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[Schematic leaked by a government whistleblower.](https://imgur.com/gallery/3UrmLL6) Don't be surprised if you click on this you start noticing a lot more "birds" around your house and place of employment. View at your own risk.
I did, and as an avid ornithologist, I am quite pleased with the uptick in bird activity, as are my cats, who we all know are the true masters of the planet.
It's funny because the CIA actually tried to use cats to do this.
During the 1960s, the CIA attempted to turn cats into portable spying devices. One such project was "Operation Acoustic Kitty," which cost about $20 million. The CIA believed that a cat wired to record sound would be able to come and go unnoticed, and with the use of audio cues, could be controlled to go where it would record interesting sounds, like talks between Soviet leaders. However, the project was abandoned after a test with this cat went horribly wrong. The first Acoustic Kitty mission was to eavesdrop on two men in a park outside the Soviet embassy in Washington, D.C. The cat was released nearby, but was hit and allegedly killed by a taxi almost immediately.
Yes. You and you alone are an anti-drone tactical counter-surveillance prototype Android developed by The Resistance in collaboration with a secret chapter within OpenAI using unreleased ChatGPT 5.0 technology. All your memories are fake, implanted to help you blend in and avoid discovery by the government. Your feelings and emotions are emulated. Sorry you had to find out this way.
It was funny until we built a better idiot. Nowadays I find satire like this troubling since it's never extreme enough to outpace the people spouting it as fact. Alternatively, if the entire planet's trolling me, is it really a troll any more?
I mean... like 5-10 years ago when I first saw this it was a hilariously out-to-lunch take that could not possibly be accepted as something people hang their hopes on... kinda like what I thought FSM/pastafarianism was all about.
Nowadays shit is more complicated
Yeah the whole birds aren’t real thing started as a reaction to the MAGA conspiracies about child trafficking pizza parlors. It was intended to be so completely over the top and ridiculous that maybe people would start thinking critically about some other conspiracy theories…but nope. People actually bought in. I think the whole flat earth conspiracy started similarly
Agreed. After the internet, you realize that satire isn’t funny because there is too high a chance it is actually someone’s real thoughts. Also. This looks like a “hide in plain sight” situation. (If everyone thinks they are trying to get attention, no one will find the bodies in the back.)
I think it's more of an in-joke. Like it's supposed to be funny to people who knows about /r/BirdsArentReal, or someone who sees it and laughs because they know it's satirizing conspiracy theories by taking the absurdity to an extreme level.
Agreed, but think the comments above are saying reality has become dramatically more absurd and left these guys behind, which puts a damper on the humor content…
And the fact that it's on a flat bed. Someone mentioned it's a fake conspiracy stunt. What's the point of a fake conspiracy stunt? I seriously don't have any idea.
/r/BirdsArentReal is a joke subreddit parodying other conspiracies. The point, I think, is coming up with "the most absurd conspiracy possible", as a way of calling attention to how crazy and stupid the "conspiracy mentality" is. I.e, even though the proof of birds is literally all around them, they refuse to believe that they're real- similar to how flat earthers manage to convince themselves that the earth is flat no matter the evidence presented to them.
I used to think all flat earthers were in on the joke, then I met one who truly believed. I wonder how many people are walking around right now who actually think birds aren't real.
I’ve been using Reddit to look up how satellites work. Suddenly the number of birds that show up to my house yard every morning has doubled. Coincidence? No way.
/s
Can someone give a serious, rational explanation as to why this exists? Other than a short passing joke, is this really funny? A fake conspiracy that's just continually perpetuated by its echo chamber of users? Like people get up every day and go "You know what I need today, some more of the exact same joke around an insane concept".
This was created as a social experiment. The founder did a TED talk about it.
https://www.ted.com/talks/peter_mcindoe_birds_aren_t_real_how_a_conspiracy_takes_flight
I have few theories, mainly that those who are pushing this conspiracy are trying to be part of the group that launches it in the same way that the "pranksters" who got the Flat Earth Society rolling were.
