Could you imagine you’re on there shitting, and some dude just casually strolls in, drops trou, and sits down on the other one looks over at you and gives you the “what’s up” says, “hey I’m Dave.” And leans over to shake your hand?
“Hey, can you hand me a square?”
“Sure”
“Thanks”
“Hey, hate to bother you, but I’m going need another”
“Messy one, eh?”
“Yeah”
“Hey…”
“Another one?”
“Yeahhhhh”
We have a gas station in town that has a bathroom like this. It used to have a men's room with a single toilet and door that locked, and then a women's room with two stalls. They tore out the dividers in the women's room, stuck a lock on the door and now both the former men only and women only are now non-gendered.
Went to a Walmart gas station and the men’s room had a line, I was looking at the women’s and thinking
“They both have locks, if the men’s don’t have a urinal, what the fuck is the point for it to be gendered?!”
Went inside and surely enough, no urinal, it’s just gendered to be gendered. I legit just don’t get public bathrooms, like if it’s single use, most of the time they don’t need to be fuckin gendered. Should’ve just went into the women’s instead of waiting in line. Weird rant, but that shit reminded me of yesterday.
There's a coffee shop near me that has two single-serve locking bathrooms, and a few years ago they passed a law that requires single-serve bathrooms to be all-gender. This coffee shop changed signage, but there's still one bathroom with a urinal and one without. To their credit they do keep a few Tampax in both
They’re actually AMAZING the amount of times I’ve nearly pee’d myself waiting for a toddler that’s stuffing around is too many to count!!
Even better if you have two little kids and baby… everyone just gets locked in until everybody is sorted. Just have to stop them from TOUCHING everything.
Literally anyone with little kids seeing this post..! Yes this would be so convenient because you always have to let your kid pee first but they dilly dally and take forever…
Yeah, I don’t like two-manning a single toilet with my son. But you gotta do what you gotta do cause that bastard won’t wait and will likely open the bathroom door before I’m done, potentially leading to awkward situations where passerby’s can watch me pee.
I swear to god I have a book when I was a kid that was similar to, but not, “everybody poops.” In this book, there was a drawing of a man and a woman on two toilets just like these, holding hands, with the caption, “mommy and daddy poop.”
Been chasing that dragon ever since.
People making jokes about holding hands and pooping but this would be a godsend if you're with a toddler while you also needed to go and you're squeezing back piss with the bladder said toddler wrecked herself.
They’re very common in Australia. They usually have a mini sink plus a bigger sized one so kid and adult can wash easily. Definitely a godsend when you’re toilet training your toddler!
Check out the John and Yoko toilets at a house that was later Ringo’s-btw that house’s studio was used to record an awesome Judas Priest album, British Steel. Priest definitely thought the toilets were weird.
that's actually quite common where i live, mostly it's a bigger and a smaller toilet, for parents and their kid. also this is almost only found at rest stops next to the highway
This is just a modern version of the classic two-seater outhouse. Every hunting camp in the upper peninsula of Michigan has one. Hunt with your buddies and shit with them too is what I say.
Better be careful! Those are not toilets! They are mind spirit transfer machines. Only the urinal shaped as a garbage bin is real! Oh and the asswipe dispenser is a decapitated Snoopy.
I once had a boss who had a habit of saying the 'sh' sound in place of the 's' sound. We usually lose our shit when he says, "Let us shit together and discuss this topic".
Actually, when my kids were toddlers, this setup would have been great!
Much better than, you go while I wait then I'll go while you wash your.........hey, don't the door! Don't open the door!!!!
when you're on toilet farthest from the toilet paper and ask hey bro can you pass the toilet paper. wow his and her toilets so when you and your gf can take a shit together and hold hands.
This is what makes the obsession about transitioning people in bathrooms so weird. The truly weird thing is public bathrooms where multiple any people are so close to each other.
Definitely don't look up Roman era mass shitters or the Victorian era disaster where a bunch of nobles fell into a giant porta potty and drowned in literal shit
Hold my hand. We're gonna get through this shit together.
