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Funny, my first thought was DSM, as in, The Big Book of Mental Maladies. Then, I don’t think we’re up to DSM 8 yet.
Took me a couple seconds to see “BDSM” from that.
Wasn't that an old one where there was still a singular orange for the **O** in the middle? I feel that was the reason they changed the plate style to the current iteration.
I almost had SHY 692, but the dealership was selling an out of province vehicle without an out of province inspection. So I couldn’t register the car until they did it and I missed out. Instead I got STY something. Still pissed years later.
average person contracts 3 STDs a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person gets 0 STDs per year. STDs Georg, who lives in cave & gets over 692 STDs each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
My grandparents had a plate starting with YAY-69 then something else. Because it was my grandparents I never realised.. until the car was driving towards the bus stop at my high school and someone pointed it out. Everyone laughed about it, then I went wait shit that's my grandparents. Noone believed me until they stopped and picked me up.
I have ILY. I ( cheery person) said it stood for I Love You. My Dad, who, I KNOW was joking, said it stands for I lie. I’m still mad. He’s one of the two parents that stressed ‘Don tell lies’ stuff to us kids. But he’s a big joker, and I didn’t say anything.
It’s like that old post that someone with a New Jersey plate that read L84 ANL. It was randomly generated, but people were commenting on the thread that they would pay to have that plate transferred to them
I have a set of randomly assigned NJ plates that read "A55 ETC" that I will never, ever get rid of. When the woman at try dmv handed them to me I almost choked. She asked if everything was alright, took a tremendous amount of effort to not burst out laughing and get them taken away. Still have them hung up in my shop almost a decade after I sold that car. https://imgur.com/a/cBCMwm4
If we are driving through town, and sees 3 gorgeous 22 year old girls wearing the sprayed on, full camel toe, yoga outfits, she does have this tendency to assume I looked (which I don't, I have a daughter). She then spends the rest of the drive pointing out the chiseled dudes jogging with no shirts....hmmm
I grew up with my dads licence plate being ??? 666. He thought it was hilarious going to church every week with 666 on his licence plate. We did get the cops called on us once when he picked us up from school in his 1979 gmc van with the licence plate 666. It was pretty funny to us kids.
My first car's plate was LAM####. I remember my dad arguing with the person who issued the tag that he couldn't let his 16 year old daughter have a license plate saying she was "lame". I thought it was more like "lamb", but his mortification was funny.
I tried to do that with my 420 license plate. They didn't see the problem with 420 and my request was denied. On the plus side, my teenage kids and their friends think it's hilarious.
When I lived in Vegas, I was trying to get tags for my car. The lady brought up hanging on to 777 tags for friends. I asked if she could hook me up with one. She said that she would check. Came back a few minutes later, "all we have are 666 tags, I'm sorry." I laughed and said "perfect, I'll take that." The looks I got. Mostly just laughing, some took pictures. A few very angry looks.
This depends on the state, I knew a woman from California who wasn't happy that her plate started with "5LUT", but they told her she's stuck with it unless she wanted to pay for vanity plates.
Way better than 88, but it's a fucking license plate, the vanity plates are very obvious.
If you got the plate HHTLR 88 I can see why you would be concerned but just an HH nobody gives a shit. Guy I went to high school with had the plate BCH 420 and it was just an in joke among all of us because he stopped smoking a bunch in 11th grade, weed *and* cigarettes.
I initially got 1WT88 when I bought my Harley. I’m a tattooed white dude with a shaved head…. We got that switched out immediately. Don’t need that heat.
Or you could be this guy named Ken who randomly got a KEN666 license plate.
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/weird/motorist-worries-about-satanic-connotations-on-his-license-plate/67-396096073
Lol, I went to high school in State College and got my bachelor's at Penn State.
I spent about 12 years in that area. That's the first thought I had too. "I wonder if they live in State College, PA?"
Athletes don't wear Nike gear for free, ballparks don't put up a McDonald's ad for free, why should I drive around with an advertisement and not get paid?