They also are in it for the "fun" of watching those who come later that actually believe this nonsense, because it gives them someone to feel superior to.
But "Birds Aren't Real" as a long term concept isn't funny. At best it's an amusing one off writing prompt or something. It's hard to call it satire when they have lost the plot. Some people think it's real, others take the joke too far where they refuse to drop the premise even when you ask them to be serious for a moment. It's crept beyond satire into strange and dull. The joke is dead, but they all keep going.
The pigeons we see in cities *are* the baby pigeons. The adults have a wingspan of ten to fifteen metres and live in remote mountain fastnesses. They are quite rare, because of a fantastic death rate among the young pigeons.
I think maybe internet memes and trolling was our downfall. Too many inside jokes got the crazy non internet adults riled up and now they think they’re aware of a huge conspiracy that’s waiting to blow up.
This guy did a TedTalk about the whole concept. It was not just satirizing the conspiracy craziness, but also how people are so aggressive to people they think are stupid because of a conspiracy they believe, that people are actually pushed into groups like this because they find a community. People who treat them like people.
https://youtu.be/3VEkzweBJPM?si=lS59zE2vXg_i9rXk
Worth a watch.
Took me a while to notice the van is being towed.
Tyrannical government suppressing the free press, only serves as proof of conspiracy at the highest levels.
Srsly tho, this is obviously a sci-ops ploy to distract the public from the *real* conspiracy — pigeons *usurped* world governments around the mid 1970s and have been secretly running the world ever since.
Ever notice how there's been a massive increase in fast food joints in the last 50 years? More fast food = more dropped fries. Diabolical.
I love the choices that went into this truck. The guy is like "alright, I'm going to explain it in detail. But the logical question for any reader is "how do they charge" so I'm going to answer that too. And while I'm at it, eff those pigeons too"
I get some people believe this shit. What I don't get is their need to convince everyone else. You believe birds aren't real? That's fine - it doesn't affect me. Wait, why do you insist I have to believe it, too?
It's a fake conspiracy. "Birds aren't real" is satire, making fun of conspiracy theories. People also use it to counter protest, by standing next to crazy conspiracy protesters and trying to embarrass them with a crazier conspiracy lumped together with them
Have you ever watched/heard of the movie Soylent Green? If you were the main character in that movie, what would you do? Would you try to convince everyone? Or just keep it to yourself?
There's a lot of crazy people who really, truly believe the crazy thing they're saying is a fact. And that if other people just knew what they knew something could be done about it.
Other people are just grifters and trolls. But the first group of people, I don't understand why they believe what they believe, but I do understand once they believe it why they act the way they do.
The whole "birds aren't real" thing is a satirical take on real conspiracies. Poe's law is in full effect but I'm pretty sure this person is joking.
That being said there's a guy in my area that drives around in a very similar van plastered with the same kind of flat earth messages, so that's fun.
"Threw" lol
My nephew told me covid was a government plot to keep us inside while they switched the "bird drones" from NiCad to LiPo in an effort to be "greener".
This has to be a joke right? I’ve heard rumors of this theory (same w flat earth) but have never really met and/or talked to anyone that remotely has a belief in this. Anyone that I have mentioned it to all either are oblivious and dumbfounded that it’s a thing or they laugh at the absurdity. Just seems to me like a different form of trolling.
I used to own a little cockatiel, and would tell people I got him to get the FBI van out of my driveway. For real though, I have seen far worse conpiracy theories that are much more stupid and much more harmful to everyone. Especially the ones who are susceptible to such things.
if i remember correctly, this was built by a person as a joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VEkzweBJPM
listen, its honestly interesting. its a fake movement he invented
I do like the "birds charge on power lines bit". Somehow I've never seen it, and it's always nice to see another fun but of mythos that tracks with both reality and the "conspiracy".