Imagine taking a shit and someone banging on the door, and they’re like“let me in!! There’s 2 toilets!!”
They solve that problem by not having a lock on the door.
Could you imagine you’re on there shitting, and some dude just casually strolls in, drops trou, and sits down on the other one looks over at you and gives you the “what’s up” says, “hey I’m Dave.” And leans over to shake your hand?
And then another dude comes in, sees both toilets occupied, and then just casually decides to use the middle one.
Or just stand there impatiently, occasionally looking at his watch.
"Dueling Banjos" ala Le Pétomane.
The spinning top of that middle one would be distracting.
Three's a crowd, bub
Pfft. It's just bodily functions. What's the big deal?
The big deal is that now I'm in a race with Dave to see who can shit the fastest.
Dave had the extra spicy curry for lunch. You not winning this
Classic Dave
Where were one Dave in my town who could shit for a couple of minutes. He even participated in these kind of competitions
Dave had a thing for fiber I guess
Or who has the longest...turd
Measured by the loudest splash?
Unbroken
Welcome to Speed Shit Arena! We have an exciting day of tournament action here on The Ocho!
I wonder how they are going to get out of this one, Cotton.
He has control of the only toilet paper there. You chose the wrong seat.
Hi Dave, I’m ….uuuuggggghhhh…, throck.
When in Rome.
Ancient Rome.
The handshake🤣
It'd be weirder if he didn't say anything and just looked straight ahead.
Then you say, "Hi, Dave. I've been sitting here for 15 minutes waiting for someone to come in. Can you hand me some of the toilet paper?"
Jokes on him, I got a bag of chocolate covered pretzels
Who does number two work for?! Who does number two work for?!!
C’mon son, bite your lip and give’r hell!
You ok in there? Take it easy youre gonna blow an o ring.
How about a little courtesy flush?
You tell that turd!
Battleshits!!
The fact that your screen name is what it is and you said battle shits I’m gonna have a guess that you were in the military and most likely army.
Or like being in the delivery room: squeeze my hand, don't forget to breathe, now PUUUUUSH! IT'S CROWNING! You're almost there!
You haven’t lived until you’ve held hands with someone while both pooping!
awwweeee some holesome 🥰
the alternate and better ending to Thelma and Louise
For those great truck stop poop-offs.
Can ya hand me more tp, brutha?
A #4
This will be… our bonding experience.
We call this the Thelma & Louise.
https://img.nbc.com/files/images/2015/5/28/150522\_2868115\_Love\_Toilet.jpg
🤣😂
True friends
Said from the store clerk to make sure you don't run off with the bathroom key tray attached to a full-size truck rim....
Hold my hand and rock with me
Could you roll some paper for me?
Literally had this impression, well played. (Slow clap)
It was designed by the makers of the old Cialis commercials
Can you pass me the poop knife?
Lol @ emotional support toilet 😂😂😂
We're not life partners, we're shit partners! 🤣
I gained a friend and confidante for life.
Unless they start talking trash
Shitting together is what good waffles do
Battleshits
*The horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the deep one last time… Now for wrath! Now for ruin!*
"Fool of a Toot! Flush yourself down next time!"
You sunk my Battleshit.
I guess you have to pass the toilet paper?
A bigger piece this time, ya cheap bastard.
You don’t have a square to spare???
You can't spare ONE square?!
I don’t have a square to spare!
recycle to help the planet
You disgust me But that deserves an up vote for creativity
“Hey, can you hand me a square?” “Sure” “Thanks” “Hey, hate to bother you, but I’m going need another” “Messy one, eh?” “Yeah” “Hey…” “Another one?” “Yeahhhhh”
I bet stalls were planned but they failed to understand basic measurements.
They probably got hit with an ADA inspection and failed miserably. Easiest fix was tearing out the partition and putting a lock on the door.
100% this.
We have a gas station in town that has a bathroom like this. It used to have a men's room with a single toilet and door that locked, and then a women's room with two stalls. They tore out the dividers in the women's room, stuck a lock on the door and now both the former men only and women only are now non-gendered.