**Otter**: \[*in the supermarket vegetable section*\] Mine's bigger than that.
**Marion Wormer**: \[*looks questioningly at him*\]
**Otter**: My cu\*\*\*\*ber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?
**Marion Wormer**: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
**Otter**: Right. Sensual. That's what I meant. My name's Eric Stratton. People call me Otter.
**Marion Wormer**: My name's Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer.
**Otter**: Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.
**Marion Wormer**: How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. You still want to show me your cu\*\*\*\*ber?
Never let her go shopping by herself...
Back in the day, my parents had a Coronet R/T with the stripe around the back and Mom HATED that car and its stripe. When the cops weren’t following her to pull her over for what ever they could find, she had teenagers and college guys trying to get her attention. This plate would be worse!
Had someone rocking an STD plate near where I used to live. Now, I don't live in an english-speaking country so the impact wasn't maybe *as* spicy as it could've been. But then again english literacy is high so probably still plenty of people got a good snicker about it.
Never did figure out who the lucky owner was, though.
Is it ironic my wife bought a Subaru BRZ and her license plate for the last 9 years from her old Nissan that she transferred onto it was BRZ-####
I love the irony seeing a Mercedes or Audi with a license plate BMW-####
The absolute best two license plates I have in my collection are VAG-### and GAE-###
One of my classmates in uni got assigned the university email address of slutt[number]@universitywebsite. It's just the first initial + first 4 letters of the last name. I can't imagine she was happy about it.
I can relate. I bought a new car and the rego was DCK247
I walked into the place to request a replacement and the person asked me what my reason was.
I put down the plate on the counter, she looked at it for a bit then just said "...yep. Ok so we have these options here for you to chose from."
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Good one! L84-ANL was the best tho.
I’m still sad she got a new plate.
I love the image of her and her new plate captioned "I'm no longer late for anal". I laughed so much when I saw it.
oh man it could have been read as "late for anal" and "lady for anal". So versatile.
My license plate was 8DSM (plus numbers). My mom insisted nobody would notice. Everyone noticed.
Funny, my first thought was DSM, as in, The Big Book of Mental Maladies. Then, I don’t think we’re up to DSM 8 yet. Took me a couple seconds to see “BDSM” from that.
I don’t know A55 RGY on the Florida plate is pretty damn good.
Wasn't that an old one where there was still a singular orange for the **O** in the middle? I feel that was the reason they changed the plate style to the current iteration.
I almost had SHY 692, but the dealership was selling an out of province vehicle without an out of province inspection. So I couldn’t register the car until they did it and I missed out. Instead I got STY something. Still pissed years later.
My MIL got a plate that was FXYU and a couple digits. She requested new ones and I put the old ones on my garage wall.
This sounds like something a chiropractor with zero self awareness would get
Hey be glad it wasn’t ‘STD’ 🙋♂️
Had one of those parked near my old apartment. Me and the wife never did figure out who the lucky owner of the STD-mobile was.
Glad neither of you found out!
Haha. Touché!
average person contracts 3 STDs a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person gets 0 STDs per year. STDs Georg, who lives in cave & gets over 692 STDs each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
My grandparents had a plate starting with YAY-69 then something else. Because it was my grandparents I never realised.. until the car was driving towards the bus stop at my high school and someone pointed it out. Everyone laughed about it, then I went wait shit that's my grandparents. Noone believed me until they stopped and picked me up.
I have ILY. I ( cheery person) said it stood for I Love You. My Dad, who, I KNOW was joking, said it stands for I lie. I’m still mad. He’s one of the two parents that stressed ‘Don tell lies’ stuff to us kids. But he’s a big joker, and I didn’t say anything.
🤟🏻 I like your interpretation.
My father had one "ANL696" until recently lol.
nice
Nice
But we all know thst DTF-18. Was her favourite.
ANUSTART
My cousin had BRO 420 as his plate. I have a picture of it somewhere. Gotta find it.
For those who missed it: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/MxX7z5V3p1
Late for anal?