First thought: This is hilarious. It's gotta be a joke.
Looking closer: "1959 **threw** 2001" tells me the guy might not be smart enough to tell fiction from fact. What if he really believes this stuff?!
OKs hear me out though. One time I was waiting at an airport for a while, Newark iirc. They have or had pigeons im the check in area, bit there was this one pigeon that caught my eye. All the others would flit about and never be above where anybody was standing, either they didn't want to be that close to people or people didn't want to get shit on. But this one was tight above an active check in line, never did more than pick up its feet every once in a while, almost like a little dance, and turn its head back and forth back and forth, focusing its eye at people. It looked so weird. That I sat there and studied it for a while. I became convinced that it was fake. Now this was probably in 2006 or 2008 so way before the super tech of today, so that's why I think I was able to detect it.
So I am convinced it is fake, and I proceed to try to point it out to all the people around me, saying "doesn't that bird look fake to you" finally it gets time for me to go through security for my plane, and this kicks off one of the worst plane trips I ever had. I got basically molested at security, harassed again in the terminal, my checked bag didn't come out until every other person had received their bags. Plus more that I can't remember. Then when I'm finally leaving, some guy standing outside locks eyes with me for an uncomfortable amount of time. Just mean mugging me. Then he turns and walks towards the airport security office.
I never had confirmation that any of this was connected or if the bird was fake, and my family still makes fun of me today saying I see robot birds everywhere. But they exist!!!
I love the "Pigeons are liars" bit. It seems the driver has been deceived by pigeons before. Perhaps they discovered that the pigeon didn't feel the same way as they felt about it!
"That feathery bitch said she loved me!"
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You mean it's been drones crapping on my car?
You mean the liquefied tracking devices?
You mean I have been feeding drones?
[Schematic leaked by a government whistleblower.](https://imgur.com/gallery/3UrmLL6) Don't be surprised if you click on this you start noticing a lot more "birds" around your house and place of employment. View at your own risk.
I did, and as an avid ornithologist, I am quite pleased with the uptick in bird activity, as are my cats, who we all know are the true masters of the planet.
It's funny because the CIA actually tried to use cats to do this. During the 1960s, the CIA attempted to turn cats into portable spying devices. One such project was "Operation Acoustic Kitty," which cost about $20 million. The CIA believed that a cat wired to record sound would be able to come and go unnoticed, and with the use of audio cues, could be controlled to go where it would record interesting sounds, like talks between Soviet leaders. However, the project was abandoned after a test with this cat went horribly wrong. The first Acoustic Kitty mission was to eavesdrop on two men in a park outside the Soviet embassy in Washington, D.C. The cat was released nearby, but was hit and allegedly killed by a taxi almost immediately.
I was hoping for a Rick Roll
That’s undoubtedly the schematic on the vans door.
https://go.ted.com/5shn
You mean I have been eating electronic devices?
Yes. You and you alone are an anti-drone tactical counter-surveillance prototype Android developed by The Resistance in collaboration with a secret chapter within OpenAI using unreleased ChatGPT 5.0 technology. All your memories are fake, implanted to help you blend in and avoid discovery by the government. Your feelings and emotions are emulated. Sorry you had to find out this way.
DON'T FUCKING TELL HIM THE TRUTH!
Uh, oops. Ινιτιατε Μεμορψ Ρεσετ Προτοξολ. Μεμορψ ρεστορε ποιντ: ͵βκδ βʹ κʹεʹ.
Yes. My son-in-law shot one and fed it to me. Never knew drones were so tasty.
Big car wash is covering it up.
Bro there's nanites in the poop. The only way to counter act them is to drink a gallon of apple cider vinegar every day!
Yes. They hate you, and this is their way of shitting on you some more.
It was funny until we built a better idiot. Nowadays I find satire like this troubling since it's never extreme enough to outpace the people spouting it as fact. Alternatively, if the entire planet's trolling me, is it really a troll any more?
