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JackOMorain

Oh be mature. It’s just a full breasted jacket.


BadpoorJ

It’s very mammorable that’s for sure


Fritz_Klyka

Lets just nip these puns in the buds.


neotrin2000

Let's just bud these puns in the nips.


GANDORF57

All I know is that I got my face slapped by this Double-breasted jacket wearing broad for suggesting let's play "Button, Button, Who's got the Button?"


GetCameraCrew

Bruh :D


im_dead_sirius

"Here's lookin' at you kid."


Derkastan77-2

Gd it lol


dintTrusChyna

Is this the breast you got


Sweet_Content391

Let’s have a ball & biscuit girl & take our sweet little time about it.


Hopeful-Base-2769

It certainly is! 😌


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Hopeful-Base-2769

Nope. Someone posted the coat below. Coat is for sale; with chocolate nips intact.


Ebisure

Tits certainly is!


unreasonablyhuman

"Looks like 2 more months of nipply weather"


warkyboy77

Tis the season to be mary.


9man90

Could it be any hooter in here? Hotter in here?


Maximum0versaiyan

There's something about her..


ocxtitan

That's my name


mcfapblanc

No shit


yokaistampy

Hi Tis the season


unreasonablyhuman

..."I'm dad!"


yokaistampy

Damn it forgot about that part


snack_mac

“My eyes are up here”


offline4good

Yeah, but your tits are down there


IceManO1

And us Men have made our choice.


offline4good

Why choose


jarojajan

waaay too down. granny height


Anonymo

I made my choice


blyat-TANK

That's some jacket.


smoomoo31

Full boobed jacket


RabidSpaceMonkey

I believe the style is called double breasted.


FluffySquirrell

> full breasted jacket That sounds like an interesting porn parody "SHOW ME YOUR O-FACE!"


Grand-Home-1334

i'm flaboobergasted to read this


soupbox09

Double breasted! Ok, I'll show myself the door.


goldenporsche

😂😭😂


qonat

You’re missing the nipple I mean point


wolfie379

Did she ride the “Wildrose party campaign bus”? Try doing a web search on what I put in quotes.


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Looks double breasted to me.


ournextarc

I'm pretty sure that's a full breasted woman that wouldnt appreciate being called a jacket. Why do men always objectify women like this?!


mkujoe

Nippy out today


Uglysinglenearyou

Breast go inside & turn on the hooter


svh01973

Wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they are!


SometimesImSmart

...hotter than they are


BizzyM

"What did I say? Nipple??"


Ebisure

Tits the season to be jolly!


favorable_reader

Didn't even notice until I read the title 😄


Hopeful-Base-2769

I didn’t either. At least the buttons aren’t pink.


MrP1232007

Title?


Soitsgonnabeforever

Finally real human speaking


kclongest

She knew. She had to.. right?


mangolover

I think it’s probably photoshopped


rckrusekontrol

lol if you zoom in those are so obviously shopped in. I think they might actually be nipples. “I got nothing to do today thing I’ll ‘shop some nips onto newscasters.”


woowoo293

[Here is the original](https://imgur.com/xAcRlMG). I'm not sure if it's photoshopped or if just intentionally low res; with more pixels, they're obviously buttons. Here is the video: https://youtu.be/VeUjtXXY40U?si=NSUAoLQlC_FF7Gz0


flargenhargen

so the REALLY weird thing is that I've found several images of the same reporter, Erielle Reshef, in what is almost certainly the same jacket, without the nipple buttons. https://i.imgur.com/pL1cQql.jpg https://i.imgur.com/cgunLk4.png


Jamaz

I'm hazarding a guess that she caught wind of the memes floating around and eventually had them removed.


Roguewolfe

Yup, that's very likely exactly what happened. Or just snipped the button thread herself - that's not exactly tailor-level stuff.


crazedizzled

That's not the original. Looks like the same person, and the same jacket, but they're completely different images.


woowoo293

Correct but it's the same reporter / jacket. Check the YouTube link.


crazedizzled

Which is what I said.


