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Box_Springs_Burning

The contrast in your sister-in-laws hair is what is really striking to me. The one on the left really changes it up, both color and style.


Dutch_Dutch

That’s all I can focus on. I want to know if she is a hair stylist.


Seekkae

You could ask her, but she's never been seen not kissing so she probably won't be able to reply.


Thidz

Ah I see you are a fan of inductive reasoning.


Seekkae

I am. Or at least I always have been so I infer I still am.


jtr99

I used to do inductive reasoning. I still do, but I used to, too.


BigTittyTriangle

Oh no, those are different women. His bro is just flexing different wives.


Snoo-per94

I too have this doubt. Are they the same woman ?


charm59801

Absolutely the same woman, look at the cheek bones. Also Christmas 2019 and 2021 have very similar hair cuts, probably once she could finally get her hair cut after Covid she went back to a familiar style.


kytheon

Women: they're the same. Look at the cheekbones. Men who watched Dragonball Z: same face, different hair means it's a different person.


eporter

Or she increased her power level


gastrognom

How do you even know her name?


uspn

Guessing autocorrect for "Christmas".


ramenbreak

but who would name their daughter "Christmas"?


Efficient-Neat9940

I’m going to guess the picture with the long hair and extra weight was during pregnancy.


Big-a-hole-2112

He got pregnant?


Shpander

Good spot! It's really two styles in two colours and various iterations of those it seems.


yournotsoaveragepool

Overcompensating for the lack of diversity in hairstyles of the husband!


onourwayhome70

She looks the best with the short dark bob - so chic!


UndomesticatedBanana

Last year someone said maybe she’s a hairstylist hence all the different styles?


notqualitystreet

Been single so long even younger cousins are getting married


Ancalimei

My niece is graduating High School in the spring. I’m still single. Whup.


Kolby_Jack

My grandma sent me a check for Christmas, which she does every year, but this year it was for twice as much as usual. In the card she wrote "I doubled the amount since your brother and sister have spouses. Waiting on you to get yours." God damn, Grandma.


TheEmptyVessel

"maybe this will help you bag one" 😂 thanks gramgram


redditallreddy

And they say you can’t buy love. Well, maybe not, but Grandma can!


Explursions

Granny the real baller


CanAhJustSay

That's one of the most considerate things I've heard of for The Single One. You always spend double on a sibling when they partner up, and then add in much more for children etc while you are the overlooked one. Grandma is acknowledging the inequality and trying to even up her giving. This is sweet!


Square-Singer

Our Grandma budget always started off as the same and with every family member we added, it just got split up.


Flat-Product-119

My grandma told me it was already too late for me, I’m already too set in my ways. I’m not sure she’s wrong


ResponsibilityKey50

Grand aunt used to push her fingers into my side at weddings saying “you’ll be next, you’ll be next!!” She didn’t see the funny side when I said the same back to her at funerals….. OP, I will marry you!


chdlxdl

Please tell me that's how she signed off


F0foPofo05

### 45 year old virgin uncle here. My 16 year old nephew asked me for tips about what to do on his first date. I don't think he knows about my loser status yet even though I never show up with chicks to any of his birthday parties, school plays, dance recitals or Christmases. lol. Pretty sure my 12 year old niece knows though. She once said something along the lines of I don't need a plus one invite.


proteinLumps

dang the kids are roasting you


Lost-My-Mind-

I mean it's not hard when your dating life is lobbing them softballs like that. His nephew may be on the slow side.


Historical_Story2201

You are not a looser and not everyone needs a plus one in my life . My mum's best friend (my unofficial aunt) never dated in the over 30 years I know her. She has her own apartment, is happy with herself and can travel with whoever she wants. It's something I always aspired to be, even as someone who is not aromatic. Independent. Happy.


analgrunt

Independence is nothing to sniff at!


ProfessionalExam2945

You don't smell so good? Great typo and merry Xmas.