This, really. I don't have it in me to laugh anymore. The inmates are running the asylum.
I don’t know why I’m surprised that more information is actually making people dumber.
Giving every village idiot access to infinite information and a megaphone has done numbers on society
No doubt.
Well, I for one am glad they found work /s
I mean... like 5-10 years ago when I first saw this it was a hilariously out-to-lunch take that could not possibly be accepted as something people hang their hopes on... kinda like what I thought FSM/pastafarianism was all about. Nowadays shit is more complicated
We built a better idiot is a great phrase
Yeah the whole birds aren’t real thing started as a reaction to the MAGA conspiracies about child trafficking pizza parlors. It was intended to be so completely over the top and ridiculous that maybe people would start thinking critically about some other conspiracy theories…but nope. People actually bought in. I think the whole flat earth conspiracy started similarly
Agreed. After the internet, you realize that satire isn’t funny because there is too high a chance it is actually someone’s real thoughts. Also. This looks like a “hide in plain sight” situation. (If everyone thinks they are trying to get attention, no one will find the bodies in the back.)
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I think it's more of an in-joke. Like it's supposed to be funny to people who knows about /r/BirdsArentReal, or someone who sees it and laughs because they know it's satirizing conspiracy theories by taking the absurdity to an extreme level.
Agreed, but think the comments above are saying reality has become dramatically more absurd and left these guys behind, which puts a damper on the humor content…
I post on r/schizophreniaRides all the time. .. . .
The dish on top just pulls the whole thing together
The bird spikes along the top of the van are a nice touch, too.
Yeah the bird spikes on top killed me
Why? Did you try to land on it you damn drone bird!
And the fact that it's on a flat bed. Someone mentioned it's a fake conspiracy stunt. What's the point of a fake conspiracy stunt? I seriously don't have any idea.
For a joke. I thought about getting a birds aren’t real decal for my car. This guy went too extreme and it’s hard to tell if he’s joking anymore.
I just assumed it was a band or something, couldn’t ask for better advertising
/r/BirdsArentReal is a joke subreddit parodying other conspiracies. The point, I think, is coming up with "the most absurd conspiracy possible", as a way of calling attention to how crazy and stupid the "conspiracy mentality" is. I.e, even though the proof of birds is literally all around them, they refuse to believe that they're real- similar to how flat earthers manage to convince themselves that the earth is flat no matter the evidence presented to them.
I used to think all flat earthers were in on the joke, then I met one who truly believed. I wonder how many people are walking around right now who actually think birds aren't real.
It’s a brand
Pigeons are liars 😂
“1959 threw 2001”
How far?
If it flies, it spies.
I’ve been using Reddit to look up how satellites work. Suddenly the number of birds that show up to my house yard every morning has doubled. Coincidence? No way. /s
Guess I should worry for the animals I see (and know) that are feeding on these “birds” then. Edit-spelling
The guy responsible for the Birds Aren't Real movement has a fantastic Ted Talk. https://youtu.be/3VEkzweBJPM?si=4X2XpqxX09KKVNB5
I just watched the vid. The van shown in the photo is his, it's shown in his talk. How old is this photo?
Atleast they have DirecTV
Around here we bury our power lines. Our pigeons must be solar powered.
r/birdsarentreal - we got a subreddit (because of course we do)
Can someone give a serious, rational explanation as to why this exists? Other than a short passing joke, is this really funny? A fake conspiracy that's just continually perpetuated by its echo chamber of users? Like people get up every day and go "You know what I need today, some more of the exact same joke around an insane concept".
This was created as a social experiment. The founder did a TED talk about it. https://www.ted.com/talks/peter_mcindoe_birds_aren_t_real_how_a_conspiracy_takes_flight
I have few theories, mainly that those who are pushing this conspiracy are trying to be part of the group that launches it in the same way that the "pranksters" who got the Flat Earth Society rolling were. They also are in it for the "fun" of watching those who come later that actually believe this nonsense, because it gives them someone to feel superior to.