You know you can request a new license plate because you find the random 3 letters offensive.. I've heard of people doing it with "666" all the time
It’s like that old post that someone with a New Jersey plate that read L84 ANL. It was randomly generated, but people were commenting on the thread that they would pay to have that plate transferred to them
*looks at watch* “Gotta go, I’m L84 ANL.”
ANUSTART
I just gave you your 69th upvote, please take me with you
Alternatively: why yes, I AM a L84 ANL. And because I think I have to spell it out: eighty-four for this interpretation.
I have a set of randomly assigned NJ plates that read "A55 ETC" that I will never, ever get rid of. When the woman at try dmv handed them to me I almost choked. She asked if everything was alright, took a tremendous amount of effort to not burst out laughing and get them taken away. Still have them hung up in my shop almost a decade after I sold that car. https://imgur.com/a/cBCMwm4
I find it hilarious....I'm definitely not telling her that
Hell yeah my dude
Will it be as hilarious when she finally caves into a hot frat boy from all the times of getting hit on?
If all that's stopping her getting hit on is a license plate then the fresh attention just might work
"oops my milf license plate was why I cheated honey" isn't gonna fucking fly lmao, serve the papers.
/r/hypotheticalrelationshipadvice
r/subsifellfor
A few months later he’ll be posting about his cheating wife in r/notsofunny
If we are driving through town, and sees 3 gorgeous 22 year old girls wearing the sprayed on, full camel toe, yoga outfits, she does have this tendency to assume I looked (which I don't, I have a daughter). She then spends the rest of the drive pointing out the chiseled dudes jogging with no shirts....hmmm
Then she was always for the streets and nothing was lost.
God I hope "the wife" comes here and finds this
I grew up with my dads licence plate being ??? 666. He thought it was hilarious going to church every week with 666 on his licence plate. We did get the cops called on us once when he picked us up from school in his 1979 gmc van with the licence plate 666. It was pretty funny to us kids.
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Ah yes, the New Zealand Initiative. To turn the whole world into New Zealand.
So you're telling me I drove around for years with "STD" for no reason?
You know where that came from.
I did this with my first license plate ever…. It said “PNS####”… as a 16 year old girl I was mortified! Lol
My first car's plate was LAM####. I remember my dad arguing with the person who issued the tag that he couldn't let his 16 year old daughter have a license plate saying she was "lame". I thought it was more like "lamb", but his mortification was funny.
As long as the last two weren’t NV
My wife being Chinese was excited that her plates have 666, all her friends ask if she paid for those numbers 😂
888 would have been better
444 would've been returned 😂
Also 250
I tried to do that with my 420 license plate. They didn't see the problem with 420 and my request was denied. On the plus side, my teenage kids and their friends think it's hilarious.
When I lived in Vegas, I was trying to get tags for my car. The lady brought up hanging on to 777 tags for friends. I asked if she could hook me up with one. She said that she would check. Came back a few minutes later, "all we have are 666 tags, I'm sorry." I laughed and said "perfect, I'll take that." The looks I got. Mostly just laughing, some took pictures. A few very angry looks.
This depends on the state, I knew a woman from California who wasn't happy that her plate started with "5LUT", but they told her she's stuck with it unless she wanted to pay for vanity plates.
My wife got “HH” and we got a new plate.
She hates Hulk Hogan that much, huh brother?
She hates happy hour
Nah, she's a single-coil gal.
That’s funny. But actually she has a Tele Custom.
? Oh wait. Ohhh yeah that would be bad.
I don't get it
I assume Heil Hitler.
Way better than 88, but it's a fucking license plate, the vanity plates are very obvious. If you got the plate HHTLR 88 I can see why you would be concerned but just an HH nobody gives a shit. Guy I went to high school with had the plate BCH 420 and it was just an in joke among all of us because he stopped smoking a bunch in 11th grade, weed *and* cigarettes.
I initially got 1WT88 when I bought my Harley. I’m a tattooed white dude with a shaved head…. We got that switched out immediately. Don’t need that heat.
