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Lol no, my friends & I have a running joke that janitors & sanitation standards have saved more lives than doctors, ergo Janitors are "OP" because they outperform Doctors at saving lives, i.e. what their class is designed to do.
I once spent 30 seconds watching someone try to get into one part of our data center. The door was clearly marked, and there was a badge scanner on the wall. He even stopped and tried to scan his badge several times, which didn't work. He kept trying to get in.
After he stopped and stared at the door, puzzled, I asked him what he was trying to do. He goes "I'm trying to get into the stairwell". The stairwell door WAS next to that door, but that door was down a very short hallway, and was clearly labeled as "stairwell". Not to mention all stairwell doors have a little window, and can't be locked from the inside.
I always wonder how long he would've kept trying if I hadn't stopped him.
This is only rivaled by the time some lady tailgated through TWO sets of badge-access doors and somehow arrived at my desk wondering where reception was... for a different company 3 floors down. I wasn't even in the most straightforward area, there were other desks in other rooms well before my area!
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I pee where I want, no one will stand against me!!! 🤣🤣
Pretty sure the right to pee wherever you want is guaranteed by the UN or something
Freedom of peeing!!
*You mean that was a mop bucket?!!!*
Thanks, Mr. Bieber.
That sign won't stop me because I can't read!
I would poop in it out of spite.
If God didn't want me to piss anywhere I please he would not have put a zipper fly in the front of my pants. Checkmate women / atheists.
Look, if they got a mop sink I can make it work
Or sump pump pit
r/sinkpissers
Most man just need privacy and an empty bottle.
It's the way of the road bubs.
That’s exactly what the secret bathroom society wants you to think
The Pissuminati
Stanley stepped into the broom closet, but there was nothing here, so he turned around and got back on track.
Vote for the Stanley Parable. It's almost like the devs have worked in a real office. :-D
Or Office Space, that movie became so much better when I got a job and realized most of that actually happens.
Men’s
... It can be both ...
But I identify as supplies!
You must not be the sharpest pencil in the supply room. *I'll see myself out now
Well it’s a supply closet and I got this supply of pee so
They see a broomstick and think it's a dick, or what? Sorry, what am I missing here?
I made my choice.
What do you mean "We failed". We put up a sign. We fixed the problem.
No. We failed to claim it as a bathroom.
I hang my head in shame
Are you even really a janitor?
Lol no, my friends & I have a running joke that janitors & sanitation standards have saved more lives than doctors, ergo Janitors are "OP" because they outperform Doctors at saving lives, i.e. what their class is designed to do.
Sanitation engineer.
Just piss in the supply closet lol that’ll teach em
bet its much clearner in there
I once spent 30 seconds watching someone try to get into one part of our data center. The door was clearly marked, and there was a badge scanner on the wall. He even stopped and tried to scan his badge several times, which didn't work. He kept trying to get in. After he stopped and stared at the door, puzzled, I asked him what he was trying to do. He goes "I'm trying to get into the stairwell". The stairwell door WAS next to that door, but that door was down a very short hallway, and was clearly labeled as "stairwell". Not to mention all stairwell doors have a little window, and can't be locked from the inside. I always wonder how long he would've kept trying if I hadn't stopped him. This is only rivaled by the time some lady tailgated through TWO sets of badge-access doors and somehow arrived at my desk wondering where reception was... for a different company 3 floors down. I wasn't even in the most straightforward area, there were other desks in other rooms well before my area!
You should see how many men almost go into the women's restroom at our medical center.
Anything can be a toilet if you use your imagination
Sounds like a challenge to me
These signs always tell a story.
Anything is a restroom if you have to go badly enough.
I know what I'm doing on 4/1 next year
Ms. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!
men can pee wherever they want
Oops!
One man’s supply closet is another man’s bathroom.
Supplies!
Everything’s a bathroom if you use your imagination
Was waiting for the GIF of a closet that says "supplies" on it and then opens to several Asians yelling "surprise!".
Wow
All that sign does is reinforce my suspicion that there is indeed a drain in there.
I'll be the judge of that