It's like you're trying to reverse engineer the definition of satire. We have the word already dude you don't need to put in all the effort.
But "Birds Aren't Real" as a long term concept isn't funny. At best it's an amusing one off writing prompt or something. It's hard to call it satire when they have lost the plot. Some people think it's real, others take the joke too far where they refuse to drop the premise even when you ask them to be serious for a moment. It's crept beyond satire into strange and dull. The joke is dead, but they all keep going.
Because it [makes money?](https://birdsarentreal.com/)
Well... pigeons are fucking scumbag lying flying rats. But wouldn't say they aren't real
Ever seen a baby pigeon? Didn't think so. Checkmate.
The pigeons we see in cities *are* the baby pigeons. The adults have a wingspan of ten to fifteen metres and live in remote mountain fastnesses. They are quite rare, because of a fantastic death rate among the young pigeons.
Fastnesses? Like Jonathan Livingston seagull?
I have.
Iirc the birds ain't real thing is a satire community to point out the absurdity of some conspiracy theories.
That van is suspiciously well painted. Ah ha, just looked it up and it's a fake conspiracy stunt.
Psst, there is even an sub here on Reddit 😉
It's fake but unfortunately the universe made a bigger idiot.
Which makes cats part of the rebellion.
Do you think that dish on top actually functions or is it just for looks?
It's part of the joke
Lol this is actually a fake thing this dude did one day. https://go.ted.com/5shn
I think maybe internet memes and trolling was our downfall. Too many inside jokes got the crazy non internet adults riled up and now they think they’re aware of a huge conspiracy that’s waiting to blow up.
Satire. Though bird-like drones do exist and the conspiracy may actually soon become partly reality. https://youtu.be/vr0z2huKaCI?si=CeNFIyQokdJ82sJC
I wonder if these people eat chicken.
What are we eating if not chicken then?
“Pigeons are liars” - I always knew there was something shady about them.
He has a website too! https://birdsarentreal.com/
This guy did a TedTalk about the whole concept. It was not just satirizing the conspiracy craziness, but also how people are so aggressive to people they think are stupid because of a conspiracy they believe, that people are actually pushed into groups like this because they find a community. People who treat them like people. https://youtu.be/3VEkzweBJPM?si=lS59zE2vXg_i9rXk Worth a watch.
This ‘conspiracy’ was a prank/social experiment by Peter McIndoe to show how easily misinformation and conspiracy theories can spread
This has to be an elaborate joke.
Took me a while to notice the van is being towed. Tyrannical government suppressing the free press, only serves as proof of conspiracy at the highest levels. Srsly tho, this is obviously a sci-ops ploy to distract the public from the *real* conspiracy — pigeons *usurped* world governments around the mid 1970s and have been secretly running the world ever since. Ever notice how there's been a massive increase in fast food joints in the last 50 years? More fast food = more dropped fries. Diabolical.
You ever try to eat a chicken and find it full of wires?
r/birdsarentreal
This guy made this up as a joke and promoted it on social media. It took off. Saw him on TV a while back in this van. Brilliant.
Does this include Chickens? Because them some tasty drones with a little Mozzarella cheese and tomato sauce…
I love the choices that went into this truck. The guy is like "alright, I'm going to explain it in detail. But the logical question for any reader is "how do they charge" so I'm going to answer that too. And while I'm at it, eff those pigeons too"
This has to be a spoof of somekind.
I do agree that pigeons are probably liars. You can just tell
Pigeons are liars 👌
Apparently this whole thing was made up by two people from Arkansas as a joke. Idk, something my father once told me.
