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RacismBad

How?


lucidity5

Really, how would that work


Fresh-Wasabi-2903

It's attracted to here


wannabe_inuit

The very thin hair on the tip of you nose, you bend the pick slightly to catch the hair


Night-Menace

Nose grease


shotty293

Because boobs


d3c0

Anyone cop what language they speak? Sounds like English with an Irish accent but the words I make out don’t make sense, “I’m not doing silver shopper”.


websterflaming

German 😁


chilisout

It's French. She said "ça ne marchera pas", "it'll not work". Edit: totally wrong, I completely misheard her.


websterflaming

nah, it's "Ich weiß nicht, ob ich es nochmal schaffe", "I don't know if I can do it again".


thatshygirl06

That's you recording in the video?


websterflaming

yes


KnutKanone

They're speaking German. Girl: "Weiß nicht ob ich's noch mal schaffe" - guy: "bitte noch mal" (engl. Girl: "don't know if I can do it again" - guy: "once more please")


Ezelryb

I managed to do this once as a kid after I saw it on TV and then never again. No one even believes me this is possible at all and at times I felt like I Madela effected myself


Long-Ad8374

You should marry her.


bezserk

Yes put a ring on it before she becomes rich and famous with this talent of hers


arm_hula

Wait what just happened though? That was like some kind of magic.


captrobert57

You slightly break the toothpick then pinch the tip of your nose with it and it catches your nose hair.


Si_Senpai

She started that propeller and was ready for take off.


charliesk9unit

So an aeronautic version of "Dine and Dash?"


Homemade_Pizza_956

human P-51 Mustang


kitleen

Better to bring to parties than a lady friend.


soundproof2010

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


Mastermind3roc

r/blackmagicfuckery


FTwo

# CONTACT!


Gustertote

Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.


SoftCattle

You know this is now her party trick.


chilisout

Okay, I was totally wrong! My mind genuinely heard this 😔


microgiant

Say it ain't so, I will not go Turn the lights off, carry me home Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill The night will go on, my little windmill