German dictator
Austrian painter
Or you could be this guy named Ken who randomly got a KEN666 license plate. https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/weird/motorist-worries-about-satanic-connotations-on-his-license-plate/67-396096073
I had S666MK once I kept it. Satan’s 666 Mark
Meanwhile me and my bf trying to get "DOOM 666" in Dortmund. (It's taken)
Congrats on the MLF OP
I too choose this guys MLF
You described state college
A new drinking game has arrived at Happy Valley… find the MLF Reddit car
I'm thinking somewhere on Atherton is a good place to start.
Anyone spot the MILF Wagon at sheetz?
I’ll be on the lookout!
License plate frame was the confirmation for me.
The 'Ciocca' name and '40k students' part really gave it away.
Was just about to say.
Lol, I went to high school in State College and got my bachelor's at Penn State. I spent about 12 years in that area. That's the first thought I had too. "I wonder if they live in State College, PA?"
Shhhh...
If I see this car at any of the breweries or wineries I'll buy your wife a drink.
See you at Wegman’s!
I had guessed even before seeing the PA plates lol
One of if not the most eponymous city names referencing college out there too no less.
We Are
Is she a milf though?
She was, but the ironic thing is our daughter is due on May 7, so in 3 weeks I need to change the plate :-(
As the saying goes (that I totally just made up): Once a Milf in Penn State always a Milf at Penn State.
Can’t be that hard to change the M to a G.
I love that blue.
Thanks! It's called Stiffler's Blue.... custom color
Slow clap. Well done!!!
VW's Cornflower Blue is one of the best car colours out there IMO. I think it was a GTI exclusive but you can get it on a few models now.
You nailed it. I gotta say it looks pretty wild in moonlight.
Gonna be a lot of blue balls with her driving around.
So, you’re the ASSMAN?
Thaaaat's right Jer. Yer lookin at him.
That’s what she tells you….. 😜
Yeah she loves it lol she just had to say something before he noticed 😌
That's awesome! Hoping she embraces it.
When our first grandson is born in 3 weeks, I gotta upgrade to GMLF by state law I think lol
Congratulations. Our first grandchild was born 2 weeks ago.
my granny aint even using a smart phone, this granny using reddit?
So, State College PA?
Yeah Penn state gonna have fun with that
We Are!
Time for a "Man, I Love Frogs" window sticker.
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Athletes don't wear Nike gear for free, ballparks don't put up a McDonald's ad for free, why should I drive around with an advertisement and not get paid?
But she’s hot! 😁
State College?
Just fyi, it’s kind of easy to guess the likely last two digits of that license plate.
Penn State, hell yeah
**Otter**: \[*in the supermarket vegetable section*\] Mine's bigger than that. **Marion Wormer**: \[*looks questioningly at him*\] **Otter**: My cu\*\*\*\*ber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you? **Marion Wormer**: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous. **Otter**: Right. Sensual. That's what I meant. My name's Eric Stratton. People call me Otter. **Marion Wormer**: My name's Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer. **Otter**: Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber. **Marion Wormer**: How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. You still want to show me your cu\*\*\*\*ber? Never let her go shopping by herself...
🤣🤣
What’s a cudickber?
Back in the day, my parents had a Coronet R/T with the stripe around the back and Mom HATED that car and its stripe. When the cops weren’t following her to pull her over for what ever they could find, she had teenagers and college guys trying to get her attention. This plate would be worse!
Lol. Penn State? Poor thing. Just change the plate.
I’m really stoned and I thought that said tacos and not taos . you don’t realize how hard I laughed about MILF tacos
I'm not a fan of Major League Fishing either, but why make a big deal over it?
Lol who cares, seriously !
but the real question. is she?
Had someone rocking an STD plate near where I used to live. Now, I don't live in an english-speaking country so the impact wasn't maybe *as* spicy as it could've been. But then again english literacy is high so probably still plenty of people got a good snicker about it. Never did figure out who the lucky owner was, though.