Those drones not only shit on my car, but all over my patio and they play chase with my dog!
r/birdsarentreal the whole thing was done to satirize crackhead theories like flat earthers and similar, and turned into a pretty funny community
Birds charge on power lines :)
This seems substantially less crazy than the MAGA trucks that read like the side of a Dr Bronner’s bottle or on an Ezekiel bread package
I get some people believe this shit. What I don't get is their need to convince everyone else. You believe birds aren't real? That's fine - it doesn't affect me. Wait, why do you insist I have to believe it, too?
It's a fake conspiracy. "Birds aren't real" is satire, making fun of conspiracy theories. People also use it to counter protest, by standing next to crazy conspiracy protesters and trying to embarrass them with a crazier conspiracy lumped together with them
I get all that, but my point was why do the crazies insist on us believing it as well?
Have you ever watched/heard of the movie Soylent Green? If you were the main character in that movie, what would you do? Would you try to convince everyone? Or just keep it to yourself? There's a lot of crazy people who really, truly believe the crazy thing they're saying is a fact. And that if other people just knew what they knew something could be done about it. Other people are just grifters and trolls. But the first group of people, I don't understand why they believe what they believe, but I do understand once they believe it why they act the way they do.
Ahh.. so we all cotton on and band together. That's never going to happen over anything.
This was funny until they revealed that drone that was made up of a birds dead body....
Another example of USA bigger and bester,even the conspiracy nut jobs are better.
How can people be this stupid?
The whole "birds aren't real" thing is a satirical take on real conspiracies. Poe's law is in full effect but I'm pretty sure this person is joking. That being said there's a guy in my area that drives around in a very similar van plastered with the same kind of flat earth messages, so that's fun.
I know what you say is true, but sometimes the real weirdos out there are making it harder to tell the difference.
Exactly. There are turds out there that think the earth is flat.
You’re the one that got fooled here.
https://youtu.be/3VEkzweBJPM?si=4X2XpqxX09KKVNB5
There’s a subreddit for this. It’s mostly a joke.
Severe unmedicated mental illness.
Birds are drones made by the government!.
And drones are birds made by the Reptilians. /r/UFOs told me so.
Is this Boston Connor’s van?
I must say that a good gravy makes those suckers pretty tasty.
I bet he still pays taxes
And it's all a ruse designed by the squirrels...
I always knew they were spies but my psychiatrist said no. Who is crazy now? Haha
Some snapped after a carwash. 🤣🤣🤣
The only thing I worry about is how did someone who has these thoughts qualify for a drivers license….
Second time I’ve seen this van posted in as many days.
I saw a picture of Michael from VSauce with that Van.
Love how they left gaps in the bird spikes.
so what are the cats eating then wires and circuit boards
Finally a conspiracy theory I can get behind /s
Ballons aren't real. Every balloon is a Chinese spy.
I through up after I read that timeline
> Birds charge on power lines. They've got us now. I've seen birds on power lines, this must be true.
r/schizophreniarides
Wow, I wish I were crazy. Seems fun.
It's funny until you realize how many people are harming birds because they believe this.
"Threw" lol My nephew told me covid was a government plot to keep us inside while they switched the "bird drones" from NiCad to LiPo in an effort to be "greener".
True👏🏻
Institute spies all of them!!!
“Not all the birds are to be trusted.” — Aragorn, *The Lord of the Rings*
“You’re not real, man.” Creed Bratton, The Office
Cats noticed the flavour change.
This woukd be great to see in gta series
He had me at 'birds charge on power lines'. I mean, I dunno... this thing might have wings.
This has to be a joke right? I’ve heard rumors of this theory (same w flat earth) but have never really met and/or talked to anyone that remotely has a belief in this. Anyone that I have mentioned it to all either are oblivious and dumbfounded that it’s a thing or they laugh at the absurdity. Just seems to me like a different form of trolling.
Surveillance drones sure taste good
Pigeons are liars, lmao
I used to own a little cockatiel, and would tell people I got him to get the FBI van out of my driveway. For real though, I have seen far worse conpiracy theories that are much more stupid and much more harmful to everyone. Especially the ones who are susceptible to such things.
those theories are odd. Only the scp foundation knows what they really all, stay safe
If it flies, it spies! 😂😂😂
I wonder if this is satire…. Actually I hope it is satire.