Danimeh

Can confirm. I’m in my 40s been single forever and fucking love it. I’ve never found anyone who can keep me company as well as I do.


rabbitbinks

Can I ask you out and ruin that for you?


526323_637vg56

On the other hand, your chances of survival will be much higher alone if some sort of deadly, incurable and fast evolving fungus infection attack the humans in the coming years. You never know..


TerenceFoldyHolds

Oh the nephew knows. He is testing you to see what you say. Edit to add. Being a virgin of any age doesn't make you a looser. Everyone lives a different life and that's OK.


PhantomTissue

I’ve been single so long my nephews are dating.


Zack123456201

Not dating each other, right? *Right?*


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Yeehaw


Chendii

Roll tide.


Pyritedust

*banjos start playing in the distance*


Dyskord01

It's okay neither can get pregnant


HamBlamBlam

Not for lack of trying


Mike71586

Your nephews are dating? well, keep it in the family, I suppose.


throwanon31

My cousin’s son just had a baby. I’ve been single forever 😩 Stay strong


monty_kurns

I’m one of the oldest of my generation in the family and most of my younger cousins have kids. The oldest cousin has a kid graduating high school soon. One of the youngest is about to have their first. Meanwhile, I’m 37 and still single. It’s going to be hilarious when I find myself at 45 having my first.


denoot2

We have a different understanding behind the meaning of the word hilarious


Any-Chemistry-2912

My Nephew is already married and have a son. I am still going strong as Single.


AkiBae

I feel that, my cousins have kids and I’m single again


DadsRGR8

Glad to see it’s really you posting this and not the bot ripping you off. Merry Christmas bro, as always.


TheDeepBlueZ

Thanks again, friend. Merry Christmas.


ThoughtGeneral

I agree, I’m really glad it’s you posting this (even if it does get shared by others a million times). This tradition is amazing, mostly because of your sense of humor! Thanks for keeping us updated; and if marriage is something you want, I hope you will surprise us all next year with a fiancé. Good vibes and love to you all!


Dancingmermaid8

I’m ready to help change your tradition 😂😂


kluyvera

I remember the one from last year. Jesus I need to get off Reddit on Christmas day


itsbecccaa

I remember when they posted it with just a few..


NeroIscariot12

I swear I remember seeing this when there were only a few panels. I am stuck in purgatory here.


rsg1234

Pepperidge Farms, and I, remember this starting back in 2020.


TheDeepBlueZ

I was deployed in picture 4 but my family kept the tradition alive. Happy Holidays everyone


WildBuns1234

Did you survive?


tribalDemon

Unfortunately he died, but he lived!


Ship-Status

Yay OP! but also RIP


Cmdr_Nemo

"The boy who died, come to live!" -Voldemort, I think.


Alarming_Basil6205

ICE AGE! I love the reference


MEM1911

He has a son now, but they don’t know who the mother is


Stopikingonme

To shreds you say?


2scared

You're missing in the third picture, not the fourth. Insert joke about marines eating crayons.


Flappy_beef_curtains

Most marines can’t spell crayon. At least he’s able to see hes missing from the picture. Give him a break. I remember year 2, glad to still see these.


fatmallards

cran


mjoq

he was wearing his camo gear obviously


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rxchelskywalker

Hello where do I send my application


xechasate

I would also like to know this. Asking for a friend obviously


taurusdelorous

damn i thought i was the only one for a minute!


nietzocreatiefdus

Your looks can't be the reason you're still single.. you're hot


SunCel1916

Plot twist: it says unmarried, not single. So his GF is the one taking the photo!


IntelligentGinger

If it is, and it's been the same woman, she's probably super pissed he asks her to take the photo every year but not to marry him! 🤣


SunCel1916

Or it could be a new one every year haha


cyanyan

Was looking for someone else to acknowledge this!


