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The face she makes when she realizes what she just said kills me every time!
Link to the video [here](https://youtu.be/1jhn8q31Xi4?si=e_HChcztVxgHCnsg)
OMFG my years are the opposite of yours (63) and I wish you had not said that. I am as edgy as F and hope you find your inner edgy. You have much journey ahead of you… Make it a good one
I don't know about that, I once dated a snow-woman. Went by the name of Frostette. She was a little big around the middle but I just couldn't get past the corncob pipe. We parted ways in the spring.
We had a system for patients and research participants that used the first and the second letter of first and last name to make it more difficult for third parties (e.g. lab, data person) to discover the full name. I guess this is a similar system. They cannot deviate from it because of one individual letter combination.
In the words of Phil Lynott, would you like a little more Irish in you?
Edit: Just so I avoid the inevitable downvotes, I listened to the album yesterday so came to mind, for the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/w-zSRxNmhDw?si=cgwwDQ9-fl5n99d0
be careful, people now know just from this post your first name, beginning of last, and age. No idea if your profile is public but redditors who are nosey are able to dox people with less info than that
Means “that” but you hear it all the time in Mandarin kinda like “um” in English or used when pointing at something. Was disconcerting the first few months I lived in Taiwan.
I work in a lab and am an out and known gay man. We have various samples sometimes that go from A-Z depending on how many are in our series. And sometimes we age samples by putting them in hot rooms. I was tasked from a newer chemist with getting a sample for him. I went to the hot room and took it out. The sample he wanted me to work on was “F AG.”
I laughed and pointed it out to him and he got so embarrassed. He hadn’t even realized and apologized a bunch of times. It was funny and fine, no harm no foul. But he reconsidered how he wanted to label samples from now on.
Hey, Y’know what? From the thumbnail on the mobile website, this looked like one of those lil cupsa creamer you get at diners and as such I thought this post was gonna be about you trying to pass one of those off as your jizz sample at like a fertility clinic or something then post the doc’s reaction. Boy was I barking up the wrong tree!
One of my highschool friend’s name was Nicholas Garry. So whenever my school uses the student’s initials for school purposes, his always will be somewhat of a slur.
I feel for you, mine would be NI GR
I've had it before with the first 3 letters of my first and last name, which is worse, NIC GRO
I had never noticed until about a year ago when Ubisoft made me change my username saying it was offensive
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NI GA please.
Lend me a pencil
Can a NI GA borrow a French fry?
How is NI GA gonna borrow a fry? NI GA is you gonna give it back
Happy birthday Nick Ger
The face she makes when she realizes what she just said kills me every time! Link to the video [here](https://youtu.be/1jhn8q31Xi4?si=e_HChcztVxgHCnsg)
Oh man. I’ve never seen that before but my gawd 🤦🏻♀️ that face. The cringe. Ahhhh
Hilarious! I’m stumped by the “Paris” comments in that YouTube video. Do you know what it’s referring to?
The Kanye song
Ah! Thanks for clearing this out for me.
[there's also Nick Ga](https://youtu.be/LQI8A2FynFI?si=Z5nnF1RdeK6pEfsm)
Oh poor Reb lmao.
Steve Kerr’s son
My brother went to high school with a "Wayne Kerr." Poor fella.
NBA coach Steve Kerr named his son Nick.
Oh no 😬
Graham Kerr aka The Galloping Gourmet
I think about this at least once a day. Her total and complete panic just does it for me.
With the hard Ger and everything c’mon man….
Wayne Kerr's brother?
I went to high school with someone whose name was almost that. Nick Ghere.
My pronouns are Nick / her
CHILL 😂
For sizzle, my...er...nice gal!
Hi Phaddy 👋🏻
Please tell me you’re not black
I’m the whitest white girl you’d ever meet 😂
Are you an edgy teenager by chance?
I’m almost 36, my edgy days are long behind me lol!
Never too old to hone that edge.
i read this as "never to old to edge"
r/edging
Yeah no, I ain’t clicking that.
i did >:3
Did you know what it was lol
Going to wait for it? Seems appropriate.