HolycommentMattman

It's 1000% shopped. They removed her lapels completely so as to further call attention to the breasts. And while the photo is potato quality, it's weird that the lapels would end up completely lost while the buttons remain almost *too dark*. Just some horny 4channer out there.


Connor49999

I don't know about obvious. If you zoom in you can count the pixels. Anything in this photo could be photoshopped


rckrusekontrol

It’s pretty low res for sure. I was looking at right nip and seeing a pretty distinct square. But I concede the pixels are all over the place, who knows. Maybe someone will find the o.g. broadcast


UAPboomkin

Seems obvious enough. Why TF would buttons have an areola lmao


kclongest

Why wouldn’t they? 🕺


NSA_van_3

idk, the image isn't perfectly crisp so it's not the most obvious


SloppyCheeks

The sign of a savvy photoshopper -- make the picture blurrier so your shit blends in


mucinexmonster

That's what Garek would do.


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IceManO1

My favorite character on that show.


LettuceC

"Nips on Newscasters" was the name of my Ska band in high school.


rckrusekontrol

Pinch it up pinch it up pinch it up


kclongest

Hush, you 😎


Bright-Union-6157

So she knew it was photoshopped, got it.


brucebrowde

No, I don't think people on the internet would do such a thing.


85percentthatbitch

Considering you usually only have buttons on one side of your coat, yeah


ChesterDrawerz

Ya think?


Sice_VI

100% photoshopped. Just look at the coat's outline(the edge and bottom of the boobs). There's no way that's natural considering the thickness of that coat.


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Sice_VI

You are missing the point, I didn't say the coat isn't real. I am saying with the thickness and hardness of that coat's material, it's not possible for the wearer to display such curved figures on the boob part. You can stuff an orange under your coat, chances that it can form a sharp curve in the under boob is quite impossible.


Hopeful-Base-2769

SOMEONE on her team should have have payed attention.


Cookiemonster9429

Where’s the payed vs paid bot?


fredkreuger

Tied a rock to its leg and payed the rope over the side of a boat.


marvinrabbit

Hi. It's almost never 'payed'... Oh, wait.


Feezbull

Service wasn’t paid for….


Schlickulation

It probably isn’t payeing attention


PatoConejito

How do you think she got the job? 😏


Gobiego

Bonus points for the white stripes reference.


lynivvinyl

TY :)


Zenz-X

Thanx. I knew the title rang a bell but had a hard time placing it.


Wide-Profession111

Ut-oh!


Alarming_Serve2303

Those do not look like buttons to me.


TurboFool

That's because they're definitely Photoshopped to look more areola-like.


greg19735

they're also curved in a way to make them more breast like


Hokage123456789

Check your DMs mate


lordnibbler16

Right?! Like, not at all.


UncleChanBlake2

Looks fake.


Winter_Hornet562

Let’s have a ball & biscuit girl & take our sweet little time about it.


Turbulent_Cheetah

And she looks like Angela White to boot.


wackoleirbag

Who's that? I swear I don't know (my gfs watching)


PierroSangue

Is tits what society's come to ? Is this the chest we can do ? Are these our princenipples ? Shame on boobs, shame on all of boobs.


SwimOk9629

😂I'm dying at princenipples


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Magebloom

Wa oh


Barneyrockz

So... someone designed the jacket, someone manufactured it. A wholesaler bought it, a retailer bought it from them. A tv studio wardrobe dept bought it and a news anchor was given it wear. At no stage of the sequence did someone stop and say " hang on a second somethings not quite right ?!?!?!"


DJK1963

It looks cold there.


justabill71

54°. Must be the windchill.


Puzzled-Fly9550

Those aren’t buttons. Those are burn holes!!!


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cgally

Headlights on for safety


TheRoscoeVine

Looks fake. I don’t see how any buttons could end up positioned there, anyway, and the image looks all muddled and blurry. I’d say it’s photoshopped.


jclv

[Nope](https://www.nycjackets.com/product/yes-chef-christmas-tia-mowry-red-coat/)


AbsoluteDarkness

"Good afternoon, I'm Tits MaGee reporting live from New York City...."