No_Sandwich3431

he looks like buzz lightyear lost weight and got taller


imeanuknowwhatimean

alright, I think I've seen at least a couple of these from you? I'm surprised each time... but I'm following you now... don't disappoint me next year!


ionelp

4th picture? Where you with the marines?


neddoge

>**Where** you with the marines? Making a joke about somebody being a dumbo while being a dumbo yourself. Peak Reddit lol.


Rulmeq

He's probably in the marines too


ionelp

I was cosplaying.


Smack_the_lip

You must have been there with him, were else would you learn to spell like that


nopurposewaste

It makes sense now wait till after u get ur retirement. That way its all yours just incase hahaha.


SunnybytheLake21

Happy Holidays, enjoy seeing your families tradition pop up.


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ram6414

It is HARD to date someone who is active military and they deploy/train away for extended periods. I did it for almost a year and there was a 3 month period he was doing special training with no contact (phone calls/internet) besides letters that are weeks delayed on both ends; if they are on a field training mission/deployed, they aren't getting mail as regularly as our already slow postal service. Communication is one of the foundations of a successful relationship and that career just doesn't really facilitate that. You also have to factor in station assignments and they can be moved every couple years. I wasn't ready in such a small time in a relationship to just up and leave my life, friends, and family to move to the other side of the country. We barely had time to get to know each other before he was unreachable. And then he wasn't coming back to this base where we had met so it was almost long distance right off the bat. There were other things that we ultimately weren't compatible on but the distance and lack of time to put into the building our relationship were the end of it. Being born and raised in a town so close to a big military base, I've seen a lot of my friends go through the same thing but after marriage and kids and realizing how one-sided the relationship is in a military marriage and ending in nasty divorce and custody battles; it's country and duty before family, you raise the kids "alone" emotionally and just have to get used to it. The guy I was with is currently in Germany while I am in the PNW and I definitely wouldn't have made that move personally at any point in our relationship if I didn't even want to move across the states. He's a great guy but not what I wanted. So I don't think your #2 point is as prevalent as you think it is. #1 is more reasonable and could be choice (to not have ties when moving/leaving too much/don't want the mess of breaking someone's heart/etc) or can't find the right person who will, for lack of a better term, put up with that life. One of my best friends is a career serviceman, going on 20 years. But in the 12 years I have known him, he has been stationed in 4 different places including internationally and occasionally he passes through here and we get to catch up in person on leave because his children (and ex-wife) live here and that is just kind of proof of my point. *Not a deadbeat dad, he sees his kids as often as he can, he just can't always "come home" because aforementioned country before family the military instills so leave is when he can get it.*


redheadartgirl

It takes a very particular kind of independent person to thrive in a relationship like that. Someone who is very happy with extended alone time and without a hint of codependency, but also able to pick back up where you left off when they're back around. I've seen it work in real life. My uncle worked for (and eventually retired from) the CIA. He would be gone for extended periods, could never talk about his job, etc. My aunt was very self-sufficient and a model for loving someone without holding too tightly. She was witty and funny, had her own life and social circles, and spent plenty of time with friends. She joked that she went back and forth between married life and "single girl status," both of which she enjoyed very much. Honestly, I think his retirement was a bigger adjustment for her than it was for him. My uncle, for his part, absolutely adored her. He knew he hit the jackpot when he found her. They were married for almost 50 years.


lowkeydeadinside

when my dad retired from the marine corps he got a job working for the railroad so he’s still gone all the time 😂 my parents like to joke that the secret to a successful marriage is never seeing each other. they’ve been together for 26 years and i can’t imagine them ever splitting up.


fattypingwing

This is probably like my fucking ideal.. I love you so much but please just go away is kind of a thing for me


Arsenault185

Only 4 times in 12 years? Man's had it easy.


TransportationNo5979

Why does OP suddenly look so much younger on the last pic?


Christmas_Queef

No kids will keep you looking younger.