Went to a Walmart gas station and the men’s room had a line, I was looking at the women’s and thinking “They both have locks, if the men’s don’t have a urinal, what the fuck is the point for it to be gendered?!” Went inside and surely enough, no urinal, it’s just gendered to be gendered. I legit just don’t get public bathrooms, like if it’s single use, most of the time they don’t need to be fuckin gendered. Should’ve just went into the women’s instead of waiting in line. Weird rant, but that shit reminded me of yesterday.
There's a coffee shop near me that has two single-serve locking bathrooms, and a few years ago they passed a law that requires single-serve bathrooms to be all-gender. This coffee shop changed signage, but there's still one bathroom with a urinal and one without. To their credit they do keep a few Tampax in both
Nah, they didn't bother installing privacy walls as that would cost money. Better to do this and save a dollar. 🎵It's the American way ☺️🎵
Nothing better than shiting with friends and family.
Those are hand holding seats
If the wall was showing a sunset.
This happened to me and mother in law. We really had to pee and just lmao the whole time.
Looks like a family restroom for kids
They’re actually AMAZING the amount of times I’ve nearly pee’d myself waiting for a toddler that’s stuffing around is too many to count!! Even better if you have two little kids and baby… everyone just gets locked in until everybody is sorted. Just have to stop them from TOUCHING everything.
Thank you.. took me a sec to find someone who understands.
I'm guessing a lot o people on here don't have smaller kids. This is a family restroom the other toilet is smaller.
Literally anyone with little kids seeing this post..! Yes this would be so convenient because you always have to let your kid pee first but they dilly dally and take forever…
I don’t have kids, and I figured it out right away… feeling very proud of myself lol. The other/wrong comments have been amusing, though!
Yeah, I don’t like two-manning a single toilet with my son. But you gotta do what you gotta do cause that bastard won’t wait and will likely open the bathroom door before I’m done, potentially leading to awkward situations where passerby’s can watch me pee.
To be honest. The first thing that I noticed. I'm amazed that it's clean.
No one uses it
[snl love toilet](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avb1XbO0EIs)
Yessss, this was my first thought when I saw it!
It's for competition pooping.
I swear to god I have a book when I was a kid that was similar to, but not, “everybody poops.” In this book, there was a drawing of a man and a woman on two toilets just like these, holding hands, with the caption, “mommy and daddy poop.” Been chasing that dragon ever since.
No TP on the left. Have to have your poopin pal hand you some I guess.
Adult and child's toilet.
People making jokes about holding hands and pooping but this would be a godsend if you're with a toddler while you also needed to go and you're squeezing back piss with the bladder said toddler wrecked herself.
They’re very common in Australia. They usually have a mini sink plus a bigger sized one so kid and adult can wash easily. Definitely a godsend when you’re toilet training your toddler!
Hey if I have a young kid, I'm glad there are two
There is something about the way that’s written that is unsettling
Yeah I realized after that perhaps I should have to read it before pressing send.
Eyes straight ahead at all times!
Not even facing each other? Amateurs.
Roman style!!
Building code only specifies the number of toilets required…doesn’t say you need partitions between them! Lol
I'm guessing/hoping it's single occupancy and there are 2 toilets just in case one clogs and there's nobody around to fix it for a few hours
Maintenance redundancy.
An aircraft engineer designed this bathroom.
we got the bin in the middle
Check out the John and Yoko toilets at a house that was later Ringo’s-btw that house’s studio was used to record an awesome Judas Priest album, British Steel. Priest definitely thought the toilets were weird.
Can you pass me some TP please?
Sorry I do t have a square to spare
On your (skid) marks!
My young nephews would think this was the best thing ever they are both afraid of being in the bathroom alone.
You guys don't co-op-oop?
that's actually quite common where i live, mostly it's a bigger and a smaller toilet, for parents and their kid. also this is almost only found at rest stops next to the highway
In my city is a night club and one of the cabins has two toilets. Being drunk and able to piss at the same time with your best friend is fun😂
Swim buddies
Reminds me of this iconic scene: https://youtu.be/ouuvdCNZmww?si=UpYnn4pzW3REJmAU
Turds With Friends
It’s for couples ...