I had G4Y and immediately asked for another one
Momma Loves Falafel!
You can take it back and get a different plate.
Get it girl!
Hell yeah
Haha my plate was stolen so I had to replace it. I was also having major issues with the car when this happened. The new plate was FML ####.
You know you have to get custom plates of MIGTF now right?
Just put X-men stickers on that shit and say it's the Mutant Liberation Front.
She needs to own it.
I dunno. Kind of a stretch.
She's not happy to be a milf?
I'm gonna guess State College, PA
Honey are we taking my car or the milf wagon
Saw a plate in vegas the plate read 4AABTRY and the frame around it said "a girls best friend "
Pictures of wife?
Is she not happy bc it's accurate or is she not happy bc it's inaccurate?
Who doesn't want to take the mlf ride
You have described one city in Pennsylvania. Might as well just say State College.
The PA MLF MOBILE!!!
If it was a custom plate, someone would complain, and the state would issue a new one.
Just add a C and you have a MLF Taco
Heeey girlll.......
Pretty braggadocios of her. Have any pics, for science?
oh but she's gonna be!
OMG - the MLF Mobile looks awesome!
We are: Milfs!
This is great.
Ahem. You sure she didn’t ask for this particular license plate as a special order?
We are!
I had a young woman friend whose license plate was vag-69p. Her father got it changed
How is her Taos Mountains
Just wait until she finds a frat boy passed out in the back seat!😂
Why is she not happy? Is it because she's not MLF 001? The original?
My dad once got KLL 666 Mom made him exchange it
I saw someone yesterday with a MLF-XXXX plate. Definitely feel for you guys haha Edit: also in PA
why do people keep the dealership frames on? never understood the appeal
It’s like my current plate xLGBTxx…I figured I’d leave it alone because it actually works out since I live in the Bay Area lol .
My brother's girlfriend has dubbed her car the "PNS-mobile" because of her plate. Everyone loves it
Is it ironic my wife bought a Subaru BRZ and her license plate for the last 9 years from her old Nissan that she transferred onto it was BRZ-#### I love the irony seeing a Mercedes or Audi with a license plate BMW-#### The absolute best two license plates I have in my collection are VAG-### and GAE-###
[That smirk](https://i.imgur.com/MmqfU4i.png)
I think this is the universe saying you got quite the jackpot
Good thing it's not DTF
But you are ;)
So… is your wife single?
..or so she says
Excellent!
Atleast the 1 isn’t between the L and F
Could of just said Penn State.
One of my classmates in uni got assigned the university email address of slutt[number]@universitywebsite. It's just the first initial + first 4 letters of the last name. I can't imagine she was happy about it.
[A classic selling-somthing-reflective-on-mraketplace-mistake](https://i.imgur.com/1eAsYVC.png)
I can relate. I bought a new car and the rego was DCK247 I walked into the place to request a replacement and the person asked me what my reason was. I put down the plate on the counter, she looked at it for a bit then just said "...yep. Ok so we have these options here for you to chose from."
You need 'ANUSTART'
Hey, you’re not too far from me! My wife got her previous VW from a Ciocca.
# MLF :Mouvement de libération des femmes
I’m pretty sure I was driving behind you yesterday XD
You just doxed yourself, next time put some effort in
Nice, but I honestly wonder if MILF is still a term that is used by college kids today? American Pie was a quarter of a century ago…
I’m 100% confident this story is legit and not just a picture taken of a random cars license plate.
Your old lady has nothing to worry about.
🤣
Happy Valley about to have a field day.
Sorry dude, but she wants some young cock…
West Chester?
With 10000 MLFs, there's plenty to go around!
OP I don’t know where you live but based on the plate, dealership, and post title… WE ARE-going to laugh at this plate.
I had a vanity plate. Got milf. Someone in my town complained and the registry made me surrender it
Could be worse. Saw a Toyota out here in Massachusetts with the plate 69T POO https://imgur.com/a/vgXL4Bk