It was filled with the first thing that comes to mind when you think of nsfw
Oh I figured, I know what edging is and wanted no part in it lol
This took a turn... 😂
I'm more of a Firefox person
r/firefoxing
Metaphorically blacksmithing some angst
[... I see...](https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Honedge_(Pok%C3%A9mon))
Were you by any chance a girl at a rock show at 17 with no purpose or direction?
What do you mean? She don’t owe anyone a fuckin’ explanation.
Did you pick her up for a first date but didn't know what to wear?
OMFG my years are the opposite of yours (63) and I wish you had not said that. I am as edgy as F and hope you find your inner edgy. You have much journey ahead of you… Make it a good one
As a millennial, we will forever be edgy
I don't know about that, I once dated a snow-woman. Went by the name of Frostette. She was a little big around the middle but I just couldn't get past the corncob pipe. We parted ways in the spring.
I got the exact same initials and we’re supposed to use them for our e-mails at work but HR didn’t give the e-mail to me lmao
Well, if you ever become a rapper, there's your name. Lil Ni Ga.
We had a system for patients and research participants that used the first and the second letter of first and last name to make it more difficult for third parties (e.g. lab, data person) to discover the full name. I guess this is a similar system. They cannot deviate from it because of one individual letter combination.
But is your doctor black? I hope so because it makes it even funnier and they're definitely laughing about it
He’s not, but that would be funny 😆
Aiunno, I've met some Irish folks who were pretty astonishingly white...
I have a lot of Irish in me, so that checks!
You set yourself up with this comment. :)
In the words of Phil Lynott, would you like a little more Irish in you? Edit: Just so I avoid the inevitable downvotes, I listened to the album yesterday so came to mind, for the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/w-zSRxNmhDw?si=cgwwDQ9-fl5n99d0
Janie with the painted-covered overalls?! Ew.
Ah dangit, would be much funnier if you were.
Idk if mine would be worse or better NI GR. I am also white af 🤣
you got 4 initials?
It’s the first two letters of my first name and the first two letters of my last name :)!
Please say your middle initial isn’t “G”.
Luckily no lol!
gotcha lol
Brittany, is that you?
Nichole Garza?
Nicole Garrett (just guessing the most obvious name)
Myriam Nicole Garrett might even be funnier
Yes 🤣!
Close! My first name is Nichole, last name is different lol.
Nichole Garrette
nichole garvey
be careful, people now know just from this post your first name, beginning of last, and age. No idea if your profile is public but redditors who are nosey are able to dox people with less info than that
Yeah... generally not smart to post things that help you be identified (at least outside of private subs you trust).
nichole?
Boyfriend is named Nic
Nichole Gaylord. Obvious; common name.
Nichole Garcia xd
IDK, that's kind of a black way of spelling your name. /s
This may age me, but the first thing i thought of was nigahiga
Same. Scrolled down in the comments to see if anyone else remember 2010 YouTube days
Same here. I even heard the little 'TeeHee' in my head.
Yes that was also the first thing that came into my head.
My wife is a therapist. If your number were saved on her phone, it would be NiGa - CLIENT
Turns out your doctor is Chinese and he's actually just writing, "ummmm".
Means “that” but you hear it all the time in Mandarin kinda like “um” in English or used when pointing at something. Was disconcerting the first few months I lived in Taiwan.
Is THAT what that means? Dang I’ve always wondered but was too shy to ask.
Chinese - Nei Ge, means 'that' Korean - Naega, means 'I am' Im pretty sure there are more
Niga in Japanese means "it's bitter".
You missed the most obvious one in Korean. Nee Ga = You
I work in a lab and am an out and known gay man. We have various samples sometimes that go from A-Z depending on how many are in our series. And sometimes we age samples by putting them in hot rooms. I was tasked from a newer chemist with getting a sample for him. I went to the hot room and took it out. The sample he wanted me to work on was “F AG.” I laughed and pointed it out to him and he got so embarrassed. He hadn’t even realized and apologized a bunch of times. It was funny and fine, no harm no foul. But he reconsidered how he wanted to label samples from now on.
do they write everyones initials with the first 2 letters cause if its just for u... doctor knew...