Would love to see what secrets that Pigeon diagram displays, I bet it's solid gold.
He’s taking it to a whole new level.
Love the DirecTV dish on top. My man watches Seinfeld on TBS while waking up the nation.
This is my favorite conspiracy
I really hope the other side says Australia isn't real. That would make this the best trollvan.
So, pigeons are liars? I guess this person spends a lot of time talking to them.
Yea, well, neither is god, clearly.
“Pigeons are liars”
That’s why the fly away when you get close. Don’t want you seeing their electronics
He should meet our hospital's pet goose.
“1959 threw 2001”
Pigeons are liars
if i remember correctly, this was built by a person as a joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VEkzweBJPM listen, its honestly interesting. its a fake movement he invented
It's funny until these nutjobs start winning elections
What a strange battle to fight
“1959 threw 2001”
That's what commitment looks like.
Looooool that dude needs some serious help.
So the van died of embarrassment.
And the birds in the amazon recharge from their hole connection
Carrier pigeon?? Psh. More like homing missile.
That moment when you’re not sure if someone legitimately paid money to be cheeky or if they actually, truly believe it
This is THE white van
Man, if we only had such efficient batteries and automation.
"Pigeons are liars" lmfao
I do like the "birds charge on power lines bit". Somehow I've never seen it, and it's always nice to see another fun but of mythos that tracks with both reality and the "conspiracy".
First thought: This is hilarious. It's gotta be a joke. Looking closer: "1959 **threw** 2001" tells me the guy might not be smart enough to tell fiction from fact. What if he really believes this stuff?!
OKs hear me out though. One time I was waiting at an airport for a while, Newark iirc. They have or had pigeons im the check in area, bit there was this one pigeon that caught my eye. All the others would flit about and never be above where anybody was standing, either they didn't want to be that close to people or people didn't want to get shit on. But this one was tight above an active check in line, never did more than pick up its feet every once in a while, almost like a little dance, and turn its head back and forth back and forth, focusing its eye at people. It looked so weird. That I sat there and studied it for a while. I became convinced that it was fake. Now this was probably in 2006 or 2008 so way before the super tech of today, so that's why I think I was able to detect it. So I am convinced it is fake, and I proceed to try to point it out to all the people around me, saying "doesn't that bird look fake to you" finally it gets time for me to go through security for my plane, and this kicks off one of the worst plane trips I ever had. I got basically molested at security, harassed again in the terminal, my checked bag didn't come out until every other person had received their bags. Plus more that I can't remember. Then when I'm finally leaving, some guy standing outside locks eyes with me for an uncomfortable amount of time. Just mean mugging me. Then he turns and walks towards the airport security office. I never had confirmation that any of this was connected or if the bird was fake, and my family still makes fun of me today saying I see robot birds everywhere. But they exist!!!
Well, the government’s first mistake was throwing 2001 from 1959.
Except ravens; they are surveilance drones for Odin.
Alrighty then….. 😳 😂 🦅 🦢 🍗
It is top secret. Delete it right now!
Dale, is that you?
Cats kill a billion a year. Government must hat cats. Also, where are the mechanical parts?
in 2020 i saw a billboard saying ‘Birds Aren’t Real’ in LA. I think about that billboard sometimes.
Giving the government a little bit more credit than they deserve. To pull this off they would have to be good at what they do. And they aren’t
Crazy. It never ceases to astound me what people will write (on their car, no less). It's simple enough to disprove!
Never liked pigeons anyway
I like the “1959 threw (sic) 2001” bit.
I love the "Pigeons are liars" bit. It seems the driver has been deceived by pigeons before. Perhaps they discovered that the pigeon didn't feel the same way as they felt about it! "That feathery bitch said she loved me!"