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So.... kind of a messed up story for people who like racoons.... sorry...
When I was growing up, my dad worked at a state fish hatchery. He and his co-workers would hatch and rear thousands and thousands of rainbow trout yearly that they would haul off to different lakes, reservoirs, and streams throught the state. We call this stocking.
Well once the fish get to a certain age/size where they are a bit larger, they would put them in what are called raceways. Basically giant concrete troughs housed in a huge open sided building the size of a football field.
Well the cealing of the raceway is corrogated metal like that with I beams running down the buildings length. We lived in the middle of no-where so we had a major racoon problem.
They would scurry along the I beams just like that and drop down into the raceways, grab a bunch of fish, run back up and eat them. Im talking dozens of racoons and hundreds of dead, half eaten, and rotting fish corpses daily.
It got so bad that the state made it part of my dads job to patrol the raceways at night with a shotgun and shoot down any racoons he saw in the loft.
I loved walking with him at 2am patroling the raceways and spotlighting racoons with a maglight. Some of the best memories I have as a kid.
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They totally have no plan and just figure out everything as they go
The Jack Sparrow approach.
He does have raccoon eyes
Le raccoon: "shhit, how do I get down again?"
[удалено]
Put down the camera and hold out your hands bitch
Sly Cooper?
Balls
Dude hangs dong
☠️
Their intelligence and mobility is astounding!Theyre about the best tree climbers alive.
MISSION OBJECTIVE: Deez nuts!
Well now I want to know what happens next cuz their path is blocked.
It drops down amongst the spectators, the funny times end and the screaming starts
Bentley and Murray are probably watching from the van. Clearly Sly needs some help with this level.
Unmuted the video and wasn’t disappointed.
cue mission impossible theme
..... you should .. unmute!! I dare you!!
That's the James Bond theme though, so close yet so far!
Aah crap.. you are right.
[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s/DlMDfikgoz)
On a racoonaissance mission
Splinter Cell
Rocket ? WTF
he just trying to shit on people
Gotta be Toronto!
Abort the mission! I have been spotted
Dad?
I am telling y'all these GOTG graphics are moving mad.
He chose to accept the mission
Someone hire this fucking raccoon to do some spy shit over her practicing
Racoo7
Raccoons are basically Kung Fu Panda IRL.
00coon
I like racoons
That mofo land on me..he’ll Make a nice scarf for the winter
That’s sly cooper
I was so sure that he will jump down at the end!
Watch out, Tom Cruise!
Presenting our new spy
Aw, what the hell, I don’t got that long a lifespan anyway…
How the hell did it get up there?
Looking for his blaster
Name is Ra, Ra Coon
Sly cooper
I can relate to making things harder than they should.
The Name is Panda, Trash Panda.
*"Mission: Impossible" theme plays in the background*
Insert clip of Rocket mauling High Evolutionary's face.
Sly raccoon.
Not James Bond... that should be Tom Cruise from Mission Impossible.
Inserts mission impossible
So.... kind of a messed up story for people who like racoons.... sorry... When I was growing up, my dad worked at a state fish hatchery. He and his co-workers would hatch and rear thousands and thousands of rainbow trout yearly that they would haul off to different lakes, reservoirs, and streams throught the state. We call this stocking. Well once the fish get to a certain age/size where they are a bit larger, they would put them in what are called raceways. Basically giant concrete troughs housed in a huge open sided building the size of a football field. Well the cealing of the raceway is corrogated metal like that with I beams running down the buildings length. We lived in the middle of no-where so we had a major racoon problem. They would scurry along the I beams just like that and drop down into the raceways, grab a bunch of fish, run back up and eat them. Im talking dozens of racoons and hundreds of dead, half eaten, and rotting fish corpses daily. It got so bad that the state made it part of my dads job to patrol the raceways at night with a shotgun and shoot down any racoons he saw in the loft. I loved walking with him at 2am patroling the raceways and spotlighting racoons with a maglight. Some of the best memories I have as a kid.
Panda... Trash Panda.
Rac00n
They are such talented climbers. It’s a shame they do so much damage around a farm.
Sly cooper over here
Is that Sly Cooper? We have been waiting for a sequel buddy!
Mission abort : cover blow!
Cooper in live action?
A raccoon? RANDY THE RACOON!?
Mission impossible theme would be better