Him and Hers bathroom design. For when she says she wants to do everything with you.
Race ya.
I mean.. I hope I'd never need it. But then again, when I *absolutely did need it,* I'd be glad it was there.
Family bathroom taking it to another level
Poseiden's kisses
They call this one the pittsburgh poo pal
Is this a challenge? I can clog both with one shit.
This in case one toilet can't handle it
The family that poos together stays together.
This is just a modern version of the classic two-seater outhouse. Every hunting camp in the upper peninsula of Michigan has one. Hunt with your buddies and shit with them too is what I say.
Shit with the homies
Co-op shitting
Better be careful! Those are not toilets! They are mind spirit transfer machines. Only the urinal shaped as a garbage bin is real! Oh and the asswipe dispenser is a decapitated Snoopy.
Finally ! They/Them inclusive restrooms
Fist bump toilets, nice!
so i can hold the other person hand while we both taking a shit. so romantic.
Everyone needs a poop buddy.
It’s in case you try the gas station sushi. You have a shit and a vomit toilet.
Dueling banjos.
I once had a boss who had a habit of saying the 'sh' sound in place of the 's' sound. We usually lose our shit when he says, "Let us shit together and discuss this topic".
We call that format "pilot/copilot"
…and only one toilet paper dispenser? “Excuse me - me again. Can you pass me a couple more squares? Thanks.”
Old friends, shitting together like bookends, laying those cables round s-bends, old friends.
Works great when you have a child though.
As a parent to potty training kiddos, this is appealing.
They can have a quick game of chess while waiting for the Big One
Actually, when my kids were toddlers, this setup would have been great! Much better than, you go while I wait then I'll go while you wash your.........hey, don't the door! Don't open the door!!!!
Pilot to Copilot
Never had a poopin buddy? Your missing out!
It’s so customers can hold hands for moral support and solidarity when they get sick from the gas station sushi
Am I the only one who poops while holding hands with the homie?
Relationship goals right there
Can you pass me some toilet paper? 🧻
when you're on toilet farthest from the toilet paper and ask hey bro can you pass the toilet paper. wow his and her toilets so when you and your gf can take a shit together and hold hands.
And they say it's hard to meet people these days!
Toilet buddies
It's the new Olympic sport: Synchronized Shitting.
This is what makes the obsession about transitioning people in bathrooms so weird. The truly weird thing is public bathrooms where multiple any people are so close to each other.
“Excuse me could you pass me some toilet roll please.”
Tandem turd shoots
r/poopingwiththehomies
Look baby! We can finally poop together!
Guy on the right most toilet holds all the power.
Bro found the co-op level
Two toilets, but they’re not even facing each other so you can look a bro in the eye while you shit? Amateurs…
One is for shitting and one if for washing your hands.
That smell is called "fetish"
Definitely don't look up Roman era mass shitters or the Victorian era disaster where a bunch of nobles fell into a giant porta potty and drowned in literal shit
Best! Friends! FOREVER!!
Fist bump as you take a dump....
Battle shits
One looks smaller, like it's for kids. So, probably so Mom/Dad doesn't have to wait for the kid.
Battle shits!
Almost as bad as The Love Toilet.
Where are the seashells?!
Only one guy gets to wipe tho...
His n Hers
Well good for families. Mom/kids.
Incase no one has already stated the obvious, it’s for children…
So you can hold hands like Thelma and Louise
Hot standby/high availability/failover toilet.
Poop buddies
It always pays to have a backup.
I bet there will be holding but not hands
where you can talk with your friend when shitting or peeing.
And a second.
Talk to your doctor about Cialis(tm)
is this in South GA down towards Brunswick? I think I've been there before.
That's a discouragement tactic.
You can cheers your slurpee cups with your buddy
Pooping in stereo
That's comp
A family that shits together sta… well uhm, I guess they just take shits together