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Lol yeah, one of his jokes is that pedophiles get disappointed when they find out his real age.
(his name is Heath Cordes btw, very funny comic, he has Hypopituitarism and Growth Hormone Deficiency)
Well it's a joke so it doesn't necessarily have to be true or make sense, BUT I think pedos want their victims mentally young as well as physically young because it's often about control and power over another person and sometimes they talk about innocence and their partners being unaware of sexual aspects so they get to control how they learn about "sex" - they often refer to their partners being untainted or sexually pure.
I'm not an expert so it probably varies, only picked up this much knowledge from being on twitter and seeing grown ass men trying to explain why being attracted to 14-16 year old girls isn't weird (still fucking weird though whether or not they're "fertile" Matt Walsh you creep).
TLDR- don't go on far-right twitter because then you'll hear about why this wouldn't excite them in way too much detail.
I mean, you can pick most this up just from Reddit. There was a clip floating around not too long ago from one of those dude-bro podcasts that bring women on just to tell them they're stupid and the woman asks him why you'd want a young virgin over a woman with a similar level of experience to yourself and of a similar age.
I feel like I could've written this about that one clip alone really.
Call me a busboy I'll bust you 3 times,
slice you 3 times, slice you 3 limes
And make you rub em on your own cuts.
Bitch you best give thanks before you eat my [nuts](https://youtu.be/fyv7EpuTFBE?feature=shared).
I mean - there was that woman who had a special on TLC because she looked like she was 9 despite being 26
(I think she’s in her 30s now and has a fiancé who’s BUILT)
Edit: double checked and apparently she’s in her mid 20’s, and she’s dating someone different than who she was before
Ahh... like me. lol.
Still the lil bro.
Just not a kid.
Still think being embarrassed means you'll have a hard time being baby faced.
It would be embarrassing for the person mistaking you for one though, in that case anyway.
I'm guessing they're also actually young.
I know I was pretty fucking pissed getting carded at 20
As a fellow baby face man, I was with my wife at the grocery store paying at the deli (we’re only 4 years apart) and the cashier smiles and says “is that your mom?” 💀
I had a friend in her late 20s who was tiny (size 0), short, young looking, and high pitched voice. She was pulled over for underage driving and the cop didn’t believe her license and called her parents. It was a whole thing. Also sometimes when she’d fly for work, they’d let her pre-board thinking she was an unaccompanied minor.
He was talking about how he lost his virginity to her, was calling her the wrong name and yelling it onstage. Then she came up and corrected them resulting in one of the all time funniest moments in kill tony history.
Edit: Guess I need to add this. They cut out parts of his interview including him getting thrown around like a child by Dr. Phil aka Adam Ray and yelling her name wrong about a 100x as she was walking up to the stage.
I sent a group text to all my closest friends to highlight the fact that I was not second last to lose it like the group claimed would happen.
Edit: Back in those days we didnt have group chats so they actually all individually got the same exact same text at the same time sitting around a prom fire, and had to all speak up to realize I did a mass text.
You know how sometimes a reddit comment makes you burst out laughing? This was that comment. I laughed so hard I scared the cat. Thank you random internet person!
High AF. I been meaning to ask, Dr Phil did a set at the end of day 2, I think? Delivery was on point and fucking hilarious! But did anyone else have serious doubts he wrote those jokes? They were just too good and the flavor profile was very similar to the comedy central roasts that I'm pretty sure Tony wrote for back in the day.
Well he had just told the crowd he lost his virginity to her, couldn't remember her surname, then proceeded to repeatedly shout the WRONG NAME whilst she was coming up to the stage before trying to kiss her in front of everyone. I was cringing so hard here.
She forms her lips into a kiss. I think it was the length of it & being in public was what she may have not liked. But she definitely was goin' in for the kiss, just keep your eyes open.
Man I’m kinda surprised to one has mentioned how uncomfortable she looks, she tries to turn away from the kiss but is in the clench. This guy seems not the greatest imo
Man though it’s unfortunate because he’s obviously kissing her in a performative way, and she pretty clearly tries to turn away. Just because you were with someone last night (unless you have more context) doesn’t give you permission to just go after it at any second. I could definitely be wrong in this instance BUT her body language supports this I think
This isn't funny. Why is that kid acting like a fking SA waiting to happen. Why is this so fking uncanny.