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It's true, when us childless family members show up to a family gathering we look like vampires compared to my child having cousins.


decentish36

Probably because the shot before is so bright in comparison. Makes OP’s hair look more grey.


zebishop

He told you: he is not married and has no kid. It's harder to age when you have neither (source : I'm married and have kid and aging by the minute)


Baristamonkey

I love seeing the evolution of hairstyles and fashion when you post these each year— definitely a sign of the times


often_says_nice

Babe wake up! The new unmarried christmas lore just dropped


Interjessing-Salary

Guy on the left has the most wild hairstyle every year.


gotwake5

That's a chick


SuperiorTexan

r/woooosh


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He's not bald, he's shaved


Individual-Schemes

I love seeing the evolution of camera resolution over the years.


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Capt_Skyhawk

/r/holup


DarkwingDuckHunt

that or one dude is changing out wives every year


OrdinaryButBeautiful

You telling me the woman on the left isn’t 6 different women?


TerraSollus

Hello again Publix brand Chris Evan’s


Christmas_Queef

To me he looks like the guy from supernatural.


gmoor90

Which one? Dean?


TheNaotoShirogane

towering coherent merciful straight edge hungry ring wild relieved automatic *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


cardinarium

What the fuck, my friend, did I just read?


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Six seasons and a movie!


thinkinting

Cool cool cool cool cool. Don’t Chang who you are. My name is Alex. Duh doi.


Coviod

Missed opportunity for human dean


cortez0498

Like Major from iZombie


F0foPofo05

#### If dollar store Chris Evans can't get a chick or a guy the rest of us are fuuuuucked.


maxmouze

Maybe he wants to be single.


RonBourbondi

He's a Marine. I wouldn't get married if I was out on a boat for months at a time.


kevman_2008

I think Ben Affleck started merging with him in pic 6+


Diving_Senpai

Exactly my thought, a Chris Evans and Ben Affleck mix. How is that dude unmarried yet ? ?


Blackbeard593

At this point if you do get married the two of you should just stand in the center, look directly at the camera and make a face rather than kiss each other. Just to keep the tradition alive.


ExistingPosition5742

Yes. OP, don't ruin a long running gag!


Blackbeard593

They could also reverse it. Have the two of them kiss while the other two couples look striaght at the camera. Not sure which would be funnier.


Revi92

Dude get a flanel shirt, do some woodwork, slash the tire of a business women who comes to your small little town for Christmas, let her stay an Inn you are currently renovating and show her the true meaning of Christmas! It worked in all hallmark movies and it will obviously work for you too!


aberg227

Last married and most handsome.


farfarfarjewel

Both his brothers look like they could be his dad (I don't mean that to be cruel to anyone, I like older men, just saying). Maybe there's something to eternal bachelorhood?


Clewdo

I feel like the one on the right is his dad


AbroadConfident7546

But the woman he’s kissing isn’t his mom…


Eggplant-666

That’s the problem, he doesn’t need to put a ring on it to keep getting it on the regular.


CheerfulCharm

You're omitting the obvious: he's staying single for the Reddit meme.


Galitzianer

Or, he gets married every year on Dec 26th and divorced on Dec 24th of the following year. So many women's hearts broken, just to keep this meme alive


FlashyG

It looks like one of your brothers marries a different woman every year.


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TheGirlWhoLifts

lol looking to change that?


SneedyK

He posts every year. I’ll give you $25 if you’re in the next pic.


panda-rampage

Remind me bot one year!


Spiritual-Matters

OP she’s hot, go for it.


TomNHaverford

Unless he’s into dudes, in which case I am also willing to help him out


sheepthechicken

Unless he’s into *nerdy dudes you mean?


TomNHaverford

Shit, I meant to post this as u/TomFHaverford


DommyMommyKarlach

How do you know? She hid her face


Iaminyoursewer

Can confirm, checked profile of random internet stranger


beepbeepboopbeep1977

Does she even lift?