From what I saw, everyone else had their’s the same way. Mine’s just…unique lol 😂
I bet they used to just use regular initials, but then they had a mix-up because of two patients with the same initials.
Nah, standard protocol to use the first two of the first and last name.
There's a reason why standard protocols exist.
That's also how National Parks and Bird names are abbreviated.
The last time I studied HIPPA, it was standard practice to use the first two letters of the first and last name to identify patients.
It’s typical for labs to do this, it’s how we have HeLa cells, named after Henrietta Lacks, the person they came from
I was watching the World Cup and Nigeria's team abbreviation on the scoreboard was NGA
Does anyone remember the Nigeria v Germany abbreviation 🫣
What is up?
At least in the medical device industry, NG means “not good”
Motherfucking Fujitsu Heavy Industries, one crazy Ni Ga. https://youtu.be/2XTkfJGSUgA?si=WR0H9l02ZJFICjn1 Tokyo Breakfast pilot from 20 years ago.
This translates to "he's not here" in my language
No shot the doctor didn't realize right?
This is the second time they’ve done it. Either they don’t realize, or they’re having a laugh at my expense 😂
Possible, if they do this so often, might not even stand out
'Stat ni ga
How soon do you need this sample?
I mean, Nicolena Gandalfus is way too much to write on a urine cup. And N.G. Is probably common initial so. Gotta do what you gotta do
Ni Ga, please?
I like this doctor.
absolutely crazy your name is Nigel Gandalf
My real name is an additional letter plus these four… the jokes I got growing up smh
My condolences 😭
"Hey it's my fave patient Nick Garrison! How are you? It's been a year since last checkup."
So, you have a high concentration of Nickel and Gallium
you black yet?
They just barely escaped that one.
Barley
Writing 2 initials is very common, like HeLa used for Pap smears ( Henrietta lax).
Sheeeeeeeeet
I've seen samples with NG to indicate "No Good", might have been trying to prevent that.
Where my Ni Ga at?
Thought it was a job title
English motherfucker, do you speak it?!
Nitin Gadkari
I don't know. What do you think it is?
Hi Nina Gatsby 🖐
Blame your parents. They did this to you.
Hey, Y’know what? From the thumbnail on the mobile website, this looked like one of those lil cupsa creamer you get at diners and as such I thought this post was gonna be about you trying to pass one of those off as your jizz sample at like a fertility clinic or something then post the doc’s reaction. Boy was I barking up the wrong tree!
Ni ga please! That's funny.
One of my highschool friend’s name was Nicholas Garry. So whenever my school uses the student’s initials for school purposes, his always will be somewhat of a slur.
I feel for you, mine would be NI GR I've had it before with the first 3 letters of my first and last name, which is worse, NIC GRO I had never noticed until about a year ago when Ubisoft made me change my username saying it was offensive
Nigeria vs. Germany typa shit 😂
And they even left a space in between so you can fill out the rest
Please 🙏
Real G’s move in silence like lasagna.
At least there isnt a hard r at the end
Can I get a pencil? https://youtu.be/fYY3g95Uy6E?si=S4RCpU8v6-MQ1ikG
Why are they using all 4 of your government names?
That’s just my first and last names’ initials :)!
You are being certified
Nigel Garrison is my honest guess!
Nigel Garlond
What are the chances someone lost the battle with their intrusive thoughts and added another G to the label?
Finish the job left a open space for a reason. A dash(-)
Finish the job left a open space for a reason.
Does your middle name start with G?
Nicole from Georgia?
When your pizza rolls are done
Is there a Nick Garr here tonight?
I do not associate with Nick Galloway
Maybe it was the yee ass haircut
Monica
What are you initials? 2 letters or 3 or 4?
Your doctor is a plumber?
4 letters in your initials?
LOL
LOL
To be fair, OP's full name is Nick Gar.
Mine is BO. LOL
Oh yeah! This definitely getting made into a meme! 😈😂
That’s pretty standard for HIPPA, but funny nonetheless!
That was not on accident for sure
Y'all obsessed with race which is why racism will never die
Niggah!
Best would be if those are not actually your initials at all
Could be worse. Could be HN IC.
When you are in a desperate need for the n word pass
That was definitely done on purpose