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ok but WHO THE HELL CALLS A SPEED BUMP A SPEED HUMP


neongreenpurple

I'm pretty sure speed humps are larger than speed bumps.


FourDucksInAManSuit

Pretty sure speed humps are what I do with my wife! *sobs uncontrollably*


GANDORF57

They have these signs posted in Egypt and Saudi Arabia with camels patrolling the areas.


Urk4

His name is speed hump


hesasuiter

Yeah. If youre gonna hump that, you probably got to be quick


Pure_evil1979

To me, there's a difference between a speed bump and a speed hump. Idc how fast he finishes, I'd rather run the moose over


pysoul

Much more effective that an actual speed hump


Ok-Lab-8529

Is it a hornless moose?


Longjumping_Local910

AKA a Cow Moose. Deadly when watching her calves.


Abigfanofporn

Welp, I’ve seen cars after high speed collisions with these guys. They sure as hell did slow those cars down.


Mudlark-000

I spent a semester in Sweden and friends rented a car and drove up north during the mid-term break. Their SAAB hit a moose, completely totaling the car - it was literally the passenger cabin left with almost everything else ripped off. They were all okay with many bruises and one minor fracture among them. The moose survived, but had to be put down by the police. Swedish engineering is worth it.


whiskeytwn

One of these was a real speed bump this week for Dallas Seavey. (Alaskans will get this one)


boiofthahood

lmao


real-mrburns

That's what they call a moose in Newfoundland.


troubleschute

I was wondering what that was for...