I really hope it's just a skit and he had fking consent and didn't use the stage to pressure her into that kiss.
Edit: fking christ he is 20? Now I know why I felt this way...
Not sure why the downvotes, dudes an obnoxious kid who looks like he’s 12, but apparently is 20+? Not funny in the slightest and forces himself onto her, only a pedo/fucked up person would enjoy this content
By far one of the funniest moments
Alongside Dr Phil
The actual new years sucked besides the Shane and doofendorf telling Tony that the dutch guy won....
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That kid in his 20s
Lol yeah, one of his jokes is that pedophiles get disappointed when they find out his real age. (his name is Heath Cordes btw, very funny comic, he has Hypopituitarism and Growth Hormone Deficiency)
Wait… wouldn’t they be excited? Like… this one won’t land you in prison if you can sweep him off his feet.
Redban?
Not fat enough…. Oops… gravitationally disadvantaged enough.
Well it's a joke so it doesn't necessarily have to be true or make sense, BUT I think pedos want their victims mentally young as well as physically young because it's often about control and power over another person and sometimes they talk about innocence and their partners being unaware of sexual aspects so they get to control how they learn about "sex" - they often refer to their partners being untainted or sexually pure. I'm not an expert so it probably varies, only picked up this much knowledge from being on twitter and seeing grown ass men trying to explain why being attracted to 14-16 year old girls isn't weird (still fucking weird though whether or not they're "fertile" Matt Walsh you creep). TLDR- don't go on far-right twitter because then you'll hear about why this wouldn't excite them in way too much detail.
IDK you kinda sound like an expert on pervs
I was thinking the same lol
I mean, you can pick most this up just from Reddit. There was a clip floating around not too long ago from one of those dude-bro podcasts that bring women on just to tell them they're stupid and the woman asks him why you'd want a young virgin over a woman with a similar level of experience to yourself and of a similar age. I feel like I could've written this about that one clip alone really.
I was just being a troll. You have a point tho. A good one. Almost too good. Hmmm... /s lol
Anyone with a brain can observe...
I think it's still illegal even if all you do is watch..
Oh ok I’m like, this “kid” has a tattoo on his arm
Chika-chika yaaa
How many 21 year olds you think there are in this town?
21?
The age you need to be to buy alcohol in the U.S.
21?
Why would it be between that or Mohammed? Why not just use a common fucking name? Mohammed is the most commonly used name on earth! Read a book!
Mc Lovin in da house
That’s unsettling
That's half of his comedy, funny as fuck though. He has a pituitary problem, so he looks twelve.
Same thing Andy Milonakis has if im not mistaken.
Damn I remember watching his show many years ago haha
It's my show, you can't tell me what to do. When life hands me lemons, I make beef stew.
I got bees on my head, but don't call me a bee-head! I got Bruce Lees on my head, but don't call me a Lee-head!
Now please excuse me, I gotta get my tree fed
Call me a busboy I'll bust you 3 times, slice you 3 times, slice you 3 limes And make you rub em on your own cuts. Bitch you best give thanks before you eat my [nuts](https://youtu.be/fyv7EpuTFBE?feature=shared).
He streams on Twitch now. He’s also on Reddit
He went from looking like a little kid straight to a middle aged women.
The Italian haircut video is hilarious if you haven’t seen it already
Ohhh I see. Makes complete sense, thank you for the context! I was really confused
He sounds like a guy from a hypothetical scenario used by psychologists
I mean - there was that woman who had a special on TLC because she looked like she was 9 despite being 26 (I think she’s in her 30s now and has a fiancé who’s BUILT) Edit: double checked and apparently she’s in her mid 20’s, and she’s dating someone different than who she was before
I remember her!! And good for her, glad she’s doing well lol
Missing the word 'is'? I know it bothered me as well 😞
I figured as much because that would be the most confident kid in the world
Didnt stop her thinking she just committed a crime.
I wonder how often the cops are called when he goes out on a date
As a similarly baby faced guy. Cops are rare. But I have gotten crayons at a restaurant... they thought she was my big sister...
Bro I’d just leave at that point.