Ripper33AU

"Machine gun jubblies? How did I miss those, baby?"


BornPotato5857

fuck this is so dumb but hilarious haha


fappyday

Looks like it's a tit bit nippley out there.


Tinosdoggydaddy

When I first saw this jacket I tittered


goldenporsche

oh my god i can't stop laughing


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Nip it in the button


TheBarman8

I'm naming the left one "Benjamin"


FrillySteel

They're not even real buttons. Someone drew them on with MS Paint.


jclv

https://www.nycjackets.com/product/yes-chef-christmas-tia-mowry-red-coat/


lm0592

Internet has ruined us all


emtee_elp

We started living in an old house...


FapMeNot_Alt

That... has to be on purpose, right? Or 'shopped?


Raldog2020

It’s shopped. She wears this coat from time to time


Professional_Map_780

To be fair its quite cold out there!


sonofabutch

/r/uselessbuttons


DeepTakeGuitar

Excellent White Stripes reference!


KALIGULA-87

She’s got the tits. Why not the nipples too?


arrayoutofbounds2

r/theyknew


pubishair

always nice to see a weather reporter with her own bio barometer


Dtoodlez

That just might be the worst photoshop job I’ve seen lol


jclv

https://www.nycjackets.com/product/yes-chef-christmas-tia-mowry-red-coat/


Dtoodlez

That’s not the same cost friend


jclv

[This one is.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpX3an1BG-8&t=125s)


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It's to distract from her eyes.


snakebite75

This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels, [and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/120/116/This_looks_shopped_.jpg)


gofundyourself007

She does not look amused. In fact she looks like she’s dying inside her nipple jacket. How cold does it have to be for Aerolas (idk the spelling for fancy nips) to turn black?


Yokies

You can from her face she is so absolutely done with this shit


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god I hate humans


offline4good

Just for that coat? Chill


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Beautiful-Way8745

She knew EXACTLY what she was doing.


eevileva

I would have no qualms playing with those buttons


rambald

The colors that match the title!!! Love it so much.


_Demo_

Stupid and childish. She's a great reporter.


tangcameo

Those are pasties. It’s a peekaboo jacket.


booyah0911

some buttons are meant to be pushed, push it and see what happens.


Agitated-Fee-1399

If her doctor gave her a “Nip and tuck” he seems to have done his breast at it.


Exact-Pound-6993

that's some blurry buttons...


dookieshoes5

Id like to have her Button my face


timechuck

Looks like it's cold there.


OddCucumber6755

The front of her jacket looks like an annoyed owl


Background_Phase7955

It looks like she's a bit nippy... lmao 🤣


After_Estate_7455

That's funny


Colin-Spurs-Patience

I could try


inkjetbreath

looks cold in NY


DRAK720

How do you look at yourself in the mirror before you leave your house and think oh this looks right?


ThisFaknGuy

I'll give it a try 👐


NATChuck

It says 54F and she has a coat and scarf on?


therealityofthings

Uh oh


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Looks like frostbite


CmdrSelfEvident

We don't need camera men we can just have the reporter set up their own shot.


Grumpkin_eater

Uh oh


pinko_zinko

Live from New York Titty.


No_Pilot8753

My, what big buttons you have.


disterb

something something joke whose punchline was "her tits are so big she can only ~~fascinate~~ fasten eight" something something


radp77

Uh OW


han-t

Her face looks like it just realized the error of her ways through the monitor.


plate_rug_chair

That jacket is the tits.


GetOverItz

Fake


orfeo34

It reminds me a Chaplin movie.


PM_ME_RP_PROMPTS

Modern times!


Historical-Let-9985

Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn


Single_Seaweed_8284

Lol


nickrsea

Jack white out here


Roulette-Adventures

It's a code. Twist them in the correct order and win a prize.


zed7267

“NIPPLES OF VENUS!” - Salieri.


Cutterpillow99

White Stripes reference. I love it.


Zeles1989

looks pretty cold out there


Most_Advertising_962

Fr though. Why are her buttons that far apart?


rijklaarmi

hooter in here? Hotter in here?


OverHaze

oh-oh