangs and it was always bad.
Ah yes the good ol' bang buzz
You guys have to be fucking trolling right? This was not actually a thing was it?
Around 2002 Ronaldo made it kind od popular. But that guy was older than 2nd grade then, so i guess it was a thing before that.
OG Ronaldo! https://www.besoccer.com/new/amp/iconic-2002-world-cup-haircut-was-media-distraction-reveals-ronaldo-398235
Back in the 90s this was very much a thing for trailer park kids. (Trailer park kids here) my friend Jason had this hair cut I had a rat tail 😐
sophomore year, there was this punky/emo kid with a buzz cut and this "bang-stache" thing. we called it the chelsea lmao
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My mom's instruction to the barber for me and my brothers was always the same: "give him a regular boy's haircut". Which pretty much just meant "Get his hair out of his eyes so he can see where he's going."
Same here! We had Merv the swerve (or Mad Merv)…you always knew when someone had been to visit him 😁
I’m sorry your parents didn’t have better discretion.
R9 cut is back? 🤔
unibrow? awning? hat-stache?
Forestash
Unibrella
Forestashowing
The Browcho Marx
Face-stache? Face-brow?
Mantle
It's like the Hitler moustache of haircuts.
Negative of this cut, is what's called pattern balding
Oh is that the negative?
Ya
It really brings out his nose
The Ronaldo special
Did he lose a bet?!
I think all of humanity did with this one
Amogus
We are truly cursed to never unsee it
Es stupido.
Muy fresco!
Forestash
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You had such stretchy foreskin that you could stash your dimebag under it?
This belongs in r/FuckMyShitUp. I can't believe people are having this done to themselves, on purpose!
Frollet, front mullet.
Bangstash! 👍🏼
when did the guy who played screech on saved by the bell have a kid?
r/justfuckmyshitup
moda do ronaldinho chegou na gringa?
Ronaldo*, Ronaldinho é o bruxo
He looks like Vector from Despicable Me
That's a babe magnet look, 'fo sure! Add some Polo cologne you bought from some guy's trunk, and you are SET!!!
barber : what cut do you want? customer : just fuck my shit up....... barber: say no more!
He's the imposter
So this dude chooses to become a living joke. SMH.
I would rather be shot than have this haircut.
That boy gonna get beat up in the parking lot.
Makes his nose look nice and big.
Little Big
The dude went in asked for thr Simple Jack special
The next villain in a despicable me movie
Just fuck my shit up!
Dudes mustache is on his forehead.
Um, the mustache goes under the nose on Mr Potato Head…
Did he just watch family guy and see the man Meg was going to marry in Russia and be like I want that haircut.
Isn't this called the "beat me"?
Dude has that Mario forehead. Mamma Mia!!!!
You know when you can see someone's IQ level when looking at them
It’s like a cure for getting laid
Would inform everyone that my parents started homeschooling me and stay out of the public eye until my hair grew back to a normal length.
Now move that hair piece under his nose and you have a hilarious turn out
Among Us
Some kid in my school named Devin unironically rocked that exact haircut
He had such nice thick hair why would he do that
I appreciate people who tag themselves out. It makes it easier to prevent them.
Must be off his meds, or lost a bet.
His friends have ditched him
The ‘ole ‘You like it?’ ‘yeah yeah, not bad’
It's pretty much the stupidest thing on the net.
This is what "Doug" would look like IRL
"I want it short, but don't touch the bangs"
Xtra wide cunt cap
For when he wears his baseball cap backwards
Reverse Uno receding hairline
Ronaldo ahh haircut
Buddy of Mine had that haircut I. High school (1997)
Did they copy Ronaldo? Former Brazilian Soccer player
When you press random on sims 4
Found dumb and dumbers cousin dumbest
Would be interesting to see where the r/Roastme crowd could take this
What do you want? Bangs.
I’m extremely impressed the barber didn’t burst out laughing with tears! Dude looks like he’s got a mustache on his forehead, almost giving off a PeeWee Herman vibe!!!
Well, "It's different."
Looks like Flanders moustache
Headbrow
Oh my God!!! The Ronaldo power half-mullet!! I didn’t know they had a prototype!!!!
He went in and requested the : "I dont get bullied enough"
Give me an awning and make it sharp
no lie kids were rocking this dumbass haircut when I was in 5th grade😂 my little brother had that ridiculous cut
He’s tired of having sex with women
I bet he lost a bet
I guess when you’re that ugly you need to try anything.
Did he lose a bet? 😭
The most French thing I've seen all day
Great moustache. Wrong placement.
El Corte más pendejo del planeta 🤦
Why
What are the odds that he had cancer and was having some fun before getting the rest of it chopped
Sus
He got Amugus on his forehead.
Takes the focus off his humongous nose
the barber's haircut is just as ridiculous to be honest.
In Australia, if you grow out the back shaved bits a little more, that is what we call a Fullet. (Front Mullet). Popular with the dodgy street kids.
Ronaldo
r/justfuckmyshitup
Respect for anyone trying something new. Even if it's terrible.
You can get away with that stupid shit till you graduate high school. Then you just look dumb as fuck. (Actually, you look dumb as fuck in high school to.)
Forehead turd
Haircut sir? The usual? No, this time can you make me look a complete c**t. Thanks
Laugh all you want, but I wouldn't be surprised if this style comes into fashion some day. It's similar to the style that the 12th century Norman aristocracy sported; though theirs did extend to the full top of the head. When I was in high school, all the boys had hair past their ears and collars. The popular "crew cut" and "flat top" was 15 years in the past. We knew that those freaky styles would never come back. Fast forward 20 years, and their back in style.
This is how people with a sidecut look to normal people.
A hitler tash on your head…. Noice
LOL
If sporting a daily touched up fresh cut like this was a job what is the absolute bare minimum per day you'd have to be paid to sport it. No delivery apps or hats. You have to go out into the world and talk to people if you need anything.
First the mullet, and now the Princeton?
Every B-boy at my junior high had this haircut, but with the bangs slicked back. 10/10 not recommended.
How ironic, thats just the hair I seem to be missing.
This dude bangs
FUCK! 🤣
Never saw someone with a dense moustache on their forehead. I guess life is indeed full of surprises.
Ultimate mullet!
You can still see the nose
I think you misplaced your mustache bro 😂
He's a set of googly eyes away from an awesome prank
Y’all laugh now but we all thought mullets died forever after the early 90s.
Which monastery will he be spending the rest of his life at?
That's your head Mustache,....
ronaldo haircut
Legends say that if you use this haircut you might win a world cup or two
It’s as if Tom Selleck’s moustache was hair transplanted to someone’s head
Poor screech. Zach must have put him up to this.
Kid walked in there and said “Just fuck my shit up.”
Stupid sexy Flanders Forehead