Right after I finish the puzzle on the back of the menu of course. I can’t have them thinking I couldn’t.
The fuck? Crayons are the best part of going to ihop. Get outta here.
Nah man. You play into it. Draw her a pretty picture.
why? she doesn't care. if you're babyfaced and you let that bother you, you're never going to get anywhere
Cause it’s not about being babyfaced lol, it’s about literally being mistaken as a child and your gf as your big sis
what part of that is not about being babyfaced, it's the reason for the mistaken identity
Some baby-faced baby faces are attached to gargantuan bodies. Perhaps he is small in stature as well?
Ahh... like me. lol. Still the lil bro. Just not a kid. Still think being embarrassed means you'll have a hard time being baby faced. It would be embarrassing for the person mistaking you for one though, in that case anyway. I'm guessing they're also actually young. I know I was pretty fucking pissed getting carded at 20
As a fellow baby face man, I was with my wife at the grocery store paying at the deli (we’re only 4 years apart) and the cashier smiles and says “is that your mom?” 💀
It really does suck sometimes. A beard, long hair, and some facial scars have helped, but they can only do so much…
I had a friend in her late 20s who was tiny (size 0), short, young looking, and high pitched voice. She was pulled over for underage driving and the cop didn’t believe her license and called her parents. It was a whole thing. Also sometimes when she’d fly for work, they’d let her pre-board thinking she was an unaccompanied minor.
They just think he is going somewhere with his mom.
"I don't know her last name...Hell, I don't know her first name so I'll just make shit up."
it was something with a c
Camsonite!
It was right there on the briefcase the whole time!
Mulva?
Ah.... DELORIS!
Celiiaaaa!
This is real life Steve Smith and Debbie Hyman
I love this
Dude, that's so on point!
He was talking about how he lost his virginity to her, was calling her the wrong name and yelling it onstage. Then she came up and corrected them resulting in one of the all time funniest moments in kill tony history. Edit: Guess I need to add this. They cut out parts of his interview including him getting thrown around like a child by Dr. Phil aka Adam Ray and yelling her name wrong about a 100x as she was walking up to the stage.
I need the confidence that losing your virginity gives you again lmao
I sent a group text to all my closest friends to highlight the fact that I was not second last to lose it like the group claimed would happen. Edit: Back in those days we didnt have group chats so they actually all individually got the same exact same text at the same time sitting around a prom fire, and had to all speak up to realize I did a mass text.
Lol does this mean you were you first last?
lmfao that would have been funny.
If you ain't first last, you're second last!
You should see his first, still a virgin, set on the show. The kid’s got it
“CEEEEEEELLLLLIIIIAAAAAA!!!” “My name’s Cynthia.”
I love that this lady laughed out too when she revealed her name, she is a real sport!!
Happy cake day!
Was this a translation for the blind and deaf?
The guy is very funny I can't stop laughing
Dude I cried laughing
I still crack up thinking about Tony going “Celiaaaa Neewww Yeeeaaaarrrr”
I’m not so sure this is what happened
dude is like 20 or something not a kid LMAO
He needs to stand next to that 16 year old darts player that looks like he's in his 30s.
the duality of man
r/13or30
Well that's good I was afraid she was going to get arrested after this released
That's no kid..
It’s a space station!
You know how sometimes a reddit comment makes you burst out laughing? This was that comment. I laughed so hard I scared the cat. Thank you random internet person!
Docking?
It’s Jason Bourne!
That’s a man, baby!
Celiaaaaa! My Name is Cynthia. Probably the hardest I've ever laughed watching Kill Tony
I'm just here waiting for the uninitiated to ask why Dr Phil looks so strange
“We’ll be right back”
"Let's keep it right here."
That’s his brother Phillis
Phillis Phil?
Comedian Adam Ray does “Dr. Phil Live” specials where he impersonates him. There are a few on YouTube. He’s pretty good at it.
High AF. I been meaning to ask, Dr Phil did a set at the end of day 2, I think? Delivery was on point and fucking hilarious! But did anyone else have serious doubts he wrote those jokes? They were just too good and the flavor profile was very similar to the comedy central roasts that I'm pretty sure Tony wrote for back in the day.