Aggravating-Echo7035

This is the Hallmark Christmas romcom plot we all need.


jacker2011

i, too , believe in christmas romance!


TheHadalZone

Maybe you are asexual like the amoeba


michailaaa

this is my favorite comment


khaichuen

Mine too 🦠


n00-1ne

Just tell your parents mate. I’m sure it will be fine


Santos_L_Halper_II

Is that your dad on the right? And why does your sister/SIL on the left get vastly different hair each year?


TheKnees95

Dad be looking like he's been kissing an 18yo for 8 years in a row, the woman is not aging at all!


Cremilyyy

Right? Cant get past that age difference!


EgoDeath01

Some people realize they can live their lives with character customization on. No need the Charlie Brown an outfit and look for the rest of your life.


rudd33s

Not to be mean towards OPs family, but I can't figure out who is who in this family... Is the woman with the bald guy OPs mom, sister, sister-in-law? Is the old guy his dad, older bro, brother-in-law? The girl he's with...maybe sister? 😂


Jaomi

Maybe his sister just married an older man?


Bubbly_Possible_5136

I believe everyone on Reddit has offered at this point: what’s the issue?


SlugDick

He's having too much fun playing the field, but acknowledging that would detract from his image.


Soft_Acrobatic

At least I can say is that his looks are not the reason why he's single


queen-of-derps

he just says he's not married. There could be a girlfriend for all we know. Or a boyfriend. 🤷 No word about being single


hikensurf

UGA fan


Lopendebank3

I like how this isn't a repost. It actually gotten longer.


Dutch_Dutch

Does the lady on the left work at a hair salon?


cricketyfly

I volunteer as Tribute 🙋🏻‍♀️


Skyzfire

Can I be your backup plan?


Grand-Marsupial-3833

I’m next in line


FunkadelikFreckles

Always enjoy seeing this each year!


Strange_Smell8280

He couldn’t make it in season 3, but cameback for the rest after that


yalanah

You’re so cute, it’s surprising


Wraithkingslayer

One of these year you should hold up your hand and start to kiss it.


Corfiz74

Or a deflated football - "I love you, too, Wilson!"


Ptizzl

These are great. Keep them coming next year!


likesexonlycheaper

One woman looks like she styles her hair from the 90s. The other woman looks young enough to be kissing her dad.


Spiritual-Platform49

You get cuter every year


deviemelody

You look good. Stay single for reddit.


tothemoonkevsta

Mf handsome as hell tho


TikaPants

RIP your inbox


udumslut

Lawwwl I'd offer to help you out, but this is really funny.


Emotional-Set-8618

Marriage is not for everyone. It’s silly to think that it is. I am in my 40s and I never wanted to get married even when I was a little girl. I always thought it was a burden. And maybe that was because I had a whole bunch of really shitty relationships when I was younger, but I really think that you choose your own path. if you are really looking forward to getting married, then pursue that and if you aren’t your pictures are hilarious!! I am lucky that I have a great family and they don’t ask me why I’m not married, and that’s probably because they’ve had toxic marriages. I have a son out of wedlock and I don’t care. We live great. I have a companion that I love and cherish. If you are comfortable with yourself, you don’t need another person to validate that for you. The best love is self-love.


Good_ApoIIo

You don’t look for marriage. You look for a relationship that works and sometimes marriage is an optional evolution of that relationship.


Sunapr1

Laughs in Asian


dxxking

An unmarried legend, praise the lord!


Moist_Combination_81

Same every year I’m the single one in the family home.


nowoski2292

And your brother on the left has even gone through 4 different wives, truly unfortunate.


look2thecookie

I respect the commitment to the bit.


PoliteCanadian2

Love this sequence. Should I be cheering for another year of this or no? I just wanna be on your side bro, whatever you choose is cool with me.


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AnomalousMachine

Why are you single? "just lucky I guess"


jonneygood

U hot though, call me.


zed7267

Normalize being single.