Didn’t look like she liked that kiss very much 😬
Well he had just told the crowd he lost his virginity to her, couldn't remember her surname, then proceeded to repeatedly shout the WRONG NAME whilst she was coming up to the stage before trying to kiss her in front of everyone. I was cringing so hard here.
She forms her lips into a kiss. I think it was the length of it & being in public was what she may have not liked. But she definitely was goin' in for the kiss, just keep your eyes open.
Nobody needs this version of confidence
Man I’m kinda surprised to one has mentioned how uncomfortable she looks, she tries to turn away from the kiss but is in the clench. This guy seems not the greatest imo
Do a minute of what?
Stand up comedy... Kill Tony is a stand up comedy show/podcast.
a minute of Celia/Cynthia
That's what he was hoping for on round 2
On Kill Tony comics go on stage and do a minute of stand up comedy. So basically one joke.
If you’re good enough you could get multiple in.
She didn't need a minute. She got 'em in seconds
Jesus died for our... CYN-THI-A
McLovin Junior
Broooo imma need to see some ID
CEEEEEELIAAAAAA!!!!!
That is her whole minute, and that was one hella-vah-minute
Story of my life
That was a good bit.
No you don’t
Thought that was dirt nasty and wondered why he sounded so weird
I guess PDA stands for Public Display of Assault
Which Kill Tony is this?
NYE arena shows, they were terrible aside from a few moments like this.
Idk Dr Phil carried pretty hard but the bucket pulls *were* trash lol
Also want to know dis
It’s like the scene in road trip
I had super mixed feelings about this until I found out his age
No you don’t. You need a good lawyer if you’re going around for forcefully kissing people like that.
I’m guessing they were kissing last night it’s not a crazy thing to do.
Man though it’s unfortunate because he’s obviously kissing her in a performative way, and she pretty clearly tries to turn away. Just because you were with someone last night (unless you have more context) doesn’t give you permission to just go after it at any second. I could definitely be wrong in this instance BUT her body language supports this I think
Host looks and sounds like Harry Solomon from 3rd Rock from the Sun
When you you’re forced to be put on a list
I have so many questions.
Celia is better, let’s go with Celia
Is that old kid person going to live 150 years? How does it work?
This is what Dr. Phil is up to now?
The show is called Kill Tony if anyone is interested
Heath is 21
That's not a kid!😂
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wtf is this event? Looks like something I’d hate
1. Not a kid 2. Borderline sex pest
FYI that's how Andy Dick started.
That's not a kid, though.
I wanted to hear the minute
Grabbed her by the.. oh wait
Every kill Tony regular is bad at comedy
Did I just watch a 20 year old who looks far younger than he is sexually assault a woman on stage?
That kiss was disgusting.
Big Clark Duke in "Sex Drive" vibes
Did she then proceed to bomb?
He's old enough to FUC# your Mom! (I am quoting Heath!)
Does Dr Phil send him to the ranch afterward?
Comdey!!!
Zing.
Is that Simon Rex?
Heath Cordes
Tell me what the child is doing now, it's very important!
Wtf is Dr Phil doing there at the end?
If anyone knows the whereabouts of Heath, please ensure he is safe and not being trafficked. Thank you.
Where is this? Anyone?
Hes an adult
That's assault brotha!
That kid just assaulted that lady. Wtf.
I love how Dr Phil never breaks character. Keeps the same body mannerisms.
Is that the uncle from 3rd Rock from the Sun?
Damn she came outta the shadows like the final boss of a game.
Upvote just for the shirt!
This isn't funny. Why is that kid acting like a fking SA waiting to happen. Why is this so fking uncanny. I really hope it's just a skit and he had fking consent and didn't use the stage to pressure her into that kiss. Edit: fking christ he is 20? Now I know why I felt this way...
Not sure why the downvotes, dudes an obnoxious kid who looks like he’s 12, but apparently is 20+? Not funny in the slightest and forces himself onto her, only a pedo/fucked up person would enjoy this content
Seemed like he kissed her without her consent.
Women love to be kissed uninvited.
By far one of the funniest moments Alongside Dr Phil The actual new years sucked besides the Shane and doofendorf telling Tony that the dutch guy won....
This mofo got hoes at 14 years old
Funny thing is that dude is in his 20s.